what does this emoji even mean

angel emojis, rated

FUCK THIS THING 0/10

DON’T TRUST THIS THING 0/10

AAAAAA FUCK THIS THING 0/10

This is a nice child! Someone I would trust. Someone I could send to a friend in order to convey my emotions of pure joy 9/10

WHOAH!! FUCK THIS THING 0/10

FUCK THIS THING IT’S BETTER THAN SOME OF THE OTHERS BUT I DO NOT TRUST IT 1/10

REALLY FUCK THIS THING!! 0/10

ADDING A NECK DOES NOT HELP FUCK THIS THING 0/10

THOSE AREN’T EVEN WINGS YOU FUCK, FUCK THIS THING 0/10

NO WINGS EMPTY EYES FUCK OFF 0/10

IF YOU STARE TOO LONG YOU WILL WAKE UP IN ANOTHER REALITY, PART OF THIS THING’S HIVEMIND, YOU MUST BLINK, YOU MUST NOT LOOK 0/10

MISSHAPEN EGG WITH CHICKEN WINGS FUCK OFF 0/10

THE ONLY PURE ANGEL EMOJI THE ONLY ONE FOR ME THIS IS WHO I AM! THIS IS WHAT I MEAN! THIS IS A GOOD ANGEL, A HELPING ANGEL, HAPPY, JOY…. A FRIEND 100/10

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SMS ROULETTE Transcript

ELIAS: We’ve missed you. Have you missed us?
YOUSEF: I agree. What are we gonna play today?
ELIAS: Today.. (gibberish) Chatroulette, just that it’s on Facebook
YOUSEF: Facebook messages, text messages, whatever.
ELIAS: You probably know what it is! Awkward messages, to put it that way.
ELIAS: Okay, then we’ll begin! And next up is Adam!
THE GUYS: ADAM!
ELIAS: Amen!
MUTASIM: We’ll see, we’ll see.

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When I can’t understand what students are saying

The thing about Damianos Akielos is that he is a Hot Commodity. There’s probably a 30 page waiting list out there of people who want a chance to date him. The only problem is that since the age of fourteen, he’s never been single for more than a week. A week!

“He sounds great,” the bartender says, polishing a glass. Laurent realises that he’s been speaking out loud. He is drunk. He also realises that this bartender - Rick, or Mick, or Mike, or whatever his nametag says, words are a little blurry at this point - doesn’t realise the magnitude of the situation at hand.

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Enjoltaire FallenAngelAU HC that Grantaire has this tattooed on his body somewhere (because he liked the idea of a useless-but-for-a-single-use letter) and when Enj sees it he is very uncomfortable because a) why does the mortal have that does he KNOW?! and b) it’s kind of…intimate? Like it kind of makes it look like r….belongs?? with enjolras??? somehow??? like getting his mortal name would have been less personal than this (submitted by @she-s-a-shy-one)

Enjolras is legit so stressed? Like?? Out of all the tattoo designs Grantaire could have picked, this is the one he chose? Why? Did he figure it out? Did he figure Enjolras out? He can’t even imagine what happens to humans who figure out angels are walking in their midst! What if Grantaire gets smitten, gotten rid of because he knows too much? What if angels erase his memory?

“Your tattoo,” Enjolras asks once, trying to keep his voice steady, “what does it mean, why did you get it?”

Grantaire shrugs.

“It’s like the Cyrillic equivalent of the  👀 emoji I guess.”

soul eater typing styles
  • maka: she lets her phone autocorrect most things, and while she's a fan of proper punctuation, she doesn't really bother to capitalize things unless she does it for Emphasis. when her syntax is perfect, however, you know she's pissed.
  • soul: this boy must hate holding a phone. he shortens all his words, abbreviates a bunch, and is generally extremely inconsistent w/ his style. most people think he's crytyping because he doesnt bother to correct typos. uses the word "prolly" a lot.
  • black*star: this kid will hurl every fucking emoji at you dont even test him. the 100 and laugh-crying emojis are his favorite. caps lock is his best friend. you'll never want to read the phrase "MAD GAINS" again after talking to him.
  • tsubaki: generally, a warm and welcoming typing style! she loves to use exclamation points and typed emoticons, such as ":0" and ":)". sometimes she shortens words, but not very often. replies very late.
  • death the kid: proper syntax, also he doesn't understand shortened abbreviations one bit. what does LOL mean? google is his best friend.
  • liz: cattiest damn typing style ever. she loves the word "binch" and over-uses the side-eye emoji. she wont capitalize even if her life depended on it and often doesnt really use punctuation.
  • patti: XD i maed u a cookie but i eated it O.o
  • (no but seriously. she puts up this typing shtick sometimes to rile people up, sometimes because it's fun. she can be pretty damn intelligent with her typing if you let her, though.)
We Could Be Gigantic

for @padfootdidntdoit , whomst i would be lost without 

word count: 4700

part i | AO3 | spotify playlist


November

When the kettle begins boiling in earnest, it drowns out the ticking of that awful clock that Sirius found in a train station, or at the bottom of the Thames, or in nineteen fifty-two. He installed it so far up the wall behind the fridge that Lily hasn’t a hope of reaching it unless she somehow manages to grow an extra three feet, and it drives her mad (especially considering he’s only eight inches taller than her). The point of this is that Lily spends as much time as possible per day boiling the kettle. Lately, her rate of tea consumption is just about levelling James’, which is – well, she sent him a crate of real tea last week so it must be just about time to post him another one.

The clock isn’t even on the right time, which is probably the worst part. Actually, no, the fact that Lily has started automatically adding an hour and six minutes on in her head is probably the worst part.

(She was at work last week when her co-worker Dorcas had asked the time and Lily had told her it was four fifty. Needless to say, their boss had not been pleased to discover Dorcas in the staff room packing up her things an hour before the end of her shift.)

Lily looks at the clock, and it reads two forty-five, which means that in nine minutes’ time, James will be seated in front of his laptop, ready to receive an incoming video call from her. She plugs her own computer into its charger, and waits for it to turn on (too slowly), and then she logs in to Skype.

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B99 + Tinder AU: in which Jake and Amy match on Tinder. 
→ set pre-show/early season onewritten after I impulsively downloaded Tinder instead of working on my other AU in progress

In a moment of insanity and slight tipsiness, she lets Kylie download Tinder on her phone. (”Amy, what do you want your Bio to say?” “Ooh, how about how I’m in a nationally-ranked trivia team?” “Nope, none of that.”)

In a moment of four-drink-drunkenness, she swipes right on Jake Peralta. 


She wakes up on Saturday morning with her mouth dry and her head pounding. Groaning, Amy lifts one hand to shield her eyes from the way-too-bright light streaming in through the curtains. With her other hand, she gropes blindly for her phone on the bedside table. When she doesn’t find it immediately, she drags herself out of bed and makes her way toward the kitchen. 

She gets herself a glass of water and fishes her phone out of her purse, which was on the floor just a few paces away from the messy heap of fabric that was her coat and scarf. 

She opens her phone, and her eyebrows scrunch together at the notification on the screen: “Congratulations! You have a new match!

Her eyes flicker to the icon accompanying the message. The small red flame brings back hazy memories of the night before - Kylie taking her phone hostage and downloading the app, Kylie setting up her profile, the two of them cracking up while swiping left and right for an hour. 

She sips from her glass and pulls up the app with a sigh. She taps the screen a few times to check her matches and messages, bracing herself for anything inappropriate and praying she didn’t send out anything too terrible herself. (She doesn’t recall doing any messaging of her own, but she also doesn’t recall getting home and throwing her jacket on the floor, so.) 

She chuckles at a few of the messages and grimaces at others, but her heart nearly stops, and she almost drops her glass when she scrolls down and sees a very familiar name.

In his tiny profile picture, he’s looking somewhere off camera and has a single eyebrow raised. His lips are drawn into a somewhat half smirk, half smile. For some reason, she can just hear Gina’s voice, giving him directions on how to pose. (”Okay, Jake. Remember, we’re going for sexy, but not like we’re trying too hard. Like, sure, we’re trying, but it’s almost effortless.”) 

There’s a blue star on his photo, and Amy vaguely recalls Kylie telling her this means he swiped up to “Super Like” her. Her ears burn at the idea Jake would ever actually super like her. 

After setting her glass down on her coffee table and taking a seat on her couch (to avoid breaking glassware, falling over, or other potential consequences), she takes a deep breath and opens up his messages. 

santiago’s on tinder?! whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?!?!!! were the magic themed singles nights not working out for you? :o

gotta say i’m supes flattered you swiped right

but fyi i’m totally going to bring this up at briefing on monday

the whole world has to know i matched with amy santiago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She rolls her eyebrows but continues reading. 

uh

unless you don’t want me to?? 

ames??????????????

k you’re not replying

that tells me you either passed out in shock after matching with me (tbh i get it, nbd) 

or you and kylie are having the craziest night of your life :P 

There’s a new timestamp before the next message, and when she checks, she finds he sent it over half an hour after the prior one.

look i’m only saying this cause you swiped right first but if this wasn’t a joke and you were actually interested, i’d be up for dinner or whatever 

It’s the last of his messages, and it sends her reeling. 

Heart racing and hands shaking, she fumbles with her phone to call her best friend. She figures the woman who got her in this mess should help her out of it.

“H-hello?” Kylie’s voice is hoarse and weak, and this makes Amy feel a teensy bit better about her own hangover. Except she’s still freaking out. 

“KYLIE! DID I SWIPE RIGHT ON JAKE PERALTA LAST NIGHT?”

There’s a laugh on the other line. “Honey, you grabbed your phone from me to swipe right the second his face came on the screen and then yelled at it when he hadn’t responded within 30 seconds. You didn’t even bother reading his bio - although I checked, and it was just full of Die Hard quotes and emojis… Not the best or most creative. Like what does that even mean dating-wise? What does that tell you about him as a potential lover? Nothing, Amy, nothing. The only thing it says is that his ideal date is probably a Die Hard marathon and make out session.“

“Oh, God, can we not analyze Peralta’s Tinder profile right now?” 

You asked about him! Anyway, what’s up, boo? Did your smoking hot partner actually match with you?” 

“Smoking hot?”

“Your words, not mine.” 

Her cheeks flare up at that, and she groans. She combs her free hand through her hair. “He might have… sent me a bunch of messages and said he was up for dinner or whatever if I was actually interested.”

Kylie makes a high-pitched squeal, and Amy has to bring her phone away from her ear for a second. When she brings it back, her best friend’s talking a mile a minute. “So you are going out with him, right? There is no way in hell you are passing this up, Amy. You’ve been into him forever! You know what, I’m ending this call right now. You need to message him back or text him or call him or something. Text me updates ASAP!” 

The line goes silent after that, and Amy’s left with a bigger headache than the one she woke up with. 

After staring at the ceiling for another minute or hour (she can’t tell), she goes back into the app and pulls up his message. Throwing all caution to the wind, she sends: Hey! :) Are you free tonight?

His reply comes almost instantaneously, which is good because she otherwise would have gone insane.

ya! what do you want to do?? i’m up for anything ;)

ps that winky face wasn’t meant to be sexual or anything, we could literally just sit and talk and eat

or something

no pressure 

An increasingly familiar swell of affection rises in her chest. She pauses to consider her response. Die Hard and takeout at my place?

noice. i’ll be there @ 6

can’t wait, ames!!!!!!! ♥

A series of knocks sounding vaguely like the Imperial March announces his arrival later. Amy tucks her hair behind her ears, takes a deep breath, and gets the door. 

Jake has a boyish grin on his face and a spark of amusement in his eyes. “Y’know, Amy, Tinder’s Safety Tips page says you’re always meant to meet someone in public. I hope you don’t invite all your matches to your apartment for movie night. What would Holt say if you got murdered? How would we explain your death to your parents?”

She chuckles and rolls her eyes. Just like that, all the nervousness she felt dissipates. “Come in, Jake.” 

The night ends up going on both of their good date lists. - They order Chinese and fight over the last egg roll. Jake recites half the lines of the movie. (Only half because Amy shushes him at some point). They make out on her couch as the end credits roll over the screen. 

They also delete their Tinder accounts. 

Permanently. 

for @nikohlboo, based on the information she shared about parts of the pilot script that didn’t make it into the episode:

“When Jane is talking about the pitches she sent to Jacqueline while the girls are walking into the office there was supposed to be a line where she says “Do you think I’ll get to do the one about sexting the wrong number?” to which Kat replies “You did not seriously pitch something from my personal life!”  

AU where Kat doesn’t know Adena and she accidentally sexts her–

(Kat is openly bi in this AU)

It’s past midnight when her phone buzzes on the table, draws her away from photo editing and the glare of her laptop screen.

heyy

It comes from a number that her phone doesn’t recognize, but it has a local area code. She stares at the number for a couple of minutes, trying to think of who might be texting her this late that managed to escape her contacts. Eventually she gives up on guessing, texts back—

Who is this?

A couple minutes pass with no response and she returns to her work, promises herself that she’ll finish up and get to bed soon. She’s just finished organizing a new photo folder, about ten minutes later, when her phone buzzes again.

There’s another text, followed by a picture.

remember me now?

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JONSA IS ENDGAME

I just read a post that say if a meta is ended with this sentence, it diminishes the meta and makes it less credible. But I have to say that is pure rubbish. A good meta of a pairing is a good meta even when the end sentence declares a couple an endgame. Especially if the meta was presented with reasons/proof and are very well thought out. And I am not even talking about my own meta because even I myself will admit I am not very good at it. I’m talking about all those wonderful metas that I have read in the #jonsa tag and how I have realized that a lot of people love the Jonsa pairing because they have proof/basis and not because of “reasons”. And if one is still very adamant about the position of this sentence, then, fine, I will start my post with this sentence and not put it in the end. Also, posting a meta and declaring yourself not a shipper does not automatically make your post credible, it just make you not a shipper, that is all. For your post to really be credible then you have to present us with a basis for why you end up with your own conclusion and the more well presented it is the more your theories or meta becomes believable and would make people not necessarily agree with it but at least can say to you “you have a point there”

And saying “Jonsa is Endgame” is not a slogan my dear. It is a declaration of what that meta is all about. So if you have a problem with its position at the end of a meta then I actually don’t understand why you care to read that meta in the first place since that was the point of the meta you were reading in the first place.

Honestly, Fans just being “delusional” does not really bother them because that is what shipping is all about. They just like the couple that they like and that is the end of it. They will forever go down with that ship you know.

Saying Season 6 doesn’t count and declare that Jonsa will never happen is akin to a Jonsa fan saying Season 7 doesn’t count and that J*nerys will never happen. It is another rubbish sentence because if we start discounting what happens in canon then everything pretty much can be discounted including the “not so epic” boatsex. And yes it was NOT EPIC. I asked my sister-in-law before I watched that episode since I know she is such a huge fan of Jon and D*ny pairing and here is our conversation:

“Sister-in-Law: They did the boat bang.

Me: So was it romantic as you’ve hoped?

Sister-in-Law: Jon was fast. He could have waited. The romance is gone.

Me: Oh. Is the boat scene as romantic as Robb/Talisa, Jon/Ygritte scene?

Sister-in-Law: To be brutally honest…NO.

Me: Really? Does that mean my pairing still have a chance to happen?

Sister-in-Law: The scene was so quick. (Then she even gave a very sad looking and crying emoji)

Me: You mean it was not even as long as Missandei and Greyworm love scene???

Sister-in-Law: It was quick. 

Me: Yay! Ok i will watch the episode then I will let you know the jonsa fandom theory about the boatsex. I want to confirm if I agree with the theory first”

That is what a huge fan of Jon and D*ny pairing can say about her most awaited pairing coming together. In other words, she was not happy.

And when I watched the episode I can understand why:

That is not how Kit does his leading man looks AT ALL. This is not EPIC. This was according to my sister-in-law a DISAPPOINTMENT.

But, never mind, the Jon and D*any pairing is now CANON. But it is filled with foreboding and dread. Not my cup of tea at all.

Now let’s move on to the purpose of this post:

JONSA is ENDGAME.

To be honest, personally, I blame the show - the directors, the actors, the writer’s D&D and George RR Martin.

Before Season 6, I have never even thought of Jon and Sansa together as a couple. All I wanted for these characters and all the Starks while we’re at it, is for them to be safe, alive, together and finally have justice for what’s been done for their family and their house. I want them to survive the Long Night and I want them all back in Winterfell were they belong. Sansa, Arya, Bran, Rickon and Jon to be exact.

I know a good story will become great when there is a very good plot twist done right. It happened with all the best stories out there. The most recent of which that I enjoyed are the Harry Potter story and the Hunger Games story. And with TV shows, it happened with my favorite show The 100. So, I know that one can actually expect a plot twist if a writer is any good. But GOT is different for me since the author George RR Martin is to put it simply THE KING OF PLOT TWISTS. It’s one of the reasons why this show/story is so popular and addictive. And inspires so many theories and metas. 

A plot twist that the fans have all been waiting for was the R+L=J theory. This theory pretty much I’ve already believed in since I started watching the show in Season 1. I did not have any theories of the the possible effect/outcome for when this plot twist will come into play but I do know that Jon NOT being NED’s son is going to be important. I just don’t have any idea what the possibilities are.

Then, Season 6 happened, suddenly I am reminded of the feeling that I got when Harry started liking Ginny and Peeta no longer himself and no longer loving Katniss with Katniss having such a huge reaction to Peeta dying in front of her. I had hoped that Harry and Hermione will not be endgame because I like Hermione and Ron together and I had always hoped that Katniss will love Peeta but I was not so sure that it will happened since Katniss has a history with Gale. So I never thought I will witness the pairing that I liked come to pass.

With GOT though, I did not have much illusions since we were bombarded left right and centre with horrifying weddings and people loving each other and then dying, so I stuck with just hoping for my faves to be alive.

Then, the show gave us the best thing in this series:

And, I was like, Woah! this reunion was EPIC. I mean it had emotions, unexpected yet hoped for by fans factor, it had sweeping music and the acting was so ON POINT. Like you know something has changed. This scene was a GAME CHANGER for the show and the story, for both the characters and for us the audience. And honestly, I never expected them to be reunited first, much less it will be this EPIC.

So, I was suspicious at first, I was like Nah! it can’t be - remember I already believed in the R+L=J theory so I already looked at them as cousins. So I restrained myself even though I so much want to be in this ship like right then. I love to ship lol.

Then the show keep on giving me these scenes filled with SMILING JON AND SANSA 

After seeing these two characters season after season in misery and pain, seeing them happy and being themselves when they are around each other gives me LIFE dangit! And I can only take so much, but I thought i have to be strong… But the show never let up on me, there are these scenes where they argue, bicker, banter and talk things out that basically scream #married

there are the declaration of protection, giving the other the kill, saving each other

then a very tender moment that is so very rare for Jon but seems to be his normal state when it comes to Sansa

And these are just season 6 you know??? Can you ever blame me that I caved but once I caved, I did so willingly and even with the knowledge that it can end in heartbreak if I ship them. Season 6 was just that EPIC. And they end the season with the two of them sitting/standing side by side as the northern Lords declare Jon the King in the North. Just EPIC.

So, i thought, that was it. It was enough my ship was wonderful and I enjoyed every second of when they are together. I thought season 7 will be different. The show will focus now on Jon and D*ny and I have to accept that. I am still gonna be a happy camper because of Season 6. 

Unfortunately, or in my opinion, to my utmost happiness, the show did not allow me to forget this pairing at all… No, NO. In fact, they made it worse for me…

Bonus:

Then they gave me feral Jon

And all these scenes have nothing to do with Jon’s mission to fight the WW but everything to do with a certain kissed by fire Lady of Winterfell named Sansa.

then the bittersweet goodbye they had

Is it any wonder why we jonsa fans are hooked? Now and Always.

Because the show made it so difficult for us not to ship them.

Personally, I would have conceded that my pairing was not the endgame if Kit had given me a bit of these looks and smiles with his scenes with D*ny

If Kit would have at least given a smile on that boatbang scene i might be doubtful. But there were none of these leading man smiles and gazes from Kit.

What we saw in S7 with the Jon and D*ny scenes were Kit in misery and a lot of rolling of the eyes lol.

So, NO. THE SENTENCE at the top still is valid to me because I still have not seen anything to show me otherwise.

And yes. Jonsa is endgame.

Bonus:

They look beautiful and MAJESTIC.

Indeed, they are. The King and Queen in the North

Season 8 is THE TIME FOR WOLVES. And JON and SANSA are leading the pack.

gifs credit to: @tiny-little-bird, @jonsasnow, @dailyjonsa, @grahamewill, @whitewolfofwinterfell, @thelawyerthatwaspromised, @jonsnownoshow

if there is anyone i forgot to credit for the gifs let me know so I can include in the post.

  • Cheryl: Breakups are cartoony thumbs down. They make people feel face with X's for eyes.
  • Veronica: What does that even mean?
  • Cheryl: The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I'm incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.
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Request: 16 w Jungkook??? <3

16) You and your bias fake a relationship to make your crush jealous

Member: BTS Jungkook x Y/N x (ft. Jimin)

Type: Fluff/Angst


“I just want you to know, when I picture Hell, this is it,” Jungkook muttered with a wince as he wrapped his arms around you. “I won’t be as bold to say that being this close to you makes me want to vomit…

but being this close to you makes me want to take at least three consecutive showers.”

“I’m so glad you’re my best friend,” you hummed through barred teeth, patting Jungkook’s hands around your waist.

“You’re going to owe me a lot more than just an expensive dinner after this,” he sighed, setting his chin on your shoulder. “Maybe I’ll let you buy me all of the seasons of Naruto, then we’ll be even?”

“So are we including Shipuden…or?”

“Pfft, are we including Shipuden?” Jungkook grumbled. “And you call yourself my fake girlfriend.”

“Kookie, that’s like over 600 episodes,” you sighed, shaking your head. “Not on your best damn day are you going to end up with that.”

“I am putting myself through physical pain to help you,” he groaned. “And you won’t reimburse a victim.”

“Hey, I’m cute,” you pouted. “Dating me can’t be all bad.”

“To be honest it’s not much different from being your friend.” Jungkook sighed, readjusting his hold.

“And I’ve never paid you for that,” you hummed.

“Because I always considered it an act of charity,” Jungkook teased, crinkling his nose.

“I- oh, wait, wait, he’s coming,” you hissed, straightening up in Jungkook’s arms. 

“What do you see in him anyway?” Jungkook sighed. “You have like three inches on him.”

“Shut up,” you spat, immediately flashing a smile to Jimin. “Hey Jiminie, how are you?”

“I’m good,” he smiled. “How are you? Still with Kookie I see.”

“Yup, a whole month strong,” you nodded, the biggest smile you could manage adorning your lips. “I’m okay.”

“Just okay?” he smirked, looking at you through his lashes. 

“She’s being humble,” Jungkook pouted. “She’s much more than okay.”

“I don’t know,” Jimin clucked. “Last time I checked, “okay” is the interchangeable of “fine” which we all know is code for, not alright.”

“Well that escalated quickly,” Jungkook muttered, rolling his eyes. 

“Hey, don’t talk to your hyung in that tone,” you grumbled, shooting a dirty look to Jungkook as he continued to back hug you. You turned, fixing your grin again as you looked at Jimin. “Really Jiminie, I’m actually okay.”

“More thank okay,” Jungkook hissed in your ear. “Say itttttt.”

“Just okay,” you smiled, nodding to Jimin. 

“Well I think you deserve to be much better than okay,” Jimin sighed, patting your shoulder lightly. He was careful to give Jungkook a challenging stare as he did so before replacing his hand back to his side. 


You snuggled your head into the crook of Jimin’s neck and sighed. He smelled like cinnamon and honey. It had always been intoxicating to you, but this morning it made your stomach drop. You bit your lip as he chuckled lightly, readjusting himself to wrap his arms more efficiently around you as you both lounged on the couch. You had been together for almost a month and a half now, and things had been developing relatively quickly. 

You were conflicted as you lay between his legs. It was a similar scene of the day that Jimin had officially taken the plunge and confessed his feelings to you, even though you were “dating” his dongsaeng. He had waited until Jungkook had gotten into the shower, placing his gentle fingertips light on your knee as he spoke quietly and sincerely. 

Of course this was what you had wanted. You had asked Jungkook to fake a relationship with you in order to catch Jimin’s attention. After pouting and offering nearly every bribe you could think of, Jungkook had agreed, but only for a period of three months. He claimed it was a lost cause after that. When it was all said and done, you would’ve only needed to be together for three weeks anyhow. 

Even though he set a timeline, Jungkook was positive your plan would work, perhaps that was why he avoided it so vehemently. Jimin was particular with the things Jungkook had. There was always a rivalry between the two, as they were from the same hometown, both vocals, and both extremely talented dancers. If Jungkook were to date you, surely Jimin would want to follow, if he hadn’t thought of it already. 

As if hearing your thoughts about him and the recollection of conversations long past, Jungkook shuffled into the living area, rolling his eyes as soon as he saw you and Jimin. 

Neither of you had ever told Jimin of your arrangement. It would break his little honey stuffed heart that you had used deception to garner his attention. Instead, Jungkook sat through a two hour heart to heart with JImin (Namjoon moderating of course) where he only managed to speak four words through Jimin’s apologetic ramblings. “I really don’t care.”

“Hey Kookie,” you grinned, trying to catch the younger member’s attention. 

He nodded his head in your general direction, not bothering to look as he sidestepped into the kitchen. You bit your lip, anxious from his reaction. He had been acting strangely ever since you and Jimin had began dating and it irked you that you hadn’t been able to spend as much time with him. He was still your best friend after all. 

“Hold on,” you sighed, pushing off of Jimin’s thigh and crawling off of the couch. 

“Why,” Jimin moaned, catching you by the belt loop and springing you backward. He placed a light kiss on your cheek. 

“I’m thirsty,” you mumbled, pushing off of him again. “Do you want anything while I’m up?”

“Just for you to hurry back,” Jimin smiled, his eyes fading into half moons. 

You shook your head, finding yourself growing subconsciously annoyed with how cute Jimin was. You tried to ignore the feeling as you walked into the kitchen, stopping as soon as you saw Jungkook. 

He had his back to you, leaning against the countertop beside the stove. He looked as if he were trying to focus as he took deep breaths. You tilted your head to the side, placing your hand lightly on his shoulder. He immediately jumped, nearly punching you as he spun around. 

“Yah! Y/N!” he gasped, his eyes wide. “Don’t scare me like that!” 

“Who could it possibly be?” you complained, taking a few steps back. “You are literally in the dorm. You could expect at least seven people at any time and you were surprised by someone tapping you?”

“I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but the members and manager hyungs are pretty vocal,” Jungkook hissed. “They speak when they enter a room.”

You rolled your eyes and crossed your arms. 

“What do you want anyway?” Jungkook grumbled. 

“Water,” you spat, shouldering around him to grab a glass. 

“Oh,” Jungkook sighed, his tense shoulders immediately loosening. “Well…uh…okay. How are you?” 

“Much better before I almost got attacked,” you muttered. “Which honestly I feel to be a projection of something else you have going on.”

“Are you diagnosing me?” Jungkook asked, lifting his brows. “All of those episodes of Criminal Minds paying off?”

“No, if I were to diagnose you, I’d say you were a Narcissist with a touch of OCD and anxiety,” you mumbled. “I’m just making a general assumption.”

Jungkook shook his head, a bitter smile on his face. “Enlighten me, what am I projecting?”

“Well,” you sighed, setting your glass down on the counter, still not yet filled. “To begin with, you have some kind of chip on your shoulder about Jimin and I.”

“Oh? Is that right?” Jungkook chuckled. “How do you figure?”

“I think that’s for you to tell me,” you sighed, picking up your glass again and beginning to fill it. 

Jungkook shook his head, leaning back onto the counter behind him. He bit his lip while he refused to make eye contact. 

You set your glass down again, shifting to stand directly in front of him. Setting your palms on his crossed arms, you searched his face in an attempt to catch his focus. “Kook, talk to me.” 

“Why should I?” he muttered, looking down to the tiles. “It’s not like you’ve wanted to talk to me for the past month. Not since you finally got your precious JImin.”

“Kookie,” you whispered. He shook your palms from his arms. 

“Don’t Kookie me. You used me, Y/N. You got the boy you wanted and left the one you grew up with behind,” Jungkook growled. “I didn’t matter once you had him.”

“It’s not like that,” you sighed, trying to keep the tears from emerging in your eyes. “It’s just…this whole thing with JImin has been a whirlwind.”

“Needs a lot of attention, doesn’t he?” Jungkook laughed. “That’s what you wanted.”

“And what was it that you wanted Jungkook?” you whined. “You were the one who agreed to help me!”

“I wanted you!” Jungkook spat, his eyes finally meeting yours for the first time. “I thought you would’ve realized that…”

You remained silent, both of your heavy breathing was the only audible noise in the room. Your blood pumping was loud in your ears, but surely he couldn’t hear that. 

“You…you…” you stuttered, shaking you head. You were trying to comprehend. 

“Love you?” Jungkook nodded. “Am tortured literally ever day I walk out of my bedroom and see one of my best friends with one of my hyungs? Not just a best friend…but someone I’ve wanted to be with since the dawn of time?”

“You’re 19.”

“Technicalities,” he groaned, shaking his head. His brows were still furrowed as he looked at you. “Look, I know you’re a heart eyes emoji with JImin now. You don’t have to let me down all over again.”

“I’m not all heart eyes over Jimin,” you pouted. “I’m blushy faced emoji at best…”

“What does that even mean?” Jungkook groaned, his head leaning back in exasperation. 

“It means…maybe…maybe dating Jimin wasn’t everything I thought it would be,” you admitted, the words stinging as they came out of your mouth for the first time. “And maybe…I miss my best friend a hell of a lot more than I like being in Jimin’s arms.”

“You…just miss me?” Jungkook asked, lifting his brows. 

“I just miss you…” you affirmed. Jungkook nodded, his face falling a bit before you continued. “But I miss you so bad it physically hurts. I miss the way you brush your wet hair on my arm when you get out of the shower because you know it annoys me…I miss the way you poke my cheek when I’m not paying attention to you…I miss the way your arms felt around me…even when I thought you were faking.” 

“Well…” Jungkook sighed, a slight smile tugging at the corner of his lips. “Maybe you’re all heart eyes emoji over me?” 

You rolled your eyes, trying to keep yourself from smirking as well. 

“I’ll take the silence as a confirmation,” Jungkook chuckled. “What a mess we’ve gotten ourselves into here.” 

Originally posted by jengkook

Campbell: I never understand Davey’s texts. It says “Kids are fine, Max isn’t dead”, and then a box with a question mark, a box with a question mark, another with a question mark, a box with a question mark, and another box with a question mark. And… a box with a question mark. What does that even mean?
Gwen: It means you don’t have emojis on your phone.

Louis sounding confident with his music, writing and progress is so satisfying as a fan. He’s telling us that he thinks it’s good - not asking if that’s the case. He knows his fans are eager (desperate) to hear an update - he doesn’t have to question our engagement. Bitch even has the emoji to prove it, lol.

He’s so far from the guy who scrapped and faught to be heard and taken seriously. People who are working with him, for the first time and for a repeat run, say he is talented, thoughtful, funny, warm, human and inspiring.

What the fuck does that mean for his writing? I already think he’s vulnerable and full of so much soul. But I’m eager to hear what that sounds like after 1d and JHO with more time, input and cohesion. Especially since this involves personal touchstones like his hometown and his longtime friends.

hybrid!woozi 🐱🐭
  • jihoon is a cat hybrid! he was adopted as a child and lived a fairly simple life with his family, who treated him like their own son
  • the token cat hybrid…. like you will never meet a hybrid who fits their animal DNA as well as jihoon fits his cat DNA: he’s quiet and sleeps a lot and doesn’t like being cute but can’t help being adorable!!! acts standoffish but is actually the sweetest and cares so much about his friends!!!!
  • has small little black cat ears poking out of his hair with the pinkest insides!!! and a long tail that is always flicking around
  • doesn’t like being snuck up on and hisses whenever someone surprises him :( usually he’s reserved, but he can get pretty annoyed easily, and when he does his tail goes stiff and his hair sticks up a little bit…… it’s so cute :( don’t tell him that though

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