what do i even call this meme

five word prompts

[inspired by this]

  • “actually… i just miss you.”
  • “alright, i’ll leave you alone.”
  • “and slowly… i was forgotten.”
  • “and then everything just disappears.”
  • “and where do i go?”
  • “anyone could tell from here.”
  • “are you finishing that or…?”
  • “are you stupid or stupid?”
  • “anything, just call me, okay?”
  • “bitch better have my money.”
  • “bro… that’s so… not cool…”
  • “but did you do it?”
  • “call me now. it’s urgent.”
  • "can’t you listen to me?”
  • “cross that. don’t answer that.”
  • “don’t even think about it.”
  • “don’t you dare walk away.”
  • “do it. i dare you.”
  • “did you think i forgot?”
  • “eventually… you just move on.”
  • “even if you still do.”
  • “everything will fall into place.”
  • “fight me, you attractive stranger.”
  • “for once, i need you.”
  • “for once… i was right.”
  • “for once… i was wrong.”
  • “forget i even asked you.”
  • “forget it. you fucking suck.”
  • “fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”
  • “fuck off. i mean it.”
  • “give and take. that’s life.”
  • “great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”
  • “have you lost your mind?”
  • “hello? it’s me. i was-”
  • “hey… that wasn’t so nice.”
  • “here’s a glass of whatever.”
  • “how about a hug, hm?”
  • “how about you make me?”
  • “i haven’t forgot you yet.”
  • “i can’t be around you.”
  • “i don’t need you, really.”
  • “i don’t need this now.”
  • “is this your first time?”
  • “it’s just a cut, really.”
  • “it wasn’t me, i swear!”
  • “i said i love you.”
  • “just don’t fuck it up.”
  • "just… come back alive, okay?”
  • “just make sure you’ve eaten.”
  • “kick his ass for me.”
  • “killed him? wait, what, literally?”
  • “life really sucks. feel better.”
  • “letting go hurts… a lot.”
  • “let me live, will you?”
  • “no, i don’t need you.”
  • “nothing can hurt me now.”
  • “nothing matters anymore to me.”
  • “okay it was me… so?”
  • “people lie all the time.”
  • “pipe the fuck down, asshole.”
  • “please, you can’t die now.”
  • “please don’t leave me alone.”
  • “quiet. they can hear us.”
  • “quick! give me your phone!”
  • “quicker, you freaking piece of-”
  • “quit it or i’ll bite.”
  • “quit staring! they’ll notice us!”
  • "really? do i look stupid?”
  • “real smooth, tripping over air.”
  • “rise and shine, sweet thing.”
  • “rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”
  • “seriously? give me a break.”
  • “so… what are we now?”
  • “so… did you miss me?”
  • “so… can we go eat?”
  • “so… when’s the next flight?”
  • “so… how did everything go?”
  • “sometimes, i wish you died.”
  • “so what? you did it.”
  • “time passes slower without you.”
  • “then what do you suggest?”
  • “the fuck? who are you?”
  • “then you tell me why.”
  • “this is not working out.”
  • “this isn’t what i wanted.”
  • “this is all a fucking disaster.”
  • “when did it all happen?”
  • “who knew you’d be here?”
  • “why do i even bother?”
  • “why do i love you?”
  • “why didn’t you tell me?”
  • “you’re just… so, so stupid.”
  • “you can’t be here now.”
  • “you look like an accident.”
  • “you really need to go.”
  • “you know who to call.”
  • "zero fucks given. next please.”

Howl’s Moving Castle  {Sentence Starters}

  • “A heart’s a heavy burden.”
  • “Lets run! Don’t fight them!”
  • “Hey, hey! We’re busy here!”
  • “Wait! You can’t come up here!”
  • “I don’t care if you’re a monster.”
  • “I just organized things. Nothing’s ruined.”
  • “Your hair looks just like starlight. It’s beautiful.”
  • “I feel terrible, like there’s a weight on my chest.”
  • “It’s so strange. I’ve never felt so peaceful, before.”
  • “That is ancient sorcery… and quite powerful, too.”
  • “Now I’ve got something I want to protect. It’s you.”
  • “I don’t cook! I’m a scary and powerful fire demon!”
  • “I specifically ordered you not to get carried away!”
  • “I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t torment my friend.”
  • “The mark may be gone, but the spell is still there.”
  • “And while you’re at it, make hot water for my bath.”
  • “Don’t be alarmed, but I’m being followed. Act normal.”
  • “I give up. I see not point in living if I can’t be beautiful.”
  • “After the war, they won’t recall they ever were human.”
  • “Here’s another curse for you: may all your bacon burn.”
  • “It looks like your true love is in love with someone else!”
  • “Whatever you don’t want me to clean, better hide it now!”
  • “Knowing you’d be there gave me the courage to show up.”
  • “Yeah, but no one really believes that. Come on, let’s be honest.”
  • “You’re scaring me. I have this weird feeling you’re going to leave.”
  • “Well, the nice thing about being old is you’ve got nothing much to lose.”
  • “You… you sabotaged me! Look! Look at what you’ve done to my hair! Look!”
  • “There you are, sweetheart, sorry I’m late. I was looking everywhere for you.”
  • “They say that the best blaze burns brightest when circumstances are at their worst.”
  • “I know I can be of help to you, even though I’m not pretty and all I’m good at is cleaning.”
  • “He’s calling the spirits of darkness… I saw him do this once before when a girl dumped him.”
ibtimes.co.uk
YouTube's biggest star PewDiePie causes controversy with 'Death to all Jews' video
World's most popular YouTuber lands himself in hot water again.

The performers, who call themselves “funnyguys”, advertise that they will paint any message on their body in exchange for money while dancing in the jungle.

While many choose their own name or a funny message, PewDiePie jokingly asked the pair to display: “DEATH TO ALL JEWS”.

He published the resulting clip, showing them dancing and laughing while holding the antisemitic message above their heads, on his YouTube channel.

While some fans found the clip funny, others said the star had gone too far.

Despite requesting the hateful message to be displayed, and publishing the resulting video, PewDiePie apologised to fans at the end of the video – but still gave the performers a five-star rating.

He said: “I am sorry. I didn’t think they would actually do it. I feel partially responsible. I mean I’ve got to give them five stars for an outstanding experience because at least they did what I asked.”

He added: “I don’t feel good. I don’t feel too proud of this, I’m not gonna lie. I’m not antisemitic, or whatever it’s called, okay so don’t get the wrong idea. It was a funny meme, and I didn’t think it would work, okay. I swear I love jews, I love ‘em.

"I am so sorry. I don’t know what else to say.”

pewdiepie paid some guys actual money to hold up a sign that said “DEATH TO ALL JEWS”, published it, gave them a 5-star rating, and then tried to shrug off any responsibility by saying he didn’t think they would really do it. he even says he only feels “partially” responsible and he’s “not antisemitic” despite the fact that he 1) posted this video so close to a surge in antisemitic hate crimes following trump’s election and 2) posted this video at all.

this isn’t funny, this isn’t satire, it’s gross and hateful shock humor at the expense of people who are already unsafe with the increasingly emboldened neo nazis–i mean, “alt right”. it’s not defensible. stop supporting him.

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My future husband says whaaaaat hahaha :’D

SORRY NOT SORRY, you guys wanted more D.VA and Lucio ship so I DID IT hahaha

This joke was too perfect not be done, I even woke up in the middle of the night and wrote it on my iPad so that I didn’t forget about it the next day LOL

Since this ship is now kinda popular I guess it should have a name. I always called them Frog & Rabbit (like Tiger & Rabbit) but someone on Know Your Meme suggested we call this “Bunnyribbit” and I think it’s kinda cute. What do you think? :)

I hope you like this! :D

Art © Blueem

Overwatch © Blizzard

  • Kenma: *in a crowd and cant find Kuroo* this calls for drastic measures
  • Kenma: *uses his hands as a microphone* KENMA SUCKS
  • Hinata: *from across the street* what the FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY
  • Kenma: what the fuck where did u even come from
RFA As A Friend

So this four am hc was gathering dust in my drafts so Imma post it. IDK  if there’s spoilers read with caution. This is what the RFA would be like as a best friend, told by someone who was half asleep. 

Yoosung

- This kiddo’s gonna try so hard

- Probably yandere as a friend too

- He better be yo BFF in snapchat, make it facebook official, better tag him in your ig bio

- Keeps you awake till the unholy hours of night with games

- Unhealthy influence 3/10 IGN but yknow he tries so hard he can get 8/10

Zen

- He’s still gonna be thirsty AF for compliments

- Whines to you about being single all the time pls shut up 

- That one friend who needs to judge all yo potential man/woman

- Lowkey a living student athlete meme

- ZEN SHUT UP ABOUT EATING HEALTHY AND DAILY EXERCISE I CAN ENJOY ONE FUCKING KITKAT 

Jaehee

- The one responsible friend ™

- But pure asf pls protect her from the harsh world

- YOU GOTTA LET HER RELAX SHES ALWAYS SO UPTIGHT

- That one girl who could be gorg if she tried but but prefers going to cafes and reading

- Jk shes gorgeous either way im straight, so why do i love her sm

- TAKE ZENS SELF ESTEEM AND GIVE SOME TO JAEBAE 

Jumin

- Funds everything

- Good listener™

- Doesn’t even know how to mute a call so you know he’s actually listening

- Can you shush about your cat with a victorian (Idk if its victorian lmao) name I want to actually discuss something

- JFC JUMIN IF YOU MENTION CAT WINE ONE MORE TIME ILL POUR THAT BOTTLE OF WINE OVER YOUR EXPENSIVE HAIRDO

Seven

- He’s not Saeyoung. He’s SaeRAN AWAY FROM HIS RESPONSIBILITIES 

- Too many memes 

- Sends you outdated ones just to piss you off

- Does outdated trends to piss you off

- Nearly gets you killed with his crazy driving

- Why do you even stick around him

- SEVEN STOP PLANKING WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU 

V

- Probably used as an escapegoat (scapegoat? scapegoat.)

- Comfort levels are insane

- Takes like five hours for him to get his hair dyed 

- Like his blue hair can’t be natural is he an anime charac- OHHHHH

- You can be his service dog woof woof wait no not like that you pervs

- V there’s a wall– *thunk*   … I warned you. You can’t say anything. I warned you.

Saeran

- Lil moody shiet 

- Hoards candy from those halloween sales

- The kind of guy to buy candy for himself on valentines

- Friend that ignores you 60% of the time

- Not sure if you’re even friends

- SAERAN IF YOU DONT FUCKING TEXT ME BACK IMMA STEAL YO FLAT CHOCOLATE RECTANGLE

A quick lesson in Zaynglish

Put on your Eliza Doolittle hats, I’m about to teach you some Zaynglish.

To really grasp Zaynglish, to really become one with Zehn, you must master the art of knowing when to throw down some random “h”’s. The “h” is your Major Key™.  Just throw that shit down like a vowel and don’t even worry about it: 

“Ahm in ah coohl bohybend”

“Muh mum bought meh deese boxehs”

Sometimes you’ll need to make the judgement call to use “u” instead of “a” or “o”. You’ll know what to do.  Just put on some serums, listen to some Drake, find yourself some cat memes, and don’t overthink it:

“Weh’re  yuhng bohys  ahnd we’re ahl guhnna beh cryhin’

“Tehke dem ahff sloah, broh”

“Dis is guhnna beh big tyhme yoh”

“Ah’ll treh buht ah’ll miss yew tuh mooch Leeyum!!”

 And now you should be a Zaynglish master. You’re welcome.

SERIOUS TALK

Hey, it’s Emily here from MEA3Gaming. After reading through the game theory and matpat tag recently, I decided enough was enough and I was going to finally speak what’s on my mind instead of keeping my mouth shut.

When I saw the Gaster video yesterday, I knew the hate (or what you people call ‘Jokes’) to come was inevitable. It broke my heart before I even clicked on the video to watch it as I knew that he was trying to do something he once loved again but it was only going encourage the people who made ‘memes’ or ‘jokes’ of him last time. However, seeing Mat look so helpless and upset just put the icing on the cake for me. I can already see the anons now raising their pitchforks screaming at me to ‘kys’ (real mature by the way) and that he was ‘being a pussy over the fact that people didn’t find his gift the best’. To the people who are saying this, have you even watched the video? Honestly have you? If not or have a hard job understanding it I can post everything he said in a different post and explain each and every sentence if that helps. For the Sans is Ness theory, do I think Sans is Ness? No, of course not, heck mat doesn’t himself! He made it as a joke, to try something new with his favourite games. In the most recent theory Mat even says ‘Did I in anyway think that this was cannon lure to the series, no. Of course not I didn’t think that Sans is actually Ness, but at the end of the day these are theories meant to get you to think about things from a different perspective.’. 

For the Pope video, I was actually extremely proud of Mat. He was asked to give the pope something that represents his community, which is of course games. I’m glad he didn’t just give the pope a flag or something that just have no deep meaning for what he stands for, but something a lot of people within the indie gaming community can relate to. (Before everyone jumps on my back saying ‘It was just a meme!!!’, “Don’t be butt hurt!!!’ just read the rest of the post, even though most of you won’t and will just jump to conclusions like you do with the theories.) For years gamers have been linked to violence (heck as I kid I wasn’t allowed to play any games unless my parents have made sure there was nothing in it) but this game is just a breath of fresh air. Don’t get my wrong I’m not a huge fan of the game in anyway, I understand why people like it its just not for me, but for a lot of people in the undertale community the game are their lives! So why are you all so upset that he gave the pope your favourite game? If someone gave something to the man who I have grown up to loving and being a huge deal within my family, I would be ecstatic. A game no less that breaks the mold of what people stereotypically think of us. But of course some of you find something to gang up on him with. He actually did not talk about game with the pope but rather online bullying, I actually can send you the link if you still don’t believe me or even type out everything he said in a different post from when he spoke to the Pope!

Lastly, the reason why I am so mad about this is the fact that I have experienced bullying, in fact at a young age. I’m not looking for pity, heck it was years ago and I take that experience with me to help others, but I know how crushing it feels. I won’t give details just as it’s personal to me but I was told to grow up and that it was ‘just a joke’. That the names, the taunts, the pushing was just ‘playground banter’, that it was ‘just what happens’ but it’s not. A joke is to make someone laugh, not cry. A joke is to make someone happy, not that they feel like they are useless. So to the people who are still calling it a ‘joke’ just stop for a moment, think about everything you have said and think to yourself what if that was me who was receiving this? What if I woke up everyday to messages saying that I am useless, that I am am unloved. And just grow up and be mature for once, as for people like me who have experienced this first hand, it is something you honestly wouldn’t wish on ANYONE. Sorry it’s so long, I had a lot on my mind and if any of you guys have been bullied or are being bullied, or if you just want to ever talk, you are always welcome to message me.

Emily xx

things preschoolers have told me || sentence starters, part 2
  1. “i’m not a person, i’m a mermaid.”
  2. “i always toot at my house. i toot at my brother and sister.”
  3. “i’m your baby. but i still don’t like your house.”
  4. ‘that must be the policeman’s honky-tonky.”
  5. “i’m gonna eat your butt.”
  6. “do you even cry?”
  7. “i cried yesterday.”
  8. “my mom told me not to skip, but my mom is dead.”
  9. “they made a baby! that’s beautiful.”
  10. “you messed up my whole life.”
  11. “you’re gonna give me a headache.”
  12. “santa’s the very worst guy.”
  13. “you have to kiss me and then we’ll get married.”
  14. “i’m your husband.”
  15. “i’m not your husband anymore.”
  16. “you’re not my best friend anymore.”
  17. “this is not your house!”
  18. “get out.”
  19. “don’t even leave.”
  20. “sorry she’s crazy. she’s my mom.”
  21. “call me daddy.”
  22. “why do we always have to play your games?”
  23. “i never even wanted a brother!”
  24. “sometimes my toots get stuck and i have to push them out.”
  25. “if i was a real princess i’d punch my nose up.”
  26. “pretend we met before.”
  27. “i need a bad guy in here!”
  28. “that’s what police officers do – they shoot people.”
  29. “i have to slap your butt to see if it’s the real you.”
  30. “look at me, i’m naked.”

anonymous asked:

Hello!!i was wondering if you dont mind, could you do a mystic messenger headcannon with mc being super athletic?? Like works out everday, has abs and a super good butt (👌👌) has a ton of workout clothes and running shoes?? thank you so much 😆

Depression’s  kicking me in the ass but mysme makes me happy so.. Hope you like!!

<<requests are open>>

Yoosung

  • A new chatroom has opened: MC HAS GONE MISSING
  • Yoosung awoke to find you gone and promptly went to the chat to share the news
  • Saeyoung freaks out
  • Yoosung freaks out more
  • “OK OK OK Lemme track her!”
  • MC has entered the chatroom
  • “Guys? I’m okay?? Chill”
  • “Geez MC, tell me when you leave! :(“
  • “I mean…I would have…but you were sleeping like a little baby! So cute…”
  • “MC, stop I’m a man”
  • “Don’t worry. I’m coming onto the campus right now”
  • MC has left the chatroom
  • Yoosung tackles you to the floor and peppers you in kisses
  • “whY WOULD YOU LEAVE ME????!!!”
  • “Babe I just went running…You can try it too you know.”
  • “Nooooooo I already exercise!  I surf.
  • The web”

Zen

  • You woke up at your usual 6:00 am and turned over to find Zen gone
  • Shrugging, you assume he just went to go make some coffee or something.
  • You yawn and make your way to your overnight bag, throwing on some workout clothes.
  • “Zen, babe, I’m going out for a bit?’’
  • “Looking for me?”
  • You find him leaning on the table, a smirk plastered on his face and winking
  • “You trying to be cute or something?” you laugh
  • “C’mon MC, we can go work out together. You know what they say, Couples who run together stay together.”
  • Of course you agree.
  • “Spot me, MC.”
  • He was trying to lift like 90 lbs or something
  • “Stop showing off you doof.”

Jaehee

  • She doesn’t really like to go out and explicitly exercise, but she enjoys it because you do
  • BUT, as a couple thing, you guys would go practice martial arts
  • “Jaehee, are you staring at my butt?”
  • “No…?” BLUSHES
  • “It’s okay, it’s all yours babe”
  • BLUSHES X2
  • Would totally be the one under you as you did pushups

Jumin

  • “Jumin, I’m going out for a bit!” you yell, tying your laces
  • “Where are you going? Should a bodyguard go with you?”
  • “Chillll. I’m just going to the gym.”
  • “MC I can’t let you do that. What if there’s a hacker or something? Besides, there’s a gym on the 3rd floor.”
  • “Let me ooout!!”
  • He laughs and hugs you from behind.
  • Fricken parkours out of his grasp and runs out the door with your gym bag
  • “Byeee Jumin! Elizabeth!”
  • This happens like every morning
  • When you come back, you’re all sweaty
  • Jumin’s got a bath ready for you
  • Sometimes you’ll both lay in the tub together and he’ll trace over your abs
  • “MC, what are these lines on your stomach?”
  • “Babe, they’re called abs”

Saeyoung

  • “Oh you think you can work out?!”
  • “YEAH!”’
  • “Do 20 pushups with me on your back”
  • Cue meme w/knife up to cat’s face
  • “What do I get if I win? HUH?”
  • “Uh uh uh….lifetime supply of honey buddha chips!”
  • “I already do get that >:(“
  • …..
  • “Have you been stealing my food, MC?”
  • ….
  • Saeyoung sits on u
  • Damn
  • You do more than 20 thats for sure
  • “WHAAA?”
  • It becomes a competition

V

  • *Accompanies you to the gym*
  • “MC, you’re doin’ great!”
  • You’re like lowkey drowning in the lap pool
  • “You can’t even SEE me!”
  • “Wait I can’t hear you moving?! What happened?”
  • “I’m standing right next to you, babe.”
  • He jumped and smiled softly, handing you a towel
  • “Here, dry off and we can go eat lunch somewhere.”

Saeran

  • Yeah, he really likes it
  • “MC, why do you have like 50 of the same shirt in different colors”
  • “I work out”
  • “Yes I know, but why so many”
  • “Why not? You wear the same sweater every day”
  • “Touche”
  • You guys are OUTDOOR freaks
  • Hiking every weekend
  • Dangerous things, too.
  • You introduced it to him to get more comfortable; breath a little fresh air in

HIYA DEARIES~ this is my permanent starter call! you guys know what these are all about! if not, lemme explain! by LIKING THIS, you give me permission to WRITE YOU STARTERS, SEND YOU MEMES, AND IN GENERAL BUG YOU whenever i can! (and whenever i have the muse for it, naturally.)

this is a GREAT way for new followers to come and interact with me, and an amazing way to stay in touch with my old followers as well! so whether you’re new or old, hit that heart like it’s the blue button meme!! i promise i don’t bite and i look forward to interacting with you all more often~

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the ballad of mona lisa // panic! at the disco

Before someone asks: No, I’m never going to stop doing these stupid text post things

Lance: (runs into the room) I heard someone call my name, does anyone need anything?

Pidge: It was Allura, do you really want to be cleaning the cryopods?

Lance: (while backing away) Me? What- no, I don’t exist what are you talking about? I didn’t even hear anyth-