what have i told you lot about memes

It’s Karaoke Time!
  • “Excuse you, all these drunk people thought I was awesome!”
  • “If you want to get me behind a microphone, you’re going to have to buy me at least two more drinks.”
  • “Hate to break it to you, but you aren’t as good as you think you are.”
  • “You want me to sing a song I don’t know in front of a bunch of strangers?”
  • “There is no way I’m getting up there.”
  • “No. I am not letting you torture these innocent people with your squawking.”
  • “That actually wasn’t too bad.”
  • “I’m never gonna live this down, am I?”
  • “I can’t believe I just did that.”
  • “Get up there or I’ll drag you myself!”
  • “I am way too sober to do this.”
  • “If I had to do it, then you have to do it.”
  • “Fine, but you’re singing with me.”
  • “Take the microphone away from him/her before I strangle someone.”
  • “Who’s the screaming banshee?”
  • “You’re right; you can’t sing.”
  • “This is nothing like singing in a shower.”
  • “Come on, don’t be such a spoilsport!”
  • “Sorry, all I heard was screaming. Wait, that was you?”
  • “The next big thing is definitely not you.”
  • “What was that?”
  • “I thought you sounded pretty good.”
  • “Don’t listen to them.”
  • “Told you I couldn’t sing.”
  • “Who cares what we sound like? It’s all about having fun.”
  • “You do this a lot?”
  • “This is your idea of a good time?”
  • “I don’t see the point to all this.”
  • “Hey look! It’s my turn!”
  • “Break a leg! Or whatever.”
After Dallas: Red Durag Man on Instagram, Chandel, and EXO

 We caught up with Red Durag Man recently to ask about his now infamous appearance on Chandel’s Instagram, does he still keep in contact with him, and if he purchased ex’act on iTunes.

I’m not sure if you’ve seen this picture, but do you have any idea on how famous you are?

Man, I had no clue that I was gonna become famous from just giving these guys some directions. Now I got people from all over yellin at me in the street, saying “Aye, what’s up Durag?” like shit man, I ain’t nobody special.

Have you seen any of the memes and jokes that have surrounded you since that picture was posted?

People asking me if I’m a blood….what I look like? However the other tall guy, I don’t remember his name, he asked if I had any more durags and I told him that the corner store sold a few. He lit the fuck up when I told him, man actin like he ain’t ever seen one before.

A lot of Chandel’s fans are curious as to how you met, and what you all talked about. Would you mind sharing with us your conversation? 

I had just left a meeting you know, and I’m walking my ass home, and this big ass dude with his little friend are standing at the corner, looking mad lost, so they start walking towards me, and I’m like “Okay, the tall one looks like he’s cool people, he got them yeezyss on so he cool.” So he’s asking me for directions on how to get back to wherever they were staying at, and I’m trying my best to make sure they understand me, but they were struggling a little bit. But they were mad chill, I asked them where they were from and they said that they were from Korea and in a group called EXO. I had no idea who the hell they were, but the tall one asked if I had heard of k-pop and I’m like “The hell is that?” But later that night I gave some of their music a listen, shit was lit.

Since then, have you kept in contact with Chandel?

Nah man, that long distance got me fucked up, but he gave me that link to his soundcloud and this dude is talented, like I ain’t never see somebody like him before. He got some big ass ears too, like he’s a handsome dude but shit, the hell he so big for? 

Have you listened to their new album? 

Yeah I actually bought it, I was so shook like “Damn these dudes out here singing they hearts out and shit?” Like they could change the game forreal, they something else, America ain’t ready for them. But yeah, I would say slide to the store to pick you up a copy but it don’t work like that over here so get that money and purchase their album, it’s that fire.

Any last comments or remarks? 

Yeah uh, if you see this Chandel, when you slidin back to 972? Let’s link up man, but don’t wear blue, we ain’t bout it. 

Classic Star Wars Sentence Starters

“Never tell me the odds!”
“You do have your moments. Not many, but you have them.”
“I have a bad feeling about this.”
“Who’s the more foolish; the fool, or the fool who follows him?”
“Laugh it up, fuzzball!”
“So what I told you was true… from a certain point of view.”
“Yeah… you’re a real hero.”
“We seem to be made to suffer. It’s our lot in life.”
“…I don’t know. Act casual.”
“Yeah… you’re a real hero.”
“Who’s scruffy-looking?!”
“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”

About Me Meme

Tagged by @ohstardustgirl

Were you named after anyone?

nope my parents just tohught my name sounded well with my two older sisters’ names.

When was the last time you cried?

two night ago ‘cause i miss my cat

Do you like your handwriting?

yup

What’s your favorite lunch meat?

soy-lentils-mushroom steak

Do you have kids?

hell no

If you were a different person, would you be friends with you?

i dunno. lots of people told me i seem cold and intimidating at first sight.

Do you still have your tonsils? <

why wouldn’t i

Would you bungee jump?

nope nope nope

What’s your favorite cereal?

anything available in the gluten-free section that cost less than 5 bucks

Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

i mostly wear knee high combat boots so..yeah.

Do you think you are a strong person?

i guess i survived some utterly uncool stuff to say the least but i’m not sure it makes me a strong person no

What’s your favorite ice cream flavor?

pistachio, almond milk, spicy chocolate

What’s the first thing you notice about people?

their body language

Do you use sarcasm?

all the time

What’s your least favorite physical thing about yourself?

the only things i like in me are my eyes and my collarbones

What color pants and shoes are you wearing right now?

super worn out denim jeans and black boots

What are you listening to right now?

cover me up by jason isbell

If you were a crayon, what color would you be?

black

Favorite smell?

the smell of an artist workshop. that mix of wood, paint, turpentine, clay, leather, etc. or firewood. and also how it smells just before a snowfall. 

Who was the last person you talked on the phone with?

my boss

Favorite sport to watch?

ice hockey, roller derby, contemporary dance

Hair color?

naturally greyish-reddish light brown, currently dark purplish burgundy

Eye color?

dark blue on the outside, then green in the middle, then gold next to the iris (central heterochromia ftw) i also have small dark brown spots in my right eye

Do you wear contacts?

when i’m dressing up as darth maul or a zombie i do

Favorite food?

anything lebanese

Scary movie or comedy?

none. thriller or scifi.

Last movie you watched?

i don’t feel at home in this world anymore

What color shirt are you wearing?

light brown

Summer or winter?

winter, hands down

Hugs or kisses?

hugs

Book you’re currently reading?

‘la horde du contrevent’ by alain damasio (english title: the windwalkers)

Who do you miss right now?

except for my cat? i wish phil could be around so we could make music together

What’s on your mouse pad?

don’t have one

What’s the last TV program you watched?

don’t have a tv

What’s the best sound?

the ocean during a storm or the sound of a rainy day in autumn in the countryside

Rolling Stones or The Beatles?

rolling stones

What’s the furthest you ever traveled?

seattle (coming from france)

Do you have a special talent?

according to my former piano teacher, i have a great musical ear.

Where were you born?

in the south-east of france


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anonymous asked:

god if ur still doing the angst meme....💫 or 😭 for astral??

I’m going with 💫 because that happens to that poor guy a lot. (I’m sorry this isn’t as good I wanted it to be I’ll make it up to you some day)


“What does it feel like?” he had asked Yuma a long time ago.

“What’re you talking about? Fainting? Don’t listen to what the nurse said, I didn’t faint I was just dizzy.” Yuma told him from the bed he was still laying on, “I shouldn’t have held my breath underwater for that long.”

“What does being dizzy feel like?” Astral rephrased his question.

“Oh, well it’s like…You feel weird and light-headed, it’s hard to stand up or walk or do much of everything.” Yuma explained, “It doesn’t quite hurt but it’s scary. Look, Astral, everything is okay. I was close to fainting but I didn’t, once you recognize the signs and lay down quickly enough you’ll be fine.”

“Dizziness can lead to something so serious.” Astral noted.

“Yeah but everything’s okay!” Yuma assured.

He had felt it, he felt his world beginning to spin and fade. His sight was lost through blurriness and growing blackness. for the first time, he had truly felt numb, unable to move from where he stood. He could barely hear the distant talking around him.

“Yuma…” he called out loud, his own voice sounded muffled. From the side of his eye, he could see Yuma, but he was faced in the other direction.

“Yuma, I…” he actually began to trip up on his words as his thinking mind felt as though it was manually shutting down, “Yuma, I need to tell you something.”

“Not now!” Yuma yelled back at him.

Astral tried to tell him that he was what Yuma would define as dizzy but the words didn’t come out.

He shut his eyes for just one second before they opened again only slightly to see Yuma looking down at him this time. Yuma shook his shoulder in an attempt to get him to open his eyes wider but he was borderline catatonic.

“Why didn’t you tell me! You freaked me out!” Yuma cried.

If Astral could he would have rolled his eyes.

“Sphere field was too much.” Astral said quietly, with all the energy he had he raised one of his hands and pointed towards his temple, “Dizzy. I tried to say so, but you do not like to listen often.”

“You didn’t tell me anything! You just dropped!”

“I did so, you are stubborn.”

“I was worried and you’re lecturing me!”

“Yuma, just help me, please.”

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amazing movies meme | {1/6}

♦ 50 First Dates: “What if I told you that notebook you read everyday used to have a lot of stuff about me in it? You erased me from your memories because you thought you were holding me back from having a full and happy life, but you made a mistake. Being with you is the only way I can have a full and happy life. You’re the girl of my dreams and apparently I’m the man of yours.”

Jurassic World Sentence Starters
  • What happened to the sibling?
  • Someone has to stay behind.
  • Uh, I have a boyfriend. [or girlfriend]
  • You created a monster!
  • Monster is a relative term.
  • Can we stay with you?
  • I am never leaving you again!
  • The key to a happy life is to accept you are never actually in control.
  • Hey, don’t give me that shit.
  • “I gotta eat.” “I gotta hunt.” “I gotta…”
  • You gotta be able to relate to at least one of those things.
  • Think this will scare the kids?
  • What is that? 
  • You can’t ever tell your mother about this!
  • A promise tomorrow is worth a lot less than trying today.
  • You’re the new guy, right?
  • Something is wrong.
  • This might be our only chance!
  • RUUNNN!
  • We are safe in here right? 
  • I need you. 
  • You’ll last two minutes in there.
  • It means I’m ready to go. 
  • We want to be thrilled. 
  • Why did you have to make it personal? 
  • That was awesome! 
  • Well, don’t just stand there! 
  • You see? I told you.
  • What? Why would you say that?