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Baby Steps: Part 2

(( OOC: Molly and Script by: @gentlect )) 

Well hello there, Molly Prewett! My, you look tense.

You should go talk to Arthur Weasley. It’s easy. You know what he’s interested in… go over there and bond over what you have in common.

Alright, good… and then you say…?

For goodness sake, Molly, say something!

… WHAT!?

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okay let’s make this clear: elizabeth swann didn’t do shit for will in potc3. first, she was there to save jack and then she was there to avenge her father’s death. will wasn’t her motivation, she didn’t become pirate king to save him, she didn’t trade jack with will thinking of some past offence done to will. she was there to fight a war against the man WHO KILLED HER OWN FATHER. she was there to fight for freedom and for piracy. those are things that literally happened. saying that all elizabeth ever wanted was to be with will is just plain ridiculous seeing how they spent the entirety of potc3 with other priorities and hiding shit from each other. and that trend didn’t even start in awe, mind you.

hell if you want to bring dmc into this, let’s have it. the entirety of that movie is ABOUT their desires and being a good man vs a pirate. that movie represents a huge step for elizabeth in terms of character development and she spent the majority of the time away from will.

so what are we left with? cotbp? sure, elizabeth started it out looking for will, trying to save will, but as her character development progressed, she found out she was a pirate, then a pirate lord and finally a pirate king and all those titles happened FAR AWAY from will.

anonymous asked:

Thanks for doing the fundraising drive, Sam, I hope it goes well! I was donation "random word: outstanding." I headcanon Steve as panromantic asexual and, if you're into it, I'd love to see a few words about that because no one writes ace fic. Otherwise anything upbeat, really. Thanks again!

Oooh, a challenge! Hope this is okay, I know asexual covers a lot of different attitudes towards sex. And that you’re ok with Steve/Tony.    

“So…no sex at all?”

Steve grinned at Clint, who was looking perplexed. “No, Clint. No sex at all.”

“You don’t even want to?”

“Not especially. I’m always surprised other folks do. I used to think it was a joke,” Steve said. 

“But you date people,” Clint said. “You’re dating Tony Stark.”

“Indeed I am.”

“And you dated Sharon Carter for like two minutes, right?” Clint’s eyes widened. “Was it because of the – “

“No,” Steve said. 

“Really? She was cool with it?”

“Shockingly,” Steve said deadpan. Clint took the hint.

“Sorry, that was rude.”

“It’s fine. Sharon and I broke up for other reasons.” 

Silence fell. Steve glanced at Clint over his breakfast cereal.

“You can ask,” he said, and he almost wasn’t done speaking before Clint blurted, 

“Is TONY okay with it?” 

“Tony is fine with it. What you fail to realize, Binocular Brain,” Tony said, walking into the kitchen with an empty mug, “is that I am forty-five, not twenty-five, so if he did want sex I’d barely be able to keep up anyway. Besides, I have two perfectly good hands.”  

“They’re very nice,” Steve added.

“Thank you, I think so.” Tony poured out a cup of coffee, added just enough milk to cool it to drinkable temperature, and slurped down half of it. “Clint, what relationship advice would you give someone who is having a compatibility issue with their partner?”

Clint considered his, stirring his cereal. “I dunno. Find ways to make it work, I suppose,” he said.  

“And is that likely to easier or more difficult when it’s an emotional issue rather than a physical one?” Tony continued, leaning against Steve’s shoulder. 

“Fine, you got me, physical workarounds are probably easier,” Clint grumbled, but he sounded good-natured about it. 

“Run along, Mom and Dad have stuff to talk about,” Tony said. “Go google asexual, then go google panromantic. For good measure, google bisexual Tony Stark.” 

“Keep safesearch on when you do!” Steve called after him, as Clint cleared out. “What do we have to talk about?”

“Mostly what you want to do today. I think we should go to the Met, look at some art, and then not have sex,” Tony said brightly. Steve leaned over and kissed him on the forehead.

“Sounds good to me,” he agreed. 






Imagine Castiel bringing home a kitten

A/N: I based this off my cat that I’ve had for a few years, he was a cute kitten so….I mean you can really find inspiration anywhere haha. I even included a picture from when he was a kitten. (And yes, his name really is Mr. Kitty.) I’m feelin the fluff these last couple days ya’ll.

(tags below the cut)

Originally posted by magneticcas

You sat up straight in your chair when you heard it. The tiny, faint meow of a kitten. You looked between Sam and Dean, who had seemingly not heard it.

“Did you hear a cat?” you asked.

“Y/N, we don’t have a cat, we’re not getting a cat, let it go.” Dean said, never looking up from the computer screen.

But then you heard it again.

“How can you guys not hear that?” you got up, ignoring the looks you were getting that suggested you were crazy, and began walking in the direction the small meow came from.

After hearing the tiny noise a few more times you found yourself in the storage room in front of the dungeon. In the corner, there was a cardboard box with holes poked in it. You walked over to it, sat down, and opened it up, happy to find a tiny orange kitten inside.

“Hey there little dude, how’d you get in here?” you asked the small fuzzball as you cuddled it in your arms.

“Y/N, that was supposed to be a surprise.” you turned to see Cas standing there holding a bag of cat food and a box of litter.

“Well the poor little guy’s been meowing up a storm!” you directed your words to the tiny cat in a baby voice. The kitten must’ve gotten lonely when Cas left it alone to get supplies.

Cas stepped forward and sat down next to you on the floor, motioning for you to hand the kitten over. You gave him a funny look before allowing the cat to leap into Cas’ lap. It had clearly already chosen a favorite, and it wasn’t you.

“Looks like your it’s new mother.” you joked as Cas let it climb up onto his shoulder.

“We should name him.” he said, a small smile tugging at his mouth.

“What do you want to name him?”

“I think we should call him Kitty. It’s fitting, considering he’s a cat.” You laughed at the name he’d chosen, thinking that you would’ve named him the same thing.

“How about Mr. Kitty?” you suggested.

“I like it-” Cas smiled at you a leaned in for a kiss, Mr. Kitty hopping from his shoulder to yours as you smiled against his lips.

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u know most of the selfies i have posted on here are of me wearing hats and u know what i realized ,,,, i wear hats to cover up the fact that i am Depressed and can’t be bothered to do anything with my hair lol oopsie


GOT7 Hogwarts Moodboard AU Introductory Post

Kunpimook Bhuwakul (Bambam) : Slytherin

Third Year | 10″ Sycamore, White River Monster Spine, Springy | Member of the Silver Spears | Dove (Patronus) | Half Blood | Metamorphmagus (special ability) | Magical Theory, Charms, Transfiguration (best subjects) | Jackson Wang, Mark Tuan, & Im Jaebum (best friends) | Kim Yugyeom (Boyfriend)

  • Extra AF
  • This boy is just doing too much. All the time. For no reason other than to just be doing it.
  • Most people call him Bammie
  • Kunpimook is a mouthful - he also won’t really respond to it, mostly because sometimes he forgets it’s his name because nobody calls him that. Like, what are you even doing, are you new here!? “Kunpimook? Hello!? Kunpimook? BAMBAM!?” “What? Were you talking to me? Call me by my name then, idiot.”
  • Cute AF
  • Bammie also serves looks like nobody’s business. Probably the most fashion forward wizard in the goddamn country, okay?
  • Which is probably why Bammie likes being a metamorphmagus so much. He can change his hair, eyes, and facial features at will to basically whatever he wants.
  • Sometimes he uses that advantage to make himself look older. His hyungs call him out on his bullshit every time, though. “I’m at least ten years older than you!” “Yah! I will smack you into last night.” <– Jinyoung, probably.
  • Sassy AF
  • He’s also obsessed with keeping up with the latest celebrity trends. Wizarding or Muggle world - he does not care. His favorite thing to do is piss off purebloods with muggle trends.
  • Smartass AF
  • Refuses to work out. As far as he’s concerned that shit is annoying.
  • Legs for days - like where TF does he put them half the time, nobody knows.
  • Don’t beat yourself up if you can’t recognize him. He seriously loves to use his ability to mess with people.
  • Bammie loves to invent spells. He excels in Magical Theory and outside of creating his own fashion line when he leaves Hogwarts (because that’s happening one way or another), he really wants to create spells and charms. He’s good at it, too.
  • Meme face AF
  • On the one hand Bammie can be a very mature kid, especially since he’s only a third year.
  • On the other hand, he’s a little shit and he enjoys giving his hyungs premature gray hair.
  • This boy is in love with Kim Yugyeom LET ME TELL YOU.
  • Friendship Goals
  • Relationship Goals
  • Broship Goals
  • OTP Goals
  • You name it - YugBam has already taken the title for it.
  • They’re so freaking adorable it’s not even funny.
  • Jinyoung and Mark love to embarrass them by giving them fake sex talks  over breakfast.
  • Bammie holds a special place in Jackson’s heart. Jackson will purposely mess up Bammie’s hair, Bammie will then tell Jackson he’s an old fatass with no legs, Jackson will threaten to hang him up by his toes and beat him like a pinata and Bammie will retort with, “You can’t even reach that high.”
  • Two peas in a pod, those two.
  • Seriously though, Bammie is so in love Yugyeom. It’s so cute. All fluttery and what not.
  • It makes JJProject wanna vomit…but in a good way. Sort of.
  • Protected AF
  • You touch one of Jinyoung’s children and you’re going to die.
  • That being said you so much as look at any of Bammie’s friends sideways and he will concoct the most elaborate payback and you will suffer.
  • Don’t forget this boy IS in Slytherin and he is NOT to be trifled with, peasant.
  • He is typically a people pleaser but Bammie is one of the most ambitious kids in the school. He knows what he wants and he’s gonna go after it and if you’re in his way you’ve got two seconds to move before he forcibly does it for you.
  • He’s smart, too. So don’t think he can’t.
  • Jokes for days.
  • He’s not as funny as Jackson, but he sure as shit tries. When they get together you either can’t breathe because you’re laughing or you’re eternally in facepalm mode pretending you don’t know them. There’s no in between.
  • Bammie has great grades. He’s a Slytherin and he’s got shit to do, and he’s not about to let an F get in the way of his dreams.
  • He’s not insane about it, though like SOME people are YESHEISREFERRINGTOMARKBUTWHATEVER.
  • He has, on more than one occasion, incurred the wrath of Tuan (I fucking love you if you get this reference btw) by bothering him during exam time. They’ll be in the library, Mark will be hunched over his study notes with coffee in his free hand and ignoring the Earth and everything on it. Jackson will be in the room with in, being smart and actually leaving him alone but studying next to him nonetheless just so he can be close, and he’ll see Bammie creep in out of the corner of his eye.
  • “Bammie…don’t.”
  • “Oh, come on, hyung. Look at him. He’s got crazy eyes.”
  • “They’re cute crazy eyes. Don’t bother him.”
  • “Come on, it’ll be funny!”
  • “He’s going to kill you - you know that right?”
  • Bammie acknowledges this, but he is determined. While Mark is focused solely on the chaos that is his study space Bam will move Jackson so he’s out of Mark’s eyesight and morph himself to look like Jackson. His ‘prank’ is in motion.
  • He’ll come up behind Mark and practically yank the coffee cup from his hand. This will certainly get Mark’s attention…probably not the kind of attention you want from him though.
  • Looking as Jackson, Bammie will say, “Kisses MarkiePooh!” and puff his lips out like a fish.
  • “I will give you literally three seconds to give that back to me.”
  • “Aw, but Markipooh, you wouldn’t hurt your boyfriend, would you?”
  • “You think I don’t know what my boyfriend looks like? One.”
  • “What do you mean? I just wanted a kiss.”
  • “Three.”
  • “What? You missed tw–”
  • Mark has his coffee cup back in his hand and poor Bammie is on his ass turning an odd shade of maroon as the hex forces his features back to normal.
  • “Good one, baby.” Jackson tells him, knowing Mark is already back on Planet Bananas. “To be fair, I told you not too, punk.”
  • “Who are you calling punk, half pint!?”
  • Bam is going to get himself killed via his hyungs one of these days. I’m telling you. That’s basically his school year in a nutshell - trying not to die from pissing them off.
  • They love the crap out of him though. So he’s safe…most of the time.
  • Trust me, you want Bammie on your side. For one thing, he’s a great ally to have and not somebody you want for an enemy.
  • For another, he’ll totally fix that horrid fashion sense of yours.
  • “Oh my god, if I see you wear those awful shoes one more time…”

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*pictures and gifs aren’t mine. i made the moodboard but the pictures i got off of tumblr and google. credit to their respective owners.

Happy With You (Jimin x Reader)

Genre : fluff, a very bit of angst, mention of smut

Summary : you just knew that you were pregnant and you were worried on how your husband, Jimin, would react to it.

You were still sitting on the floor of the bathroom, you have been for 15 minutes, just staring at the pregnancy test on your left hand and your phone on your right hand, a calendar in front of you showing how many days you have been late for your period. Your mind was racing, thinking about hundreds of scenarios of what would happen next, some are good some are bad.

“You know, you should probably call him.” Your bestfriend said to you from the bed you and Jimin shared, eating potato chips so casually like this wasn’t a big deal.

“I don’t know what to say,” you said, still staring at the test that said that you were indeed having a baby growing inside you.

Your bestfriend rolled her eyes, “Maybe a ‘Hey, honey, guess what, you’re going to be a father!’ would be great. That was what I said to my husband and he was ecstatic.”

You finally moved to rest your head on the bathroom door behind you and sighed, “I mean, it’s not like we haven’t talk about kids before. Jimin have said he wanted to, but I don’t think it would be just 6 months after we got married.”

“So what? I got pregnant 2 months after I got married to Namjoon, and we’re gonna have another one just around a year after our first baby. Trust me, it’s okay.” she said while patting her huge belly.

And now you finally, finally, stood up and moved to the bed, flopping yourself on top of it and stared at the ceiling, “Remembering how your vigorous sex life is, I don’t think Namjoon would be surprised if you get knocked up so fast.”

Your bestfriend raised her brows, “Isn’t you two’s sex life vigorous too? I remembered hearing weird noises from Jimin’s studio, or that time when the two of you made that parked car looked like it was jumping up and down, or when you two came out from the practice room and had the whole mirrors fogged up, or–”

“Stop it!” You snapped, your cheeks heating up so bad while you tried to hide your embarrasses smile.

“Oh honey, the list goes on and on,” she winked.

You shot up from the bed and looked at your bestfriend, “And it’s creepy how you were always the one to know about it and saw us after. Don’t tell me that’s your kink, please.”

She shrugged, throwing a potato chip to her mouth, “That’s not my kink, you and Jimin just do it everywhere. I’m sure the other members know about it too.”

You groaned and fell back to the bed, “Oh fuck me. Now I know why they always shake their eyebrows at me whenever I am with Jimin.”

Your bestfriend probably sensed your stress and anxiety because she put down her potato chips and started to look at you seriously, “Listen, it’s nothing to be embarrassed about. You’re both married, that is not unusual. And honey, about this pregnancy thing, trust me it would be okay. Jimin loves you so much. I know he’s going to love the baby even before it is born, and he’s going to love the baby more after the baby is born. If you’re worried about Jimin being an idol and wouldn’t want to have a baby to disturb his schedule, it’s not true. Look at Namjoon and I, and our babygirl, I know he’s an idol but he’s also a human, he wants to have a private life where he can build a family, and I trust Jimin to have that kind of feeling too. Don’t worry so much, it’s not good for the baby. Okay?”

Your bestfriend who usually joke around seemed so serious and sincere you actually felt like crying. And you did, so she hugged you for a long time.

When you finally stopped crying, she got up and said, “Now, make that phone call to Jimin. And just try not to worry too much. I’ll leave you guys to it because I’m actually craving nachos now, probably going to crash on Namjoon’s writing time after all.”

Still hiccuping you nodded and thanked your bestfriend for everything. She left you on your apartment alone.

Now, about that phone call…

You took a deep breath and just started to call your husband before you changed your mind. It actually wasn’t a good idea because you still sounded like you just finished crying because the moment Jimin answered your call and heard you, he said “Babe, what’s wrong?”

Hearing his soft voice you loved so much made you start crying again. You didn’t know how you were going to survive this pregnancy because you were already so sensitive about everything.

You heard him stood up abruptly, Jimin was probably taking a rest from a dance practice and now you kinda feel bad about disturbing him. “Y/N, you’re scaring me, what is it?” you could hear the worry in his voice and you cried harder.

“I… I–I–I,” you started but you just couldn’t say anything more.

“That’s it, I’m going home. I’ll be there in 5 minutes,” Jimin said in a rush, you could hear him taking his car keys and the other members asking him what’s going on.

“N–no it’s fine, I–I’m f-fine.” You hiccuped again.

“Baby, you don’t sound fine and it’s scaring me so much,” he sound exasperated and worried, “I’m going home okay, I’m on my way. Don’t turn off the phone until I get there, okay?”

You didn’t know why you just couldn’t say it to him and saved him from being worried. So you just said, “O-okay. I lo-ove you, Jiminie.”

Jimin sighed from the other line, “I know, honey. I love you too. So much. Now stop crying, okay? I’m almost there.”

The whole way he kept telling you how much he loved you and how everything was going to be okay even when he still didn’t know why you were crying.

You were still on the bed in your and Jimin’s bedroom when he found you and kneeled in front of you on the bed.

“Hey baby, hey hey,” he kissed you softly on the mouth repeatedly and brushed your hair back, trying to calm you down, “Stop crying, it’s okay. I’m here now, tell me what’s wrong. You’re worrying me. Are you hurt?”

Jimin looked at you straight to your eyes and suddenly you were taken back to the time you first saw him and how everything inside of you just yearned for him. You remembered seeing his first smile and thought about how beautiful it was and how it made you happy too, just seeing his smile. Those crinkles on the edges of his eyes when he laughed and how his eyes sparkled. That crooked tooth of his that made you think of him as perfection. And again, those brown eyes of his that held so many emotions and words that cannot be said, the love from him to you. Now it filled with worry.

You still couldn’t find your voice so you shook your head first. “I-I’m not h-hurt.”

“Then tell me why you’re crying, baby, so I can take care of you.”

Still looking into his beautiful eyes, you decided to just showed him the pregnancy test that was still in your grip. You were a bit surprised he didn’t noticed, he was THAT worried.

He furrowed his eyebrows at first when he saw it, still haven’t understood what was happening. But after he looked at it more, he started to look back at you slowly. His face was unreadable.

Scared was an understatement with what you were feeling right now.

“You’re.. You’re pregnant?” Jimin finally said.

You gave him a little smile and nodded, still unsure.

“But… But… But how?” Jimin asked but looked like he wanted to smack himself, “I mean, I know how because I was inside of you so many times,” you blushed furiously, “But how… I mean, why are you crying then? Aren’t you happy?”

You looked hopefully at him, “Are you, Jiminie?”

He looked shockingly at you, “Of course I’m happy! Why wouldn’t I be? I’m going to be a father.” After he said it once it was as if it finally clicked and suddenly a huge smile appeared on his face. “I’m going to be a father! A father, Y/N!! And you’re going to be a mother!!! Oh my God! Y/N, thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you!” he exclaimed while kissing you repeatedly, bringing you down to the bed with him and turned you so you were under him, careful not to crush you with his weight. You couldn’t help but giggle, suddenly it felt like a weight was lifted from your shoulders.

He was still kissing you until finally he stopped and furrowed his eyebrows, “But why are you crying? Aren’t you happy? You still haven’t answered my questions.”

“Of course I’m happy. I’m just……worried.”


After seeing his reaction, you felt kinda bad for telling him this. “I was afraid you wouldn’t want the baby.”

But rather than being mad at you for expecting the worst of him, he just said, “Oh honey, did I give that kind of feeling? I’m so sorry. Of course I want the baby. I want us to start a family.”

“I’m sorry too, Jiminie.”

“It’s okay, Y/N, I understand. With me being busy might make you think that, but trust me, I want it so much. I just haven’t had the time to talk about it with you, and I’m sorry for that. I’m sorry for making you worried.”

“I’m sorry for making you worried too.”

“I’m sorry for making you worried about me worrying you.” Now he was being ridiculous.

You chuckled, finally stopped crying entirely. “We might ended up fighting about who apologized the most by the end of the night.”

Jimin threw his head back and laughed, making you smile and your heart to fluttered. And then he turned serious, “No, honey, we might ended up tangled in each other by the end of the night, completely sated and happy, after a celebration I’m going to give you.” Jimin started trailing kisses from your mouth to your neck. Caressing you with both of his warm hands and unbuttoning your pajamas, leaving you in your bra and panties.

You were getting hot when you thought of something, “Wait, you really want to start this family right? It’s not too soon?”

Jimin looked up from your neck, “Yes and no. I know we’re young but I really want to start a family with you. And I feel like you’re going to be a great mother.”

“And I feel like you’re going to be a great father.” You smiled lovingly to him.

He started to continue what he was doing when you stopped him again, “Wait, shouldn’t we call our parents? And maybe inform your other members because they’re probably worried why you just left the practice room earlier?”

“We’ll tell our parents tomorrow. And don’t worry about the other members.”

“But–” you were just about to say that the other members might call him soon to ask about it when Jimin’s phone rang.

Jimin was still caressing you and touching you passionately when he answered the call, you couldn’t really concentrate on what they were saying because Jimin just caressed that spot under your breast you loved so much.

On the phone, Tae said, “Hey Jiminie, everything alright?”

“Everything is perfect. Y/N is pregnant,” Jimin answered hurriedly, his other hand still touching that part you loved, you couldn’t helped but moaned out loud. “Now we’re in the middle of something. Bye.” Jimin shut off the phone call.

He was just starting to kiss you again when his phone rang once more. He thought of ignoring it, but knew if it was one of the members, they won’t stop calling until one of you answered.

Jimin answered on the 5th ring, heard the excited sound of the members screaming “CONGRATULATIONS!!!” so loud you could also hear it, and then they shut it off right after, leaving you and Jimin dumbfounded.

Jimin chuckled, “They’re crazy.”

You also chuckled but immediately turned into a moan when Jimin’s mouth moved to your breast.

“I can’t wait to have little you and I’s running around the house,” he said between pleasuring you.

“I can’t wait too. I love you.”

“I love you too. So much. And thank you for giving me happiness, Y/N.”

And then let’s just say, by the end of that night, Jimin fulfilled his promise to you.

*Demiguise Love* Newt x reader

◘ muggleno-maj asked:

Hey, Kelly! I just want to say that I love your work! Could you do a story about Newt finding Dougal when he’s hurt or young (possibly because his mother could’ve been killed by hunters for her pelt)? I just really want more stories with Dougal in them (he’s my favorite of Newt’s creatures) and there’s not many out there. That, or how the Reader falls in love with how sweet, caring, and cuddly Dougal can be but also how boisterous he can be (trying to get out of the case every so often). Thanks!

❤ Thank you! I was excited to write some Dougal! Hope you enjoy! ^_^

Sitting upon a rock, you let out a sigh of relief as you let your feet take a break from all the walking you were doing. You were currently in Asia with Newt doing research about magical creatures for a book he was writing. 

The two of you were currently in search of some chinese chomping cabbage in which Newt needed for one of his potions. 

As you slipped your shoe off, you looked up to see Newt hunched over, inspecting some plants but finding none of them to be what he was looking for.

Sighing, he pushed himself up and trudged along; case in hand.

“Newt!” Calling out to him, you gave him an annoyed look as he spun around and saw you massaging your one foot in your hand.

“Oh, sorry, love…” A lop sided smile appeared across his freckled face and he made his way back over.

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camwrites  asked:

What's your advice if you kissed a boy and it didn't mean anything but you want to tell him it kinda actually meant a little something

oh, turtledove. you gotta be careful about kissing boys!!!! it can be a slippery slope from kissing boys to liking them, ALWAYS a bad outcome IMO. 

no, i’m kidding. it’s okay to kiss somebody and have it mean something, and it’s also okay to kiss them thinking it didn’t mean anything but then realize it did. it’s even okay to have lied (to them and/or to yourself) about it not meaning anything, knowing that it was gonna make ur heart go pitter-patter. i mean, it’s better not to, but we’re all human. sometimes a boy wants to kiss you and you’re Smart Brain is like “oh this is gonna be Bad for my heart later on,” but your Lizard Brain is like “DON’T CARE I WANTS ON THEM FROGGY LIPS” and that is what we call The Human Condition.

here is what i would do: tell him. just do it. i’m not saying it’ll work out, it might not, but never under any circumstances should you KEEP kissing a boy you like under the pretense of it not meaning anything. down that road lies only heartache!!!! i don’t want heartache for you!!!! you have already managed to do the hardest part, which is recognize internally that it meant something to you. 

you don’t need to like, get a boom box and play peter gabriel’s “in your eyes” underneath his window or anything. you can just tell him that you liked kissing him a lot, and having thought about it, maybe there could be something to this thing. would he be interested in exploring that?? if not, okay. you probably can’t kiss each other anymore, but sometimes that’s the way it goes and y’all can do other things instead, like eat waffles and throw popcorn at birds, or whatever it is that Youths do these days.

good luck!!!! i love u, my little butterbean. i’m crossing my fingers for you. xoxo.


Whooooa heeeeeey, Sketchdump Sunday!

That’s right, it’s time for another handful of RANDOM SKETCHES AND UNFINISHED/UNRELEASED PIECES! WHEEEE!

Today’s sketchdump features the emotional guilt tripping of a tiny miqo’te who demands we fight primals for stickers. I’m on to you, tinycatte! I see your game! Also included is Cakedad (who was almost Pizzadad in my FC! But it just doesn’t have the same ring as Cakedad), a bunch of random Bee-Doing-Bee-Things doodles, Mara escaping from a giant birb while stealing all the internet’s most treasured birb pics, a concept sketch for a baby D’riz that I forgot to post forever ago, and a magitek ahriman that was requested as a mount. :B

OH AND BONUS DOODLES  (that didn’t fit in the main set) :V

He sure did.

Probably lewd things, Momodi.

“Song of Doomy-whatsit now?”


World Class

If napping was a sport Scout would be an Olympian. Of course it’s taken years of diligent training and practice to achieve this level of skill.

Weekend afternoons are the prime napping time. Scout knows what to do when we call him upstairs.

anonymous asked:

I don't know if this has been done, but what are your thoughts on the characters? Specifically things about them fans seem to hate the most, like Armin being a pervert, Kentin being "pathetic", Nathaniel being petty, Lysander being "closed-minded", Castiel being an asshole, and any other characters with flaws people don't seem to like. You don't have to answer if you don't want to, but I was just curious since you get a lot of opinions thrown your way, I wanted to know what yours were.

Hmm, what I think about their character flaws and quirks? Well, I guess the obvious one is no one’s perfect, and if they were, they’d be incredibly boring.

But individually, I guess there’s more to say than that. Please remember that these are just my opinions and doesn’t necessarily mean I’m right and anyone who disagrees with me is wrong. There could be something I don’t know about that happens in the game with these characters that I just never came across.

Armin being a pervert, huh? You know, they say virgins are the biggest perverts. I can see why it would make people uncomfortable, and it’s not like you can tell the character, “Hey, could you maybe not say stuff like that around me?” like a real person. It’s also on the really tame side. Like, I’m sitting here at the computer thinking, “Is that all you got? Boy, let me show you how it’s done,” and then I proceed to have a one-sided 1-UPing competition with a fictional character on the computer screen. So, I guess I find it harmless? Like, every time he says something like that, it’s like, “Hey, your virginity is showing.”

Kentin isn’t pathetic, if I’m honest. I believe he just suffers from a Napoleon Complex Short-Man Syndrome, which is understandable. He’s been bullied because he’s shorter, nerdy, and weak, and even people who haven’t bullied him were intimidating because of how they presented themselves. Now he’s got a lot of bark to him and some bite, for sure, but he doesn’t know what to do with it or how to properly use it in a situation. He’s acting a lot on emotions, and he’s got a lot of those, too. We have to remember that he’s still just a teenager and his transformation has only been going for several months. You don’t just grow up and mature over night. He kinda reminds me of Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist. What do you think would happen if we called him short?

Nathaniel being petty can range from hilarious to sick burns depending on the situation. Petty Nathaniel is best Nathaniel, in my opinion. Also, I wanted Candy to throw her spaghetti at Amber and her friends, and Nathaniel couldn’t say jack about it, because he’s thrown drumsticks at Castiel and hit Armin with a chair in the past. I want to be petty, too! Just let me have it, please! I was also hoping that he was bolder now, but after the past few episodes has proven it was just the alcohol talking at the party. What a shame.

Lysander as closed-minded? Hey, I was called that! And I’m often compared to Lysander by my friends… Hmm… HMMMMM…. No, but seriously I don’t think he’s closed-minded. Maybe it’s because I don’t get a lot of wrong answers with him, but he just seems more direct than the others. I think some people don’t agree with his opinions and values, but because it’s a game, they can’t challenge him or present him with new ideas unless Candy does, and that’s not very often. Usually it’s her whose mind is being changed. I don’t think he’d turn down new information just because it didn’t fit what he already believed in. The game just needs to challenge him more, and not with jealousy.

Castiel is an asshole…. Yeah, he really can be; just ask that poor tree he kicked in. I mean, yeah he can be hot-tempered when he’s offended or pissed off, isn’t that normal? He’s obviously supposed to fill the Bad Boy trope where he acts all tough, but turns out to be a real cinnamon roll if you get to know him. Because girls like projects. I actually don’t have much of an opinion of Castiel? He’s the very embodiment of his trope and I rarely see him break away from it. He had a lot more character growth during Lysander’s arc, though. At least, it felt like he did.

Talking About Wonder Woman With My Mom

Me: Wonder Woman has everything I love in a movie: badass female lead, female director, and Chris Pine. And, Chris is basically eye candy! He’s only a side character. 👏

Mom: He’s…what do you call it? In Chinese we call him a 花瓶. Only for decoration! 😀

[ my mom called Chris Pine a “hua ping,” aka a flower vase 😂 ]