what even is this

the signs as scooby-doo clichés
  • aries:jinkies!
  • taurus:*monster hands velma her glasses*
  • gemini:and i would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!
  • cancer:jeepers!
  • leo:*scooby fakes an injury*
  • virgo:*daphne gets kidnapped*
  • libra:my glasses! i can't see without my glasses!
  • scorpio:zoinks!
  • saggitarius:would you do it for a scooby snack?
  • capricorn:let's split up, gang!
  • aquarius:*shaggy and scooby are used as bait*
  • pisces:ruh-roh
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I… have no idea how to respond to this video.

anonymous asked:

you could literally write a phone book and i would still be completely engrossed.

Excerpts from the Lawrence, KS phonebook

2013

NOVAK Castiel 2986 Oxford Road …555-0113
 Gabriel 1720 Lake Alvamar Drive …555-0139

NOVAK AND NOVAK, LLP 903 Massachusetts St Ste 300 …555-0130

WINCHESTER AUTO 812 E 23rd Street …555-0147

WINCHESTER Dean 2130 Silicon Ave Apt N4 …555-0198
 John & Mary 4229 Briarwood Dr …555-0189

2015

NOVAK Gabriel 1720 Lake Alvamar Drive …555-0139

NOVAK, WINCHESTER & WINCHESTER LLP 903 Massachusetts St Ste 300 …555-0130

WINCHESTER AUTO 812 E 23rd Street …555-0147

WINCHESTER Dean & Castiel 2986 Oxford Road …555-0113
John & Mary 4229 Briarwood Dr …555-0189
Samuel & Jessica 5000 Clinton Parkway Apt A2 …555-0197

seventeen on a road trip
  • seungcheol:alright kids, let's get this over with
  • jeonghan:fasten your seat belts too
  • dino:that's kind of hard to do when there's eleven of us and only eight seats
  • mingyu:and three of those we can't even use
  • everyone:*stares at seungkwan*
  • seungkwan:lol what
  • jeonghan:whatever just make it work
  • wonwoo:hey mingyu can I sit on your lap?
  • mingyu:sure
  • woozi:*judgmental stare*
  • woozi:don't get your weird love on me
  • dino:how come vernon and I have to sit in the trunk
  • vernon:because of what you said idiot
  • minghao:you shouldn't say that word hansol
  • vernon:you're not my mom
  • jun:*glare*
  • jun:you should listen to your hyung
  • dokyum:do you think there'll be free toothpaste at the hotel
  • joshua:we're not even going to a hotel tho
  • dokyum:u know what joshua
  • joshua:lol what
  • dokyum:shut the fck up
  • minghao:*looks at jun*
  • jun:*looks at minghao*
  • jun:stop talking like that
  • dokyum:maKE ME
  • jun:*starts to climb over seat*
  • seungkwan:WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING
  • jun:YOU ARE NOT THE SUPREME RULER OF THESE THREE SEATS
  • vernon:FIGHT THE AUTHORITY
  • seungkwan:I AM HIGH QUALITY
  • jun:MOVE OVER
  • dokyum:oh shit oh shit oh shit
  • dokyum:*pushes joshua in front of him*
  • joshua:dude wtf
  • dino:um...guys...I think you're making minghao upset
  • woozi:*gets out guitar*
  • woozi:touch me and I will swing
  • jeonghan:CALM DOWN GUYS OR I WILL GO BACK THERE AND THROW YOU ALL OUT OF THE CAR
  • mingyu:lol yeah okay
  • dino:guys...
  • jun:*pulls dokyum's hair*
  • jun:YOU SHOULD START LISTENING YOU DWEEB
  • wonwoo:lol he said dweeb
  • vernon:looOOsEERr
  • jun:*starts hitting everyone*
  • seungcheol:*slams the brakes*
  • seungcheol:EVERYONE GET OUT OF THE GODDAMN CAR
  • everyone:
  • dino:
  • dino:oh no
  • minghao:
  • minghao:
  • minghao:*starts crying*
  • seungcheol:god damn it

tattoo artist luke was always aware of how he looked like the stereotype- big, broad, skin covered in swirling black ink- he looked intimidating, and some days he found himself nestling in nicely into that stereotype. he let himself fall into the role of a closed off, secluded individual that his appearance suggested. he was always told how he was so tall, so strong, that when he met you, his first instinct was not to touch you. that you were made of glass, that the very ink on his fingertips might bleed onto your skin, staining you with his touch. he was hesitant to rest his hands on your hips, to pull you in closer to you- he didn’t know soft touches, he knew bloody knuckles and bruised lips from too many late night fights at the bar. you taught him, though; taught him how to rest his shaky fingers on your jaw before leaning in to kiss you, taught him how to trail his hands across your skin, how to hold your hips just right so that you fit against him. his ink didn’t stain your skin, rather, it was the other way around, your lipstick leaving prints on his body that seemed to be as much of him as any ink could be