what else to i tag this as ah god

I feel like when God was creating LJK he was like hm, so I gave him lots of talents, he’s especially great at acting, also, he’s unacceptably handsome and has a very good personality, people will have no chances but fall for him. Ah, let’s add a bit of extraness and being dramatic and dorkish. What else, something that could end everyone… what is missing? Of course, how I could I forget it? I’ll give him manly hands with beautiful veins, that’s it, done. Life ruiner.