What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little snitch (snail bitch)? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Snake Navy Seals, or Snavy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Snal-Quaeda (snail Al-Quaeda), and I have over 300 confirmed snake kills, or snills. I am trained in snake gorilla, or snorilla, warfare, and I’m the top snake sniper, or sniper, in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another snarget (snail target). I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this snake Earth, or snearth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that snit (snail shit) to me over the snake Internet, or sninternet? Think again, snucker (snail fucker). As we speak I am contacting my secret network of snake spies, or snies, across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, snaggot (snail maggot). The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your snife (snail life). You’re fucking dead, snid (snail kid). I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred snake ways, or snays, and that’s just with my bare snake hands, or snands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire snake arsenal, or snarsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable snass (snail ass) off the face of the continent, you little snit (snail shit). If only you could have known what unholy snake retribution, or snetribution, your little “snever (snail clever)” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking snongue (snail tongue). But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the snake price, or snice, you goddamn snidiot (snail idiot). I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking snake dead, or snead, sniddo (snail kiddo).