what do i do with my nights man idk

anonymous asked:

(South Anon !! ) om G yE S !!! PLEASE !! All i can see is genji just going " dill my pickles ! " cause it somehow relates to being happy and ??? all i can see him doing is actually USING THAT PHRASE. Just,,, dill my pickles,,,, mAN !! What would be the prize ( if there was ) for the most weirdest slang??? They don't have to do a certain thing like maybe night duty or something??? Idk you got me stuck on this new little dumb hc of mine thanks my friend

I CAN HEAR IT IN HIS VOICE! ahahaha amazing.
hmmmm…. oohh night duty is good. maybe sometimes winner gets to pick next flick for movie night? hahaha it’s a great headcanon partner *finger guns*

i am still drunk from last night i don’t know what’s going on or if it’ll ever stop n a man just knocked on my door with a slow worm like “is this a slow worm?” and i was like “ye” and he was like “how do i feed it what do i do what if a cat eats it” and i was like idk that’s just life i guess and then was like OH my god there’s the biggest spider over there and he was like ok bye and i was not helpful and i feel like that whole thing was a dream idek who this man was

sequoiawintersnight  asked:

51 questions meme! Square numbers =D



1x1: Zodiac sign

Aries! Funny fact both my sun and moon sign are Aries too!

2x2: Someone you miss

My childhood Friends in china, i think its two years ago since i last saw them 

3x3: What you’re doing tomorrow?

omg im preparing for Doujima this weekend so i will b doing alot of printing and packaging! ;u;

4x4: What your last text message says?


5x5: Do you still talk to your first crush?

NO I LITERALLY STOPPED TALKING TO HIM AFTER I GRADUATED also like, i have no idea where he went after primary school and i have never met him accidentally in public which is kinda weird cos singapore is such a small ass place eventually everyone will meet everyone 

6x6: Something inherited

oh shit idk man, erm, my dad’s chin??? O-O;;;

7x7: Did you have a dream last night?

I THINK SO? i just remembered that it was fluffy, but thats all :’D

[Spoilers] What is the _______'s game-plan with _____? • r/riverdale
What is the Blossom's game-plan with Polly? Call me crazy, but drugging her seriously crossed a line that they haven't yet. When Polly wakes up,...

Just as Paulie’s game plan has always been to find something out (and her remaining there should tell you something), so the Blossoms’ has always been to snatch her babies, SHE knows this, but is so desperate to get justice for her man, she’s willing to do this.

“I’m doing this for my baby” was never about $$$, it was about justice for her baby’s father.

IDK how much the Blossoms are aware of this or noooooo….but for whatever reason they needed to keep her on ice that night (needed to meet with Roscoe for a framing, l’il Satanic Maple Syruping???). Or maybe didn’t want her to leave the property and get away. I also don’t think them drugging her was “crossing a line” for them, at least…..

I’m sure whatever it was, it was ok’d by a physician. Also really, “now they’ll just let her go” because of this? More like they’ll lock her up more tightly or drug her more often!!! And after the babies come, were planning on Paulie “dying in childbirth/falling through the ice” herself. I strongly suspect when Betty questions robe-clad Penny, it’s cause Betty showed up to spring Paulie, tho…..

And we don’t know that Paulie was really asleep—–I still think she’s been pretending to drink those milkshakes…

nateorade-w  asked:

☎, ✿, ø, @, %, ♀

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text.

seriously where r u?? meet me at the cafeteria, NOW!!! 

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.

Females like dominance Nate… And I’m not just talking about acting like a man, you gotta show her that you can control every feeling possible. I totally like that… 

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

Do you ever sometimes think that maybe, you’re not enough? Not just for an individual, but everything surrounding? Never mind… What am I talking about? Forget I said it.

Send “@” for a SCARED text.

Shit, I need your mastermind Nate. I know its 2am but I thought I’d try and get into Holmes’ office to take my file and idk what tf he’s doing but he’s here!! I need you to make a distraction, anything… I’m gonna get thrown in ISO otherwise… Fuck…

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

Do fourteen year olds have abs?

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

It’s just, I may seem so confident and composed and everything but deep down, I’m so insecure. Insecure about what people think of me, whether I’m going to lose him… I don’t even know what to think about myself sometimes, Nate. I really am a nobody… If I went home, nobody would give a fuck about me… 

anonymous asked:

Just wondering... If you know or if any of your followers know what it's like to be intimate as a black girl with an Asian man with natural hair. Idk, I just feel like it would be awkward. Do I do a twist out after sex like I normally would at night? Do I wake up with matted curls? I'm strugglin'

If he can’t respect your twist game then you shouldn’t be giving up the goods.

You better twist that fro and stop playing.

Its early in the morning. I’m laying next to my man butt naked with a scarf on. Under this scarf are six braids. I’m out here looking like felicia from friday. 

pumpkin picking with Calum would include:

  • ‘babe look at all of these!’
  • ‘they have tractor rides, please, can we go?’
  • buying you a hot chocolate when he sees you’re shivering
  • kissing you quickly when you have a little bit of whip cream on your upper lip
  • running away from you when he spots the perfect pumpkin across the way
  • giggling when he hears himself say that
  • insisting on carrying the pumpkin
  • ‘I don’t need a wagon to carry this, babe. I’m a manly man’
  • ‘why do they have the cashiers all the way over there?’
  • buying so many caramel apples
  • buying a bucket full of the mini pumpkins because ‘they’re just so cute babe!’
  • ‘not being able to move his arms once he puts the pumpkin in the car’
  • ‘babe can you drive home?’
  • ‘no, my arms are just fine. I just don’t feel like driving’
  • ‘babe… can you open my door for me’

Halloween/Fall!5SOS blurb night! Tag me in, send in, or request blurbs!

NYCC, in brief

This show, man. This fucking show. Get out your umbrella ‘cause I’m about to drop some NAMES

  • Flew in Tuesday. Did Shipwreck. Cecil Baldwin read aloud my story about bird sex. “He looked at her hungrily, like a french fry on a waterfront pier.” I met Mara Wilson. Took second place to Jon Scalzi. Lost my voice.
  • Wednesday was Batgirl Day/Fraggle Rock Day. Went to Midtown. Too shy to sign comics. Saw Wicked. Cried, was astounded at how beautiful it was. Been listening to that soundtrack weekly for a decade. Amazing.
  • Thursday was NYCC day 1. Retailer breakfast, repping the Valkyries. Not a lot of ladies there, but good breakfast sausage. Interview with CBR. Early to bed, again. Signed so many comics, so happy.
  • Friday was NYCC day 2. Panels with Henson and IDW. Met Gabriel Rodriguez, talking about Edward Scissorhands. Met people at Henson, who were so kind and it was so exciting for me. I waxed on about how much I love what I do and what I tried to do with Fraggle Rock. Saw both projects on giant projectors. So, so cool.
  • Friday night was Brimper party. 200 people (at least) showed up for the Sex Criminals party. So amazing to see the love for Matt and Chip. I felt proud, even though I’m not, like, their moms? IDK. Went to a DC party. That was… surreal. Giant bat-symbol on the wall. Met a ton of my heroes. Tried to be cool. Wasn’t.
  • Saturday was NYCC day 3. Valkyries breakfast was amazing. My first one without Kelly Sue and I had no voice, but man oh man, those things always feel so good and inspiring. My ladies. My heroes. I never know what to say besides “YOU’RE ALL AMAZING.”
  • Also Saturday, I signed with Gabriel Rodriguez and Louise Simonson and Derek Charm. I don’t know what my life is!!! I met Brian K Vaughn (who was amazing to the Valkyries), checking off the second-to-last name in my “comics heroes” checklist. Last is Neil Gaiman. I’ll meet you some day, Neil.
  • Saturday night I had BBQ with friends and was asleep by midnight. Having no voice for 4 days at this point knocked me the F out.
  • Sunday was today. Not much to say! I signed so many books and did sketches and this happened at that was the best way to end the weekend. Oh, I met Dylan Marron! I got a photo with Cecil and Carlos!!!
  • Amazing things I was given by fans: An awesome pair of Sailor Uranus/Neptune earrings, a Catbug plush, some art from kids (!!), tea with Edward Scissorhands drawn on it by BCC buds Kae & June, mini comics and art oh my!
  • Now I drink in an airport and I’m almost home. Thank you friends, thank you BOOM!, thank you IDW, thank you NYCC! I’m going to sleep for a week.
Movie Nights

Request: Can you do a Derek Hale imagine where the reader says “aww you’re so cute” to Derek and he gets all shy and adorable because he is so awkward. Then just make it all cute at then end and smut if you want

author’s note: ayyyeee peoplesss, sure man lol idk whats up with me but whats up with y'all? umm so yeah here’s a derek hale imagine i guess hahah theres a bunch of teen wolf smut requests in the ask box, but like we do more guys lol. anyways, that was my bit of trivia of the day. next smut thang will be posted on thursday, ENJOYYYY! 

“okay guys, let’s get this movie night started!” you announce to the room full of the pack. it was finally saturday night, your favorite day of the week because you got to spend it with the closest friends you had… and derek. man, derek got you all heart eye emoji overload, it was insane. you weren’t really sure how to talk to him because the guy was so damn intimidating! you kinda admired him from afar, kinda like how liam did with kira, except a bit more discreet, maybe. since it was the girls’ turn to decide the movie they watched, they chose a classic. so there all of you were, ready to have the night dedicated to the notebook, when there decided to be no more popcorn left.


“want some help?” you hear derek ask. you look back and nod you head yes, adding your trademark half smile at the end. he ducked his head and followed you into the mccall’s kitchen. once there, it was all awkward scrambling to find more popcorn and a bowl. then there was silence. the both of you waited for the popcorn to begin popping to fill up the quiet noise that seemed to deafen the both of you into awkward silence. to your relief, it began and as soon as it did, derek jumped and turned bright red you giggled, interested to see the ever so intimidating derek to be startled by popcorn popping. 

“aw you’re so cute *insert more awkward giggling” you gave derek a smile, encouraging him to know that it was okay. you watched as he began to smile and look up at you from underneath his impossibly long eyelashes. 

“um thanks, I’m not exactly sure how to respond to that, but thanks” he managed to stutter out. the both of you stood there, unsure of what to do. as the microwave made a ding, you grabbed the popcorn and turned, only to be met with a large bowl. 

“oh!” you stepped back in surprise. now it was your turn to be surprised, derek laughing at your reaction. you smiled in response, delighted at this newfound comfortableness between the two of you. you both walked back into the living room, dimming the lights as you made your way to your seat, only to find that it was stolen by liam, who was sitting next to derek before. you made eye contact with lydia, seeing her acknowledging smile, knowing that was planned. you rolled your eyes, and took a seat on the ground next to derek. he shifted slightly. helping you to get more comfortable and wrapped a blanket around the two of you. 

oh yes. this was definitely going to be a movie night to remember. 

My Nigga Idk What To Do!!!!

Aight so my mans @darkemotion-darksoul-darkskin messaged me for the first time a few nights back. He’s very depressed. Im not the type to put a niggas business outchea but whole time this nigga talkin about smokin himself. On baby, he sent me a picture of himself wit the burner pointed at his top. Now this nigga not replying. G i cant deal wit this. i need yall to do yall tumblr shit & find out where buddy stay & all that. Yall gotta help me out G.

yay questions ~
  • 1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now? - I think I wanna date this one kid but idk man
  • 2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone? - nope
  • 3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care? - I would be happy
  • 4: Do you find it easy to trust others? - nope
  • 5: What were you doing at 11PM last night? - I was at a concert
  • 6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you? - probably my friend B
  • 7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on? - I'd cry and then probably punch the person who cheated on me
  • 8: Are you close with your dad? - nope
  • 9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right? - no :(
  • 10: What are you listening to? - my brother and my friend C talking
  • 11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it? - water
  • 12: Do you like hickeys? - I like them as long as they're not insanely visible because my parents get pissy
  • 13: What time do you go to bed? - depends, mostly around midnight
  • 14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down? - yeah
  • 15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both? - not quite
  • 16: Do you always answer your texts? - yeah I feel bad if I don't
  • 17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for? - no because I haven't gotten over him yet
  • 18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends? - a minute ago
  • 19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them? - yeah, C
  • 20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? - I set my alarm
  • 21: Is anyone else in the room with you? - not anymore but a second ago it was my friend C and my brother
  • 22: Do you believe what goes around comes around? - I don't know really
  • 23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now? - yeah
  • 24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with? - yeah
  • 25: In the past week, have you cried? - yeah I cried ten minutes ago because my mum was being mean
  • 26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing? - light purple
  • 27: Do people ever call you by your last name? - no
  • 28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?- yeah actually
  • 29: Do you have a best friend? - I think so yep
  • 30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed? - it is currently hard, because he's dating someone and they fucking make out and grope right next to me
  • 31: Who was your last call/text message from? - my nana
  • 32: Are you mad at anyone? - yeah
  • 33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you? - yeah everyone I've kissed has been older than me
  • 34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday? - uhh he just turned 16 in october so he'd be 17
  • 35: How many more days until your birthday? - 283
  • 36: Do you have any summer plans yet? - nope
  • 37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex? - yeah
  • 38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now? - yep
  • 39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone? - yeah
  • 40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone? - yeah
  • 41: Do you think age matters in relationships? - not unless it's either illegal or a super huge gap
  • 42: Are you available? - yeah
  • 43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended? - I'm still in high school
  • 44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get? - belly button, I want one sooo bad. And I want a nose piercing
  • 45: Do you believe exes can be friends? - yeah I'm really good friends with an ex now
  • 46: Do you regret anything? - hell yeah
  • 47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now? - going to sleep
  • 48: Did you ever lose a best friend? - yeah
  • 49: Was your last kiss a mistake? - no
  • 50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like? - because he's my best friend and I don't wanna fuck that up like I did last time
  • 51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry? - yeah
  • 52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed? - yeah, but it's weird now. We're trying to work it out
  • 53: What was the last thing you ate? - a rolo
  • 54: Did you get any compliments today? - yeah about my hair
  • 55: Where are you going on your next vacation? - february
  • 56: Do you own anything from other countries? - yeah, I have a bracelet from Afghanistan, a scarf and some jewelry from Spain, a bracelet from France, a scarf and a few shirts from Canada, a hat and dress from Aruba, and a bunch of dresses and shirts from St. Maarten
  • 57: Are most of your friend guys or girls? - most are guys
  • 58: Where have you lived most of your life? - I've lived in America my whole life
  • 59: When was the last time you took a long drive? - earlier tonight we visited my nana which is an hour away
  • 60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle? - no
  • 61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house? - no
  • 62: Who do you text the most? - either J or C
  • 63: What was the last movie you saw? - Star Trek
  • 64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex? - I'm single
  • 65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011? - one
  • 66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you? - no, older
  • 67: Do you curse around your parents? - yeah, everything except for fuck and cunt
  • 68: Are you happy with where you live? - for now
  • 69: Picture of yourself? - nah
  • 70: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships? - monogamous
  • 71: Have you ever been dumped? - yeah
  • 72: What do you most like about making out? - hearing the other person make those little sounds
  • 73: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with? - no
  • 74: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other? - other person
  • 75: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive? - depends on the person and gender. For guys I really like jawbones and eyes. For girls I really like lips and eyes.
  • 76: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed? - C
  • 77: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour? - no
  • 78: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name? - no
  • 79: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face? - C
  • 80: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already? - depends on when and how I'm doing in life
  • 81: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you? - yeah
  • 82: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush? - no
  • 83: Do you miss your last sweetie? - yeah
  • 84: Last time you slow danced with someone? - over the summer
  • 85: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met? - no
  • 86: How can I win your heart? - cuddles
  • 87: What is your astrological sign? - Virgo
  • 88: What were you doing last night at 12 AM? - I was at a concert
  • 89: Do you cook? - yep
  • 90: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication? - um no
  • 91: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship? - yeah
  • 92: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly? - monogamous relationships
  • 93: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest? - pretty eyes... uh I prefer not super skinny people
  • 94: Name four things that you wish you had! - love, happiness, unlimited concert tickets, unlimited hippie clothing
  • 95: Are you a player? - no
  • 96: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day? - no
  • 97: Are you a tease? - not for real
  • 98: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr? - no
  • 99: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone? - yeah
  • 100: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with? - yeah
  • 101: Hugs or Kisses? - both? If I have to choose then hugs
  • 102: Are you too shy to ask someone out? - most of the time
  • 103: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? - generally hair
  • 104: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe? - if I want them too then yes
  • 105: If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it? - no
  • 106: Do you flirt a lot? - yeah
  • 107: Your last kiss? - like two months ago with J
  • 108: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012? - no
  • 109: Have you kissed anyone in the past month? - no
  • 110: If you could kiss anyone who would it be? - C
  • 111: Do you know who you’ll kiss next? - hopefully it's who I want
  • 112: Does someone like you currently? - I think so
  • 113: Do you currently have feelings for anyone? - yeah
  • 114: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings? - serious relationships
  • 115: Ever made out with just a friend? - no
  • 116: Are you happier single or in a relationship? - in a relationship
  • 117: Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it.