what have i done tbh

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“f-fuck off”

the personality for these is really fun to come up with, but actually drawing out the concept is always so difficult ^^;;

here’s what i have in mind for their personality:

  • stoic on the outside
  • A N x ie T yy on the inside
  • obsessed with outerspace & conspiracies (they’re out there)
  • glow in the dark stars
  • INHALES ANY WARM BEVERAGE (tea and coffee and apple cider)
  • L A Y E R S
  • body temp is v inconsistent
  • says mean things on accident
  • only has one snakebite bc they’re too scared to get the other one
  • is a huge mess, but obsessed with cleaning???
  • their floor is covered in clean laundry
  • weakness for small animals (birds&guinea pigs)
  • will flip u off while stuttering
  • s k i n n yy
  • super dark under eye circles
  • chews on hat strings
  • c-can’t tie my shoes, but i can f-fuck your bitch
  • meditates (loves peace and quiet)
  • can and will kick ur ass

> [ K2 Fusion ] <

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“Come on, Sam - I’ve never lied to you. You could at least pay me the same respect!” 

The Signs as Weird Shit Me and My Frens Have said

Aries: “armadildo” 

Taurus: “im daddy curious” 

Gemini: “dick tape” 

Cancer: “trombone gay” 

Leo: *looks at hat sadly* “it came with a shirt” 

Virgo: “intense guitar playing” 

Libra: “beefalo” 

Scorpio: *furious wiggling* “im attracting a mate” 

Sagittarius: “scoop the ass” 

Capricorn: “music is coming out of my ass” 

Aquarius: “pasty blonde” 

Pisces: “allamanati confirmed” 

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@jara257 was going on about object heads the other day and, as usual, managed to drag me into liking them, haha~ Aaaand I got genuinely inspired. So I wanted to doodle some that I got the idea to do.

Cat ear headphones, a candle (that drips like a scarf?), a melty candy planet, and a lava lamp that bubbles in facial expressions.

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AhRo is everything to me. Not because I want or need her. She is the reason I’m still alive and breathing.

requested by @evil-writer
[insp.]

Okay Listen Up

Lyra lied to Winn to save her brother.

Maggie lied to Alex (about her coming out) because she wanted better for Alex.

Mon-Ew lied to Kara so that he could possibly have the chance to be with Kara.

In Lyra and Maggie’s case their intentions were to benefit someone else’s well being. In Mon-El’s case he just wanted to have a romantic relationship with Kara. That’s all he ever focuses on, I mean come on, “I love being a hero because it means I get to spend every single day by your side.” His “heroism” doesn’t come from the want to help people. He knows that Kara wouldn’t be with someone who doesn’t have the best interest in mind for the people of Earth. 

Christmas Mass Effect Shitpost part II

(part I)

Thane: “Siha, why are you doing this?”

Shepard: “Because I’m Commander Shepard. And I say everyone gets hats.”

Thane: “As you wish, Commander.”

Kaidan: “Oh, come on, it’s not that bad, is it?”

Javik: “Oh, it is.”

____

I’m so proud and ashamed at the same time, my dudes.

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junsu just never learns…

A/N: I wrote this in 30 minutes. It’s almost 5 AM right now, may God forgive me and them.

Word Count: 400-ish words

Characters: Galm, Tom, Smarty, Chilled, Ze

(has inappropriate things, dicks are mentioned, sex things, yeah)

inspired by this post!

It was a sleepover at Chilled’s house. It was like last time when the Derp Crew came together at Chilled’s house, except Tom wasn’t there. Now, Tom is here.

It was night. Galm thought no one was awake, but he was wrong. He heard Tom in the kitchen, probably grabbing a midnight snack. Galm also heard Ze and Chilled talking in Chilled’s room. Smarty was most likely passed out on the couch in Chilled’s office.

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