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Dealings with a Devil (Part 23)

Dealings with a Devil (Part 23)

Reader X Darkiplier

You, Reader, have made a deal with what you believed to be a fantasized version of your favorite YouTuber’s alter ego, Darkiplier after he’d visited you in a dream. You believed Darkiplier to only exist in your dreams and on Markiplier’s YouTube channel, but by some impossible way he’s real and he intends on collecting on your debt to him.

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“You sure look lonely all by yourself.” Dark’s deep tone brushes across your bare shoulder as you watch Ida dance her heart out. You give Dark little reaction as you glance over your shoulder at him, a playful smile on your lips.

“I hope I don’t look lonely now.” you respond with a small slur to your words. In the low neon light Dark looks….mm…just so wonderful. “What brings a guy like you in a place like this?”

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A Shin from today’s doodles

“jaime and brienne would never be happy together because jaime would try to force her into a conventional feminine role!!!”

dude, jaime didn’t give her a valyrian steel sword so she could make him a sandwich with it

“Will you be alright?”
“Yeah. You?”
“If you write to me.”
“You know I will.”
“Bye, Harry.”
“Bye.”

When she looked over her shoulder, Harry was still there. And he waited to see the train leaving one last time for Ginny.

Darkiplier: You’ll never escape. Not now, not e-

Me: Can I pet your dog?

Darkiplier: …What?

Me: Can. I. Pet. Your. Dog.

Darkiplier: …Do you know who I am? I can destroy everything you a-

Me: Did I stutter

fashion consults!

as most of you know, I was in the hospital this month. why? my heart. again. always. two cardiac arrests within a fifteen minute span as I was getting ready for work; an ambulance came and got me and everything. after that, it was two weeks of tests and surgery and new medications and short-term disability and ultimately, no answers. my heart condition remains a rare and mysterious jewel. so good news: I’m alive. bad news: I’m an american who just spent two weeks in the best electrocardiology ward in new york city. which means medical bills. so many fucking medical bills. 

now, I have insurance, but before it kicks in I have a significant deductible to meet. every scrap of every paycheck is going towards those bills for the foreseeable future. which isn’t great, considering I took two-thirds of my closet off to a consignment store about a month before this happened. You guys know me, I’d like to be able to fill it out again. so I’m proposing a trade: I’ll dress you if you dress me. 

style consulting - rates and services

  1. $15 option - one time occasion styling! if you have a wedding or a graduation or a big date coming up, I’ll hop on skype with you for a half-hour and see what we can do with the clothes you already have.
  2. $20 option - fashion guidance. I’ll ask you to send me five to seven pictures of outfits, styles, or fashion icons that you like. from there, I’ll write up my impressions of your fashion goals, advise you towards certain trends, and help you solidify your sense of personal style. (here is an example)
  3. $40 option - fashion guidance + personal shopper. You’ll receive all the services of #1, plus I’ll discuss your budget and then go shopping for you. I’ll put together ten items within your price range that will help you meet your style aspirations. 
  4. $65 option - fashion guidance + personal shopper + skype consult. You’ll receive all the services of #1 and #2, plus I will set up a 45 minute in-person skype consult with you. We’ll go through your closet (or whatever items you choose) together, and I’ll help you pinpoint which garments will work with your new look, and which ones won’t. 

**request via an ask - include your email address, your name, and which service you want - I’ll send you an email and we can begin the conversation there.** 

(note: all these prices are suggested. obviously if you’re willing to donate more, I’d appreciate it, each option takes about an hour and a half more to do than the option preceding it. if you want something different than what I’m offering, send me a message and we’ll talk details.)

(second note: I’ll be doing these requests in the order I get them. When I get your inquiry, I’ll let you know where you are in the queue.)

I’ll still be giving out style advice all the time on this blog, don’t worry! But in-depth, individually tailored stuff takes me a lot of time, and I’d like to be able to turn that into something I can use to buy shoes that won’t fall apart with nyc wear.

hope to dress you soon! ♥

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jeremy's agenda now

h̶i̶n̶t̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶k̶l̶a̶n̶c̶e̶ ̶b̶e̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶d̶e̶v̶e̶l̶o̶p̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶s̶l̶o̶w̶b̶u̶r̶n̶ ✔️

s̶p̶a̶c̶e̶ ̶r̶a̶n̶g̶e̶r̶ ̶p̶a̶r̶t̶n̶e̶r̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ✔️

h̶i̶n̶t̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶l̶a̶n̶c̶e̶ ̶b̶e̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶b̶i̶ ✔️

k̶e̶e̶p̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ ̶a̶w̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶u̶n̶d̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶l̶o̶v̶e̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶l̶e̶a̶d̶e̶r̶ ̶l̶a̶n̶c̶e̶ ✔️

r̶o̶a̶s̶t̶ ̶l̶o̶t̶o̶r̶ ✔️

i’m sorry but the phrase ‘among their shared interests’ summons nothing in my mind but a vision of rey getting on some GFFA dating app and seeing ‘99% match with kylo ren’ and her ensuing indignant shriek echoing for miles and sending the nearest flock of porgs scattering