(I’m the DM and I sent the players to a small town to look for someone. They realized the herbalist was involved with something.)
Me (The Herbalist): What would you like? I’ve got mushrooms, herbs, and flowers, as the name entails.
Wizard: Do you have any herbs?
Me (OOC): I’m the fucking herbalist.
Wizard: I’m looking for a specific one… It’s got, like, 5 leaves.
Wizard (OOC): I’m so sorry.
Me (OOC): He looks at her conspiratorially and nods, and looks under his counter.
(All of the other players realizing what’s going on.)
Me (OOC): He takes out a jar of weed.
Me (The Herbalist): This’ll be two gold.
Wizard (OOC): *softly* A whole fucking jar. I hand two gold over.
Me (The Herbalist): Was there anything else?
Cleric (OOC): [The Cleric] looks at [The Herbalist] and slides two gold coins to him too.
(The barbarian later throws someone through the front door of the herbalist’s and the wizard casts fog cloud before breaking into the herbalist’s basement.)
Tree bros body swap au?