Louis: Black-and-white wasn’t Aesthetic enough for you? You really had to go and take away the only other color you even use?
Harry: Oh, you mean my instagram? I’ve been planning that one for months. I think the fans are really enjoying it.
Louis: …months? For little white squares? Really?
Harry: “Little white squares.” It’s not just about the black-and-white, Lewis. It’s visual contrast. *snort* You probably think Jackson Pollock’s Lavender Mist is just a bunch of paint splattered on a canvas.
Louis: You’ve officially lost me, love. We’re still talking about instagram, right?
Harry: Yes! I have a whole notebook dedicated to Instagram ideas, wanna see?
*Proudly displays Lisa Frank sticker-covered notebook with “Harry’s Deep Thoughts” scrawled on the front*
I have a whole posting timeline worked out for the next six months.
Louis: …oh my god.
Harry: Look, I even drew diagrams in the back!
Louis: Harry. I’m going to kiss you now. But before I do, I need you to know that I hate you and everything you stand for.
Louis: OK come here.