what even do you tag these

six of crows au where kuwei doesn’t exist

  • nina and matthias never have that moment where they realize they’re on the same side and therefore can’t trust each other
  • by some miracle they make it out of the ice court alive without nina having any parem
  • wylan never finds the courage to stand beside jesper on the way home because he’s too shy in his own skin
  • without the promise of reward for the scientist inej doesn’t consider her dream of hunting slavers possible, which means she never tells kaz so he has no reason to ask her to stay in ketterdam with him, and inej goes on thinking he doesn’t have deeper feelings for her
  • they go back to the barrel empty handed and their friendships never strengthen and most importantly to kaz—they never make their millions
  • pekka, heleen and van eck are still at large 
  • kaz never gets the help he needs to find inej’s parents
  • there’s really no reason to work with wylan again since raske is better with demolition after all and they’re not working with jan anymore
  • jesper’s life lacks chaos without any big heists and he goes back to gambling regularly
  • and poor matthias
  • he still meets his fate the same way when it’s found out he’s not in hellgate anymore. but the sad difference is it would have all been for nothing….

spoiler: it’s just not realistic.jpg stop acting like the story could exist without him. he’s a crucial character thanks bye

dan and phil play the mark of oxin #2: a summary

it’s not even been 24 hours since the first part

guys come on

isn’t it cute that you can’t tell who rushed the upload like was it phil who wants us all to see what his kid self made or dan who wants us all to see how creative his bf always was

phil is wearing the hoodie we told him to keep in that liveshow yes i love that hoodie

dan is in proud bf mode still

extreme proud bf mode

the plushies have moved

who makes the creative decor choices

it’s still funny when you compare 12 year old dan’s website to 14 year old phil’s game

dan creates a drinking game to keep us hydrated and is sure to mime drinking to remind us when to go

also i just realised the title of this video is ‘the best game ever made’ that is 100000% a dan choice and i will not budge on that opinion

fourteen year old phil…. how suggestive i think his friends must’ve been getting more than him (“i was fourteen, come on”)

dan has agreed to two threesomes hint hint

dan is in awe of this game and i agree

this is so domestic this is satisfying all the cravings

“strap yourselves in”

“i conquered heaven mate” the only chance he’ll get it’s not like he’s getting up there irl

“look at the milky way, we’re there, you can see our house” OUR house,,,, it’s the little things that keep me going

this game took him a whole six weeks i’m so proud

does dan have to sing in every gaming video like has he signed a contract with himself

i use the term singing very loosely

dan is so invested in this game it’s so cute

fourteen year old phil the master troll i salute you

he loves ripping into his former self doesn’t he

“maybe that’s where i got my username… AMAZEingPhil” // “you should just be called AnEndlessBoringPathPhil” // “oh thanks”

“we’re talking about tumblr here, they need that gay shit”

dan’s fuckup for this video: towels instead of towers

of course phil the savage is there to call him on it

dan is so fond so proud so happy

plot twist (again)

is anyone else getting crazy Watchful vibes from this,,,, no probably just me okay i’ll just think about my own fic references

plot twist deepens

“that was incredible” dan speaks for all of us

“screw you phil, i’m the player” and dan ruins the sentimental domestic moment approximately twenty seconds after he creates it

theories are already being made about this game like

“i am actually pretty impressed, it had some genuine bants… the rest of it was, yeah” we’re back to proud bf mode

“maybe that’s my future, just game developing” i feel like he could succeed

aaaaand dan is now staring fondly i feel like his fond stares are a comfort blanket now i feel reassured

“for more content that isn’t as original as this piece of art, you can subscribe” do you see what i mean when i say dan couldn’t be any prouder

danisnotsatan

AmazingTentacles

I have a question/request/ challenge. There are some seriously talented as hell editors in this fandom, everybody always giving marinette different haircuts and the what not. 

I’m wondering it if would even be possible for someone to do on of those edits with Nino where he actually has the fanon hair that everyone draws him with ( @tides-miraculous started it). there is like one scene where his hat is off. do you think somebody would actually be able to give him fanon hair? where its even just SLIGHTLY shaggier and not lame like his canon hair? #sorrynino

everybody tag your favorite editors, im curious to see if someone could do it i would love to see it.


(EDIT: an edit of his hair sorta shaggy under his hat brim, also 100 percent okay with me. I just wanna see 3d animated nino with fandom hair. please??)

“What if Burrs and Hamiltons roles were reversed?”
I present you Alexander Burr, because @burr-ito made me draw the AU too, thanks for making me stick with my stupid ideas

anonymous asked:

i'd like to create an ask blog like yours (about the idiot marimo though) so any advice? thx

//get lost.

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jk. XD

OMG!!! LET ME ENCOURAGE YOU TO ACTUALLY DO IT!!! I might be not the really best person to give one advices, but here are some tips for you and everyone who owns an askblog or planning to make one I guess

  1. It’s good to dedicate yourself into an askblog, but don’t tire yourself over it. It’s okay if you are slow in responding, people won’t take it as a problem. You have a life. Remember you are a human too.
  2. Also if you got hate for question number one WELP FUCK THEM and just ignore the shitheads. If they dislike your blog they can find another or make one of their own.
  3. It’s good to KNOW and connect with your character, emotionally. Find out about them, know them. Be the character. Feel the character. So you can imagine what they would act in ANY kind of situation. Use your own headcanons. It’s okay! Don’t be scared! People interpret the same character the different way. Take me and @ask-the-cook‘s Sanji. We are similiar, but not entirely. He is definitely gayer. (I fucking love you you piece of shitty me.) We have our own headcanons and portrayals and it doesn’t make us any less “Sanji”. Keeping things IC are okay, but being OOC(whether it’s on purpose or not) at times is OKAY too. GO WILD. People have different headcanons and it could be interesting to see all of them.
  4. I personally recommend making your askblog a MAIN BLOG. As in you make an entire new tumblr account using a different e-mail address yadda yadda (yeah it’s hella complicated). But it’s kinda worth it! You can interact with other askblogs and people more! Making your askblog a secondary blog is not that much of a problem either. Maybe you can do it like @asknijivinsmoke‘s style, where the mod types everywhere with @asknijivinsmoke whenever they interact with someone or sending asks (in anon or not) writing the said URL before saying your commentary/ask. The other reason why I recommend making your askblog a main one is because you can manage your follow list easier so you can keep track of other ask/rpbloggers so you can keep interact with them.
  5. INTERACT!!! It’s up to you! You might be shy or too awkward but don’t worry people are mostly chill! And interaction can leads to ridiculous roleplays and dramas and events just like what I did with all my brothers (hahahaha!)
  6. This is optional but I recommend to use TAGS. I have to admit I am the MOST UNORGANIZED PERSON you could’ve ever meet… but I try my best to keep track and tag every of my posts so people can filter things out easily when they want to find something (I have a tag list page here and I keep it updated every time a new one is added). The tag page could be optional, but at least make sure to tag your posts so people can check it out even if they have to do it manually to do so.
  7. Some askblogs don’t really open their submission, but I think it’s best if you kept both ask and submit box open. The PM could be turned off if you are awkward. And you can close both of the ask and submit boxes when you feel like closing asks for a moment. OH! And place the ASK LINK to somewhere VISIBLE so people can find it easier!!!
  8. AND MOSTLY… REMEMBER TO HAVE FUN!!! Don’t stress yourself just because you own an askblog. Do the blog for yourself, and not for anyone else.

I hope these helps! I am not really good in writing this kinda thing. It’s messy and all but bleh whatever XDDD

So once again, have fun and good luck!!! And welcome to the askblogging world :D Don’t be shy to CONTACT ME anytime and INTERACT. I AM ALL OPEN!!!!

Also if you want some tips for getting popularity in askblogging, @askrosetto got it covered in this post.

Oh,… and for the “get lost” comment on the beginning of this post..

maybe you should actually go do it. Go and get yourself lost. You are planning to be a Zoro anyway, right? It would be IC. lol.

#notice me nonnie

-pouts-

There’s this OOOONE follower since the beginning of time (i swear they’ve always been here!!) who likes and reblogs EVERYTHING and I am literally sooooo determined to make them leave a comment on the reblog, or even ONE tag one day. ಠ_ಠ

I’ve literally been silently begging for your acknowledgement these past two months. ;-;

#notice me nonnie!!

I’ll achieve this before I die. ಥ_ಥ

–R.I.

I can’t ignore this anymore

I find it incredibly creepy and strange that some of you on this website are actively seeking out people to harass.  And that goes across the board.  That is creepy shit.  What the literal fuck is your problem?  I mean, it’s one thing if something problematic comes to you via a reblog or being tagged by a mutual and you speak out about it, or you stumble onto something in a tag, but that’s not what I’m referring to.  

Some of you go out of your way to find people to mess with. 

 Then you go and start accusing people of doing things the majority of them haven’t done.  And that’s even creepier.  You’re so quick to call someone a pedophile, or a nazi, or a sexist, or a rape apologist, and most of the time you are wrong.  Who sits around and thinks about shit like this all the time?! 

You actually think about people messing with little kids on a regular basis.  

You think about people abusing others on a regular basis.  

You sit and think about people raping other people on a regular basis.

Let me emphasize my point.  You do it on a regular basis.

And no, that small group that is actually guilty isn’t justification for stalking and harassing the majority.  Not on a fucking website on the internet.  If you put that much effort in solving these problems in real life, we’d be set.

You need Jesus or Allah or the triple goddess…a damn psychologist… Something, anything, because you are just as bad, if not worse, than the people you are pointing a finger at.  It’s reaching obsessive levels at this point, and that is scary and strange and you need to fuck right the hell off somewhere.  You want to call out someone toxic?  Go have a look in the mirror.

And for the love of christ, learn to actually infer information.  If you don’t go out of your way to do any of this, then this post isn’t about you.  

i was tagged by @zaynsbambieyes, @rindaanah and @verseziam to do this challenge (?) thanks babes 

Rules: tag 20 blogs you’d like to get to know better

Nickname: iuli (erm iuliana is my name actually)
Zodiac sign: scorpio
Height: 5′4/5′5 (167cm) 
Last Thing You Googled: the word flatline lol thx erika 
Favourite music artist: zayn, kalin white, kehlani, abel (and liam but fucking release it already man)
Song stuck in my head: still got time or that you don’t know me song ugh 
Last Movie you watched: oh jesus… who even knows, uhm brick mansions? 
What are you wearing right now: pajama pants, white shirt and a hoodie lol 
What do you post: 97.5% zayn
Why did you choose your URL: helloooo??? best song on mom?? also my fave’s other name which means generous/open-handed/hearted
Do you have any other blogs: my personal and like 100 saved urls
What Did Your Last Relationship Teach You: no
Religious Or Spiritual: um religious probably?
Favourite Colour: blue
Average Hours Of Sleep: during the week 6 hours and 9/10 in the weekends rip
Lucky Number: i don’t have one
Favorite characters: dean winchester, hank voight, mickey milkovich, michaela pratt, taystee on oitnb, negan on twd, neal caffrey
How Many Blankets Do you Sleep With: one
Dream Job: prosecutor

i tag @malikaesthetics @darkangelzayn @darlinzayn @pillowtalk @malikzapper @liamstolenboxers @mediocrewhiteboys @zayndrogynous @zaynliam @0xyzen @premium-ziam @rightnxt2ziam @somewhereisaplacethatziamknow @zaynsmyinspiration @champaynezaddy @liamsinginghotlinebling @ziamspaynus @brightziam @nicki786 @liamstour

FIRST OF ALL, WHAT PIECE OF SHIT TOOK THEIR BARKFIEND OUT WITHOUT A LEASH ON A ROAD. WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE AND WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NOT CARE ABOUT THE SAFETY OF YOUR BEAST. HE IS IN THE ROAD, WAITING FOR A MOTORBEAST TO DRIVE BY AND SWALLOW HIM WHOLE. HE IS SO SMALL NO ONE WOULD EVEN SEE HIM. ONE OF HIS EARS IS EVEN COCKED BACK TOWARDS THE ROAD BEHIND HIM, AS IF SOMETHING IS ALREADY COMING TO RUIN HIS DAY. RAIN ON HIS METAPHORICAL PARADE.

SECOND, CAN WE PLEASE FIND THIS DOG A COAT THAT COVERS MORE THAN ONE QUARTER OF HIS BODY? THIS THIN ASS PIECE OF FABRIC IS PROVIDING HIM ZERO PROTECTION FROM ANYTHING. YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE TAPED A NAPKIN TO HIS BACK AND SAID ‘GOOD ENOUGH FOR NOW!’ BECAUSE THIS IS ABOUT AS GOOD AS THAT. YOU CAN EVEN JUST SEE WHERE IT FALLS FORWARD ON HIS STOMACH, SO HE IS PROBABLY GETTING ZERO PROTECTION THERE. GET THIS BARKFIEND A REAL JACKET YOU MISERABLE SHITS.

THIRD, THAT SNOW SHOULDN’T BE CLUMPED UP ON HIM LIKE THAT UNLESS HE HAS BEEN OUTSIDE FOR A WHILE WITH NO ONE TRYING TO GET ANY OF IT OFF OF HIM UNTIL IT FORMS A FROZEN MASS THAT IS GOING TO COVER HIS ENTIRE BODY. IT IS CLEARLY NO LONGER SNOWING AND SOME OF THE SNOW HAS MELTED, SO IT IS EITHER THAT OR THIS BEAST’S OWNER HAS BEEN LETTING HIM ROLL AROUND IN THE WATER AND THEN GET IN THE SNOW. HE SHOULDN’T HAVE THESE CLUMPS HALF HIS SIZE STUCK TO HIM. IT’S LIKE MATTED FUR, IT CANNOT BE COMFORTABLE FOR HIM.

HOW COLD IS THIS BARKFIEND?? SOMEONE FREE HIM FROM HIS ICY HELL.

@wishfulthinkingallthetime thanks for the tag. Heading home (shotgun, not driving) after my weekend on Stone Mountain. Kinda zoning out. Even though today wasn’t as physically demanding as yesterday, we did still do quite a bit of climbing. Up slope for this part, down slope for that, switch again…hike here, hike there…

I tag @sir-rubberlegs, @deartreadmill, @unrepentant-thinner and @tubadougblog and @livelaughcoffee .. what are you guys up to tonight? 🙂

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You have one occupation. Far be it from me to tell you that your code is rubbish…

But it is. Mobile decides to intermittently allow corrections, not show me website posts even though I have been tagged in the notifications (saying “This post does not exist”), not sending me my notifications, randomly shifting between my side blogs though it still indicates by heading I am in my main blog, and forcing me to move from message inbox to Dash in order to see new messages. What sense does that make? Who are you people? What are you doing with all your time?

And why can I not post images from my phone when in mobile? I think, like most of us, I no longer carry a camera. My primary means of Photography is my phone! So how long will it take you to develop the ability to use a picture from my phone in the Tumblr mobile app?

This is ridiculous.

And then you update, don’t correct these problems, but instead make it impossible for me to find anything.

Kudos.

Pet peeve: hatewatching.  Why do people watch a thing they intend to hate, hate it because they went in planning to hate it, and then go on the internet to talk about how much they hate it?  What is the purpose of this activity, other than to be a dick to people who didn’t hate the thing?

I honestly don’t understand why people do this.  Why would you subject yourself to hours of watching something you hate?  If you hate it so much, why would you then subject yourself to MORE HOURS of talking about it on the internet?  Do you want to suffer?

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Doing your best does not mean doing the most.

Doing your best means doing what you can. If you can’t get dressed, just put on something warm. If you can’t cook, just grab something quick. If you can’t shower or do hygiene stuff, do some wipes and mouthwash and try again later. Effort is relative to your state of being.

Please don’t compare your struggle to anyone else’s. Any move foreword is progress, even if you can barely see it.

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You know what i think would be enjoyable? If we have a tag for people to tell their Bones Story. Telling what the show means to them, how they got to watching it, how they feel about it ending, and what it inspired them to do, even if it was just to smile in hard times. I really want to hear your stories. In this last couple of days, please tell me your Bones Stories. :)

story time: presidential edition
  • so you know how everyone has a story
  • you know
  • like the story
  • like if you’re at a party and someone turns to you and says, tell the story
  • and you know exactly what they mean
  • the story
  • well 
  • i have a story
  • and not unlike most good stories, it involves three key components:
  • barack obama
  • pre-2008 reebok sneakers 
  • and the absolute earth-shattering horror you can only feel after making the worst mistake of your life

Keep reading

HEY MARK

@markiplier

I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL AND YOU

We as a community love you and support you no matter what as we have shown with how we responded to your recent late night vlog.

But… IMMA NEED TO LEARN YOU SOMETHING.

You said in your ONI livestream that you wanted someone to compile a list of some of the games people wanted you to play.

WELL I HAVE A LIST FOR YOU hoo boi

I started it back in January of 2016. It has over 6 pages of various games. SIX PAGES!

And I realize that you get thousands of messages. Emails and posts just thrown at you. But I still try..

I have made a Google Doc. Shared with your gmail (both markiplier and markipliergame) and I would post the link here but honestly… I put some more personal stuff on there… ANYWHo 

JUST FOLLOW SOME SIMPLE STEPS!

-Go to your google drive

-Get to the search bar

-Look up “Markiplier Master Game Suggestions List”

-Click it 

-READ MY GLORY

-please

I do try to add more games when I can and some games are kinda old but still.

If you do see this, please give me some kind of signal?? Write on the doc, send me an ask, anything.

@markiplier

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you know when you remember that old otp of yours and you suddenly get a bunch of feels and it ruins your life?
well it’s kinda one of those days so take this as i go cry under my bed for two hours

LET’S BE FRIENDS