pokemon au where Kenma grows up with an Eevee and a Ralts (Eevee eventually evolves into Espeon, and Ralts into Gardevoir)
bc Ralts is the feels pokemon and I imagine that Kenma would be encouraged to feel more positive as he grows up since if he’s sad then Ralts will also be sad and no one wins but even if he’s sad then Ralts can just quietly be there w him like it just works idk man
and Espeon and Gardevoir are both protective of their trainer and BONUS Eevees are cute af so who loses here- def not Kenma
This fucking balloon scared the shit out of me 3 times already by appearing outside of my room randomly. The last time it floated inside and directly towards me so I took the picture and pushed it away and its still fucking creepily floating around.
Is this house haunted? Will this be what I see in my final moments?
> Leslie > What do you mean? You sent me a message earlier tonight.
> Grant > Oh, did I never explain that part? Time is weird in South Park.
> Leslie > What are you talking about?
> Grant > Haven’t you noticed strange things about time in South Park?
> Leslie > What would I be noticing?
> Grant > Well, how long have you been here? In South Park I mean.
> Leslie > I dunno, about a year I guess?
> Grant > Right, but how many, say, Valentine’s Days have you been here for?
> Leslie > Two… ok, so I’ve been here a bit longer than I thought.
> Grant > Oh really? What year did you get here?
> Leslie > End of 2015. Around September, I think. So?
> Grant > So, what’s today’s date?
> Leslie > It’s…
> Leslie > I think your computer’s broken…
> Grant > How old was Kyle when you got here to South Park?
> Leslie > Ten years old…
> Grant > And how old is he now? Has he had a birthday since then?
> Leslie > My processor hurts… what does this all mean?
> Grant > It means that time doesn’t pass in South Park the same way it does everywhere else. But nobody seems to notice. I’ve been here longer than you have, and I can tell you, the boys haven’t aged a day since it was “2014″, and probably haven’t for much longer. It’s like time only advances when it needs to in South Park, no matter how much goes by outside of it.
> Leslie > This place is a headache. Why did the AdNet have to station me here…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAMUEL STEWART WITWER (October 20, 1977)
“Any job that I care about when I first start it is just a tremendous amount of stress. Because you’re not sure you can do it. If it’s a job that I’m like "oh yeah, I would totally rock that”, I don’t really want it. I have to be afraid that I’m gonna mess it up. If you’re not challenged. If you’re not afraid to fail, then you’re not really pushing yourself.“
Summary: Riley is the princess of the Matthews kingdom, and the first-in-line heir to the throne. However, like every ruler before her, she must marry a prince to help ruling the kingdom and to reproduce. Enter Prince Lucas, her betrothed. They are quite taken with each other, but Lucas finds himself also falling for Riley’s best friend, Maya Hart. Riley finds herself in a similar situation, and realizes that her heart also yearns for Prince Farkle, the son of King Stuart in the nearby kingdom. If only her father taught her lessons in love in her classes.
Word Count: 1612
Author’s Note: Hello hello! Welcome to my very first Riarkle fic! This particular fanfic is a Royalty AU, so expect some dancing, horseback riding, and dreamily looking out windows. This story might not be updated consistently, though, but make sure you keep your eyes open for updates! For now, enjoy! [ Feedback would be very much appreciated <3 ]
C H A P T E R O N E
It was a sunny day in the Matthews Kingdom.
If you stopped and stood still, wherever you were, you would hear the birds all around singing a song that was made for all the world to hear. The wind would blow gently around you, your hair blown back like a sail on a ship. And if you opened your eyes, the sun’s shine would hit the surface of everything you’d see, making the earth’s surface shine and shimmer like gold.
Such was the view a young princess was seeing, her wide brown eyes taking in every detail her sight gave her. It was a gift, she thought, to live in a world so beautiful and so bright. To be able to wake up every morning, the sun casting shadows in her room, the sunshine creeping in through the spaces of the curtains that covered her windows, was something she would never get used to.
The princess smiled, hearing the birds chirp on the tree by her window. She closed her eyes and listened to their song, the heat of the sun warming her skin. She liked to think the sun warmed her soul as well - after all, it had to be the only reason why she was always so optimistic, seeing the world in colors and light as everyone said.
“Oh, if only I had a canvas with me right now,” a familiar voice reached the princess’s ears, “You look like an angel, Your Highness, what with the sun turning your brown hair into gold and your peaceful face bringing calm to whoever sees it.”
The princess snapped her eyes open and grinned, ecstatic to hear the one voice she had longed to hear.
“Peaches!” The princess jumped off her seat and ran to her friend, her arms immediately wrapping themselves around her friend’s waist. “You’re back!”
The blonde laughed and happily returned the hug. “Yes I am!” She tightened her hold on her friend, “Oh, it feels wonderful to be back home.”
[TRANS] Focus News 'Birthday Talk To You': INFINITE Hoya “My birthday is when my parents gave me the world as present”
Hoya (Lee Howon), a member in charge of rap, dance, and charisma in the popular boy group INFINITE, has celebrated his birthday on the 28th. Born on March 28th, 1991.
Focus News asked questions about birthday to Hoya, who is busy with promotional interviews for ‘Hiya’, a film released on the 10th that he was a lead actor for for the first time, and INFINITE activities.
With concise but heartfelt answers, stolid but considerate just like his actual personality, Hoya showed love towards his family and fans. We listened to Hoya’s take on birthdays.
Q. How do you feel about your birthday? HY: I’m proud that I’ve been living well and healthily up to this point. I want to have a long and healthy life from now on too.
Q. What does birthday mean to Hoya? HY: When my parents gave me the world as present.
Q. What are Hoya’s thoughts about growing older? HY: Like being force-fed even when I’m already full. I wanna stop eating. T/N: Aging (나이를 먹다) in Korean can be literally translated to ‘eating age’
Q. What do you want to hear the least and most on your birthday? HY: Rather than what I want to hear the least, I just dislike it when people say things other than congratulatory words. What I want to hear is ‘Live long and prosper.’
Q. What was the conception dream before you were born? HY: Two shiny red blue crabs climbing up the telephone pole. Apparently they were really shiny.
Q. What was the most memorable birthday? HY: All the birthdays after my debut are memorable. Fans wished me happy birthday so again, thank you.
Q. If you were to pick a present that was special to you? HY: The present in which a compilation of my activities were made into a music video and burned on a CD was memorable.
Q: You must have presents that you want to receive in the future? HY: I want to receive my fans’ infinite love.
Q: What do you want to do if you were given a birthday leave? HY: I want to have a birthday party/fan meeting with my fans.
Q: Any celebrity that you want congratulatory words from? HY: President Obama.
Q: What did you wish on your birthday when you were a child? HY: I prayed that I would become a superstar.
Q: If you were to imagine Hoya’s birthday 10 years from now on? HY: I think I’ll be spending it with my fans! A concert in commemoration of my birthday at a big venue!
Q: Anyone you want to thank on your birthday? HY: Of course, my parents. I’m really thankful. I want to forever repay their kindness for giving birth to me and raising me!
Q: Please say a word to yourself HY: Happy birthday, you!!! Be happy from now on! Do everything you want to do, eat all the delicious food, take good care of your family and friends, and laugh a lot!
“What does it mean you can’t come home for my birthday?,” you questioned over the phone, walking back and forth with your phone in your hand in annoyance. “I’m sorry, babe,” Harry apologized, “Managment just want me to stay in LA for a couple more days. Press stuff and such, I’m sorry.” Knowing that if this conversation would continue you would say things you didn’t want to say, you hung up, throwing your phone at the wall.
Your 21 birthday was coming up in a couple of days, and you wanted nothing more than spending your special day with Harry. Harry spent the last month hanging out with his friends in LA, when you stayed at home, balancing between work and uni. Due to all of that, you couldn’t go to LA for your birthday, so you planned to spend it at home, maybe going out for a night out with your friends. Harry knew that, so it really surprised you when he told you he couldn’t come home for your birthday, especially when he knew how much it meant to you.
Deciding you would not let Harry ruin your mood at your birthday, you didn’t answer any of his calls, and straight up ignored him. That’s how it went for a couple of days, and before you noticed, you were getting ready for your birthday party at an amazing club in central London. You were having a blast, dancing and joking around with all of your friends, but you couldn’t deny something was missing. Someone, to be exact.
The next morning you woke up, with a slight hangover, and went straight to kitchen to make yourself some breakfast. When you sat down and ate your food, you opened your phone, reading the latest news, only to be greeted by the worst news you could possibly read:
“DID HARRY STYLES AND HIS LONG TIME GIRLFRIEND (Y/N) BREAK UP? RUMOR HAS IT THAT HARRY SPENT HIS GIRLFRIEND’S BIRTHDAY IN THE ARMS OF OTHER WOMAN”
You could feel your heart crash as you read that message, tears quickly making their way to your eyes. How could he do that? How could he cheat on you, on your birthday? You could never imagine Harry would do such a thing to you. Angry, but mostly hurt, you managed to text him before you burst into a horrible cry: “I HEARD ABOUT WHAT YOU DID YESTERDAY. WE’RE DONE.”