what excuse me

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some doodles and stuff based on @lumorie‘s hercules au bc i just really love the au ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHAT THE FUCK

BISCUIT WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM

YOU LAID AN EGG

IN MY HOUSE

UNDER MY RULES

WITHOUT ASKING

YOUNG MAN YOU ARE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE YOU CAN’T JUST BEHAVE LIKE THIS WHAT THE FUCK JUST BECAUSE I’M THE “COOL AUNT” DOESN’T MEAN THERE ARE NO RULES HERE YOU DON’T GET TO JUST LAY EGGS WHAT THE FUCK YOU’RE 7 YEARS OLD AND YOU’VE NEVER LAID BEFORE SIR, NEVER, AND NOW???? YOU JUST???? 

AND YOU ALREADY BROKE IT TOO WHAT KIND OF PARENT WOULD YOU MAKE ARE YOU AT ALL PREPARED FOR THAT RESPONSIBILITY??? DID YOU THINK AT ALL ABOUT THAT????? YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE A JOB???? YOU CAN’T EVEN PAY RENT????? AND YOU WANT TO JUST HAVE A CHILD???????????

WHAT THE FUCK

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insp.
- Time can be rewritten!
- Not those times, not one line… don`t you dare!

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I’m a little late for the party but nonetheless, here’s wishing @dokynsoo a belated birthday! Many happy wishes and have a fulfilling year!

Raise Your Hand If You Are A Ridiculous Piece of Shit Who Takes Their LI From RPGs With Them Constantly Because Romanctic Battlefield Bullshit And Constantly Dies As A Result of Obsessively Checking Their LI's Health Bar And Caring More About That Than Anything Else and It Doesn't Matter if You Die As Long As They're Safe And Sound Because They're A Piece of Shit Like You
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You’re not concerned about this? Concerned? Well, you say you’ll be teaching me to fight. But if every man fights differently, seems to me what you’ll really be teaching me is how to defeat you.

I’ll take my chances.