what do i do with my nights man idk

Texts Between Boyfriends (3?)-- Family Time

Even: isakkk

man of my life

fire in my heart

Isak: ??

Even: what are you doing today after school?

Isak:….you?

Even: that wasn’t funny last week, still not funny

Isak: It’s very funny. i stand by it

Even: 

Originally posted by instalaugh

Isak: An Avengers gif? I thought those movies were below you

(pretentious dick)

Even: :(

anyway what are you doing after school?

Isak: idk it’s your family night isn’t it? so probably lay at home in bed and text you all night

Even: :D come to family night with me. parents are asking if you would

Isak: really? like play board games and shit with your parents and sister?

Even: ja

Isak: ok. cool. but you should know that I kick ass in monopoly

Even?

Even: i just texted your mom and she says you cheat

Isak: since when do you have my mom’s phone number?

Even: when we had dinner with her last week

Fuck teacher keeps looking suspiciously at me. meet you in KB when your classes are done! <3

Isak: ?!?! this conversation is not over?

Even?!

My Nigga Idk What To Do!!!!

Aight so my mans @darkemotion-darksoul-darkskin messaged me for the first time a few nights back. He’s very depressed. Im not the type to put a niggas business outchea but whole time this nigga talkin about smokin himself. On baby, he sent me a picture of himself wit the burner pointed at his top. Now this nigga not replying. G i cant deal wit this. i need yall to do yall tumblr shit & find out where buddy stay & all that. Yall gotta help me out G.

elf-of-eastmond  asked:

((Idk if i sent you this before but)) "HEY RIBBON-HEAD GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!" (Pokeverse)

“Oh my god what do you want?!” Colress slid the door open with his own hand instead of operating it via a panel. Not to mention the agressive tone the usually calm man began with, he looked paler than usual and tired beyond his capacity.
“I had a rough night last night, do you need something that can’t wait until later?!”

ofwrathandreb  asked:

74-82

74. Favourite animal?

  • Cats!

75.What was I doing last night at 12 AM? 

  • Watching We Need to Talk About Kevin.

76. What do I think is Satan’s last name is?

  • Ah fuck idk man. Maybe something to do with love because that shit seems pretty evil to me.

77. What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?

Ohhhh hm. 

  • I Believe in a Thing Called Love- The Darkness. It is like fucking impossible to be in a shit mood after hearing that song.

78. How can you win my heart?

  • I really love to laugh so make me laugh or stimulate my mind or both and I’m all yours. However, I don’t like people that easily so  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

79. What would I want to be written on my tombstone?

  • She didn’t give up.

80. What is my favourite word

  • I suppose it would be fuck because that comes out of my mouth more than anything.😂😂😂

81. My top 5 blogs on tumblr:

82. If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?

  • If you don’t have good intentions for people, fuck off.

Thank you for asking!!!!

tagged by @the-rebel-homeworld-gem

1: Are you named after someone? i like to think i am named after audrey hepburn, but my mom named me after a flight attendant 

2: When is the last time you cried? yesterday night lol

3: Do you like your handwriting? YES my handwriting is like aesthetic goals tm man

4: What is your favorite lunch meat? steak because im /that/ person

5: Do you have kids? no, idk if i want any either

6: If you were another person, would you be friends with you? id think i would think that i too hot to be friends with myself

7: Do you use sarcasm? like casually

8: Do you still have your tonsils? idk tbh???

9: Would you bungee jump? if im with another person yes

10: What is your favourite kind of cereal? rice krispies

11: Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? no lol my feet are too small for that to be necessary

12: Do you think you’re a strong person? honestly? yes.. esp considering all the bullshit i have to put up with

13: What is your favourite ice cream flavor? mint chocolate chip

14: What is the first thing you notice about people? how tall they are and their smile

15: Red or pink? dont ask me this question >< i can’t choose1

16: What is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself? my ass??? like wtf is it?? also my legs

17: What color pants and shoes are you wearing now? im wearing blue jeans and brown boots

18: What was the last thing you ate? this lemon meringue thing 

19: What are you listening to right now? silence, it’s great

20: If you were a crayon, what color would you be? rose gold 

21: Favorite smell? something homey like cinnamon 

22: Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? my qpp, i told her that my phone is working now so we can talk

23: Favorite sport to watch? basketball because my school is  well known for both basketball and nursing and it the basketball players fuck up, that puts more pressure on me to make my school not look like shit

24: Hair color? black

25: Eye color? brown

26: Do you wear contacts? kinda wish i did

27: Favorite food to eat? fried tofu 500%

28: Scary movies or comedy? comedy,  but i like listening to scary storiesf

29: Last movie you watched? probably suicide squad when it was christmas break

30: What color of shirt are you wearing? black with shoulder cutoffs

31: Summer or winter? summer

32: Hugs or kisses? hugs, i like giving kisses but getting kisses makes me super figety and uncomforable and idk why

33: What book are you currently reading? my lab manual for class

34: Who do you miss right now? the stability that i had for a good three days

35: What is on your mouse pad? dont have one and lucy NOOOOOOOOO

36: What is the last TV program you watched? Strut by Oxgen… check it out pleassseee

37: What is the best sound? the beat of a drum

38: Rolling Stones or The Beatles? im not white

39: What is the furthest you have ever traveled? the east side of canada

40: Do you have a special talent? completing an entire sailor moon event in one day because best girl was the prize

41: Where were you born? sj, ca ^^

tagging @plsinsertcoinz @theasteroid-blues @sea-birdie