what do i name the kid

Day 3 of our kid’s crafting thinger and we are still just a little overwhelmed by the number of kids that come to this. Now, the craft is targeted towards ages 4-7, but I’m pretty certain that they don’t vet the skill level of the project with actual human children because they are almost always too complicated for the kid to do. Guaranteed. 

What is usually easier to do is the little journal that we have them work on while we’re trying to make sure everyone is on the same page. 

Except…

…except…

… some of the journal entry prompts are even difficult for the intended age group since most of them are just starting to learn how to read.

And the prompt for ‘alphabet day’ was to write your name and then write words describing you using the letters of your name. 

Which brings us to Gloria. 

“I don’t know what this means,” says Gloria… who is precocious for a five-year-old. 

“Well, let’s start with writing your name,” I offer helpfully. 

So she writes G-L-O-R-I-A. (That song is going to be stuck in my head for the next week.)

“Okay, so what can you think of that starts with a G?”

“Ummmm…. Gloria!” Oh good, she’s already learned Dadaism. 

“Okay, that’s good. Can you think of another word?”

“Ummm….”

“How about… great?”

“YEAH!” She writes down ‘grate.’ Okay. 

“Now what starts with L?”

“Ummm…”

“We could do… Loveable?”

She writes down ‘love.’ Close enough. She starts filling in the rest of the thing and I think… you know maybe she’s got it. So I start helping the other kids with their projects because pom poms are complicated. 

Her mom comes back and she’s very excited to show off what she did. The first thing she shows off is her journal entry.

“Oh! This is…Gloria, what is this?”

“We were supposed to write our name and write words that describe ourselves!” So Gloria tells us how she wrote her name. 

“Grate Love Opera Rose Igloo Apple.”

Mom is a little confused, but it’s clear that she’s used to this kind of expression. 

“I think you’re the BEST opera rose igloo apple.”

jyushisushi  asked:

I have a question! The boy with glasses from the last Mewberty storyboard video you posted, you know, the one Star grabs while Marco discovers what's going on... What is his name? Do you remember? If not, could you please direct me to someone who does (except Miss Nefcy, since I know she's super busy)? Thank you!

This kid? His name is Timmy.

Sleeping Beauty

Sentence Starter: “She’s behind the sofa.”

Pairing: Rick x Negan

Type: Dabble

Warnings: None, Pure Fluff, Non-ZA, Grimes family 2.0

Rating: G

Notes: This is me procrastinating doing what I’m supposed to be doing, it’s also my first time writing regan/negick whatever their ship name is. PS. Judith is at an age where she can have a relatively comprehensive conversation. This is pretty short. Hope you like it!

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Originally posted by heartfulloffandoms

It was 10.36am and Rick could not believe he had only just woken up, he would have thought the screaming of one of his kids or the neediness of his grown ass boyfriend would have awoken him from his slumber by now. Then he thinks shit, what if something’s happened? He jumps out of bed, straightening his boxes and scratching at his bare chest. He opens his bedroom door and peaks his head out into the hall, investigating the empty corridor. It’s quiet, too quiet in fact. He turns his head to look at Negan’s side table and sees his phone there, Negan wouldn’t ever leave without that darn thing so they’re obviously still here.

He waltzes out the door and tip toes down the staircase, listening for any signs of his family. Running his hands through his greying curls he enters the kitchen, seeing Negan siting at the table reading the newspaper. He stands at the entrance, looking around for any of his children.

“Well look who it fucking is, my sleeping beauty. C’mere.” Negan says, folding the newspaper and placing it on the table.

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I dont want this fucking Arc, I want nothing to do with it. I don’t want any children losing their quirk and losing a sense of who they are because some fucko has a problem with All Might.

I can’t do it, its like the fucking worst we already saw the emotional fucking wreck and turma lily tiger (is that her name? One of the tiger sisters.)

Thats so fucked up, its like guess what that highschool you did all that work to get into. All those choices you had before fuckin gone, you can go to school to be a cop now. Be a hero that way but, your pretty much useless now. From what i’ve seen U.A doesn’t have just a pure quirk-less curriculum. The kid just fucking lost everything.

One time in highshool (I was a senior and my brother was a freshman) This ugly stupid ass kid was picking on my fucking brother and my bro came home crying and I was SOOOOOO FUCKING HEATED i asked my bro what the name of this lil kid is and I stalked him and found his classes and I went to his class and asked him to step out and I went tf off on this lil boy i hurt his feelings so bad he cried THEN I talked to his stupid ass teacher who aint do shit about the situation and i went off on her duck ass too. Anyways moral of story he left my bro alone afterwards

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“Hey, where’s the new Foo Fighters album?”

“Uhh, I saw it around somewhere, hang on a second.”

“Oh Black Sabbath?” the annoying kid scoffed, “do you even like them, or are you just wearing that to look cool?”

“What the fuck is that supposed to mean?”

“You’re a girl, I doubt you really like music like that!” Is this fucking kid for real?

“Shouldn’t you be at school or something?”

“If you’re such a fan , name all their albums!”

“Oh, I’ll name all their albums, alright,” I roared, “right after I kick your scrawny ass from here to Twinbrook, you little shit!“ The annoying kid took off pretty quick, but not before buying that goddamn record because I’m excellent at customer service.

A Short Time Later…

"Fuckkkk I’m so boreddddddd!”

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peony-not-pony  asked:

Imagine the Jdronica kid at a highschool party. Her peers get out an oujia board and their child just sits there humiliated as the ghost of her father scolds her for drinking. Like its just awkward teens spelling out "your mom would be disappointed (insert name here) what the fuck are ya doing?"

Omg he would tho because I bet his dad was an alcoholic and that’s why he didn’t like it like when he said “no drinking in the house (a line the writers FUCKING CUT) he obviously doesn’t like it so yea!

anonymous asked:

I have to share this somewhere & I can't do it under my name for Reasons, but I think the lawblr community would appreciate it, so here goes: I claimed my kids on my taxes this year, as is my right under the IRS guidelines, and my ex went apeshit. Long story short, I got him to back down by saying "this is what I do for a living, you don't want to have this argument with me, you will lose." He admitted I had intimidated him into compliance. JD debt: worth it, just for that :dusts shoulders off:

This is amazing.  Go you.

Here’s Jay to draw your attention.

A little bit of a revelation: I used to prefer movies to TV-shows. But somewhere along the way, I started enjoying TV-shows more and more while movies took a back seat because, like many others, I fall in love with characters and stories behind their names, and even one season of a good TV-show can easily provide you with detailed storylines and character development no movie can afford due to limited screen time. Now, with Chicago PD being the only show I watch religiously at the moment, I think what’s the point of following the show that has about 80 episodes (and counting) if it’s not going to reveal me anything I didn’t know before?

See, it’s obvious from the very first episode of CPD that Voight has a heart of gold. Do you remember that storylines with D’Anthony, the kid Voight saved from Pulpo’s men? We were said straight away that our tough sergeant wasn’t devoid of compassion and kindness. Then we were reminded of it on numerous occasions. Yes, he bends the law, his concept of justice is a false mirror at times, yet he does good. That’s why we are able to love him and feel attached to him despite all the things he’s done. The last scene of 4-18 highlights this side of him but does it really add anything new? On the other hand, Hank didn’t get any storyline this season. Not even an episode. Just think about it – the ultimate lead of the series didn’t get his own storyline. Given the recent news about a former CI who knows some dark secret from Voight’s past and Olmstead’s words about the season finale, my guess is that we’re going to get another Voight-centric cliffhanger. So now they only use Hank as a tool to produce a jaw-dropping effect on the audience? I might be totally wrong on that. That’s just how I feel.

Side note: is there any differentiation between the officers and the detectives within the unit? It looks like each of our detectives has shady past and countless skeletons in the closet while the officers are all nice and sweet and never lost their way.

The same with Erin. While I saw numerous comments how Sophia killed the interrogation scene in which she was talking about her mother, again, I just rolled my eyes at it. Don’t get me wrong, I have no complaints about Sophia’s acting. I’m just curious how many times are we going to hear the same story time and again? And have you noted how Erin’s words about Bunny didn’t have the effect on the girl as she had expected? That was a doubt about SARAH’S family that has ultimately made that girl talk. That’s right, when you are so lost and broken that you are going to return to the father who raped you, you don’t compare yourself with the detective sitting across the table. You only have your own family on your mind. Long story short, I found this little recap of Erin and Bunny’s relationship unnecessary. Apparently, Bunny is going to reappear soon, and the writers felt the need to refresh this storyline for those with short memory. Like we are ever going to forget who Bunny is.

It’s even worse with Jay. While we’re walking in circles in terms of other characters, we are standing glued to the same spot with Jay. I shouldn’t be surprised there was no follow-up on his psychological issues but I am. I guess the logic be damned, right? Here is the thing: an average viewer doesn’t pick up little details and implications. Unless you say it out loud, “Jay still has PTSD”, the audience in general has no clue about it. Just yesterday I had a chat in my native language fandom on this topic. I was trying to explain why Jay left at the end of the previous episode because everybody was like, “Oh, God! Doesn’t he love Erin? Did he leave her for Abby?” “The fact that he left implies he has feelings for his wife,” is the most common reaction. The immediate response to my explanation was, “Are you a shrink? I don’t know what you are talking about, have no idea what PTSD is. Just hope Jay won’t return to his wife.” An average viewer seems to fail to connect the dots and see that some features of Jay’s personality spring from his days in military. So unless there is a proper introduction of Jay’s storyline, we’re always back to square one here.

That’s just my thoughts about the leads after watching just one episode. I don’t even want to engage myself into analyzing the rest. I can’t help but recall that interview of Jesse and Jason when Jason said (and completely embarrassed himself and Jesse) something along these lines, “There is a lot of TV that sucks. Dick Wolf’s stuff doesn’t suck.” So, bad news for you, guys. Yes, it’s a good TV in a way, but there are so many “buts” right now that I definitely can’t say it’s a great TV. Don’t get me wrong. I really love CPD but I don’t enjoy it anymore as much as I used to. Does it make any sense to any of you? It feels like I’m whining a lot here recently but I’m only doing it because I do love this show and want it to become that gem that it used to be.

39 Q’s

I was tagged by my smol bean @beekeeper-cas ily c:

1. ARE YOU NAMED AFTER SOMEONE? 

Nah my parents just heard the name, liked it and BAM


2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? 

The day before yesterday

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?

I am happy when i can at least read it properly


4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?

I’m Vegetarian … also Human … jk, or am I?


5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?

Lmao nah

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

Hell no

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM?

It’s like my second language


8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?

Yees bless


9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?

I would rather set myself on fire, thank you


10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF CEREAL?

chocolate flavoured one but, dude I love nearly every cereal


11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?

lol nah

12. DO YOU THINK YOU’RE A STRONG PERSON?

Mentally or physically? Both is a no

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?

chocolATE

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?

Idk.. face.. clothes.. hair


15. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE PHYSICAL THING YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF?

I can write you a 66 paged book about how much i hate my entire body ( it’s mostly the fact that i can’t gain weight)

16. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING NOW?

Black and I don’t have shoes on rn

17. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?

Swim Down - Moose Blood


18. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?

light yellow green or blue - purple ish


19. FAVORITE SMELL?

Smell of spring and dogs bc oh boi

20. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE TO ON THE PHONE?

My mom

21. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?

Does any kind of dog activity count?

22. HAIR COLOR?

purple….ish atm, naturally blonde


23. EYE COLOR?

brown - greenish

24. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?

Nah

25. FAVORITE FOOD TO EAT?

Probably sandwiches and burgers

26. SCARY MOVIES OR COMEDY?

depends on how scary and what kind of comedy tbh

27. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?

I think Zootopia ( why is it called Zoomania in german i’m?!)

28. WHAT COLOR OF SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?

black like my soul

29. SUMMER OR WINTER?

I hate both, let’s say spring and autumn

30. HUGS OR KISSES?

H U G S i am always uP FOR HUGS

31. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU CURRENTLY READING?

None i’m a loser

32. WHO DO YOU MISS RIGHT NOW?

my best friend bc i haven’t seen her for too long

33. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?

I don’t have one i just use my desk as one, call me hardcore

34. WHAT IS THE LAST TV PROGRAM YOU WATCHED?

Dexter (but on DvD bc i don’t watch TV normally) 

35. WHAT IS THE BEST SOUND?

A happy and excited dog bark or recently i rlly like the birds singing outside


36. ROLLING STONES OR THE BEATLES?

I have no idea wow

37. WHAT IS THE FURTHEST YOU HAVE EVER TRAVELED?

I think.. Mallorca?

38. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?

I can circle my hand 360° round, is that cool yet

39. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?

In a smol hospital in germany


I tag my smols @casdean1967 @justlyria @hellyeahtamara @planetninja @oops-phan @thorlester @sociopath-25 @unicornmish @braveheartdean @smol-space-alien @thecuriouscrusader @caelumsam @autumnwhisp @freckledwings

* feel free to ignore this if u want to c:

One time in grade school, I was sitting around minding my own business, when some other kid walked up to me. I don’t remember anything about this kid– name, gender, anything. I only remember what happened next.

The kid said, “I won a pig.”

I didn’t have any context for this. I didn’t know this kid, and our school was in the city. It’s not like there were any contests going around where the prize was a pig. Not that I knew of, anyway. And if there were, why would it be any of my business? My mind didn’t really know what to do with this information.

So my mind did what it always does when it can’t think of anything else to do. It made a really pitifully horrible pun.

I said, “I TWO a pig.”

And the other kid went along with this, and said, “I three a pig.”

And we kept going, four a pig, five a pig, and so on–

–all the way until the other kid says “I seven a pig,” and I answer, “I eight a pig.”

And then I realize this was all a setup– one of those elaborate grade school jokes where you try to get someone to say something rude or embarrassing like “liquor and rubber buns” or “ICUP.” Yeah, very funny. I ate a pig.

And it wasn’t till years later that I realized how much of a leap of faith this kid took. They walked up to me with NO context and said “I won a pig,” just TRUSTING that I would carry the joke all the way to its natural conclusion.

Did they somehow know my pun-obsessed mind well enough to predict that I would make that specific pun on “won” and “one”? Even though I didn’t have any idea who they were?

Or did they actually forget that you’re supposed to explain the rules of the joke first (“okay, you repeat what I said, but with the next number!”) and did they just happen to get incredibly lucky?

Or maybe they actually freaking won a pig, and were just trying to tell me about it,  and
when I made a pun they just decided to run with it, and it was sheer coincidence that it just accidentally turned into a joke.

I want to find this kid, someday, and ask what the crap was going on. Too bad I have no idea who they were.

IKEA shenanigans
  • #1
  • Person A, lying seductively in bed: honey come join me
  • Person B: if you don't put on your shirt I'm legitimately gonna leave you here
  • #2
  • Person A: I'm gonna choose a random tag and whatever unfathomable word is on it, I'm gonna name our kid that
  • Person B: p l e a s e s t o p
  • #3
  • Person B: you gotta stop crying about all the rooms
  • Person A: *sniffles* mOST OF THEM DONT HAVE A WORLD OUTSIDE THEIR WINDOWS AND ALL THEIR BOOKS ARE IN SWEDISH THATS SO TRAGIC
  • #4
  • Person A: *staring at all the desks*
  • Person B: *walks up to them* what're you doing?
  • Person A: I'm wondering which of them you'd look best pinned aga-
  • Person B: *kicks them in the shin*
good things about the adventure zone

-when griffin scream laughs
-when they’re like “do i need to do a check” and griffin is like “no you’re goo-” and they’re like “i got an 18” and griffin is like “OH SHIT YOU JUST DO IT SO GOOD. ONE HAND NO LEGS.”
-when clint makes a dick joke and they boys are like “EW NO GOD NO” and he’s like “they did it!!!” and the boys are like “YOURE MY DAD”
-when travis tears up about magnus’s backstory and/or love of dogs
-“and then you all died oh nooo well that’s the end see ya everybody- no i’m kidding”
-“you and the box both drink the poison and you’re dead and the box is dead and you’re both dead. bye.”
-“ango”
-garfield
-fuck what’s his name. the coin guy. i love him.

okay, so I’ve seen multiple posts just today that were basically like “haha who ever said adulthood was having your life together and everything figured out, I’m 28 and real life is drowning me as much as it ever was”

and like…the answer to that is…adults. adults said that. generation after generation, the narrative from adults to young people has been, “you are a dumb kid who doesn’t know the world or yourself but I am a Grownup with Life Experience™, and that’s why you’re supposed to do what I tell you, that’s why I don’t need to listen to your thoughts and feelings, that’s why society imagines me as a full human being and you as something that’s going to grow into a full human being.”

there’s a great book all about this that I’ve had a lot of my students read - Childhood and Society, by a sociologist named Nick Lee. Lee argues that the child/adult binary is a socially constructed one, based, like any other such binary, on an imagined idea of clearly oppositional characteristics. specifically, he says that children are imagined as incomplete, unstable (as in their lives and experiences are constantly changing, not as in mentally unstable), and dependent, and adults as complete, stable, and independent. those characteristics don’t match up to reality if you think about them too hard for even a moment - no one is truly independent, adults’ lives aren’t stable, what does judging a human being’s “completeness” even mean - but it doesn’t matter, because our culture is so obsessed with believing in them.

and adults being forced to pretend they’re complete and independent and living stable lives is one of the toxic ways all this plays on people of all ages.

I really hope that seeing my generation talk like this - just flat-out admit that we don’t know what the hell we’re doing any better than we did ten years ago - means we have the potential to break this cycle. but honestly, entering my 30s and having seen so many people my age turn into those adults who act like they have life so well figured out compared to those dumb kids, it doesn’t seem likely. we might be a little better than we could’ve been, but too many of us are going down that tired old road of transitioning from talking about how much smarter we are than our parents to talking about how much smarter we are than our kids, just like every generation does when it hits this age.

I guess what I’m saying is, please, young 20-somethings of today, be better ten years from now than we are.

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Freshuary Day 7 — FRESH MEETS KID!FRESH - What if he met his kid self? Let your imagination run wild…

I’m gonna let you puzzle out the context yourself. However, note: The prompt didn’t say when this meeting happens in the kiddo’s life.


The challenge itself is here.

MommaCQ belongs to @alainaprana

Fresh belongs to @loverofpiggies

(Do I name and tag the rest of the crowd???)

ask me some stuff

I’ve gained a bunch of new followers lately so ask me so send me a number!!!

1. selfie
2. what would you name your future kids?
3. do you miss anyone?
4. what are you looking forward to?
5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?
6. is it hard for you to get over someone?
7. what was your life like last year?
8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?
9. who did you last see in person?
10. are you good at hiding your feelings?
11. are you listening to music right now?
12. what is something you want right now?
13. how do you feel right now?
14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?
15. personality description
16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t?
17. opinion on insecurities.
18. do you miss how things were a year ago?
19. have you ever been to New York?
20. what is your favourite song at the moment?
21. age and birthday?
22. description of crush.
23. fear(s)
24. height
25. role model
26. idol(s)
27. things i hate
28. i’ll love you if…
29. favourite film(s)
30. favourite tv show(s)
31. 3 random facts
32. are your friends mainly girls or guys?
33. something you want to learn
34. most embarrassing moment
35. favourite subject
36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?
37. favourite actor/actress
38. favourite comedian(s)
39. favourite sport(s)
40. favourite memory
41. relationship status
42. favourite book(s)
43. favourite song ever
44. age you get mistaken for
45. how you found out about your idol
46. what my last text message says
47. turn ons
48. turn offs
49. where i want to be right now
50. favourite picture of your idol
51. starsign
52. something i’m talented at
53. 5 things that make me happy
54. something thats worrying me at the moment
55. tumblr friends
56. favourite food(s)
57. favourite animal(s)
58. description of my best friend
59. why i joined tumblr
60. ask me anything you want

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I’m imagining the epilouge but with Neville’s kid instead of Harry’s.
  • Sensibly Named Child: Dad, what if the hat puts me in Slytherin?
  • Neville: Then it means you really are a Slytherin. Do you have any idea how hard I begged to be a Hufflepuff? How hard I argued with the hat against Gryffindor? And you know what, it turns out the hat was right and I pulled the sword out of the hat and killed the snake. It's a magical hat and you're an eleven year old who thinks Axe works to attract girls. You know nothing, listen to the hat.