what dorks these two are omg

anonymous asked:

So how do we know that the banquet scene that Victor actually fell for Yuri there at that point? Because yeah his eyes sparkled but I thought that was down to him having an epiphany like "omg yes that's a great idea! I can coach for a year!" What do you think??🤔

While I don’t think Victor could have possibly fallen in love with someone he didn’t know, I do think he was swept off his feet by Yuuri at the banquet.

Look how much fun Victor’s having in that picture!

And yeah … I’m still not over these two dorks doing the bull/matador thing with each other. 

Note that Yuuri is still dressed in these pictures, which means that he didn’t ask Victor to be his coach until after they danced together. (Later, he wasn’t wearing pants and his tie relocated to a much nerdier place.)

I think at the banquet, Victor sees something exciting and new in Yuuri.

It’s not love, but it’s a spark of attraction. I think it’s obvious from Victor’s behavior at the beginning of Season 1 that he developed quite a crush on Yuuri at the banquet.

Victor is easy to misinterpret as a touchy-feely person because of how he behaves with Yuuri. But go back and watch him in Season 1. Victor only touches and flirts with Yuuri. If Victor touches anyone else (like Yakov or Yurio), it’s more friendly. The way you would act with family. Mostly, he keeps his hands to himself.

But not with Yuuri. Victor’s behavior sets him apart as a romantic interest from the beginning.

So while the idea of becoming a coach might have contributed to the sparkle in Victor’s eyes at the banquet, I do think there was also some romantic attraction happening as well.

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i feel like this is an accurate representation of Tords character

Edd: Hey, are you two ok? you’ve been in here a long time-

Tord: Oh? Hello Edd

Tom: Help.

Edd: uhh hi

Tord: Goodbye Edd!

Edd:PFFF yeah, omg

  • Keith: Hmmm... what should I be for Halloween?
  • Lance: My boyfriend.
  • Keith: Lance, we're already dating.
Reasons to love Dragon Age Inquisition cast

Cassandra

- Tough and gorgeous

- Could kill you.

- *Disgusted noises*

- Tsundere

- Loves poetry

- Like seriously, its her kink most likely

- So cute when in love

- Is also the best mom you could ask for

- „Ugh.“

- Owned Iron Bull more than once

- Made him fall when she hit him with a stick.

- Don´t mess with her.

- She´s tougher than all your guy friends combined.

- „DEAL. WITH.  IT.“

- You totally watched her walk. Dont lie to yourself


Varric

- Is still awesome

- Still hot and cute tbh

- Best one liners

- Will probably write a story about you

- His crossbow is named Bianca.

- It´s important

- Like really important, the devs wont let you change his weapon just like that.

- HUG HIM

- Doesn´t know wth is going on here.

- But still helps and becomes the best bro

- By that I mean, AGAIN.

- And you won´t complain

- If you hate on him I will fight you.

- And so will the entire fandom


Solas

- Acts serious but actually funny af

- Introvert

- Secretly intrigued by parties

- Knows everything

- Basically elf expert

- Also magic and Fade expert

- Also love expert

- EXPERT

- Just wants to sleep and dream.

- Can make you dream about anything you want

- Breaks your heart but you still love him inside

- Admit it, you romanced him more than once

- HOLY FUCK HE´S SMOOTH

- „Vhenan“


Dorian

- This shouldnt even be a question

- Look at that face

- He makes moustaches hot

- Sassy

- Precious

- Girls love him despite the fact hes gay

- Compliments you even if you play as a girl

- Because hes a sweetie

- Just wants to be loved and accepted

- The best and he knows it.

- STOP SMILING AT ME LIKE THAT.

- Loves his country and wants to make it better

- „Don´t worry, I´ll protect you“

- He got the booty

- Likes „watching you go“, so he can stare at your booty.


Sera

- Is elf but doesnt want to be all „elfy“

- „They got no breeches!“

- The crazy aunt.

- Makes no sense.

- Then makes more sense than everyone else

- Wants to save the world so she can play

- But you love her.

- Admit it

- Makes fun of Solas

- PRANKS

- „Arrows“

- Just doesnt want to be judged.

- Trolls Solas

- And Vivienne

- Is ok with Dorian and not because they´re both gay

- Also pals with Blackwall, its cute ok

- Likes qunari women


Cole

- The cinnamon roll

- Also the sinnamon roll

- Could kill you

- But is so innocent.

- Wants to help everyone

- EVERYONE

- Just wants people to be happy

- Literally so precious

- Dont you dare take off his hat.

- MY SON, DONT TOUCH HIM

- Doesnt care if people forget him.

- „What matters is, I helped.“

- Blunt in the most innocent way possible.

- If you don´t love him then there truly is no hope for you


Iron Bull

- He picked his name.

- Biggest Qunari in the trilogy.

- Also the funniest.

- Casually talks about sex

- Has the best squad in the world and he knows it.

- Seriously he´s precious with them.

- Nervous around magic and demons.

- But just hit him with a stick. He´ll feel better.

- HIT HIM DAMMIT.

- Gets owned by Cassandra.

- Flirts with Cassandra and she likes it.

- „Ride the bull?“

- Ends up with Dorian if you romance neither.

- And its kinda cute


Vivienne

- She´s beauty. She´s grace

- She´ll step on your face

- Let her

- Also knows everything

- Wants the Circle back because she knows mages are dangerous

- Is a mage herself btw

- Savage when roasting people

- Scary

- Like legit she scares Iron Bull

- Is the aunt we didn´t ask for, but the one we desperately need

- Admit it, you want her to give you fashion advice

- So pretty and elegant it´s not fair.


Blackwall

- What can he do? „Save the fucking world, if pressed“

- Says „fucking“ a lot.

- Cute beard

- MAKES A CUTE WOODEN GRIFFIN OK.

- Has a big heart

- But also tragic past

- Thinks he´s not worthy of love

- Or anything good

- Wants to make up for what he did.

- Actually cares about your cause

- Friends with Sera

- Trolls Solas about his …relationship with Spirits

- Hella funny, if you ask me.


Cullen

- Still cute

- Even cuter

- Grew so much

- Be proud of him

- Always doing his best.

- Great leader, you can count on him

- But still nervous when in love

- Got owned by his sister in chess.

- But then won by practising for weeks with his brother.

- HUG HIM

- Cute fluffy coat

- Y´all probably wanna wear it.

- The glare he gives to the soldier when he and his love get interrupted.

- Like omg

- His romance is literally so sweet

- Just as he is

- Two words. „The desk“


Josephine

- Greets you differently depending on your culture

- So thoughtful

- And sweet

- And cute

- But still great at what she does

- And the entire world knows it.

- Protect her.

- I love her design so much

- Cheers loudly with the soldiers, then covers her mouth shyly

- PRECIOUS

- Such a dork

- Tells great stories

- Really fun, but tries to act all decent, its cute.


Lelianna

- Baby girl

- She grew up so much

- Could kill you

- No, seriously.

- Also really tough.

- Probably even more than Cassandra.

- Deserves everything good.

- P. R. O.T. E. C.T. Her

- In an alternate timeline, gives her life to save you.

- Probably mentally strongest girl in the game

- I just want to hug her

- BUT THE GAME WONT LET ME

- Still giggles like a school girl when remembering her lover tho

- „S/He misses me!“

- Best sis you could ask for basically.

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KAMIJO not being able to record a proper video message

Part 2: Chile

What We Created (9)

Sebastian Stan x Reader (pregnancy series)

Summary: A one nightstand with the one and only Sebastian Stan changes your life and his forever

Word count: 1,308 (short because sadly the storyy is coming to an end)

Warning: fluff, gender reveal

A/N: Seriously so sorry for taking this long to update. I started real estate classes and my first day i took so many notes my hand started swelling. Life is really draining me right now, on top of keeping my Instagram and YouTube updated and getting ready for college. I hope you understand. Hopefully part 10 comes faster than this part did. Also lets pretend Anthony Mackie has social media, okay?

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An incredible story to tell.

I’m not one to draw to “shippy” stuff…but I just couldn’t help myself with a Ben and Rook one…because UGH these two are too in love…and it’s NOT that shippy..friends can do that, right?…right? ./////. *cough*

why taengsic is opt: a taengsic masterpost 

offering water to taeyeon because that’s very important

stopped because saw that taeyeon trip on her dress

and sica kept holding her aw aw

instead of saying something else for her speech after winning, she decided to announce that it was taeyeon’s birthday ヽ(=´▽`=)ノ so sweet jes

 

fixing taeyeon’s dress and laughing afterwards, my taengsic heart can’t take this

jessica’s HAND asdjklg crying

they are so cute i can’t

jfc taeyeon why no eye contact whY

taeyeon offering sica some more food ヽ(=´▽`=)ノ

sica waiting for taeyeon because she loves her too much

but guys remember when it was sica’s birthday and taeyeon lick cake of her face asdjlk

 

aww but this moment was so adorable when sica got scared she ran straight towards taeyeon and hugged her 

fetus moments:

it looks like they are kissing akjdnkls

(holding hand jfc askdd)

hugss:

how can i my heart still function 

but guYS

eye contact!!! :

my heart can’t take this

omg what is going on

WTF

being dorks :

holding hands:

 

these two are the cutest

jealousy :

   

shit calm down sica

we get it taeyeon you like it

sica completing taeyeon on her voice 

  

aww look how happy she looks in the last gif 

and they just make eachother laugh and smile and just asdjksj

why so shy sica

 

OKAY I’M DONE my heart can’t take this

anonymous asked:

Ok first off, holy fuck- FOR A NEW BLOG I LOVE IT HERE OMFG! And second, could you please write analogical first time? Logan wants to learn about sex first hand but doesnt feel comfortable with the other two. 💜💚💙❤

Omg thank you so much! And your prompt… that’s so.. cute?? And pure?.?? I am a maiden of darkness and sin, but I will do my best!

Warnings: For once, none? Maybe cavities from the fluff.

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Logan had read plenty about sex, thank you very much. He knew how it worked, what responses it triggered in one’s anatomy. And under a daylight sun, that was enough for him. Yet, watching as the world shone this seemingly messy, animalistic practice in a spotlight, showing it as the ultimate act of love… it made him wonder.
So, with his normally icy heart beating quickly, he decided that maybe he should just partake in this activity.
To figure it out…. For science.

So, not wanting to be patronized by Patton, nor mocked by Princey, Logan moved to his last option’s room.
He lifted his fist to the door, ready to knock when suddenly-
The door was opened, revealing a significantly undressed Virgil. A violet band t-shirt lain over broad shoulders, and loosely tied sweatpants hung low from sharp hips, revealing tantalizing pale skin that trailed down, down, down, until-

“Uh, my eyes are up here,” Virgil snarked, and immediately, a flush coloring his sharp cheek bones, Logan’s head shot up to meet Virgil’s uncannily calm brown eyes.
Logan bristled.

“A-Ah, yes, sorry,” Logan apologized, “I was a little thrown by the lack of your usual attire.” Virgil nodded, running a lazy hand through his hair.

“Yeah, it’s whatever.” Virgil eyed him, brown and predatory in his gaze. “So, wha’d you want?” He asked, eyes finally connecting back to Logan’s like magnets, snapping together and connecting with such force that neither could tear away.

“I… um,” Logan’s usually limber lips clumsily formed around each of the words he couldn’t say.
What on earth was wrong with him?

‘It’s just sex, people do it all the time!’

Virgil’s eyes widened, a flush coming to his cheeks.
Shit, he’d spoken aloud, hadn’t he?

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EXO being gay cute, part two! because exo interactions are soooo precious *u*

guys

guys plz (i see you Jongin)

plz stop. NO.

they are looking a tao’s sexy hairy chest like “dayummmm”

omg look at baek’s face wtf man you have a gf, but you are so homo you know

kyungsoo likes tall men

ughh

lol

baek molesting the maknae -as always-

being cuties

WHAT?Xingxing the real namja what are you doing with jongin?

sehun has a thing for sniffing exo members, specially tao

man, these maknaes have a reeeally intimate relationship

this is so cute *w* you can tell chanhun relationship is them fighting or dorking with each other, but they support and love each other

these two are just toooo squishy, this is not good for my mental health 

owwww maknae and xingxing :333

tao plz close your mouth dear

sorry i just love this moment hahah

just kiss already

petition for jongin or kyungsoo to create an insta account and post selcas like these

look at kyungsoo sitting in jongin’s lap 7u7

Double jealousness(?)

kyungsoo likes sitting in men’s lap

joonma was all cute when he was with kris lol

taobaby being kissed by baek kaebsong

“hey lil mama let me whispah in ya ear~”

maknaes being subtle

OH OH!! this is some +19 thing omg whattttttt??? real namja Xingxing can you and your friend Jongin STOP??? asdasjhdadla *q*

“baozi so cute i wanna bite him”

“NO”

i don’t even know what’s going on here

sesoo is… so cute ;n;

… man really? i miss chanlu T_T

nothing to watch here, just chenchen hugging the pretty maknae

chenchen hugging the cold baozi

let’s pretend we didnt notice kaibaek holding hands 

so close their D’s were touching

jongin plz 

sehun’s sniffing thing

can’t stop laughing at suho’s face

hugging mama

cuteeee

nope, no homo

chanhun

just touching yeol’s lips

jong bros being lovely

i told you kyungsoo likes sitting in men’s lap, plus tall men

i dare you tell me this isn’t cute

Yeol likes xing’s weak point look at baek’s face at the back

chuuu~ <33

subtly touching the bae

“baozi is mine”

PART 1 PART 3 / kyungsoo ver. chanbaek ver.  suchen ver.

honestly i just love plance so much like just the idea of them all domestic and shit is so good. the fact that they’d have his & her sinks in the master bathroom and lance’s side would have all of these expensive creams and exfoliating cleansers and pidge’s would just. have like. some soap, i guess?? some cheap face wash?? antacid tablets, lmfao?? And lance would have so much shit it’d spill over onto pidge’s side. and, dude, like what if lance totally forced her to take part in “treat yoself” days with him. like he makes her chill around the house in mud masks and all that dumb shit and pidge outwardly groans about it but she’s lowkey having fun because lance is a fucking dork omg

Revelations

Word Count: 1273

Fandom: X-Men

Pairing: Hank McCoy x Reader

Request(s): @disneyfreakgeek  “Sequel? Please? Pretty please?” and @cutebowgirl  “plz write a part two! It was so good!!! And I love anything about my cinnamon roll Hankie!!!” and  @ronisstheking “please do a white lie part two it’s sooo cute and angsty I love it!!!”

Warning(s): None

A/N: This is part two to another one-shot called White Lies. It won’t really make sense unless you read the first part. Here’s a link - https://officialxdork.tumblr.com/post/161259961047/white-lies Hope you guys like it!

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Weeks pass without incident.

She believes the excuses and he goes on as if nothing happened. But he can’t get the memories out of his head. She said she loved him. Was it just the drinks talking? Or could she possibly have meant it? He waves away the thought. Of course, she didn’t love him. Not like that anyways. He was her best friend and that’s all he’d ever be. He had no shot.

“Hey, Hank. How’s the work coming along? Any new breakthroughs?” She asked, slouching onto the table and smiling up at him. His heart pounds at the closeness. He could lean forward a bit and place his lips right on hers -

He blinks away the thought and grins back at her.

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Okay but?????

The fact that the frogs now share a bathroom means that it is no longer two rooms it is one room??????????? Nursey WILL be spending nights in Chowder’s bed??? Chowder will squeeze into one of theirs???? Dex will make himself comfortable at Chowder’s desk when Nursey’s gotta do a poetry thing and he’s in the zone???? if you think they wont squeeze into that bathtub just to be close to each other you are Wrong and I hate to break it to you

Wtf do you mean it’s two rooms??? That is one single room and one bathroom now. What is a locked door. Privacy? Idk her. All I know is that these three dorks now live in one big room and lock each other out of the bathroom just to be dicks to one another

Found these on twitter…. It was from the Lakers KissCam 2016, Jan 31.

LOOK AT THOSE DORKS WTF HAHAH OMG HELL CUTE :””

And they said she punched him on the shoulder afterward HAHAH. She must be so embarrassed. Got KissCam-ed for two years in a row :’) 

Source: https://twitter.com/EjamiJosie/status/694262206322466816

@nerdwithalouisvuitton @wistfulwatcher

anonymous asked:

what do you think it would be like to travel the world with harry this is important !!

OMG SO SO FUN

Doing all the cliche couple stuff like kissing on top of the Eiffel Tower, doing dramatic singing poses before the Sydney Opera House, fake-leaning up against the Tower of Pisa and posing with top hats before the White House.

But he’d spice it up a bit because he’s the biggest dork to set foot on this planet

For the Eiffel Tower one, he’d take two pics. One cute on of the both of your sharing a kiss, and then another one where he’s facing away from you and pretending to throw up while your stand there with your arms cross, looking fake mad at him for being disgusted by your kiss.

For the Sydney Opera House, it’s be one cute dramatic singing pic and then another of him smacking you in the face to get in front of you, arms out in a huge sweeping gesture as he fake-sings his lungs out with grandor, giving the impression that he’s the better vocalist.

For the Tower of Pisa, it’s the cute pic of both of you leaning against it and looking over your shoulders to smile at one another, and then a second one of Harry slamming the Tower with his shoulder as you hold it up with your hands, making a face of exertion as if trying to keep him from toppling it.

And finally for the White House, it’s the cute top hat pick with both of you giggling as he has an arm slung around your shoulders, smiling all big and toothy at the camera with his eyebrows raised in glee as you cuddle into his side, wearing matching USA t-shirts that read Mr. and Mrs.Honest Abe. Then the funny pick is one of him with his face painted orange making a duck face with his eyes all squinty, pretending to be Trump as you fall to your knees with your face contorted in horror.

anonymous asked:

Hey,could you please write a HC about what the RFA+V+Saeran would do for MC'S birthday? I looooove your writing,thanks a lot :)

sorry i took so long!! hope u enjoy!!!! AND TO ANYONE WHO’S BIRTHDAY IT IS (or even isn’t) HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

Zen

-he makes a Day of it
-three bouquets throughout the day
-one is straight up just red roses
-the other two are a lovely bouquet of seasonal flowers depending on MC’s birth date and a bouquet of MC’s favorite flower(s)
-each bouquet has the same amount of flowers, all depending on how old MC is turning!! (though he caps it at 30….. bc he knows what’s good for his health and his wallet haha)
-tbh Zen has thought A LOT about this (and all the holidays etc, he’s wanted to do this kind of thing for his SO since before even meeting MC that first time in the chatroom……. like….. remember the Christmas DLC? yeah.. he wants this to be a very special occasion. he literally has fantasized about this)
-he takes MC out for breakfast at a local family diner and the staff sings “Happy Birthday”/variant birthday song and it emBARRASSES MC to no end
-y this hyun
-and they go out for a movie after breakfast, whatever one MC wants to see
-the movie theatre is mostly empty and it’s.. really nice…….
-Zen and MC wander around town, window shopping (maybe actually shopping), and do food cart foods for lunch!!
-he knows where all the best ones are and he’s so excited to show them to MC
-it’s so cute he’s so cute!!
-next up!!
-motorcycle ride!!!!
-he rly gets a kick out of MC clinging to him while they ride haha
-Zen takes MC to a place with a great view, possibly his spot in the mountains if there’s time
-they manage to stop on the way home to watch the sunset
-it’s beautiful
-selfies r taken and subsequently posted to the chatroom
-Zen gets out some light snacks when they finally get home, and sets about making dinner (it’s curry, that’s his best dish)
-he planned this whole day out
-for MC
-and has just…… been v affectionate all day, physically and vocally
-he loves them
-so, so much
-more than he can truly express
-and he’s so glad that he gets to spend their birthday with them
-even if the day hadn’t gone to plan… he would have been happy just being near MC

Yoosung

-yo listen……. Yoosung throws a party. he invites the RFA..
-but like. okay.
-it’s not just like….. a party at home
-nah
-Yoosung springs for a party at a bowling alley with an arcade and open bar
-things get drinky
-Yoosung gets drinky
-he’s been so nervous about this all day he just wants to impress and please MC omg so precious fuck
-this boy can’t do shots though
-so he’s had like two cocktails in the last 20 minutes he is tipsy
-like….. cocktails have a p high alcohol content, my children……. but u can hardly taste it
-Yoosung wants to down these like juice, ‘cause that’s what it tastes like “MC just lemme have one more please i promise im not even drunk MC”
-“yoosung pls.”
-he’s so clingy…. just wants to hold MC forever, even just their hand!!
-and if MC isn’t in his immediate vicinity he is hanging off of one of the others (usually Zen)
-there is definitely. 4 sure.
-drunk bowling
-Jumin Han, not nearly as tipsy as anyone else, requires gutter shields
-Zen will neeeever let him live that down
-Jaehee wins every round she plays
-she brought her own bowling ball
-after a couple games the group splits up and Yoosung, MC, and Seven go to the arcade, which is on its own floor of the building
-there are plans to regroup back downstairs for junk food and cake later
-but first.. arcade!!!
-Seven heads straight for the racing games
-while Yoosung and MC take their time wandering around trying different things while Yoosung is sobering back up
-they play giant Connect Four
-and a couple crane games
-there’s a giant Fruit Ninja (Yoosung gets the new high score)
-they get into one of the two player booth games and it’s a horror/suspense game
-Yoosung is terrified.. and clingy
-MC is maybe not……. as scared.. haha
-Seven takes video
-there’s a lot of screaming (some of it is Seven actually….)
-all three go play skeeball together
-they’ve been racking up tickets this whole time
-maybe not enough for anything rly fancy like the PS4?????? that’s on display???
-but….. Yoosung and MC pool their tickets and manage to get a dragon plushie (it’s beautiful, like opal colors and ice blue horns and shit)
-they use the leftover tickets on candy
-they name the dragon
-it’s their child now
-they introduce the dragon plush to everybody back downstairs as such
-“This is our child, Iseul, and we love them dearly.”
-“they’re scaly and breathe fire, but they’re beautiful and we love them. Our lovely Iseul~”
-“I thought we agreed on ice powers??”
-“fire is classic, tho!!”
-“…….u have a point..”
-“oh!! oh!!! both???”
-“both!!!”

Jaehee

-they take a couple days off and go to the beach together
-the hotel has an indoor pool and hot tub
-so there can be swimming and chilling in the water no matter the time of year MC’s birthday is!!
-they go out early in the morning at low tide to comb the beach for shells
-so many sand dollars!!!
-they saw some rly big starfish in the tide pools it was awesome!!!!
-since they’re staying in a lil touristy beach town they have breakfast in a local café
-one that’s got like lace curtains and all the tables are only big enough for two people
-a cutesy cozy place!!
-after breakfast MC gets a FaceTime call from Zen and he sings them Happy Birthday what a dork
-MC and Jaehee are crying wth y is he so sweet???
-Zen is flustered at the crying and promises to do this same thing for Jaehee for her birthday too!!
-more crying
-Zen is freaking out whY ARE U CRYING PLS DONT IM SORRY IM SOR—
-aaaaand he accidentally hung up
-cue both MC and Jaehee receiving frantic apology texts from Zen
-they don’t reply fast enough??
-Zen has already promised VIP tickets to his next show to apologize for making his two biggest fans cry
-omg zen calm down they were happy tears
-aaanyway MC and Jaehee do a bunch of wandering around the kitschy tourist shops and spots
-holding hands and occasionally smooching
-they take a bunch of photos and selfies to document the trip
-they go to the local seafood restaurant for dinner and take a slice of cake each back to the hotel for dessert
-Jaehee and MC enjoy some quiet time in the hotel together, snuggled up on the bed reading separate books
-and then they start getting handsy
-it’s kind of become a competition
-how high up the thigh before u react type of chicken
-except they both win bc…… it leads to sexy fun times??
-anyway it is a good time!!! at the beach!!!!
-HAPPY BIRTHDAY MC

Jumin

-he promises that they’ll do whatever MC wants to do for their birthday (within reason)
-they choose an amusement park date
-Jumin does some research and ends up flying the two of them to Disneyland
-in France
-JUMIN HAN WTF
-I mean……. they def discussed this trip before it happened but like..
-jumin is kind of extra i love him
-he wears a suit the first day in Didneylan
-MC is not surprised, but also…… “Jumin we’re getting u comfy clothes for this”
-he gets
-jeans!!
-and a couple Disney shirts bc they’re everywhere
-he and MC get matching shirts
-it’s too cute
-Jumin tries to take selfies but they are all blurry af
-he keeps them and posts them to the chatroom anyway
-MC thinks it’s rly precious and takes much better selfies (but only posts the shitty ones, partly for solidarity but also bc Jumin thinks it’s funny too)
-also Jumin calls Yoosung every day bc he is pet- and penthouse-sitting for them
-FaceTime with Elizabeth the 3rd
-she cries over the phone
-she recognizes her humans omg
-oh my god Jumin takes MC to a fancy restaurant while they’re both still wearing their Disneyland clothes
-they almost get turned away from their own reservation because the place has a dress code
-but MC’s partner is Jumin Han
-they get in
-surrounded by other people all in their fanciest dinner clothes, Jumin Han is wearing a Mickey Mouse ears hat(“a classic! a tradition, even!!” MC had insisted), a shirt with the Aristocats on it, jeans, and sneakers, and MC is dressed p similarly as they eat
-it’s beautiful
-MC takes photos and videos for the chatroom this is the best goddamn thing Happy Birthday to Me
-Jumin is glad that MC is enjoying their birthday trip so much

Seven

-it starts at midnight
-tHIS
-MOTHERFUCKER
-POUNCES ON MC AT MIDNIGHT
-“MC!! MC!!! It’s ur birthday!!!!!! Happy birthday!!!”
-“I WAS ASLEEP U ASS
-Seven is shoved onto the floor
-no mercy
-he’s laughing tho
-and pouting and whining playfully
-“but it’s your birfday and i luv u”
-MC leans over the side of the bed to squint at him
-“love me in the morning when im a human again”
-MC bundles back up in the blankets, they become a blankety burrito
-dramatic GASP from Seven
-“my SO is an alien” v soft tone, full of wonder
-he crawls back into the bed and flops onto and embraces the burrito MC (“ugh, be gentle, Saeyoung omg” “aaaaa sorry sorry I’ll be gentle I promise! im the gentlest boy!!”)
-“the love of my life lived among the stars….. in a SPACESHIP!!”
-“pls sleep Saeyoung…….”
-but he just keeps going and it’s less MC Is An Alien, and more….
-“MC did u know? that statistically you r a miracle?”
-MC turns their head “…..yeah?”
-Seven’s eyes are wide and earnest and his tone has gone from jokingly in awe to genuinely so
-“yeah!!” he snuggles up nice n close “like,, even just genetically ,, , you exist because certain events led your parents to each other and if any one little thing had gone differently….. you wouldn’t be here.. and it’s the same for them! Their parents and their parents’ parents!!
-“the chances of you being here in this moment are so astronomically low!! but ur here!!! u exist here and now and I–”
-he stops for a moment, just.. overwhelmed with his feelings
-“and im so glad that you exist, MC”
-he sounds out of breath like the thought knocked it out of him
-“im so so glad you’re here.. i love you”
-he presses his forehead to the space between MC’s neck and shoulder, nose pressed against their skin
-his nose might be a lil cold
-but his breath is warm
-“happy birthday, MC”


Saeran

-he does not want to go out
-he’d rather stay in to celebrate
-but
-okay. three words
-ice cream cake
-the goal here for Saeran is to get one
-to just… experience it
-but also for MC’s birthday
-there’s a conversation that goes something like:
-“MC, can we just stay in? nothin fancy?”
-and MC shrugs “sure. that actually sounds p nice……. although…….”
-Saeran is suspicious “although what?”
-“I kind of want…… ice cream cake?”
-and just. he stops
-he stops???
-“that’s a thing?????”
-MC goes for a dramatic look and answer
-“that is a thing
-“y didn’t I know about this what the hell yOURE GETTING ICE CREAM CAKE FOR UR BIRTHDAY MC”
-and he is on his way OUT THE DOOR
-MC shouting after him “U CANT FOOL ME SAERAN!!!! I KNOW U WANT THE CAKE FOR YOU!!!!”
-and i mean
-he’s not gonna deny it
-he is gone for three hours
-comes back home with two ice cream cakes bc he couldn’t decide between the funfetti one or the chocolate one
-MC is a lil exasperated, but indulgent bc hey ice cream cake for days!!
-as long as they moderate themselves
-they otherwise stay in and Saeran surprises MC with a lil necklace with a skull charm and a heart charm
-Saeran with a shrug about the charms: “the skull is me and heart is you”
-“r u sure tho”
-“shut up MC”
-a blushing Saeran……… what nice gift

V

-they start with a lazy morning in bed
-cuddling
-sloppy kisses
-soft touches and messy hair
-intermittently falling back to sleep
-eventually they get out of bed and get ready for the rest of the day
-breakfast at noon
-pancakes and eggs and bacon and sausage and warm flaky biscuits and coffee
-after breakfast V presents MC with what appears to be a scrapbook
-he kisses the side of their head with a happy little “happy birthday, sweetheart” while handing the gift over
-it IS a scrapbook
-it’s full of photos starting from MC’s first time working with the RFA on the party, and over the next few years up until this point
-it’s……. a journey through their life together
-their friendship, their love, their relationships with their friends
-there are notes scrawled all over every page in every free space between photos
-notes from their friends
-little stories giving context to the photos
-a few little doodles and well-wishes
-it honestly makes MC tear up
-it just….. feels so warm

anonymous asked:

have you ever noticed what a chaotic ship vmon is like it warms my heart these straight fools fumbling tryna do shit remember american hustle life and the cooking challenge!!! like sope is a lot of shouting I feel like vmon is just breaking a lot of shit and being adorable dorks my hearteu

omg yes!! these two bumbling dorks, i’m so soft for them (*ꈍ꒳ꈍ*)

lmao the sandwich in ahl was a hilarious disaster also on bon voyage when jimin called them out for not cooking and also them being called the team that can’t cook on that gayo episode poor babies how are they going to survive on their own

mchanzo headcanons

- Imagine Mchanzo having a baby

- Imagine this cute little thing with black hair and dark eyes and these two dorks crying because she’s too pure, too good for this world

- Imagine her and Hanzo in the bed, he’s telling her the story of the two dragons and suddenly she asks “daddy, is this story about you and uncle Genji” and he’s like what the hell how did you know and he starts crying and she tries to dry his tears and omg

- Imagine her at school the teacher asks her what she would like to do when she’s an adult and she says “i want to be a cowboy like my daddy” and everyone is shocked because what the fuck a cowboy but then there’s a meeting between teachers and parents and oh shit there’s seriously a cowboy

- Imagine the happy family and the uncle having dinner together. Suddenly she stops and asks Mccree “daddy, uncle Genji said you’re a masochist. Is it true?” and Hanzo is like what the actual fuck Genji and Genji is like oh shit and Mccree is like I’ll make you eat you’re balls son of a bitch

- Imagine Hanzo and Maccree going to beat the shit out of a guy who’s teasing her but when they arrive he’s already ko because she beat him up first

- Imagine her winning her first battle while her dads are watching and crying because they raised her so well

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I shouldn’t be using my phone at school, even though it’s recess but I couldn’t and notice-

WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING IN MY BLOG OMG I DON’T DESERVE!?

Like, what did I even do to deserve almost 250 followers? OoO!?!

And seeing such talented people like you two, and a bunch of other people (you know who you are… maybe), it really makes me wonder what you all see in my art that you like quq

@redkammy @scartale-an-undertale-au

I am such a dork, be prepared for dork stuff and me being an awkward dork :‘v