what do you even tag these things

mugsandpugs1  asked:

Okay your belch- adding-breakfast- for-Henry tags have gotten me feeling some emotions. Belch definitely cares about Henry, standing by him even as he uh. Loses it (and dying to protect him) and Henry returns the feelings somewhat (blaming himself for his death and carrying the guilt for it for 3 decades) so just. Do you have any Nice Little Things headcanons for them?

lol I really love their relationship and these are all self indulgent (take with a grain of salt) but yeah here are a few nice headcanons for these two:

- Belch is really loyal towards Henry because Henry was there for him when his dad died. During that time Belch was distancing himself from others, going through the usual stages of mourning, and Henry was the one who twisted his arm, figuratively and literally, to– in his words– “Stop being a pussy and throw some M-20s by the creek with us.” Tho kinda cruel, it gave Belch a sense of stability and the belief that his friends will always be there for him.

- They go to each other for advise, despite both of them being dumb boys with little real life experience.

- Henry has a sneaking suspicion that Belch schedules his work shifts around the time Henry has to do chores around the farm so that he doesn’t have to come in help. Of course Belch denies it.

- Vic and Belch are Henry’s best friends but if Henry had to choose between the two of them, Belch does out rank Vic.

- When Belch is working on his car Henry will hand him the tools he needs. Sometimes Henry likes to fuck with Belch and hand him the wrong tool, “Betcha can make it work.” He’d taunt.

-The second Belch showed the gang his new car Henry called “Shotgun infinity!!”

- Belch is Henry’s broken ATM. There’s a 50% chance the big guy will buy him something he if hits that sweet spot just right.

- This is fucking dumb but I love the idea that Henry has always rest his arm on Belch’s shoulder (even tho Belch is much bigger than him) and sometimes pushes down so that Belch is squatting a bit, just to look cool.

question for all u lot:

if i do a autumnal/ winter themed vid with my boyfriend what would you like to see? we’re thinking of doing something whilst answering questions, like carving pumpkins, wrapping christmas presents, making diy things, or even just sitting down with some tea and blankets n answering your questions - maybe about being in a cis/ trans + gay relationship? or doing a boyf tag? or something? I dunno, what are ur thoughts?

xx

@jalayniesims I don’t agree with what they did, but without all of that, the show is entertaining. I can still support the part of the show I like, I don’t have to support every concept they put into the show. I always try to see the other person’s side during arguement and I do agree with what you’re saying, the only thing I don’t agree with is how you are trying to “win” this argument, and I know this because you had it in your tags, so please don’t deny it. Even if you “win” this argument, it’s not really going to make a difference, people are still going to watch Riverdale. I feel as though we are all waisting our time in an argument that will ever be resolved. Finally, I want to remind you not to push away people who like your content. We are all in this community to play, read stories or look at pictures of sims, not to talk about a TV show that no one will remember in less then 5 years.

I also want to say that I’m not trying to be disrespectful in anyway. I’m simply trying to end the arguement. I hope all of you that read this have a nice rest of your day or night.

What even!

Wowie! We hit not only 100 followers, but almost 130! Holy shit! Thank you so so much guys! You guys are the best, this blog has no meaning without you!

I wish I could do a milestone thing for 100. If you have a suggestion, send in an ask or tag me in a post that I should try ( for example: emoji asks, sentence prompts, etc. ). I really want to prove how much you guys mean to me, but I have no major talents. Perhaps I could try some art or writing? If I do some art, it’ll be a little while though, but I’m willing to, even though I’m only taking a beginner’s art class.

Thank you all so so so much again. I’m super happy so many of you want to support not only me, but our innocent baby boy, Will. He deserves the world and I’m trying to post as much as I can when I can. There’s been a lot of angst gathered around him, and I know I keep reblogging angst and what not, but fluff and soft Will is hard to come by these days.

Ill try to find more fluff when i can. Hope we can work together to protect our good friend Will for the years to come! But until then, thank you for reading ladies and gentlemen and all other configurations of being. See ya!

Originally posted by fear-is-nameless

Why are yall NaLus so intimidated by us lol?

I mean for real tho.

There is like 10 of us antis

And

There is like 100 more of yall.

Yall be so threatened. Like if we say one bad thing about your ship yall jump on us. Like really tho??? Your ship isn’t even all of that tbh.

Another thing, If we make an anti post and yall of course always end up seeing it (most of yall probably use mobile idk). So what do yall do? Get triggered and try to argue with us. Just stop lol. Go back to the NaLu tag and just go like on some nalu stuff okay? Please stop worrying about us. If you’re so sure your ship is canon then get off our anti posts okay? Goodbye.

Ten Questions Tag

Tagged by @knightedwriter Thank you so much, I love these questions!

1. What’s your favorite story idea you’ve ever had?
Poly Pirate Adventure. In which my most flirtatious (and unlike me) character gets washed out to sea, picked up by privateers, and tries to get two people together but ends up being sucked into the relationship, too. Among so many other complications, because it wouldn’t be my writing without thirty subplots.

2. Which character loves soap operas?
Kellan. Hands down. Reysia would enjoy them as well. So would Ysandren, he’s quite dramatic. It makes me want to write a crack scene of them all in one room together watching their favorite soap.

3. How many major characters have you killed off?
Zero. I’m not a character death type of writer. I write tend to write characters who have already had enough bad shit happen to them, I like my stories to be more hopeful.

4. What’s your ideal setting for writing?
Comfortable. Cup of tea next to me. Right now it’s sunny, but chilly outside and the leaves are completely orange and yellow on the trees in our backyard so I’ve been sitting at the kitchen table so I can watch the leaves fall while I write. Usually I’m in my bedroom so no one will bother me.

5. Pen and paper or computer?
Computer. I like to start new ideas on paper, especially if they’re just character ideas or ideas for scenes that aren’t fully formed yet, but once I’m writing, I need a computer. I almost type fast enough to keep up with my own brain.

6. Pick a character. What’s one cute quirk people would love about them?
Drys is romantic to the point of being in danger of being gushy. He dotes on Dreya and feels a need to constantly make her feel special.

7. With the same character, what’s a trait that people might not like about them?
Drys is the type of person who walks in a room and asserts command, no matter where he is. It comes with the territory of being a military commander and a High Lord.

8. Do you have a set goal for words to write per day or do you write as the feeling strikes you?
I write five days a week, only giving myself two days off, just like work, except I usually take my off days on days that I am working my day job. I usually set a “small” goal and a “big” goal everyday. On days that I come home from work to write, my small goal is 2k words and my big goal is 3k. On my days off from work when I’m writing, my small goal is 3k and my big goal is 5k. Basically, if I’m really not feeling it when I sit down to write, I make myself at least get my little goal down. If I’m really in the groove, I let myself hit my big goal and then I stop for the day so I don’t experience burn out. NaNoWriMo will be a different story haha.

9. Post a recent sentence or two that you’re particularly proud of. Why are you proud of it?
A few sentences from Shadowhand:

I stood up quickly, evading his grasp as he tried to catch my arm, “She has my dad, Drys.  I can’t wait to go after her.  I just stayed to make sure that you would be okay while I’m gone.”
“Dreya—”
“I can do this, Drys.  I have to.”

It’s a turning point in Drys and Dreya’s relationship that very much ends up reflecting how far they’ve come in trusting each other. It wasn’t in any of the previous drafts of Shadowhand. I’m proud of myself for realizing that I needed to split them both up in order to further both of their character development.

10. What do you like most about writing stories/poetry/etc.?
Writing keeps me sane. I get to live in a world other than the one that my physical body lives in and I need that to keep myself balanced. I have always had an extremely vivid imagination and writing gives me an outlet for that. I love telling stories and escaping to worlds that I’ve created in my own head.

Tagging @mcubed35 @lizard-is-writing @bcopp @boothewriter @tsfennec @sapphicauthor Here are ten questions:

1. How did you get the idea for your current WIP?

2. What is one strange writing habit that you have?

3. Planner, pantser or plantser and why?

4. What are you writing goals from now until the end of the year?

5. Do listen to music while you write? If so, do you have playlists to link?

6. Tell me about your favorite character. When did you come up with them, why are they your favorite?

7. Why do you write?

8. What made you decide to become a writer?

9. Do you have an author that you look up to particularly as a writer? Do you recommend anything in particular by them?

10. What is your biggest weakness when it comes to writing?

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When you’re under investigation and unable to act officially but you don’t give a f.. about UN’s orders.
Idk, I just wanted to draw theses two together.

college advice from someone who’s been on both sides of it

So I’m finishing up my Ph.D. and preparing to depart for the real world (no, just kidding, I’m going to be in school forever, only in a different capacity) and I thought I’d put together a list of some college tips to share with you all. I graduated with my B.A. in 2012, magna cum laude, with 2 majors, 1 honours thesis, 2 on-campus jobs, and 3 music things. Since then, I’ve gone to grad school and also taught six semesters of first-year seminars. Now I’m going on the job market for teaching positions. All of this means that I’ve seen both sides of the college experience, as a student and as an instructor. There are a lot of great & useful college advice posts going around studyblr this time of here, and I wanted to add my own. I hope it’s useful. So here we go, with a “read more” because it’s long (sorry if you’re on mobile):

academics

  • find your classrooms ahead of time (profs’ offices too)
  • figure out how long it will take you to walk between places
  • figure out where your best seat will be & claim it
  • say hi to the people next to you, learn their names
  • take notes in class
  • take advantage of extra credit
  • try your best not to fall asleep in class (and if you do fall asleep, apologise to the prof afterwards)
  • bring your glasses if you need them, don’t be stubborn about it
  • check out the library, wander in the stacks, talk to the librarians
  • figure out how & where to print
  • buy used books/textbooks, or rent them, but be careful with ebooks (some profs don’t allow them)
  • plan breaks into your class schedule, or block everything together, whichever works best for you
  • work out the pros & cons of 8am classes and/or night classes
  • plan ahead – have a planner, put things in it, do them
    • fake deadlines are a thing (write down earlier deadlines, trick yourself into meeting them, bask in satisfaction)
  • grades won’t be what they were in high school
    • keep in mind GPA values: a 3.5 will see you graduating with honours
  • be nice to the departmental administrative staff, thank them for helping you (even with small things)
  • office hours versus emailing profs: both will get your questions answered (probably) but if you can go and talk in person, do it
  • profs & TAs are people too, they have lives, they have bad days
  • if something comes up, talk to your prof, be honest but don’t overshare, just show them you’re trying
  • on that note, try

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Dark: I’ve been studying Anti for years and I’ve condensed what I’ve learned into this chart: “How Anti Spends His Time”.

Dark: You can see we have “Whining” and “Stabbing and Distracting Others”.

Dark: And this tiny sliver here is “Critical Thinking”.

Dark: I made it bigger. So you could see it.

dating people with bpd

written by a girl who loves a girl who has bpd

disclaimer: i do not have bpd (borderline personality disorder) and this was written from my experience dating a beautiful girl who has bpd and she proof read it!! i just want to help others whose partners have bpd! this may not apply to everyone because everyone is different but these are things that i have experienced in my relationship!

1. TALK ABOUT BOUNDARIES
this is important for every relationship whether the person you are dating has bpd or not, but it’s crucial for when you’re dating a person with bpd. this is important because certain things that you may not even think about can make them sad or even a bit angry. it’s important to talk about what triggers them and be super understanding when their triggers seem a bit uncommon, and let them explain their boundaries and symptoms they experience. it’s important to be patient and listen to them.

2. TELL THEM WHAT’S REAL
some people with bpd have a blurred sense of reality and need to be told what’s real and what isn’t. even if it’s just the color of their jeans, it is still important.

3. REASSURE THEM
some individuals with bpd have an intense fear of being abandoned, which usually comes from early childhood abuse, and need constant validation to reassure them that you aren’t going to leave them. be patient when they ask if you wanna breakup with them, or if they ask if you’re mad at them, or when they say their sorry for even the slightest of mishaps.

4. DON’T BE SCARED
personality disorders have tons of bad stigma surrounding them and individuals with these mental illnesses are demonized and made out to be like monsters in the media. it is important to ignore all the articles and posts about bpd that demonize them written by neurotypicals. people with bpd aren’t inherently bad.

5. IMPULSES
impulses are things you want to do. some impulses can be self destructive while others are not. most people with bpd don’t have impulse control like those who don’t have bpd do. a thing that works for me when their impulses are self destructive is (assuming that you’re their fp) asking them how they would feel if i did that, or asking them to do virtually anything to take their mind off it. and if that doesn’t work, it’s important not to get mad at them if they do it. they don’t know when an idea is bad or good, so just be patient and understanding and don’t be a fuckass.

6. EDUCATE YOURSELF
educate yourself on the disorder and read about the symptoms. the best person to talk to about bpd is your partner. because everyone is different, it’s important not to limit bpd down to certain symptoms. figure out what your partner experiences and read about those. i suggest following the bpd tag on tumblr or even browse it a bit to get a general understanding of the disorder. bpd is very complex so it’s important that you get a general understanding and realize that it’s not relatable to you. certain posts may be relatable but do not think that you can reblog them, because the extent in which they are felt is extremely different. most people with bpd have very intense emotions and feel things that we feel to a much higher level.

to conclude, dating someone with bpd isn’t hard or scary. however, it is different from dating someone who doesn’t have it. it’ll be hard if you don’t research it or ask them questions or get a general understanding of it, but if you do it’ll be easier for the both of you. people with bpd aren’t inherently abusive, and it is possible to have a stable relationship with your partner.

Lets say there is a group of humans stuck in a room with no entertainment whatsoever and this for a while. So what do humans do in a situation like this? We make noise and we just don’t shut up. Whether it be talking, singing, telling jokes, stories or even worse playing games.
Sure it could begin innocently with something like I spy with my little eye…, but it soon could evolve into things like truth or dare, two truths and a lie, would you rather or never have I ever. All of these can end so badly, not to mention making the aliens question if were even sane, depending on how far these so called games go.
If we can add some physical components like dice or cards into the mix there is such a wide array of possible games that need a certain sense of logic, luck and the ability to deceive others.
And if there is enough space the humans could possibly start playing tag or hide and seek or when they’re inside and an alien comes into a game, where all humans are perched somewhere on some sort of furniture and xe ask what the humans are doing there, but the only answer they give xem are the words “the floor is lava”, so xe backs out of the room slowly leaving the humans to… whatever it is they’re doing.

Basically all of our games have something to do with learning something about each other, being able to deceive someone better or even unconsciously train our children with stuff like tag and hide and seek to be pursuit predators. If there is not a game humans will invent one or make one up and the only things you know is that the rules will be super weird and you possibly could get hurt - especially if they decide they’re putting some sort of ball or other playing equipment in the equation.
Look at all of our games on our planets and tell me that we aren’t going to be known as the weirdos you never ever want to play with, because their games sound super dangerous and at best questionably sane.

  • Me: wow there's a lot of tags here
  • AO3: they're in love
  • Me: I sure hope so
  • AO3: anAL SEX
  • Me: woah calm down it has 90 words how do you
  • AO3: talking vagina
  • Me: nO
  • AO3: sex with a unicorn
  • Me: whaT Do yoU MEaN?!
  • AO3: don't kink shame me
  • Me: sorry
  • AO3: then they fuCK A DUCK
  • Me: I'm not even surprised anymore
Skyline {V}

Originally posted by hardyness

Warnings: none

Pairing: Peter Parker x reader

Word count: 3k

A/N: So I originally intended for this to be the last part of Skyline, but because things needed to be explained so much, the story is getting a bit longer than I anticipated.  For that reason, there will be a Skyline pt. 6!!  I almost wish there wasn’t, because I love the evenness and finality of five parts, but what can you do.  Special thanks to Zoe and Jen for helping me brainstorm ideas, and for giving me feedback!!  Also, just a reminder, I do not have a tags list!!  I really hope you guys enjoy pt. 5!!!

{part I} {part II} {part III} {part IV}

You really had no idea how Spider-Man did it.  How could he walk around in his civilian life, bursting at the seams with the secret of his powers, and not tell anybody?  How could he stay up half the night roaming the streets of Queens and keeping them safe?  How did he balance his hero responsibilities with those of a typical teenager?  You were sure that, if the radioactive spider had bitten you, you would not have been able to handle it like Spider-Man did.

You felt the change immediately when you woke up the morning after your night with Spider-Man. After crossing all those lines that the two of you had so carefully left uncrossed for months, you had stayed up almost all night, just talking (and also kissing a little bit?  But really, could anyone blame you?  He was a super hero).  Once Spider-Man had left around four am, you had had less than two hours of sleep once your alarm rang at six.  And by the time you made it to school, you had felt like death warmed over. That day had been a groggy fog of trying to stay awake and coherent until school was over, and you were tucked away in your cozy bed.

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Critique, the oily beast

Hi, it’s me again.

Below is a text of personal opinions that I’ve decided to share, concerning a downside of constructive criticism, and it might read as an angry rant. I apologize for that. Before I begin, I also want to point out that I’m not targeting anyone specifically. What I am doing is sharing my views on a behaviour that I’m not fond of. Parts of it is tongue-in-cheek, but the subject might be touchy. Wall of words after the cut, if you want to read it:

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Sokovian cuddles

Anon request:

Hi there! I’m in love with your blog, and I know that there are a lot of specifically Pietro blogs, but I love your style, so I was wondering if you could do something of Pietro? Maybe it’s movie night and the reader never told anybody she liked to cuddle but Pietro kinda offers and he can’t stop staring at her and saying cute things then they fall asleep together all tangled. Idk I just need FLUFF!


A/N: I’ve changed the ‘never told anybody she liked to cuddle’ to ‘haven’t been cuddled for ages’ - I hope you still like it?


Word count: 1.4k


Warnings: none, this is pure sweet fluff.

Originally posted by deanimagines67



Another movie night, another rom-com on the agenda. How delightful, You thought to yourself. Everyone around you is either loved up or is having a casual friends-with-benefits arrangement. Meanwhile you’re stuck in the Avengers Tower, the rarest creature of them all - a singleton.

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Artist self rec tag!

I was tagged by @bloodwrit, @ladyinthebluebox and @lavellanlove, thank you!! 💕

ahhh some of these aged better than others haha, I was looking through my old art to find five for this and it brought me such a nice feeling I could see myself spiralling down my obsession again, all the style experiments and ideas, and I found I’m really proud of so many drawings, even the ones that look awful to me now because in all of them I tried something new and pushed a bit further and now I’m motivated! I encourage all artist to do this! actually if you are an artist and we are mutuals you are tagged!

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Meisiu’s Base Game Starter Home Challenge

100% base game without any cc. Think you can do it?

Rules:

  • Must be under 20k.
  • Include basic necessities (A bed, stove, fridge, toilet, shower etc.)
  • Base game only & no cc

Once the build is created, share some screenshots and challenge some people. You may put your houses for download if you want. Tag your posts #BGSHC and on the gallery as well (:


Thank you for tagging me @necrospirits and @ivo-sims, also thanks to @meisiu for creating this fun challenge!

So I have learned a couple things while doing this challenge: EA doesn’t like wallpaper or matching windows. Or sofas for that matter. Or coffee tables. What EA does like: Putting random blue parts onto white windows. But it was a fun challenge and even though I had to delete tons of stuff to open up some money so I could at least put a total of three (!!!) trees in the garden with some random flower bushes, it worked out pretty well I guess. 

Also, I tag @skarlet-sims, @dazzled-simblr, @ageispoliis, @hsilmis, @ardoismi, @diigosims and @ciruelabob to also do this challenge!


The lot is on the Gallery, my origin ID is plumbobarchitect. You do have to tick the Custom Content box when searching for it, because I have a few script mods in my game (Clutter Anywhere and Mirrors Move on Walls), so the house is viewed as if it has CC.

Taking a shower with Chris Evans

⚠ NSFW content below ⚠

• Taking showers with Chris when he gets back from the gym is your priority! He’s so adorable when he’s exhausted that you want to hold him.
• Usually, you would sneak inside and surprise him in the shower… which is a great one.
• You both prefer and privilege bath together on dates or lazy Sundays.
• When Chris asks you to take a shower with him, it’s in the morning most of the time. It wakes him up and having you by his sides when he emerges from sleep is all he needs.
• The hot water running down your bodies is a real stress reliever.
• You have different shower puffs and his is blue obviously. That’s his favorite color, after all.
• Chris doesn’t like strong chemical scented body washes or shampoos. It’s very fresh and fruity for him and classic with vanilla or caramel for you.
• When he’s naked like this, you can’t contain yourself and you kiss his tattoos! Their meanings are very beautiful and/or inspiring and honestly, they suit him very well.
• Chris washes your body softly when you are too tired and he secretly loves the way you smile, eyes closed every time his fingers massage your scalp.
  - “Y/N, stop squeezing your eyes shut like this, it feels like you have soap in your eyes.”
  - “There is soap in my eyes! Quick, water!”
  - “Oh, man… I’m so sorry, sweetheart!”
  - “Stop laughing, you dork!”
• Chris loves singing in the shower! He just can’t stop himself!
  - He uses the shower head as a microphone, which makes you laugh all the time, but you end up joining him in his joyful mood, anyway.
• You make fun of him when you turn off the hot water and he lets out a high pitched scream.
• Chris pokes your sides because he enjoys hearing you yelping and laughing. Let’s be honest, he likes tickling you, so this is a good excuse.
• You wash his body as well when he comes back from a set and you secretly love brushing your bare hands with the shower gel on his back. Is there any need to explain why?!
• Sometimes, Chris surprises you when he steps into the shower and wraps his arms around your waist. He begins to kiss your shoulder and every inch of your skin until he finds your earlobe while his curious fingers finally reach some other sensitive spots of your body.
• Shower sex!
  - It’s such a great excuse and peaceful moments for you both, so you want to enjoy this fully.
• Usually, you prefer going down on him in the shower instead of receiving oral pleasure.
  - Once again, just imagine this glorious man: the way his beautiful blue eyes flutter close and his lips go slack, and the moment his hands grip his hair dripping as you make him come in your mouth. It’s worth everything!
• Chris adores backing you up against the glass and taking you just right there. He can’t have enough of this sight where your body is hot with your surface glistening and your hair wet. He finds you so freaking sexy!
• Having your back against his chest while he thrusts and holds your breasts is an inexplicable sensation with the combination of the water and the steamy environment.
• He moans in your ear because he knows how you react. He repeats your name, praising your body until you can’t take more and he makes you come undone. Oh, my God… you can’t even explain how you feel when he does this and whispers all the dirty things you like.
• When you hydrate your skin with your favorite body moisturizer (because water dries it), he admires the way your hands massage the cream into your skin and he just can’t stop himself from staring. That’s his thing!
• From your side, you admire how the drops of water cascades down Chris’ chest to the towel he always wraps very low around his narrow hips.
• He knows exactly what he’s doing, by the way. You don’t mind, though.


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Show Me.

Show me where the casting call said they were looking for a Latina actress to play Maggie Sawyer. OH, you can’t? I figured. But what DO we know about the casting call/process for Maggie? Oh… only that the minute Chyler saw her she knew she was Maggie Sawyer. THAT IS LITERALLY ALL WE KNOW. We do not know if they were looking for a Latina…and nothing else… zilch…nada. (also how is it white washing when comic Maggie Sawyer is literally a damn white woman with blonde hair?)

ALL we have to go on is Kreisberg’s ass saying Maggie would be Latina. But that was ONE time, after Maggie was already casted. And they quickly changed it when they probably figured out she is not latina. Chances are high that He just assumed Flo was Latina. (just LIKE EVERYONE ELSE). But that does NOT mean she specifically went out to get cast knowing they were looking for a Latina. The same goes for her previous rolls that people are saying she “stole”. We have absolutely NO PROOF that she knows shows look for Latina actors and that she goes out to fake being latina and take the rolls. Stop vilifying someone when you don’t know the full story. 

This fandom is so, so, so VERY ugly. I cannot stand it. Saying things like, “Floriana should choke and die” is not right at all and you should be ashamed for saying something like that. If you still don’t care how Flo feels, how would Chyler like you saying something like that? Because I know you all worship the ground she walks on. You all do not deserve Chyler or Flo. And one day, they are not going to be active in this fandom (Jeremy is already taking a break) because all you people do is bitch, cry, talk shit and complain about literally everything when you don’t even have all of the facts, just jump straight to conclusions. 

Be adults. Take a step back. Relax. Enjoy Sanvers. Enjoy how well the actresses treat us and how involved they are. You may not agree with someones personal life, but that’s just it. It isTHEIR personal life. People are always going to do things you disagree with. Family, friends, what have you. Learn to accept it and move on

Date Night

You were running around the bedroom after your shower, slipping on underwear, picking out dresses, blow drying your hair.

Pennywise was watching this all unfold, sitting on your bed as you prettied yourself up, spending a few hours on your make up, ridding your hair of any kinks using an iron.

“What are you doing (y/n)?” He asked, not really used to seeing you even bother with make up before.

“I have his thing my friend invited me to, I’m kinda third wheeling but I don’t really mind too much” You said under concentration of adding eyeliner.

“Third wheeling?” His face twisted in confusion.

“It’s when a person tags along with another couple because they don’t have a date or someone to hang out with them. When the numbers are odd” you say simply. He sat silently for a moment, processing the information. Then he finally spoke up again.

“Why not take me?” He asked, playing with beads from a necklace near by.

“Babe,” you started, looking over at him. With his ruffled dirty clown, while pale skin, unnatural look. It’s not that you were necessarily embarrassed of him, but he was literally the killer clown that would probably have angry mobs after him.

“Killer clown” you said to yourself, almost scoffing as you looking over at him, watching his “killer instincts”. snuggling into a pillow, looking a little offended over not being invited to a simple evening outing.

“Why do you want to go so bad? You said you didn’t even like the way (y/f) smelled” you turn back around, finishing off your make up and walking over to your closet.

“You could of at least mentioned it to me, you didn’t even ask if I wanted to go..” he said, pouting grumpily. You sighed, feeling bad about not bringing it up to him. But also, in what way would it be normal to take a 6'5 pale vintage clown to a formal dinner? As much as you loved him the way that he was, it would definitely be the elephant in the room. You sighed and smiled at his adorable pouts, finally saying “fuck it” to yourself.

“Would you like to join me to dinner my love?” You said after a few minutes of just watching him, he perked up almost immediately, a toothy smile spreading across his face. You were unsure about how going out with him would look, but before your eyes he had turned into a more “human” looking man. Tall, handsome, brown haired goof ball with Penny’s same blue eyes and wide grin.

“Shall we my darling?” He extended his hand towards yours, you still in a robe completely in aw of his human form.

“L-let me slip into my dress, yeah?”

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Later than night, you had showed up with Penny in his human costume. Girls turned heads when his large figure past tables, your friend seemed to almost completely avoid her date due to the admiration towards your dashing date.

“P-Penny was is? My my what a hunk” she would make jokes about it, and the guy next to her seemed jealous. But your favorite part of the entire night was how Penny would turn to you over nearly everything. Not only was he not used to being in public, but he also didn’t want to say something to upset you. He would crack his joke though, and you swore a giggle escaped from every girl in the room. He had caught everyone’s attention, but when you spoke with others, Penny would instead turn his head and admire you. He liked the tone of your voice and the elegance of the words you used to seem intelligent infront of people.

By the time the night had come to a close, you were exhausted. You sat in the back of a taxi leaning into Pennywise nearly falling asleep when you felt his lips atop of your head.

“How was I (y/n)?” His whisper interrupted the sound of traffic outside. You smiled and hummed a little. “Does that mean good or bad?” He whispered again.

“You were absolutely perfect” you said, eyes still closed, “but as soon as we’re back home, I want my Pennywise back.

"Don’t you like me like this better?” He asked, almost quieter as before. Your eyes opened as you pushed yourself up to face him.

“I think I fell in love with a clown, not a regular person. I like this look, but whoever I intend of holding tonight is my clown, yeah?” You said, pinching his cheeks slightly. He nodded, a bit of color coming to his cheeks as you leaned back into him again. “No more clowning around and get back to being my clown” You smirked at your oh-so clever line and kinda dozed off the rest of the ride in his chest.

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