what even is a scone

good choice

for day 27 of @snowbaz-feda!! and for @yoitssimonsnow ^__^ (now do ur hw)

length: 226

genre(s): fluff

triggers/warnings: none

simon needs a new mousepad

a/n: thank you to @cherryonsimon for the beta and also inspiring this lmao



Baz

“What about this one?”

I crane my neck to look at Snow’s laptop screen. He’s got the Amazon site pulled up and is looking for a new mousepad. (He lost his old one in the move.) “Why is it covered in scabs?” I ask.

“That’s pepperoni,” he snorts, “it doesn’t look that bad.” He still clicks the back arrow and starts scrolling again.

“Get that one,” I say, pointing at a blue mousepad with white snowflakes. “It’s just like your name.”

“That’s clever, Baz,” he says dryly, and I smirk.

“I try.” I reply, and flinch when he starts poking my arm.”

“Look! You can make custom ones! Like submit your own picture and everything!”

I roll my eyes. “What would you even chose, Snow? A bloody scone?”

“I might,” he says defensively, and switches tabs to google pictures of scones.

“Crowley, I was kidding.”

“Never joke about scones with me, Baz.”

“Are you really going to make a scone mousepad?

He grins. “I might.”

* * *

A week later i sneak up behind him at the kitchen table, where he’s using his new mouse. Underneath is a mousepad, a custom one just like we talked about. Only instead of a scone or a goblin face, it’s a picture of the two of us. My heart swells and I kiss the top of his head.

“Good choice.”

destiel gothic
  • you load your dash. it’s about to be canon. not this episode, not the next episode, but in a few episodes. you feel lost in time. what year is this, you ask. what season.
  • you believe with all your heart. you don’t believe anything. maybe this is all just a dream.
  • the distant cries of wankers draw nearer. do their wails mean your happiness is nigh? could their tears be a sign of the times?
  • you long to find a casual viewer. yet you’re also repelled by them. what if they speculate endgame lisa? perhaps best not to look…
  • you do not ship cockles. you. do. not. dammit.
  • “you can’t spell subtext without text.” you write this on the chalkboard. you write this on the wall. you write this in your notebooks and in your blog and in a fan letter and in 10,000 tweets projected out into the digital void. but what is the point of communication even
  • will dean like cas’s scones? will cas like dean’s car? it’s all very important. bakery fics: you’ve ascended to the highest level. 
  • it is canon, you realize. they did it in idaho. they did it in purgatory. they did it right after purgatory. they did it in the bunker shower. they did it in dean’s room. they did it a worn down motel room. this is so obvious
  • you are done. lay your weary head to rest. peace. fandom fandom: this was always your fate
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Stick to the Status Quo (From Disney's High School Musical)

[Zeke]
You can bet
There’s nothin’ but net
When I am in a zone and on a roll
But I’ve got a confession
My own secret obsession
And it’s making me lose control

Everybody gather around

[SPEAKING]
If troy can tell his secret
Then I can tell mine
I love to bake! 

[Jocks]
What?

[ZEKE]
Scones, struedel, even apple pandowdy.

[JOCKS]
Not another sound! 

[ZEKE]
I hope to make the perfect crиme Brule

[Cliques]
No, no, noooooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
If you wanna be cool
Follow one simple rule
Don’t mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo

[Martha]
Look at me
And what do you see?

[braniacs]
Intelligence beyond compare

[Martha]
But inside I am stirring
Something strange is occurring
It’s a secret I need to share

[All]
Open up, dig way down deep

[MARTHA]
Hip-hop is my passion
I love to pop, and lock, jam and break! 

[Krarnoff]
Is that even legal?

[All]
Not another peep

[MARTHA]
It’s just dancing
And sometimes, I think it’s even cooler then homework! 

[Cliques]
No, no, noooooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
It’s better by far
To keep things are they are
Don’t mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo

[Ripper]
Dudes! 

[Cliques]
Not you too! 

[Ripper]
Listen well, 
I’m ready to tell

[Rebels]
About a need that I cannot deny

[Ripper]
Dude, there is no explanation
For this awesome sensation
But I’m ready to let it fly

[All]
Speak your mind you’ll be heard

[Ripper]
If troy can be in a show
Then I’m coming clean
I play the cello

[Mongo]
Awesome! what is it?

[Ripper]
*DOES A AIR CELLO SOLO, THE MUSIC CATCHES FIRE THROUGHOUT THE CAFETERIA *

[SKATERDUDE2] 
Do you have to wear a costume?

[SKATERDUDE1]
Coat and tie.

[SKATER PEOPLE]
That’s uncalled for! 

[Cliques]
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
If you wanna be cool
Follow one simple rule
Don’t’ mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo

[Cliques]
No, no, noooooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
It it’s better by far
To keep things are they are
Don’t mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo

[Sharpay]
This is not what I want
This is not what I planned
And I just got to say
I do not understand
Something is really

[RYAN]
Something’s not right

[SHARPAY]
Really wrong

[SHARPAY AND RYAN]
And we gotta get things
Back were they belong
We can do it

[Skater dude1]
Gotta play

[Cliques]
Stick with what you know

[Rebels]
We can do it

[Martha]
Hip- hop hooray

[Braniacs]
She has got to go

[Ryan and sharpay]
We can do it

[Zeke]
Crиme Brule

[Cliques]
Keep your voice down low

[Cliques]
Not another peep
Not another word
Not another sound

[SHARPAY]
Everybody quiet! 

[Spoken]

[Gabriella]
Why is sharpay staring at you? 

[Taylor]
Not me, you

[Spoken by gabrella]
Because of the call backs? 

[Taylor]
Lets face it, no one has beaten out sharpay for a part in a musical since kindergarten.

[Cliques]
Noooooooooooooo, no, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
If you wanna be cool
Follow one simple rule
Don’t’ mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quoooooooooooo

[Cliques]
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
It it’s better by far
To keep things are they are
Don’t mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status
Stick to the status
Stick to the status quo

[All]
Quooooooooooooooooooo
Quooooooooooooooooooo
Quooooooooooooooooooo
Quooooooooooooooooooo
Quooooooooooooooooooo
Quooooooooooooooooooo

[Cross posting this from the skype chat]

Hey who’s up for silly headcanon time!
So i was curious as to what steve’s voice actor sounded like, and i found a video of him singing and he’s actually pretty good!
I remember Cecil Baldwin saying in an interview (although i can’t recall which because there are a lot) that he’s not very good at singing.

So can you imagine that Cecil Palmer is fuming because Steve is such a jerk and usually has an obnoxious voice whenever he speaks but he kills it at every kareoke night and house party whenever he sings and Cecil is extremely jealous. Maybe Cecil still holds a massive grudge because one time Cecil was in another school play but the main singing part was given to Steve and Cecil just found it unforgiveable.