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It’s Karaoke Time!
  • “Excuse you, all these drunk people thought I was awesome!”
  • “If you want to get me behind a microphone, you’re going to have to buy me at least two more drinks.”
  • “Hate to break it to you, but you aren’t as good as you think you are.”
  • “You want me to sing a song I don’t know in front of a bunch of strangers?”
  • “There is no way I’m getting up there.”
  • “No. I am not letting you torture these innocent people with your squawking.”
  • “That actually wasn’t too bad.”
  • “I’m never gonna live this down, am I?”
  • “I can’t believe I just did that.”
  • “Get up there or I’ll drag you myself!”
  • “I am way too sober to do this.”
  • “If I had to do it, then you have to do it.”
  • “Fine, but you’re singing with me.”
  • “Take the microphone away from him/her before I strangle someone.”
  • “Who’s the screaming banshee?”
  • “You’re right; you can’t sing.”
  • “This is nothing like singing in a shower.”
  • “Come on, don’t be such a spoilsport!”
  • “Sorry, all I heard was screaming. Wait, that was you?”
  • “The next big thing is definitely not you.”
  • “What was that?”
  • “I thought you sounded pretty good.”
  • “Don’t listen to them.”
  • “Told you I couldn’t sing.”
  • “Who cares what we sound like? It’s all about having fun.”
  • “You do this a lot?”
  • “This is your idea of a good time?”
  • “I don’t see the point to all this.”
  • “Hey look! It’s my turn!”
  • “Break a leg! Or whatever.”
Nothing Serious - Part 1

Pairing: Yoongi x Reader 

Genre: Future Smut / I guess it’s fluffy sort of.. 

Words: 1,697

Summary: After a break up you decide to give tinder a try, you match with Yoongi. 

 part 2

It had been almost three months since you and Jimin broke up. He had been your only boyfriend so far and it had been great. Until after 2 years together he decided he wanted to “see what else was out there”. You had gone through the grieving process where you cried until your head hurt and talked about it with your friends until they were tired of hearing about it.  But now you were starting to feel better, like you could maybe start dating again. You didn’t have any interest in getting into a relationship, not now at least. You just wanted to go on dates with cute boys, have fun and most likely never see them again.

You decided maybe this was the perfect time to try Tinder, most of your friends had tried it, and some of them even met their boyfriends on there. Laying in bed before going to sleep you download the app and set up your profile. In the morning when you wake up you go on it to see what guys are out there.. left, left, left.. until one of them caught your attention. His name was Yoongi.

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After Dallas: Red Durag Man on Instagram, Chandel, and EXO

 We caught up with Red Durag Man recently to ask about his now infamous appearance on Chandel’s Instagram, does he still keep in contact with him, and if he purchased ex’act on iTunes.

I’m not sure if you’ve seen this picture, but do you have any idea on how famous you are?

Man, I had no clue that I was gonna become famous from just giving these guys some directions. Now I got people from all over yellin at me in the street, saying “Aye, what’s up Durag?” like shit man, I ain’t nobody special.

Have you seen any of the memes and jokes that have surrounded you since that picture was posted?

People asking me if I’m a blood….what I look like? However the other tall guy, I don’t remember his name, he asked if I had any more durags and I told him that the corner store sold a few. He lit the fuck up when I told him, man actin like he ain’t ever seen one before.

A lot of Chandel’s fans are curious as to how you met, and what you all talked about. Would you mind sharing with us your conversation? 

I had just left a meeting you know, and I’m walking my ass home, and this big ass dude with his little friend are standing at the corner, looking mad lost, so they start walking towards me, and I’m like “Okay, the tall one looks like he’s cool people, he got them yeezyss on so he cool.” So he’s asking me for directions on how to get back to wherever they were staying at, and I’m trying my best to make sure they understand me, but they were struggling a little bit. But they were mad chill, I asked them where they were from and they said that they were from Korea and in a group called EXO. I had no idea who the hell they were, but the tall one asked if I had heard of k-pop and I’m like “The hell is that?” But later that night I gave some of their music a listen, shit was lit.

Since then, have you kept in contact with Chandel?

Nah man, that long distance got me fucked up, but he gave me that link to his soundcloud and this dude is talented, like I ain’t never see somebody like him before. He got some big ass ears too, like he’s a handsome dude but shit, the hell he so big for? 

Have you listened to their new album? 

Yeah I actually bought it, I was so shook like “Damn these dudes out here singing they hearts out and shit?” Like they could change the game forreal, they something else, America ain’t ready for them. But yeah, I would say slide to the store to pick you up a copy but it don’t work like that over here so get that money and purchase their album, it’s that fire.

Any last comments or remarks? 

Yeah uh, if you see this Chandel, when you slidin back to 972? Let’s link up man, but don’t wear blue, we ain’t bout it. 

anonymous asked:

🐰 Goops

🐰 what is one secret that you’ve never told anyone?

“W-well, a lot of things are secrets for a reason… But… um…. 

I guess one thing I’ve never told anyone was…. um.

A long time ago, when I was visiting King Asgore, we were having a nice tea break in the throne room… And when he asked me if I wanted sugar on mine, and I said yes…. He um… He accidentally put salt on my tea. 

I was gonna tell him about it, but when I looked at him, his eyes were gleaming with how much he wanted to hear if I liked the tea… It was the first time I had Golden Flower tea, and he was so excited for me to try it… I couldn’t tell him! I drank the whole thing, and I told him it was delicious… But I felt like I was going to faint from the taste alone!” He chuckles, smiling fondly at the memory.

“It was awful. I never had the heart to tell him, even if it was just a simple mistake. I couldn’t resist those eyes… He was so happy….” 

yellowfingcr  asked:

16, 20!

16. What’s a skill you’re trying to improve at even though you know you’re terrible?

“…I’ve been told that I forget to express a lot of things out loud.

There are plenty other things I would have wished to be better at, but improving them seems moot point in such a bleak situation…”

20. Name someone who’s failed you. What did they do wrong? How do you feel about them now? 

“Sir Daleryn… I know he knew something about what happened… Yet he chose to take his life.”

“I knew him as a proud and honourable knight, how could he involve himself with such a despicable thing?

…Yet, I can’t worry that he…

Did I press him too far…?”

Classic Star Wars Sentence Starters

“Never tell me the odds!”
“You do have your moments. Not many, but you have them.”
“I have a bad feeling about this.”
“Who’s the more foolish; the fool, or the fool who follows him?”
“Laugh it up, fuzzball!”
“So what I told you was true… from a certain point of view.”
“Yeah… you’re a real hero.”
“We seem to be made to suffer. It’s our lot in life.”
“…I don’t know. Act casual.”
“Yeah… you’re a real hero.”
“Who’s scruffy-looking?!”
“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”


amazing movies meme | {1/6}

♦ 50 First Dates: “What if I told you that notebook you read everyday used to have a lot of stuff about me in it? You erased me from your memories because you thought you were holding me back from having a full and happy life, but you made a mistake. Being with you is the only way I can have a full and happy life. You’re the girl of my dreams and apparently I’m the man of yours.”

Jurassic World Sentence Starters
  • What happened to the sibling?
  • Someone has to stay behind.
  • Uh, I have a boyfriend. [or girlfriend]
  • You created a monster!
  • Monster is a relative term.
  • Can we stay with you?
  • I am never leaving you again!
  • The key to a happy life is to accept you are never actually in control.
  • Hey, don’t give me that shit.
  • “I gotta eat.” “I gotta hunt.” “I gotta…”
  • You gotta be able to relate to at least one of those things.
  • Think this will scare the kids?
  • What is that? 
  • You can’t ever tell your mother about this!
  • A promise tomorrow is worth a lot less than trying today.
  • You’re the new guy, right?
  • Something is wrong.
  • This might be our only chance!
  • We are safe in here right? 
  • I need you. 
  • You’ll last two minutes in there.
  • It means I’m ready to go. 
  • We want to be thrilled. 
  • Why did you have to make it personal? 
  • That was awesome! 
  • Well, don’t just stand there! 
  • You see? I told you.
  • What? Why would you say that?