what do they eat in france


-wrote in all caps in his letters when he was excited

-slept under a tree with Washington after the battle of Monmouth, both enveloped in Washington’s cape

-basically saved the life of the Queen by kissing her hand

-re-gifted a fucking aligator to President John Quincy Adams cause he didn’t know what the fuck to do with it

-wanted to go kill the Beast of Gévaudan (some big scary people-eating wolf that scared the shit out of the french at the time) by himself at like 6 years old

-called both Jefferson and Washington on their bullshit, telling them to free all their slaves… neither listened

-actually bought an entire island full of slaves with his wife Adrienne and freed them all, gave them money for the work they did, gave them education

-last letter he wrote before his death was about freeing slaves and how sad he was that France was taking so long to give people of colour the same rights than white people

-died holding a picture of his dead-wife to his heart

-cried with Jefferson when they met for the first time in years after both American and French revolutions

-continued to fight and got back on his horse when he was shot in the leg during his first battle

-called his only son “George Washington de Lafayette”

-was socially awkward af, especially when he was young

-a ginger

-left France to go fight for America when the King, his step family, and basically the whole court told him “no”

-had to sneak out of France

-sources differ, but probably left disguised as a woman so no one would recognised him

-gave the biggest symbol of French Revolution  (the key of the just-destroyed Bastille, a prison where the enemies of the King and Kingdom were imprisoned) to Washington


-told Washington he was his lost father

-tripped when dancing with the Queen of France and never heard the end of it

-had “sleepovers” on the grass with John Laurens and Alexander Hamilton where they talked about politic

-threw himself in front of a loaded cannon ready to shoot to try to stop an event of the french Revolution to become too bloody

-at some point, pretty much everyone in France wanted him dead

-slept through two of the biggest events of the french Revolution lol

-gave money and helped a lot of poor farmers in need

-fought for other religions than his and the King’s own to be respected and have the same rights (specifically fought for Protestant and Jewish people)

-fought against death penalties

-brought back some dirt from America and told his son to put it on top of his grave when he dies

-redecorated his whole house in France just like American’s homes

-actually told people he was American

-altogether had a slight obsessing problem with America

-had his own room at Washington’s home

-had a ring with Washington’s hair in it

-was one of the richest man in France at the age of 12 because his whole family had basically died at that point

-changed back his family motto to “Why not?”

-was only 19 when he left for America

-was detained in horrible conditions in prison for 5 years (2 of which with his wife and daughters)

-refused the hell out of several powerful positions in politic and in the army because he didn’t found these to be close enough to his ideals of freedom and shit

Hetalia as spongebob quotes
  • Germany: It took three days to make that potato salad! Three days!
  • Italy: I'll have you know, I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden and I only cried for 20 minutes
  • Japan: Can I be excused for the rest of my life?
  • England: Goodbye everyone I'll remember you all the therapy.
  • America: oh boy 3 am! *eats hamburger*
  • France: I got it! Let's get naked!
  • Russia: Do instruments of torture count?
  • China: Don't touch me I'm sterile!
  • Prussia: Now I'm a jerk and everyone loves me!
  • Denmark: My leg!
  • Sweden: FINLAND!!!
  • Iceland: Excuse me, sir, I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you...
  • Finland: What could be better than serving up smiles?
  • Norway: Being dead.
  • Greece: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma...
  • Holy Roman Empire: Hey! Who put a bowl of onions here?!
things from tyler’s instagram livestream
  • tyler can’t eat raw fish
  • tyler is mark’s creative director, not his manager.
  • tyler coached football and water polo
  • tyler did competitive swimming for one year
  • tyler wants to travel to germany to visit some of his family members (also to france!!)
  • tyler’s favorite movie is “the rookie” because of how inspiring it is to him
  • he will talk about what happened in hawaii soon and when he feels like it. do not pester him about it please!!
  • tyler’s first car color was forest green
  • tyler considers him to be a very poetic and rhythmic writer
  • tyler loves horses and horse-related activities, such as horseback riding and going on trails with them
  • tyler lived in colorado for two years
  • tyler loves roller coasters but gets nauseous 
  • his overall goal in life is to be a light for others and inspire
  • tyler’s fave disney movie growing up was “fox and the hound”
  • tyler has been binge watching “supergirl” lately
  • tyler is an ally of the lgbt+ community
  • he occasionally draws and is confident in sketching but not painting
  • tyler doesn’t like to watch horror movies
  • tyler believes in ghosts
  • both of tyler’s kidneys failed in sophomore year of college
  • he ended the stream with a smile always and told people to spam the chat with positivity

i also had to witness tyler cry on stream because he thought of a family friend’s passing and i just??? want to hug him and protect him

Humans are weird - inter-species behavior

So I read through a lot of Humans are weird posts, but while there are a lot about our pets and stuff, there is one I have not seen yet, namely how when you raise kids with animals, the kids will adapt certain behaviors from the animals. There has been a study where a researcher tried raising an chimpanzee as human alongside his son but stopped because his son started behaving more like a chimpanzee, but the same happens with cats and dogs too! Personally, I’ve been raised alongside cats for as long as I can remember and as an introvert spend more time with her than other people. And I’m in college, but even now, when someone attacks me or does something I really don’t like (tickling and the like) my first instinct is not to tell them to stop, but to hiss, and my first instinct of defense is not hitting, though that too, but scratching and when people try to get their hand in my face also biting. My sister bit a dog once that tried to bite her because we had one when she was in her impressionable stage, which sadly died shortly before mine. And I’m really curious how aliens would react to that, like, one of their crewmates starting to tickle another and the second one is just starting to imitate aggressive sounds from one of their various pet species, or even in a more serious situation, like being attacked by a predator on another world they are currently exploring.

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Rhakesh was a little nervous. It had been only a few years since humans made first contact and they had rapidly integrated into the United Galaxies. They were brilliant engineers, had a staggering amount of cultures as a side-effect of actively preserving it and even now maintaining separate countries that just made democratic decisions in the Human Senate, and were, in general, extremely baffling to the galactic community.

Baffling, like the facts that they often did crazy stuff due to bonding. Xe had heard horror stories of humans taping knifes to cleaning units or bringing predators thrice the size of xir own species on boards as pets, though humans were easily twice the size of xir species. As such, xe was rather thankful xir own crewmember, scientist and explorer Human-Katharina merely chose one of her homeworld’s - Terra, xe remembered her calling it - animals as pet, some rather small predator proving itself useful when it caught some of the rodents that had sneaked on board on the last planet they visited to map it out, which Human-Katharina had called a cat and claimed to have had at least one at all times in her life. Human-John, their engineer human, called her a crazy cat lady as a joke, and they had multiple discussions about the superiority of either cats or dogs, which she claimed to like and have had two, most in good fun as both had either pet at some time in their lives.

However, as much as xe trusted in Human-Katharina’s abilities to handle the small predators - Human-John had coughed and laughed as he said it, reminding xir that Human-Katharina had owned both a German Shepherd and a Doberman-Hovawart mixed breed, though xe did not understand what that had to do with xir sentence - the world they were about to land on and map was known to have predators as big as one and a half of xir species, and the biggest member of the exploration crew was in fact Human-Katharina, so xe was sure that should they run into the beast, very few of xir team would come back to live the tale, and as much as Human-John claimed that Human-Katharina was far from defenseless, she did look rather frail compared to him, being about a head smaller and thus being likely a promising target for the beast. Human-John had then muttered something about compressed rage, but as Human-Katharina was a rather cheery and kind person, Rhakesh was not sure what to make of such a comment.

“Captain, are you ready?” Xe looked up at the soft, oddly melodic voice of Human-Katharina bringing xe back from xir thoughts, nodding slightly and looking over the control panels one last time, to make sure everything was in order. Then, xe too left the control room to join xir team at the exit ramp. Hopefully everything would go well and they would not run into the beast.

Xe knew of the human saying of jinxing something, but xe had not thought it to be so prophetic. At least, not before xe was frozen in fear, staring at the huge beast slowly prowling towards their team. Some of the other species were already making sounds of distress, while she just had furrowed her brows, due to the oxygen-rich atmosphere being one of the few able to forgo the helmet the others had to wear, and even the slight filters she and Human-John had to wear on the ship so as to not breathe in some of the gases they needed to breath. As such, xe had a very clear visual of her slightly calculating looks, hushing over the assembled team and back to the beast. Just as it was about to ready itself for the attack - and Rhakesh realized with horror it was aiming at xe - she quickly put herself in between them and the rest of the team, causing some startled sounds. The beast, going up to her chest, growled, a deep, absolutely unsettling sound. Xe knew no other being who could anything as threatening - at least, until Human-Katharina opened her own mouth and…


Never before had xe heard a sound like that come from either human on the ship, nor heard stories about it, so it startled xe just as much as it did the others. Xe knew the sound, the pet - cat, xe reminded xir - occasionally making the same noise when someone almost stepped on it or it generally thought anything to be dangerous, even once hissing at some from the command who tried to threaten Human-Katharina as not every species was all that accepting of humans. However, from the cat, it sounded softer, the sound coming from Human-Katharina however sounded much more threatening than that - a little deeper, but with much more fury in it. Enough so to even startle the predator, before it caught itself and instead attacked Human-Katherina, causing startled and panicked shouts from the rest of the group who had used the time to inch away from both predator and crewmate. Even Rhakesh had known better than staying so close to two fighting predators, as xe was now very unpleasantly and instinctively reminded that that was what humans were - predators who were fierce enough to domesticate their own former predators - into dogs, xe remembered with a little fear. Human-Katharina had held two domesticated highly dangerous animals as pets before, and Human-John had said that anything with Doberman mixed in it was said to be especially aggressive, and xe had disregarded it but-

The beast’s pained yowling was what tore xe from xir thoughts the second time that day. It had jumped away from Human-Katharina, with… blood coming from five deep slashes on it’s snout. Slashes caused undoubtedly from Human-Katharina’s fingernails, as those of her right hand dripped with it, and human blood was red. She had… countered it’s attack?

“Captain Rhakesh!”

Xe almost whirled around, having heard Human-John’s shout. Someone had managed to connect to the ship, someone who was not as frozen in fear and entranced by the fight of the two apex predators - one native, one not but instead sentient - in front of them. Of course, the ship would have had to send Human-John, he was the only other person on board not needing a protective suit, of which there were none left. He came to a halt, slightly panting, and as such trapped their group in between predators. Xe didn’t mind all that much, especially as Human-John stared a little at the fight himself. Was this not usual for human, then?

“Damn, I forgot growing up with cats could do that.” He actually chuckled, weaving a way around the group, respectful of their fear-signals. Just as he had circled to the other side, the beast jumped at Human-Katharina again, who hissed in response, and not only slashed at it again with her nails, but when the beast tried to close it’s jaw around her neck evaded it and actually BIT the beast itself! Again, the best yowled, and once it disengaged - and xe was horrified to see the beast’s blood around Human-Katharina’s mouth, the teeth imprints around it’s snout showing clearly she actually bit down hard - yowled again, to which Human-Katharina only answered with a growl and a step towards it, arching her hands so her fingernails - which now remarkably resembled claws - looked just about enough to tear deeply into the beast’s flesh by themselves. The beast too seemed to realize this, whining and rolling on it’s back, presenting it’s throat.

Human-Katharina had just frightened one of the most deadly predators known to the United Galaxies into submission.

Human-John, suddenly laughed, the sound startling not only xe and xir team, but also the predator, who was very quick to disappear, retreating to probably never come back. Human-Katharina did not seem surprised, merely watching until it was out of sight before spitting out the black blood, wiping her mouth and scrunching her nose. “Bah.”


Again, Human-John laughed, confusing xe. “What’cha laughing at?” “Sorry, but… you just frightened a predator almost as big as yourself by imitating a cat.” Her eyebrows rose in confusion. “I mean, yeah I know it’s because you grew up with one, but… really.” “If you have nothing better to do, can you give me the water out of my backpack? I want to get that disgusting taste out of my mouth.” “What does it taste like?” “Escargo.” Xe knew that word. It was a specialty of one of the Human nations, the one named France, and Human-Katharina hated it with a passion after apparently being dragged to a restaurant specializing in things like that by her parents, with that being the least disgusting thing on the menu. She never elaborated what it was, but xe knew she said she had to throw up afterwards, from the taste alone, and barely managed to avoid her parents knowing about that. “Oh, poor thing. Here you go. By the way, you probably want to wipe your hands, you’re freaking them out.”

Now Human-Katharina’s expression grew shocked, before realization crossed it and she hurriedly cleaned her hand with the tissue Human-John gave her, before taking a few swigs of the water bottle and turning to the crew. “Are you alright?” “What… what was that? That wasn’t human standard! It was not in the manual!” One of the others of xir species managed to stammer out, and there was a brief look of embarrassment and shame on her face. “Sorry for startling you like this. And, well… no, it’s a side-effect from growing up with so many cats.” There was a short, awkward laugh. “basically, because she spend more time with her pets than her peers she adopted a few cat mannerisms, like hissing instead of shouting or growling and having no reservations about biting or scratching to defend herself and others when necessary. It happens sometimes, I think there was this scientist who tried raising his son with some… bear, I think? But he gave up when the son adopted mannerisms of the animal instead the other way round. With cats it’s… a little more socially acceptable, because cat behavior is, aside from the scratching and hissing part, not all that different from ours.” “It was a chimpanzee, not a bear, but otherwise he’s right. There’s this… stage at an early age where we are impressionable in what behavior we adopt, and well, I had multiple cats at the time and was mostly homeschooled, so I had more contact with cats than my peers.“

Well. It seems xe now had something to add to the Human guide.

Recap post for Kuroshitsuji theories about ch129/onwards

I’m pretty sure that I haven’t written that much for Kuroshitsuji in a while and I reblogged a lot of great posts too, so here is an organized list of theories about what’s going on with the current arc in my opinion.

Please keep in mind that I (we) could be wrong and that every theory (mine especially) is only valid until we get more canon content next month. This recap post is mainly for people who have trouble keeping up with the amount of different Kuro theories on my blog ever since last week:

General analysis about ch129:

 About the 2CT:

Theories about Lizzie’s situation and what she might do from now on:

Theories about the Undertaker: is he or not the one who brought back the twin?

Again, these are just theories and I consider mine in particular to always have a one month validity (renewable sometimes haha), so always keep in mind that there is a good possibility some of them might not be accurate. Also please try to check this post before asking about the subjects listed above. :3

I might edit this post and add more links in case it makes it easier to search for subjects you want to read about!

Camp food

“Nichole, that’s not how a lady sits” the girl’s mother didn’t even look up from her book. It was as if she could simply feel the bad posture.

Nikki tried her best not to groan and sat straight up.

“Feet flat on the floor.”

She shifted her position so that she was no longer sitting on her feet, and they dangled just above the floor.

“Feet flat ON the floor. If they dangle, you’ll just kick your feet like you always do.”

Nikki scooted a bit forward so that her feet could reach the ground. It was taking everything in her power to not just inhale her meal and run off to go play.

But now there was a new problem, her right leg was shaking.

This wasn’t a new problem for Nikki, she used to claim it meant it was happy, but her mom told her that it was disruptive and needed to stop. She made a conscious effort to try and will her leg to stop, but it kept shaking as if dancing to a song no one else could hear.

Her mother simply looked up. That slight, almost unnoticeable motion was enough to make Nikki freeze in place.

“This is a dinner table, not a jungle gym. You can play when you’re finished Nichole.”

“I’m sorry mom…”

“If you’re sorry then fix it.” Nikki nodded and stepped on her right foot with her left. Her feet weren’t flat on the ground, but at least her leg wasn’t shaking.

She hadn’t even touched her food.

It wasn’t that her mom wasn’t a good cook, she was great, but every dinner was an exercise in remembering how to eat. It took years just to get which utensils go on which side of the plate. Nikki didn’t see the point, nor did she understand why you even needed more than one fork. They’re all forks, and she has two perfectly good hands anyway, no utensils needed.

She’d never actually try that though, at least not with her mom right there.

“Nichole, stop picking.” She froze again, she didn’t even realize she had been picking. Looking down, one of the scabs on her arm was bleeding. It wasn’t an uncommon occurrence, Nikki was always playing with or picking at things, be it loose thread, one of her many bandaids, or the wounds they cover. It got especially bad when she was nervous.

“Hey mom? I’m not really super hungry.”

“Put plastic wrap on it and put it in the fridge, we’ll try again later.” This always happened. She was beginning to forget what warm food tasted like. At least not warm food that hadn’t been microwaved only to go back in the fridge without having a bite taken out of it.


“Camp?” Nikki looked up from the sand box. She wanted to dig for pirate treasure other places but she didn’t get yelled out when she dug here.

“Yes, I was thinking of sending you to a summer camp,” the woman smiled slightly seeing her daughter’s excitement.

“Like outside? In nature?”

“Absolutely. I think it’ll be just what you need.”

“Will it have fun games and adventures?! Can I wrestle bears and befriend wolves and make new friends?”

“You can do… some of those things, yes.”

“Thank-you thank-you THANK-YOU” Nikki jumped up and hugged her mom’s leg. “What’s it’s name? Where’s it at?”

“The sleepy pines. They’re called the flower scouts.”


The first week hazing had been bad, but Nikki took it in stride, initiations were always like this on TV. She was tough though and while these girls were… well girly, Nikki wanted to be their friends more than anything. This was her chance to go to camp and make friends and go on adventures with them. She didn’t want to blow this.

The second week was worse, they stopped being friendly all-together. They started calling her things like “weirdo”, “freak”, “disgusting”, they made it a game to get up and move when she’d try to sit with them. What’s worse, they’d give the same treatment to everyone who tried to be nice to her. It wasn’t long before the whole camp avoided her like a plague. She started to feel like that’s what she actually was.

Why wasn’t she normal? If she was, then her mom wouldn’t be so disappointed in her. If she was, these girls would want to be friend. If she was, then she wouldn’t feel so lonely.

The final straw was something simple. She was sitting alone for dinner, like she always did. She didn’t have to worry about eating a certain way, it’s not like using forty forks like her mom told her would suddenly make everyone give her another chance. The food was delicious too, these camp chefs were apparently hired from France. Still, it felt so lonely.

“Ew, she’s peeling her scabs!” Nikki was brought back from her daydreams by the entire mess hall pointing and staring. Some of them even took out phones to take pictures.

“She’s such a fucking freak!”

“Do you think she eats them?”

“Probably, it’s like she’s not even human.”

“She’s probably not, she’s an ugly rat.”

“Eww, what if she has bugs?”

Nikki felt like a trapped animal, which is exactly what they thought she was. She backed a couple paces away from the table before running out of the cafeteria, tears forming in her eyes.

It didn’t take her long to flag down a counselor and ask to use a phone.

“Hello? Residence of doctor-”


“Nichole? Are you calling from camp?”

“I…” she sniffed, “I wanna go home! I don’t like the flower scouts! They don’t do adventures or even go into the woods! A-and they’re mean and I don’t wanna be a flower scout, I wanna be a Nikki.”

There was a long sigh on the other side, “Are you sure you can’t stick out for a couple months?”

“N-none of them like me, they think I’m we-e-e-eird.” She sobbed, and wiped her nose with her sleeve.

“Sweetie, this wouldn’t happen if you just acted like a lady” Then the realization hit Nikki, she sent her there to try and change her, she wanted her daughter to act like these mean kids.

She took a deep breath and tried to compose herself. “I wanna go home.”

“…are you sure?”

“Mmhm.” She sniffed

“Alright, I’ll be there tomorrow.”

“…okay. I love you.” She was answered with a repeated beeping, indicating her mom had hung up.


The mess hall was… well a mess. Max had convinced Space kid that the astronauts ate toothpaste and now there’s mint scented vomit all over that table. Nerris, having witnessed that, failed her constitution saving throw and lost her lunch as well. Then David, walking in without a care in the world, slipped on it and ate shit.

Max was basking in the situation he created, trying to get a handle on his hysterical laughter. Neil completely lost his appetite and pushed his tray away. Nikki hadn’t really noticed any of it, she was just scarfing down her food, completely spaced out.

Max snapped in front of her, “Nik, are you even seeing this?”

“Huh what? That’s a lotta barf.”

“Not the barf, well yeah the barf, but I meant David. He nearly fucking faceplanted in it!” Max laughed even harder when he noticed how much Neil was gagging. Nikki smiled more.

“Sorry I was out of it,” she said. “I was eating.”

“How can you eat this shit anyway? It’s not even real food.” He’s right, it couldn’t compare to home cooked meal, and especially not something made by professional chefs. But sitting here in perched frog on Lilly pad position, with her right leg shaking away, between her two best friends who, while flawed, love her for who she is and not despite it… she couldn’t ask for a better dinner.

“I dunno, it’s just good.”

“Whatever Nikki.” That’s right, she wasn’t Nichole, she wasn’t a flower scout. She was Nikki, and she was where she belonged.

“What I hate the most...”

Pairing: Steve x Reader

Featuring: the Avengers

Words: 2618

Warning: angst, fights, alcohol and swearing.

Tags: @vashanatasha

Request: requested by Anonymous:

“Can i pls request a steve rogers/avenger!reader where he fell out of love with reader as he currently is in love with someone else so he broke up with her? the avengers had no idea what to do, cant exactly side with one of u as ur both avengers. Upset n drunk, during one of the stark party, reader make a scene as she watch him dancing with the other girl. Left afterward, not in her right mind, one of the avengers goes after her to take care of her. Which one is up to u. Thanks.”

Notes: so it had been ages since I wrote something with the Avengers and I still have some requests about them to do so here it goes! I want to say sorry for taking so long really but I hope you like it!

Originally posted by ohevansmycaptain


You couldn’t believe this was happening. Your relationship seemed perfect. You loved Steve and he acted like he loved you. Apparently, that was it. An act. You didn’t even know how this happened. One day you were planning your next holidays and the next one he was breaking up with you claiming he loved someone else.

“Are you serious?” You asked him as he broke the news to you.

“I’m really sorry (Y/N), I never meant to hurt you, I swear. It just…happened” he said looking down at you with a worried look on his face.

“Have you…been with her?” You asked in a whisper.

He didn’t say anything else. Instead, he looked down, not being able to look into your eyes any longer, feeling guilty for what he had done. But he couldn’t keep on doing this. He knew it would break your heart, which you didn’t deserve, but you didn’t deserve to be cheated on either. So he had to be honest with you and with himself.

“You have” you laughed sadly and looked away, tears coming up to your eyes.

“I’m sorry” he said again.

“If it wasn’t because of your fucking serum I swear I would take your eyes off and kill you Steve” you said looking at him with cold eyes, like you had never looked at him before. “I would throw you out of the window, down the tower and I wouldn’t even be sorry for your death” you added.

You knew those were empty words. It didn’t matter how much he hurt you, you knew you would never be able to do such things to him. You had been training by Natasha so you knew you could be lethal but not to him. Not to Steve Rogers, not even after he broke your heart.

“(Y/N)…” he said taking a step towards you but you took another one back.

“Don’t” you said. “Don’t ever say my name again, Rogers. Don’t ever look at me or…” you sighed and looked down. “I hate you” you whispered before turning around to leave the room.

You didn’t expect to see Tony and Natasha right there, listening to every word you said but you didn’t even care. You walked by their side and went to your room, locking it before punching the wall as hard as you could until your hand hurt.

“That was harsh” Tony told Steve downstairs.

“It had to be done” Steve said taking a seat on the couch with his head in his hands. “I couldn’t keep on lying to her. She didn’t deserve it” he added.

“No, she didn’t” Natasha said with a sigh. “But it’s done. There’s nothing you can do now”, she added.

“I know” Steve gulped.

The first few days after the break up you barely left the room. You just did it to go to the meetings and to take care of the Avengers stuff that you had to do, but once you were finished, you locked yourself in your room. The team tried to talk to you but you wouldn’t talk to anyone so they decided to give you time to heal.

Eventually, you finally came out of your room and joined the team daily activities. The team was happy to see you talking and eating like a normal person again but everything changed when you and Steve crossed paths. He tried to talk to you but all you did was replying with sarcasm or mean remarks. Nobody expected you to be over what happened but your anger wasn’t expected either.

“What do we do?” Wanda asked in a meeting. You were supposed to go to France to help the government with some attacks that had been going on but you didn’t know how to proceed.

“We need someone on the inside to make them believe we can be trusted and they let us now their intentions” Steve said.

“Sounds good” Tony said nodding. “A mole is always helpful but who’s going to do it? These guys are dangerous” he added.

“Rogers should do it. He’s good going behind people back” you said. Steve looked at you as the awkward silent appeared.  

“Will you stop?” He said, obviously having enough of your daily comments.

“Should I?” You said looking at him.

“Yes, you should be professional” he replied.

“Sorry, Mr Perfect, I didn’t mean to take your place and hurt your feelings” you said sarcastic.

Everyone else was quiet, knowing they couldn’t exactly side with any one of you since it would be even worse for the situation. It was something you two had to solve by yourselves.

“Steve can’t do it. His face is too known” Bruce finally said to end the fight before it heated up. “What about Wanda?” He asked.

“I can do it” she shrugged.

“It’s settled then” Tony smiled.

“Good” you said getting up and leaving the room.

The mission was successful as usual even though the communication was a bit harder this time. By the time you got to New York again things didn’t change, not even a bit. The fights between you and Steve were stronger and stronger every day. Eventually, the situation calmed down. You looked like you were forgetting about everything or at least letting it go which everyone in the team thanked you for. Still, you wouldn’t even look at Steve.

“Team!” Tony said coming into the living room. “Party tonight!”

“What?” Peter asked.

“What for?” Clint asked.

“My birthday of course” Tony smirked.

“Your birthday was two months ago” You laughed. “And the party was huge. I think Clint is still hangover about it” you smirked.

“Shut up” Clint laughed.

“So what? I want to celebrate again” Tony shrugged.

“Are you just looking for an excuse to throw a party?” Bruce asked raining an eyebrow.

“Maybe” he shrugged. “You’re all invited of course and you can bring any friends you want” he added before leaving the room. Just Tony.

None of you refused to go. It had been ages since you had a night of fun and you all needed the distraction, the music and the booze. So at 6 p.m. Natasha, Wanda and you locked yourselves in Wanda’s room to get ready. None of you were seeing anyone so you decided you would be sexiest chicks in the room which, thanks to Nat’s outfits, it was an easy task.

“Isn’t it too slutty?” Wanda asked looking in the mirror.

“Sweetie, it’s been months since the last time you got laid. You need slutty” Natasha teased her making you laugh.

“Fuck you” Wanda laughed as well.

Even though you had started to get ready with plenty of time, you still were late to the party as usual but you didn’t care. No one would notice. The moment you stepped into the party you smiled looking around. Tony did know how to throw a party. Immediately, the three of you headed towards the bar to order some drinks and shots.

“Bucky you came!” You exclaimed surprise. The Winter Solder was still adjusting to this new life so he didn’t came to many parties.

“It was about time” he shrugged with a small smile.

“I’m glad you came” you said kissing his cheek.

You had always liked this guy. He was nice even when he didn’t talk much. You couldn’t blame him about it after the hell he had gone through but there he was, getting better day by day. On the other hand, it surprised you not to see Steve. He barely left his friend’s side, being the protector he was, so it surprised you that he wasn’t around.

“(Y/N)!” Natasha called your name. When you looked at her, you saw she was handing you a shot so you took it and poured down your throat. “Atta girl” she laughed.

“I needed that” you laughed as well.

The party went on and on for hours and Steve was still nowhere to be seen which it kind of worried you. Would he be okay? Your doubts disappeared when you were walking around the room and saw him walking down from his room with a blond girl hanging on his arm. Shannon.

He looked around just then and your eyes met his. It was her. You didn’t know until now but it was crystal clear. She was the girl that made your life miserable. With a gulp, you turned around and went to the bar once again. There, you saw Tony with a shot on his hand. Before he could drink, you took it from his hand and poured it down your throat before ordering another one.

“Wow, slow down” Tony laughed but you didn’t listen. In less than a minute you had two more shots. “Hey, what’s wrong?” Tony asked now worried.

“Nothing” you snapped as you ordered another one.

“(Y/N) slow down” Tony said taking the shot from your hand.

“Stark if you don’t give me that I swear I’ll break your arm here and now” you threatened him. He frowned looking at you before sighing and giving it back, watching you drinking it. “I saw her” you finally said. “Steve’s new girlfriend” you added.

“He brought her?” Tony asked and you nodded. “Bastard…” Tony mumbled looking around. It didn’t surprise him but he still couldn’t believe Steve would do that. When he looked back at you, you had another shot in your hand. “What the fuck are you doing?”

“You’re no one to tell me to stop, playboy” you snapped before ordering a drink and walking away with it. Tony watched you as he sighed worried.

“This is not good” he sighed.

You had never drank so much in one night but you couldn’t stop. It hurt so much seeing him dancing with her. You really thought you were over him? Stupid, you told yourself as you ordered what could be your 8th drink of the night. You knew you were completely drunk, you couldn’t even see properly, everything was a blur and the room was spinning. So what?

As you ordered another one, you looked to your side just to see Steve and that girl talking a few feet away from you. It had to be a joke.

“Really?” You said loud enough for them to hear you. Both of them, turned to look at you.

“Fuck…” Steve mouthed as he saw how drunk you were. “What are you doing?” He asked coming closer to you to stop you from drinking.

“No. What are you doing?” You asked pocking his chest with your finger. “Bringing her here? How you dare?” You frowned.

“You’re drunk” he sighed.

“Like you cared” you laughed.

“I do” he frowned.

“You don’t!” You snapped. “You never did! Otherwise you wouldn’t have cheated on me with that Barbie! All those nights saying how much you loved me… shame of you!” You screamed. Many people was now looking at the scene but you weren’t aware of it. “You’re a liar Steve Rogers. People may see you as a hero but you’re a bastard with no respect for others. Good luck for you Blondie!” You told Shannon. “I hate you Steve” you told him. “And you know what I hate the most? That I still love you” you said before walking away from him.

Everyone had watched the scene but no one said anything. The party just went on except for you. All you did was go to your room, falling a couple of times on the stairs but you finally managed to get to your floor, not even noticing your cheeks were full of tears. You were so focused on getting to your room that you didn’t even notice Bucky following you.

“Hey” he said when you leaned against a wall, not being able to walk anymore.

“Oh! The Winter Soldier” you drunkenly smiled at him. “Always a pleasure” you winked.

“You’re wasted” he said. Before you could say anything, he wrapped his arm under your legs and picked you up, carrying you to your room. “Why did you do this?” He asked when he placed you in your bed.

“Because I’m pathetic” you sadly laughed before you broke into tears. “Because he came with her, he cheated on me and he’s been happy ever since while I’ve been miserable and now he dares to come here and…” you closed your eyes and shook your head which was an awful idea. Everything was spinning. “I need to throw up” you mumbled.

“You need a cold shower” Bucky said picking you up again and quickly going to the bathroom. When he put you on the floor to start the shower, you leaned down on the toilet and started throwing up. “Shit!” He exclaimed, leaning down by your side, putting your hair away and rubbing your back. “It’s okay” he whispered.

“It’s not” you whispered shaking your head.

Bucky didn’t really know what to say to make you feel better. Feelings weren’t his thing so he was afraid of saying the wrong thing. When you had calmed down a little, you got up and let him help you out of the dress you were wearing.

“I’ll be outside, call my name if you need anything alright?” He said. You nodded and walked into the shower as he left the bathroom.

Bucky sat on the bed, looking at the bathroom door with a worried expression. He had been watching you the whole night, drink after drink, seeing you get wasted since the moment you saw Steve with Shannon. How could Steve bring her? Yes, Shannon was really nice but you weren’t ready for the image of the two of them together. When Bucky saw you talking to him, he knew it wasn’t going to end well so when he saw you walking up the stairs he didn’t hesitate to follow, leaving you alone not being an option.

After fifteen minutes the bathroom door opened and you came out, looking sad and tired, with puffy eyes and sadness in your eyes. It broke his heart. You had always been so nice to him since he arrived, even when Tony didn’t even want to look at him you had been there for him, supporting him all the time. It made him want to protect you, make you happy, especially after Steve broke your heart.

He looked at you while you put your pj on and sat on the bed next to him, with a lost expression on your face. Finally, you sighed and looked at Bucky.

“I’m pathetic right?” You asked, much sober now.

“No” he said immediately, grabbing your hand. “You’re hurt. That’s all” he shrugged. “I guess it will take time for you to heal” he added rubbing your hand.

“When I saw them…” you shook your head looking down.

“He shouldn’t have brought her” Bucky said. “Everyone knows you’re still not over him. It was disrespectful” he added. You frowned a little and looked at him.

“Isn’t he your best friend?” You asked.

“He is” Bucky shrugged. “That doesn’t mean I have to agree with him on everything. Being Captain America doesn’t make him perfect, you know?” You smiled a little and looked down at your hands together.

“Thank you Bucks” you finally said. He shrugged again with a small smile.

“It’s okay, I just want you to be okay” he said looking at you.

You looked at him into the eyes to find a warmth you hadn’t seen in a long time. It made you feel protected, like home, good. Maybe you weren’t happy at the moment, you actually had never felt worse, but somehow you knew that you would be able to feel happy again as long as Bucky was there.

anonymous asked:

What motto would the 2ps have?

Life Mottos

2P!America: “Eat pussy not animals”

2P!China: “Support your local drug dealer”

2P!England: “Treat yourself to cake anytime you like because it’s someone’s birthday somewhere

2P!France: “Do what the fuck keeps you happy”

2P!Russia: “Violence is never the answer, you idiots”

2P!Italy: “Always be the most intelligent person in the room”

2P!Germany: “If no one from the future comes to stop you from doing something then how bad of a decision can it really be”

2P!Japan: “Only owe your loyalty to those whom you never had to question theirs”

2P!Canada: “What doesn’t kill you fucks you up mentally”

2P!Romano: “Life’s too short to wear boring clothes”

2P!Austria: “Find a role model and then become them… but better”

2P!Prussia: “Never be afraid to live your life”

Gilbert Beilschmidt Incorrect Quotes

“I miss the times where we could just carry swords.”

“If I could be paid to be annoying, I would be so rich!”

“I’m an early bird and a night owl, which means I don’t sleep.”

“I know I bring home a lot of stray pets, but we really need to keep this one, okay?”

“It’s just that time of year when everyone is an idiot…Yes, Ludwig, that includes me, weren’t you listening?”

“My sexuality? Anyone with a sense of humor!”

“Okay…I think I got it, but just in case…Tell me the whole thing again, I wasn’t listening.”

“Screw you, I’m hilarious!”

“You know, war was glorious until France and England fucked it up!”

“I’m just too tough to cry!…Yesterday doesn’t count! The prevent-animal-abuse-please-donate commercials are SUPPOSED to make you cry!”

“I am at peace with my past, and with the fact that I will fuck up again.”

“I forget what I’m forgetting!”

“Hey, guys, remember that one time when I shot Ivan in the chest? Haha, good times!”

“I love everything soft and cuddly. My dog, my bird, Matthew’s bear…Matthew.

“My your humor be dark, and your day be bright!”

“Wait, what was I talking about?”

“My hobbies include: Volunteering at animal shelters, having lunch with my Brother, playing the flute, and pranking France with Arthur.”

“Yeah, I’m an asshole, but I’m your asshole…That came out wrong.”

“What a time to be alive. Do you know what we have? Sunscreen! Do you know what I am? Albino! I’m sure you can imagine the blessing sunscreen is to me.”

“I came. I saw. I made it awkward.”

“I’m sorry, I was thinking about my parakeet, did you say something?”

“Wow, what a tangent! Where was I going with this? I had a point!”

“I’m not being dramatic!…Okay, maybe a little…”

“Weather or not I eat chocolate is the only shred of control I have in my life, so, dammit, I am eating chocolate!”

“Life’s a joke, so have fun!”

You have no idea the kind of bitches these people are. They make me vomit. They are so damn “intelectual” and rotten that I can’t stand them any more. It is really too much for my character- I rather sit and sell tortillas, than to have any thing to do with those “Artistic” bitches of Paris. They sit for hours on the “cafés” warming their precious behinds, and talk without stopping about “culture” “art” “revolution” and so on and so forth, thinking themselves the gods of the world, dreaming the most fantastic nonsense, and poisoning the air with theories and theories that never come true. Next morning they don’t have anything to eat in their house because none of them work and they live as parasites of the bunch of rich bitches who admire their “genius” of “Artists”, Shit and only shit is what they are.
—  Frida Kahlo, Paris, France letter to Nickolas Muray, New York, N.Y., 1939 Feb. 16
Don’t You Remember (Part 2) – Harry Styles

Thank you to those who requested for a second part! I truly appreciate the responses that I got from the first part and I hope you guys enjoy this one as well!

Summary: Going through a rough patch with Harry actually resulted in something you didn’t expect.

Part 1

When was the last time you thought of me?

Or have you completely erased me from your memory?

I often think about where I went wrong

The more I do, the less I know

It’s been about two weeks since you came home to no Harry. You’ve been trying constantly ever since to try to get a hold of him.

“Harry where are you?”

“Harry can you text me back please? Or answer your phone for fuck’s sake”

“I don’t care about fighting anymore can you at least tell me if you’re okay?”

“I can’t believe you’re actually doing this right now and ignoring me.”

You left him endless texts and voicemails but all of them were unanswered. You hated not knowing anything.

The one thing you do know is that he has already left for tour. Tonight was actually his first show in the European leg of his tour. You thought back to the previous fight you had with him that happened around the time you noticed him being quiet and distant.

He was upset because you couldn’t come with him to this leg of his tour. Throughout your whole relationship you’ve always managed to travel with him to go to at least a couple of his shows, if not the entire tour. But as you got promoted to higher positions in your job it became more difficult to find more free time.

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  • France: everyone look! I made a new element, it's amazing, oui?
  • England: what? You created it??
  • France: I was experimenting with a couple of elements a few days ago and discovered an entirely new molecular structure!
  • China: ...can we cook it?
  • America: can we eat it?
  • Russia: can we play with it?
  • England: it's not magic, so it's lame.
  • France: why do I even bother telling you guys anything...
Hetalia quotes based off of what my brother said

Italy: “What do you mean you can’t eat pasta?”

Romano: “I’m glad your father beat you instead of cancer”

Germany: *watches scene where Germany had to laugh as an American* “What the fuck”

Prussia: “He’s not dead” “are you sure about that” “He’s too awesome to die”

Japan: “I’m going to buy this katana as a birthday present and nobody is gonna stop me”

America: “We’re going to lower our consumption of fast food. But we’re still going to Chick-fil-A”

England: “yum… the taste of too much water and too little leaves”

France: “Masturbation Preparation”

Russia: “Friends? What friends?”

China: “I think we ordered too much Chinese food. And we can’t box this.”

Spain: “I have an unhealthy habit of not finishing work. Especially anime.”

experiences that in my opinion are a good summary of silicon valley life:

  • pro-life protesters hanging out around my school with extremely gory signs. none of the students seemed to be grossed out and there were zero complaints filed about the huge gory signs next to school. the protestors left because nobody was paying attention to them
  • I once took a trial run of a SAT essay writing class. The class consisted of me and a 4th grader. Teacher spent the whole time helping the poor kid figure out how to structure paragraphs. I don’t blame him but I didn’t take more classes there
  • I was taking a practice ACT at a (mostly white) prep center when someone sneezed. I am so unaccustomed to people saying “bless you” that when everyone said it I nearly jumped out of my seat
  • inspirational quotes carved into the bathroom tiles at the school I took my ACT at because they have a problem with kids killing themselves on the nearby train tracks
  • I wrote an article about Macs vs. PC in my middle school newspaper and decided that PCs are better. A kid ran up to me later that week, asked me if I was the author, and said “I hate you” and then dashed off
  • Brown admissions interviewers holding their interviews in a brand-new fully furnished yet abandoned office and showing us a stream of a SpaceX launch while we were waiting
  • robots at the mall. just…..robots at the mall
  • most of the east asian families I know still take off their shoes indoors, but they take their shoes with them instead of leaving them outside. this is because robbers like targeting asian houses, because we have money and no guns
  • running into classmates in labs over winter break because everyone and their mother is an intern at Stanford Medical School
  • I chatted with a white girl I met at summer camp after she told me she was from San Jose. I told her I was from Cupertino and she immediately said her neighborhood was “ghetto af” and faked a posh British accent and went “oh look I’m from Cupertino I work at Apple and I will go to Yale”
  • chinese boys doing shit like spending the summer in France as a farmer in order to ~*distinguish themselves*~ from the guys who play League and made USAMO in 7th grade
  • a guy on my Science Olympiad team eating his buzzer

anonymous asked:

If you could read the 2p's minds what would you see?

2p!America: Porn, Weed, Depressing thoughts on how his existence doesn’t matter, and insults about people he hates *cough*Luciano*cough*

2p!Canada: Kuma, Hockey, and Weed

2p!England: Baking ideas or plans for world domination

2p!France: The hooker he met the night before or his grocery list.

2p!China: Porn, Drugs, Questions about his existence

2p!Russia: Probably him insulting everyone for their stupidity

2p!Italy: Sexual fantasies or how boring work is.

2p!Germany: Sex. Sex. Sex. Oh! Kitty! Sex. Video games. Sex. Sex. Sex. What is the meaning of life? Sex.

2p!Prussia: 50 ways to brush a cats fur better

2p!Japan: He’d somehow block the person out. Did he know about this power? How did he find out? How does he do it? The world will never know

2p!Romano: Him meeting Beyoncé or just what he is eating for dinner that night. Maybe some hardcore bondage

2p!Spain: Mixology or the meaning of life.

Reaction #11: He finds out that his s/o is French

SeokJin (Genie):

Jin would be shocked (in a good way of course) and would be interested in finding out more about you. He would love to know more about France, French Cuisine, what you like to eat and what’s it like in France. This boy would ask so many questions! He would also occasionally like to attempt to cook your cuisine so you can feel more at home.

“Woah that’s really cool y/n! What do you like to eat? What’s it like in France?”

(Ahh how cute)

Yoongi (Yeon Ki Min):

Yoongi would also be interested in finding out more about you and would find it really cool. He would find it so cool that you can speak French and when you did he would always say “Ah babe you sound so cool.” Also, when you both have playful banter you can always use speaking in French to your advantage ;)

“Aish y/n I know you’re trying to say I have no swag but I do. You used this so many times already.” As you would continuously joke and say that Yoongi has no swag in your language and pulled out that card when you had playful banter.

 (Does Yoongi have swag? Tune in next week ;) )

Hoseok (J-Dope):

Hoseok would be excited to find out that you are French and, like Jin, would ask you tons of questions about you and France. He would also try to learn your language as well and would ask for you to teach him. Even though it will take a little while it would be funny but fun and endearing in the process. He would be so excited to expand his horizons.

*Conversation between Hobi and Namjoon when he learned how to speak French from you teaching him*

Hobi: Namjoon guess what!! y/n taught me French! Now you’re no longer the only one who knows the most languages.*dances happily*

Namjoon: That’s great Hoseok..but I also know French.

Hoseok: *Stops dancing and looks stares at him blankly*

Namjoon (Monie):

Of course Namjoon would LOVE it because he also is fluent in other languages as well. He would want to find out more about your culture and where you came from. He would adore hearing you speak in your fluent language as well as he would look at you endearingly. He would also be willing to learn more French and would want you to teach him. I’m pretty sure this boy is a fast learner so you would have minimal troubles teaching him French. Plus, in no time you both will be having full conversations in French and he would be so confident about it.

“Babe, can you teach me French? I think it sounds really beautiful.”

(What language WON’T this boy want to know lol)

Jimin (Christian Chim Chim):

Jimin wouldn’t know much about France or French but he would be willing to learn, especially if his s/o was French. It would be like that for any nationality of his s/o as well. Anyway, I feel like whenever Jimin heard you speak French or eating some of your French cuisine he would be interested to give it all a try. You would also offer him to taste some foods and would teach him more about France if he was interested because since he’s more accustomed to Korean culture, it can help you both learn about each other’s cultures equally, you learning about his and him yours. Hey, he might even discover some French foods he’d like and eat it more often. Also, he would do anything to make you feel at home because he knows how important it is to be accustomed to your culture.

*Jimin talking about the food you’re eating* “Hey y/n, can I give that a try? It looks really good.”

(Awww, supportive Jimin)

Taehyung (Jack):

Taehyung would be another to ask tons of questions to his s/o. This boy would be so excited to find out more about you and would love to learn more about your culture and would definitely be game to taste your cuisine. He would also love to hear you speak French and would smile and squeal like an idiot every time you spoke in your native language. He would also ask questions like 

“Babe, what does it mean when you say [Insert a phrase in French here]?”

(Taetae is curious and it’s cute)

Jungkook (Justin Seagull):

Like Jimin, Jungkook wouldn’t know anything about any other culture than Korean. Since you are French, the more you are around him, the more he would he would learn about it and happily adapt to it. He would be interested to learn more about your exotic culture and he finds it really beautiful. Overall, you would teach him more about France and such and he would be so interested to learn more.

“Wow babe, I’m glad I got to find out more about your beautiful culture.”

(Aww kookie)

A/N: Sorry if you didn’t like it, I tried! Also, I do not own these gifs, credit to those who do! Hope you enjoyed!

The Signs As Dad Jokes

Aries: “A little boy threw a pint of milk at me yesterday. How dairy.”

Taurus: “How do you make Holy water? You boil the hell out of it.”

Gemini: “Why did the farmer give the pony a glass of water? It was a little horse.”

Cancer: “Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.”

Leo: “Have you heard about the book Constipation? It hasn’t come out yet.”

Virgo: “Why did the boy eat the snail? Because he didn’t like fast food.”

Libra: “What did the horse say when it tripped? “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up!”“

Scorpio: “What do you call a Mexican that’s lost his car? Carlos.”

Sagittarius: “What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.”

Capricorn: “Did you hear about the couple having sex while camping? It was fucking in tents.”

Aquarius: “How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit” and a horny toad says, “Rub it, rub it.”“

Pisces: "What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty.”

Ratatouille sentence starters

124 starters
feel free to change gender pronouns
‘read-more’ added for length
content warning: alcohol mention

  • “The best food in the world is made in France. The best food in France is made in Paris.”
  • “I, on the other hand, take cooking seriously. And no, I don’t think anyone can do it.”
  • “I think it’s apparent I need to rethink my life a little bit.”
  • “Woah, woah, woah, don’t eat that!”
  • “Now, don’t you feel better, _____? You’ve helped a noble cause.”
  • “It isn’t stealing if no one wants it.”
  • “If no one wants it, why are we stealing it?”
  • “Let’s just say we have different points-of-view.”
  • “If you are what you eat, then I only wanna eat the good stuff.”
  • “Food is fuel. You get picky about what you put in the tank, your engine is gonna die.”
  • “Look, if we’re going to be thieves, why not steal the good stuff in the kitchen, where nothing is poisoned?”
  • “Good food is like music you can taste, color you can smell.”
  • “There is excellence all around you. You need only be aware to stop and savor it.”
  • “Each flavor was totally unique. But combine one flavor with another, and something new was created.”
  • “Come on, you’re good at hiding food. Help me find a good place to put this.”
  • “He doesn’t understand me, but I can be myself around him.”
  • “Why are you walking like that?”
  • “_____, there are possibilities unexplored here. We gotta cook this!”
  • “The key is to keep turning it. Get the smoky flavor nice and even.”
  • “Oh! You gotta taste this!”
  • “You’ve been here a million times?”
  • “You could fill a book, a lot of books, with things _____ doesn’t know. And they have.”
  • “I don’t like secrets.”
  • “It’s like you’re involving me in crime, and I let you. Why do I let you?”
  • “Great cooking is not for the faint of heart. You must be imaginative, strong-hearted.”
  • “And you must not let anyone define your limits because of where you come from.”
  • “Your only limit is your soul.”
  • “If you focus on what you’ve left behind, you will never be able to see what lies ahead.”
  • “A cook makes. A thief takes. You are not a thief.”
  • “Food always come to those who like to cook.”

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lovethydeviousone  asked:

This is a very detailed post and a great way to help people who want to define nations for fanfics. In general the post was extremely great.

Hima: Here’s a series!

Fandom: Great! We Love it! How do the nation’s ages work? Are their opinions affected by their people? Do they have free will? Can they rebel against their government? Or was Francis slaughtered by his people in the Revolution era? Are all siblings biological? If not, what’s the historical difference? Are they a government secret, or celebrities among their people? Do things like homophobia affect their sexuality? Can they die? Can they scar? Can humans hurt them? Do they heal faster than humans? Do Alliances and tensions dictate their friendships? How did Rome die? How are nations born? Why is Prussia alive? Does their sense of duty to their people exceed the curse of an immortal life, or is depression rampant in nations? Do natural disasters and weather affect them? Did Germany know about the camps is WWII, or did his bosses keep it a secret from him? Do their leaders treat them with respect? Are they used as machines for war? Do they have personal lives? Do they get paid for their job, or are they a slave to their government? Do they need to sleep? Eat? Can they get sick? What happens if they get shot in the head, or decapitated? How do you heal from that? Do they die and reanimate? Are they zombies? Are they a part of the Illuminati? Are they aliens? Did they all build the Pyramids together and now laugh at the History Chanel?

Hima: Heres a T.V. show!!!!

(Thank you so much!)