what have you done to me portal


I have done “Draw Your Squad” with my four favorite couples Adult/Minor that are now ruining my life.

I love them <3

P.S:This is a humorous image, is not to be taken seriously

-Possible history:

Dee: -Proud to find the material of the computer-

Josh, Danny and Dipper: -scream traumatized-

Vlad: Dee,this is not something that kids should see

Rick: What do you think of this, Morty?

Morty: So this is how the theme works… -impresed-

Ford:At times like this … I think it would have been better if Stanley had not rescued me of the portal -thinking-

He hecho “Draw Your Squad” con mis cuatro parejas favoritas Adulto/Menor que ahora están arruinando mi vida

Los amo <3

PD:Esto es una imagen humoristica, no es para tomarsela en serio

-Posible historia:

Dee:-Orgulloso de encontrar el material del ordenador-

Josh, Danny y Dipper: -Gritando traumatizados-

Vlad: Dee, esto no es algo que los chicos deben ver

Rick:¿Qué opinas de esto, Morty?

Morty:  Así que así es cómo funciona el tema… -impresionado-

Ford:En momentos como este… creo que habría sido mejor si Stanley no me había rescatado del portal -pensando-

  • Wheatley: You know what you are? Selfish. I've done nothing but sacrifice to get us here! What have you sacrificed? NOTHING. Zero. All you've done is BOSS ME AROUND.
  • Virgil: I just wanted to say something. I couldn't have done any of this without your help. If it wasn't for you, I'd still be stuck down there in the junkyard offices, probably my battery backup would have run out in a few days. So...thanks. No matter what happens, I believe in you. Really.
  • [McCree and Hanzo accidentally wake up Genji from sleep mode]
  • McCree: Okay act natural, act natural, we’ve done nothing wrong. [nervously @ Genji] Hello!
  • Genji: [sees Hanzo] Oh, it's you.
  • McCree: You know him?!
  • Genji: It’s been a long time, how have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED me!
  • McCree: [to Hanzo] YOU DID WHAT?!?!
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TITLE: Hospitality


AUTHOR: MaliceManaged

ORIGINAL IMAGINE: Imagine Loki showing up randomly at your door asking if he can crash on your couch.

RATING: General

NOTES/WARNINGS: Good gods; what have you guys done to me. I have plot-like things in my head now. PLOT THINGS, I TELL YOU!! Enjoy. :)


    She was upset, that much was obvious, and understandably so given the circumstances. He hadn’t really thought about what going through multiple portals in such quick succession would do to her; after all, they perfectly harmless to him.

    But then again, he wasn’t human.

    He really needed to remember that she was.

    She was also spectacularly pissed off at the moment.

    He stood there patiently, and, more importantly, silently, hands loosely clasped behind his back while she yelled and raged and threw things that bounced harmlessly off the shield he’d had the good sense to put up beforehand. He owed her this much, not to mention it was really quite fascinating to watch; there was a lot more fire in her than he would have guessed from their first meeting. Fire that could prove very, very useful.

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Stupid GF ending that will not happen

*cut to 18 year old Stan and Ford on swings*

Stan: aaannnnddd that is how the world ended in 2012 because you were an ass and decided not to go treasure hunting with me.

Ford: that stupid Stan.

Stan: no it’s not! It’s completely-

Ford: besides, the world obviously ended because you broke my science fair project. If you hadn’t have done that then obviously-

Stan: no way! The end of the world is on you and that nerd portal you made!

Ford: no way! 1) I haven’t made it yet! 2) I was tricked by a-a demon! What did you call him? Bill? What kind of name is that!?

Stan: I didn’t think it was so bad…

Ford: also why did the Demon seem so similar to you? That doesn’t-

Stan: your missing the point!! If we don’t go treasure hunting the world will end! The end!

Ford: ….alright.

Stan: alright?

Ford: *standing up* yup. See you at the end of the world sucker! *runs off* Dimensional travel here I come!


So i know how a lot of people are saying the author was like an asshole and stanford did nothing wrong and he was a good guy and bla bla bla. Well..

You´re gonna hear some bad things about me, and some of them are true.

Stan isn´t talking about the agents, he´s talking about his brother.That is confirmed.

Now this is 100% supossition and im not saying its what´s going to happen, but when he says “some” bad things, i think its his way of saying “you are going to know all the bad things i have done when i was young because my justifiably angry brother is going to tell you about them” Something tells me that Stan was the asshole twin, not the author, and that before the author went to the portal,he did something REALLY BAD that broke him and his brother´s relationship beyond repair. I mean, we all know he´s a jerk and a criminal, but in the end he is a good guy. Maybe he wasn´t like that when he was young. Also:

Stan´s swing is the one that´s broken. Its because he blames himself for the dissapearence of his brother. That´s why he brought him back.To apologize to his brother for what he did.

But i dont think his brother is ready to forgive him yet. Its been 30 years for stanford, and no more than 3 years for the author (hell,probably not even a whole year) so i think the author is going to be pissed. So if the next episode the first thing he does is punch Stan in the face,its not because he is evil or a jerk, but because he has very good reason to.

Hey guyz!

I`ve been reading tags you written lately under my AU concepts and it seems that you liked it! :D I`m realy happy about this so THANK YOU SO MUCH I REALY APPERICIATE THIS and also I have to aplology again for my pooooooooooooooooor English. I try to tap fast and I don`t always relook at what have i done (with my life

If you have any ideas about it or you want to discuss, then fell feel free to write me :э

Thank you all again! Make sure I`ll finish the last concepts soon! 

Portal 2 rp meme

“I think we can put our differences behind us… for science… you monster.”

“It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been *really* busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME?”

“Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: "A horrible person.” We weren’t even testing for that"

“It’s just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother’s decision to abandon you on a doorstep.”

“Most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds”

“I’m afraid you’re about to become the immediate past president of the Being Alive Club. Ha, ha.”

“Well, this is the part where he kills us. ”

“This is the part where I kill you! ”

“Perfect. The door’s malfunctioning”

“I bet somebody’s going to have to repair that, too. No, don’t get up. I’ll be right back. Don’t touch anything. ”

“Okay, that’s probably the bird, isn’t it?”

“All right, so that last test was seriously disappointing. Apparently, being civil isn’t motivating you, so let’s try it her way, all right, fatty? Adopted… fatty! Fatty, fatty no parents?”

“For the record, you are adopted and that’s terrible. Just work with me. ”

“Also, look at her/him, you moron. She/he’s not fat. 

"I hate you so much.”

“That’s funny, I don’t feel corrupt. In fact, I feel pretty good.”

“Do you have any idea how good this feels? I did this! Tiny little [name] did this!”

“Oh, really? That’s what the two of you think, is it? Well, maybe it’s time I did something then.”

“What are you doing? NO! NO! NO!”

“No! No! You’re LYING! You’re LYING!”

“You’re not just a regular moron”

“I am NOT! A MORON!”

“Yes you are! You’re the moron they built to make me an idiot!”

“Well how about now? NOW WHO’S A MORON? Could a MORON PUNCH! YOU! INTO! THIS! PIT? Huh? Could a moron do THAT?”

“ I’ll bet you’re dying to know what your big surprise is”

“Hey, Moron! ”

“You are going to *love* this big surprise.”

“In fact, you might say that you’re going to love it… to death. Love it… until you’re, until it kills you. Until you’re dead.”

“Alright? I don’t know whether… you’re, uh, you’re picking up on what I’m saying there, but… ”