Slytherin: Hey, Ravenclaw, you said you would help me out if I needed something, right?
Ravenclaw: Yeah, what’s up?
Slytherin: The password to my dormitory is something bigoted again, and I was hoping I could stay in your dormitory. Could I have the password?
Ravenclaw: Of course! Just knock on the knocker and answer the Eagle’s question.
Slytherin: Wait, I have to actually think of things to get in?
Ravenclaw: Yeah, what’s the problem?
Slytherin: Fuck it, I’m asking Gryffindor, they can’t possibly be asked to think.