what do i even say in the caption anymore

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46 Taylor Swift Lyrics For When You Need An Instagram Caption

According to Buzzfeed (who never fails to get it right)

1. I could show you incredible things.
2. People are people and sometimes we change our minds.
3. Nice to meet you, where you been?
4. I hope you remember that today is never too late to be brand-new.
5. Taxi cabs and busy streets that never bring you back to me.
6. Screaming, crying, perfect storms.
7. Darling, I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream.
8. I could dance to this beat forevermore.
9. This is the golden age of something good and right and real.
10. Nothing safe is worth the drive.
11. I got that red lip, classic thing that you like.
12. I make the moves up as I go.
13. When I was drowning, that’s when I could finally breathe.

14. I’m dying to know: Is it killing you like it’s killing me?
15. We play dumb but we know exactly what we’re doing.
16. Because you know I love the players and you love the game.
17. Still all over me like a wine-stained dress I can’t wear anymore.
18. I like the way you’re everything I’ve ever wanted.
19. All I know is we said hello and your eyes looked like coming home.
20. I don’t wanna dance if I’m not dancing with you.
21. Baby, I know places we won’t be found.
22. I know your favorite songs and you tell me about your dreams.
23. You’ll see me in hindsight tangled up in you all night.
24. We found wonderland — you and I got lost in it.

25. The best people in life are free.
26. Long live all the walls we crashed through — all the kingdom lights shined just for me and you.
27. The rest of the world was black and white but we were in screaming color.
28. We’re happy, free, confused, and lonely at the same time.
29. Too busy dancing to get knocked off our feet.
30. Well, I don’t know how it gets better than this.
31. We had this big, wide city all to ourselves.

32. Just because you’re clean don’t mean you don’t miss it.
33. Time won’t fly — it’s like I’m paralyzed by it.
34. I’ve found time can heal most anything.
35. For the first time, what’s past is past.
36. When you’re young you just run, but you come back to what you need.
37. I think when it’s all over, it just comes back in flashes, you know?
38. And I think about summer, all the beautiful times.
39. It’s hard not to find it all a little bittersweet.
40. Wasn’t it beautiful when you believed in everything?

41. My mind forgets to remind me you’re a bad idea.
42. I took your matches before fire could catch me, so don’t look now — I’m shining like fireworks over your sad, empty town.
43. If you come my way, just don’t.
44. You searched the world for something else to make you feel like what we had.
45. Words, how little they mean when you’re a little too late.
46. People like me are gone forever when you say goodbye.

Amy Schumer, My Kween

Since this is too funny to ignore, I’ve got to make a post. Also some people don’t seem to know what I’m talking about in the asks I’m answering, so hopefully this helps. 

So the night of the Grammys, Amy posted this.

We know how Team Swift micromanages everything, and there’s a good chance they weren’t happy this was posted. Or she got fed up with the swifties attacking her.. Either or would probably warrant Amy into wanting to fire back. 

Amy then posted this 2 days later.

As you can see, the first line of both posts are structured the same way. In the thigh gap post she says “Taylor that’s not a thigh gap, this is” and then in the beard post she says “That’s not a beard this is a beard.”

She’s also got a wig on that looks like Taylor’s new hair-do. #beard

She then posted again.

Just about everyone  remembers when Zayn called out Calvin for having dentures, the baby also has a beard (so does Calvin), it looks like a man child (what we call calvin), and he’s somewhat of a dick so the dick on the head fits him. Not to mention he’s a baby on Twitter half the time, and acts childish. Even non-kaylors thought she was referring to Calvin. Also her caption adds a nice touch. 

We may be interpreting it wrong, but I don’t believe in coincidences anymore. Also remember she’s friends with JLaw and Jake so she probably knows things. As do most people in the celebrity world.

So basically, what started off somewhat harmless ended up turning into Amy Schumer saying Taylor has a fake beard.