what do i do im gonna cry

hidden-daydreamers  asked:

For the family Sheith Au has Lance ever tried being a beauty guru? Like Shiro and Keith allow him to post videos to YouTube and his channel get gets popular?? Like a teen boy who gives good advice and does his makeup and outfits so good??? Lance would probably get overwhelmed knowing this was his thing™ and that people honestly like him

[The Voltron Family] It was no secret in the family that Lance liked using beauty products. He had to get rid or at least hide those pimples one way or another, right? It was Daddy Shiro who, of course, advised him which products would be good to use that could not be harmful to him. He was a doctor after all, it was his thing.

Then his friends noticed how on earth he was taking such good care of his skin. To which he just jokes around “Oh, well, genes. Plus, my Dad’s a doctor and he keeps track of our health. So, he told me to use this product.” His friends told him he should post a video about it on YouTube.

He felt the need to ask permission though from his parents for some reason. They said it was okay as long as it didn’t affect his studies. And that was how he started his channel wherein he gave beauty tips and advises on good combos for outfits. He didn’t expect he’d get a lot of subscribers and receive such kind comments. So he continued.

His recent live video was trending and became the most viewed in less than 5 hours. 

Make Up Time with My Dad
Lancelotofmakeup 
50.4M views - 4 hours ago

“Today, I have a special guest,” Lance said at the start of the video. “I know I don’t usually have a guest but I thought it would be fun to have one. So, anyway. I have two amazing Dads. One’s a neurosurgeon and another is an author.” He paused to smile. “You might have read a book or two of his. One of them will join me for this thing and I’m pretty excited.” He looked away behind the camera and waved over, “C’mon, Daddy Keith. This is your cue.”

breathewithfire: omg he still calls him daddy lol
anthonyly: Y’all no shame. I still call mine daddy too and I’m 19 so stfu

His Dad sat down beside him on couch in the living room. He looked at the camera nervously and made an awkward wave. “Hi.”

sherlyholmes: HOLY SHIT THAT CANT BE YOUR DAD
dragonsbeforemurder: He looks so young??????? Is that normal??????
Danica Wells: He is such a cutie. <3
spideyforlife: I’m having this weird tingly feeling in my nether regions 
keithisthebest: GUYS GUYS THAT’S KEITH SHIROGANE. BEST SELLING AUTHOR OF SO MANY BOOKS. WHAT THE HELL LANCE YOU DIDN’T TELL US YOU’RE A SHIROGANE?! I FEEL BETRAYED. Tell your Daddy i’m a fan!
clarrisemel: Oh wow. I didn’t know he was gay. Love his series!
keithisthebest: He’s ace. He’s been very open about it. Fucking Legend. 

Lance laughed at the live comment section. “Whoa, guys! Calm down! But yes, I’m the son of Keith Shirogane. Sometimes it’s easy to forget he’s known world wide, cause at home he’s just my Dad.” 

BelleDuck: Awwwwwww, does he cook, Lance?
Viva090: He seems like the type to bake Halloween cookies lbr. 

Lance just rolled his eyes fondly. “People, in case you forgot this is a make-up tutorial video. Not a Q&A.” He turned to his Dad and said, “We should get started. First, there’s this BB cream that I use that’s really good.” 

Lance explained to the camera and then turned to his Dad. He opened the tube and squeezed out just a little cream. “Just a small amount and then apply to dry skin—five dots would be fine.” He started putting dots of cream to his Dad’s face as he enumerated them. “Forehead, two cheeks, nose and then lastly, chin. Then gently blend it out.”

“Hmmm,” Keith hummed with his eyes closed as Lance spread the cream all over his face. “This is quite nice. I see why you like this.”

Lance just laughed. “I’m so jealous why you have such nice skin though.” He turned towards the camera and added, “Guys, I’m serious. Daddy Keith literally has like the softest skin I’ve ever touched. Like, a baby’s bum.”

He received a soft slap from his Dad. 

“This rude child,” he opened his eyes just for Lance to see them roll at him. “I’m Asian. It’s kind of our thing. We’re flawless. Head to toe.”

GinaGreed: LMAO Ok but where the lie though HAHAHHAA
Harold Gull: The man knows his facts. 
Jenny Salvador: As an Asian, I can confirm what he said is true. XD

They were about to continue when they got disrupted by Daddy Shiro. He suddenly appeared from behind them to kiss Daddy Keith on the lips, tilting his head backwards for easy access. 

“Morning, love,” Daddy Shiro smiled like a love-struck man.

“Morning,” Daddy Keith returned the smile.

keithisthebest: KDHFJKSDHFKJSDHFKJSDHFKDJSHFDF
Danica Wells: Is that your other Daddy? 
spideyforlife: What the heck did we just witness? Not complaining tho. He just did the spiderman kiss but like couch version 
bootstrapbilldeservedbetter: OH MY GOD <3 <3 <3 <3 
catherine: this is officially my fave live video ever im crying in the club
bringbackemomusic: OK BUT MARRIAGE GOALS?? They are so cute!!!
everythingisbetterrightwhereitswetter: They look so in love. DISGUSTING. 
samuraijack: Everyone’s thinking it so i’m gonna say it: HE IS HOT. Like no offense Lance but wtf do you have two gorgeous dads? WHERE DO I SIGN UP

“Daddy Shiro!” Lance groaned. “We’re doing the live YouTube video today!”

His Dad stepped back, blinking repeatedly. “Oh my god. I’m sorry! Was it today? Did I just ruin your video? I mean, you could edit it, right? Wait, you said live, so you can’t.” He frowned. “I should just leave now before I make it worse.”

Khalisi: No! Daddy Shiro don’t go! Come back!
keithisthebest: DON’T GOOOOO!!
Rica Fillion: Lance, tell your Dad not to go!! He didn’t ruin the video!
samuraijack: He looks so heartbroken. POOR BB. he just wanted to kiss the husband :((((((((((((

Lance just let out a boisterous laugh. “It’s okay, Daddy Shiro. You two are causing such amazing reaction from my viewers. How do you guys do it?”

anonymous asked:

Nyanko-chan! I know others might have said this but I really love your art,your au Flufftale feat. Ccino ((pfff- IloveNightmarexCcinosomuchit'stoocute)) and your wonderful personality. You're such an outstanding talented peep! 💚 I hope you keep doing what you love to do,also I'll be rooting for ya,you wonderful smol cinnamon roll.

OMG WHY YOU ARE ANON , I WANT TO HUG YOU SO MUCH ;u;

thats adorable and sweetttttttt 

i think im gonna cry again , your wonderful fault (〒︿〒)

(btw-ilovethatshiptoo!!)

the different types of “listening to LWYMMD”

  • dancing EVERYWHERE
  • choreographed dancing
  • general shock about the sound change
  • just waiting for the ‘oh, cuz she’s dead’ part
  • “i forgot i was still listening to it but i dont mind”
  • WHY IS SHE MAKING ME DO CARDIO
  • i relate….i must burn their crops. i dont know who they are but i must
  • *sobbiNG* LOOK WHAT THEY MADE HER DO
  • i think i may have broken my neck im gonna relax for a little bit
  • alright let’s go for the background vocals this time!!! 5,6,7,8…!!!!
  • WHY AM I CRYING AGAIN
  • do you think my depression and anxiety know this song was written about them?
  • MOVE THAT COUCH SUSAN THIS IS HOW YOU REALLY GET DOWN TO THIS
  • i would put my whole ass life on the line for taylor swift
  • tHis biTCh iS CRAzYYYYYY
  • (329858135135715 listens later) okay just one more listen
  • i am scared 
  • bless jack antonoff 

hi. hi hello. psa. kristian is 17. thats seven plus ten. hes a CHILD. u gave second place to the most talented beautiful CHILD. do u know what thats gonna do to him? it might fucking ruin him. the same happened when he was on xfactor. always the “youngest and second place”. yall he was CRYING right after eurovision in an interview APOLOGIZING THAT HE COULDNT BRING US FIRST PLACE. he didnt deserve this. he said he wont return to eurovision again because its too much pressure and im heartbroken hes the closest thing we got to a win and im mad goodnight hope ur happy for making my child cry when he was obviously better than portugal in many ways i hope they ket him rest after this he did wonders for our country and im grateful

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MYAY RAFFLE TIME!!!!!AND OH GOSH 800+ FOLLOWERS?! Im just gonna go cry in a corner now ;w;

THERE WILL BE 3 WINNERS!

DO’S!:
-Pokemon
-undertale
-ocs(keep in mind i do have a limit of what kind of oc)
-MLP

DONTS!:
-NSFW
-Humans
-overly complicated characters aka armor wearing characters or the like(That doesnt mean i cant do simple armor tho)
-Any sensitive subjects (i can draw your char crying tho?XD)

RULES!!:

-must be following me!(new followers welcome!!!Dont follow and unfollow if you dont win. Thats just rude and you will be banned from future raffles)
-LIKES DONT COUNT!
-reblog to enter, you get to reblog TWICE tho for better chances(if you reblog more than that, your out of the raffle)

GOOD LUCK!:3

April 15th 5pm central time is when it ends!!!

the signs when angry
  • aries: easily angered and sometimes violent but is only mad for like .2 seconds
  • taurus: acts like it's okay but is actually building up anger overtime
  • gemini: will roast you and you will cry
  • cancer: will roast you but they will cry, also the need for revenge is typical
  • leo: lotta yellin
  • virgo: vry cold and definitely the silent treatment
  • libra: will try to calm themselves down or solve the issue, but is full of rage deep down
  • scorpio: "i know ur drowning right now but im not gonna save u. what do u mean why? do u not remember when on december 14th 2008 at 1:17 PM Mountain Standard Time u stole the cookie from my lunchbox??? lol ya bye"
  • sagittarius: brutally honest when roastin u but is chill 20 minutes later
  • capricorn: dirty looks, silent treatment, just very cold in general
  • aquarius: agitated and annoyed, eventually stops caring
  • pisces: not easily angered, but gets really heated and overly emotional and sometimes violent and self destructive

anonymous asked:

Hi I was wondering if you knew any good vminkook fics? Also as I'm kinda new to bts fanfiction so I was wondering if you could link the most CLASSIC and BEST known bts fanfiction. Lastly (sorry this is long) the best known jikook or vmin please? V kook either I don't mind! Thank you so much!!! 😊

The only vminkook fics I know are the ones on the vminkook tag! Sorry! Also, aside from the Jikook/Vmin/Taekook I’ll rec now you should check out the beautiful compilation the precious admin ange made the other day!

JIKOOK:

#4: witches and kisses by yeoubi [T, 4k]

The Petty Criminal Discount by Kingkiwi [G, 6k]

You’re My Genie, Lamborghini (You’re My Teeny Weeny Meenie) by mindheist [E, 7.8k]

i guess you say (what can make me feel this way) by jungkooks hyung (bangtans_boy) [T, 6k]

underdressed and oversexed by gangbang [E, 24k]

dear diary, holy crap i think i’m in love with park jimin by jungkooks hyung (bangtans_boy) [T, 10k]

Put it on me (and make it dark) by chihiro [E, 10k]

Blow Me Like Your French Horn by ohdizzy [T, 40k]

Drops of Sky by untrueee [T, 6.3k]

listen to my heartbeat (it’s calling you at its own will) by poplolli [T, 30k]

Glass Diamonds by GinForInk [E, 18k]

Him by PinkBTS [M, 35k]

VMIN:

roll with it by conversehigh [T, 6.8k]

let’s get going by gangbang [E, 7.3k]

Jammed by minverse [E, 11k]

all of your sides are good by knth [E, 16k]

I Will Make You Whole by lethallergic [E, 36k]

and when you think of me, am i the best you’ve ever had by causeitsred [E, 12k]

This Confession Note Wasn’t Meant for You by Toshiba19 [T, 21k]

It doesn’t matter who you are, tell me my heart is the same as yours is by cottoncandyboys (mik0rin) [G, 17k]

in my veins by knth [E, 6.3k]

everything feels like a dream (don’t try to disappear) by kaythebest [T, 9k]

Can I Have This Dance? by SevenSoulmates [M, 17k]

4 Times Taehyung Fantasized About Jimin’s Thighs and the 1 Time Fantasy Became Reality by skateboardsound [E, 10k]

here comes the rush (before we touch) by knth [T, 4k]

never shoot to miss by umji [T, 14k]

‘til morning comes, let’s tessellate by maxx [E, 8k]

Shooting Stars and Silver Moons by mucha [E, 20k]

something here feels right (we might both be alive) by jjks [G, 7k]

Once In A Lifetime by SevenSoulmates [M, 34k]

Second Chance by Toshiba19 [T, 13k]

i’m a teepee, i’m a wigwam (calm down, man - you’re two tents) by bazooka [E, 9.4k]

TAEKOOK (wow there’s more?):

Of Photographs and Heated Stares by taekookmusings [E, 8.7k]

i’ll be a man (of you, you, you, babe) by monsterplaza (aesthesiae) [E, 18k]

like a moon (i revolve around you) by nikkumeul [E, 13k]

and i want you (do you want me too?) by wowoashley [E, 6.9k]

Get Me Out Of My Mind (Get You Out Of Those Clothes) by taekookmusings [E, 15k]

my world only has you in it by nikkumeul [E, 28k]

dating for dummies by sugasus [G, 12k]

Will you be my Forever? by flywithtaetae (kimtaehyungs) [M, 15k]

We’ll Find Each Other’s Arms by TaeTea [E, 25k]

Comeback Kids by rix [E, 34k]

your goodbye is my beginning by jhopeg [E, 22k]

kiss kiss, bang bang (series)

Take It With A Swallow by seikou [E, 60k]

Love Makes Quite the Fashion Statement by kimtaehot [M, 5.3k]

Feel it Kicking in by rix [E, 67k]

Infinity On High by Incadence [E, 23k]

Cinnamon Crisp by teatimetaemint [M, 21k]

Riptide by novilunar [E, 12k]

Rich Bitch by mindheist [E, 28k]

iron man has nothing on you by foolishbangtan [T, 6k]

Our Red Scarf (Keep Me Warm) by MirreRover [E, 42k]

night winds by sassyneki [E, 12k]

Some Killer King You Are by lethallergic [E, 55k]

Guys, I’m crying these are all so good im just gonna go kill myself or well cry myself to sleep how did u expect me not to go overboard with the recs these are so many and I HAVENT EVEN RECCED LIKE HALF OF EVERYTHING I LOVE WHAT DO I DO I HAD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THEM DO U KNOW HOW MUCH THAT HURT ME??????? CHOOSING????? BETWEEN MY BABIES?????? MY PRECIOUS PRECIOUS FICS?????? im ded kill me now

-Admin Nana

Boyfriend Jooheon

A/N: thought i would carry on with the monsta x boyfriend!au thing


  • rip me tbh bc jooheonie is my bias wrecker its those dimples man
    oh my god probably the worst honestly but in the best way if that makes sense
  • The worst bc just try and guess what hes gonna do next
  • Aegyo? Scream? Rap? Laugh?
  • Jooheonie feels everything at extreme levels you know he wears his heart on his forehead lmao
  • When hes scared he’ll try and pretend he isnt but you know jooheon he may as well be carrying a fucking neon sign that says i am terrified
  • When hes happy he shines, he smiles with his whole face and he starts radiating positivity and gets loud with excitement, jumping around everywhere, not able to keep his hands off you so you’ll be stuck in his arms always
  • He does chill tho hes not always like that
  • Its just hes a very extroverted person who is full of energy so being loud and hyper is his thing
  • Its always nice when hes calm tho
  • Opens up to u that way telling u his deepest thoughts and secrets
  • Tells u everything bc thats just who he is doesnt want to keep any secrets from u
  • Is a really trusting and loving boyfriend
  • I dont think he would get all that jealous but if he did not the type to get angry
  • Will more than likely casually approach u and whomever is causing him to be jealous and then lowkey drape an arm over u givin u lil kiss
  • And then turning to whoever and introducing himself as ur bf
  • Does it really sly that it doesnt even seem like possesive type behaviour
  • Loves it when u go visit him at the studio bc when he likes to show u what hes working on and will rap lyrics that hes writing to u
  • Hes always inspired by u too which is why he likes to have u there bc he looks at ur face and boom hes written a whole new song
  • Writes about pretty much every aspect of ur relationship that sometimes starship is like,,,,, dude,,,, chill out a lil bit
  • Does not care in the slightest tho lmao continues to write songs about u
  • And if they dont make the album for whatever reason will just give them to u anyway
  • Like happy anniversary baby heres a mini album of songs i made for u they didnt make the monsta x album but u can have them anyway
  • U cried listening to them
  • At some point ur gonna have to fight minhyuk bc hes gonna get all up in ur shit about dating jooheon and proclaim himself king of jooheons affections
  • So just beat his ass bc he probably deserves it tbh but once hes cool with u the two of u become the jooheon protection squad
  • Grouping together to shower jooheon with love and affection bc he deserves it all
  • Although u may have to tell minhyuk to step off sometimes bc thats ur man
  • That makes jooheon laugh and hes standing there like im ur man soz not soz minhyuk
  • Serenades u all the time crying emoji
  • Like the two of u will be cooking dinner at ur place with music playing in the bg and he’ll just start singing to u while ur trying to chop carrots or smthn
  • Is always helpful
  • Helps with cooking, cleaning, laundry, literally anything he just wants to help out
  • Sometimes ur like calm down i got it i know ur tired from 15 hours of dance practice pls rest
  • Really appreciates when u take care of him like that bc sometimes his life is rly overwhelming and its nice when he doesnt have to worry about anything
  • Thats the general theme of monsta x as ur bf tbh
  • Do everyone a favor and poke his dimples
  • Especially when hes got that soft smile on his face when hes kinda tired
  • Poke them it will make him happy
  • Sends u hella selfies while hes away
  • Tells u its so u dont forget what he looks like lmao
  • Im crying im looking at gifs of jooheon for inspiration and its making all soft inside
  • On the the fun stuff smirk emoji
  • Honestly? Probably a sub if ur into that kinda stuff
  • Like yeah he does have his moments when hes being all strict and domineering and stuff but i dont think he will get it if u tell him to be ur dom
  • Will probably tell u to do his laundry bc he just doesnt get it
  • Not all that kinky either i imagine if u try and blindfold him hes just gonna get scared so dont do that its gonna ruin the mood
  • Is a hella giver tho u best bet
  • Always down to eat u out its one of his fave activities
  • Man can rap hella fast so u can bet hes good with his mouth
  • Believes in equality tho so u gotta suck him off too but isnt pushy about it
  • Whines about his boner until u get the message then kinda just lies back and lets u go to town
  • Holds ur hair back so he can see his cock disappear into ur mouth but wont push u to do anything
  • Very vocal about everything
  • Tells u whatever is coming into his head in that moment and makes pretty noises
  • Solid missionary man bc hes soft and likes to be face to face with u when hes fucking u so that he can kiss u whenever he wants
  • Although hes down to let u ride him especially when hes tired
  • The type to put his hands behind his head and just let u fuck urself with his dick
  • Might lend a hand to play with ur clit to help u get off faster if u asked
  • Cuddles afterwards
  • Will gather u up in his arms and just lie there until u both have caught ur breath
  • Hes likes to be a little spoon too okay so let him be a little spoon
  • And run ur fingers through his hair while cuddling him he will love it bc it makes him all sleepy and cute
  • I gotta stop now imma start crying soon i love jooheonie
  • HE MAY BE A HELLA COOL RAPPER BUT HES ACTUALLY FULL OF AEGYO
  • HES SCARED OF EVERYTHING OKAY SO U GOTTA TAKE CARE OF HIM
  • HES A BIG BABY BUT HE LOVES U AND WILL TAKE CARE OF U THE SAME WAY U TAKE CARE OF HIM

Originally posted by kittyminhyuk

Christine and Chloe eventually convince Michael to tell Jeremy how he feels
Michael decides to do it over text since he doesn’t think he could handle doing it in person

Michael: Hey Jeremy can we talk? 
Jeremy: sure whats up
Michael: This is gonna be hard for me to say but
Jeremy: hey its ok take your time
Michel: I have a huge crush on you and I’ve had it for a few years now.  Sorry.
Jeremy: shit im sorry michael but I dont feel the same im sorry
Michael: Oh right yeah sorry dude didn’t mean to make this awkward haha
Jeremy: you ok
Michael: I’m sure I’ll be fine 

Michael’s crying at this point 
Both Chloe and Christine had convinced him to tell Jeremy because they thought he felt the same
But obviously, they were wrong
Of course they were
Why would anyone like Michael
He was annoying
Loud
Stupid
A loser 
A stoner
And to top it all off now he didn’t even have a best friend 

When Michael tells her, Chloe is all ready to fight Jeremy but Michael tells her to let it go
Over time the group splits
With Michael, Brooke, Chloe, Jenna and Christine in one grou[
And Jeremy, Rich and Jake in the other
Over time the two sides of the group lose most contact
Though Chloe and Jake still talk from time to time 

In his second year of college, Jeremy works out that he is definitely bi after a few nights at a club 
In his last year of college, Jeremy realises that he was actually in love with Michael 
But it’s too late to do anything about that 

Chloe invites both sides of the group to her and Brooke’s wedding  
Everyone shows
Except Jeremy
Michael tries not to let it get to him
But it does
He’s just so angry that Jeremy allowed all of this to become so awkward between them
They were meant to be a team
Player 1 and Player 2
Who cares if it’s platonic or romantic?
He just wants his best friend back

Rich and Jake’s wedding? No Jeremy 

When Brooke has her first kid? No Jeremy 

When Jenna gets promoted to head of her newspaper? No Jeremy 

When Michael is half asleep on his sofa with a glass of wine in his hand after looking after Christine Lohst all day? Of course that’s when he shows up 

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK 
Ugh they’re gonna start to shout soon
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Oh hell yeah I’ll open it soon
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
It sucks Chlo left me here alone
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Here in this toddler’s battle zone
CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG
I feel a headache coming up
BANG BANG BANG BANG
Is Chloe ever giving up?
Splash splash splash splash
Throw some water in my face
Now I’m in a better place I open up the door and - 

“JeReMy!" 
"MiChAeL!”
“Wait why are you surprised? This is my house”
“Christine said it was he- oh shit”
“Christine said what?”
“NOTHING”
“You’re a terrible liar Jeremy”
“But she didn’t say ANYTHING”
Michael raises an eyebrow
“Really?”
“Ok fine well she may have told me that this was her new apartment and so I was stopping in to visit her like I usually do”
“…you usually visit Christine?”
“…yeah”
“So are you two…”
“NO NO NO she’s not my type”
“Oh”
“Yeah”
“Why are you still here Jeremy? Christine’s not here.  Unless you wanted lil Christine in which case she’s sleeping in the guest room”
“Right yeah sorry.  I’m bothering you aren’-”
“You’re no-”
“I’ll jus-”
“You don’t ha-”
“By-”
“COME IN FOR A DRINK”
“Uh what?”
“Would you like to come in for a drink?”
“Oh I…”
“You don’t have to Jeremy, it was just an idea”
“No it’s ok I’ll come in”

Michael finds another wine glass
“Red ok?”
“Red’s perfect thanks”

“So Jeremy how’s everything? What are you doing now?" 
“Oh I’m a games developer”
“You don’t look particularly excited about that? That was like your dream job”
“Oh well normally people get really bored when I talk about work”
“Jeremy you’re talking to the guy who was tempted to play apocalypse of the damned with his adopted niece this morning”
Jeremy looks at up that
“Apocalypse of the damned huh? We never did finish it did we?”
“Never too late to continue”
Both of them look at each other and then there’s a quick scramble to the living room

“I don’t know how well it’s gonna work cos I obviously haven’t played it in years" 
“Dude the console doesn’t have a speck of dust don’t lie to me you probably played this yesterday”
“Shut up Mr Games Developer”
“Touché”
The loading screen comes up and it’s just like high school again
Just the two of them
Michael presses start an-
“UNCLE JEREMY”
Lil Christine comes in
“Uh hey Chrissie”
“Uncle Michael why didn’t you tell me Uncle Jeremy was gonna be here”
“I didn’t know myself”
“Mom’s gonna be so happy”
Both men look at each other
Michael speaks first
“Uh why?”
“Because mom is always talking about how you two should have been together and now you are!”

Jeremy and Michael both go bright red and neither of them speaks
“OH NO I BROKE YOU!”
Michael manages to get some words out  
“Nah Chrissie it’s fine.  Why don’t you back to bed and I’ll come in and see you in a moment”
“But I want to talk to Unc-”
“Christine Lohst - bed now”
“Fiiiiiiiiine" 

"I’m sorry about her”
“She’s not the one who’s apparently been telling her three year old that we should be together”
“Chloe has very strong feelings about what happened in high school”
“So do I”
Michael stares at him, saying nothing
 "I shouldn’t have let your feelings get in the way of our friendship and I’m so sorry that I did.  It was stupid and I hate myself for it"
“Wait shit no don’t say that.  I’m just as much to blame as you are.  It’s not like I really tried to keep our friendship together.  I thought it’d be easier to just let it fall apart.”
“So we’re both sorry and stupid and wish we could be friends again?”
“Definitely”
“Then I’m glad to be your new old friend Michael Mell”
“And I’m glad to be yours Jeremy Heere”
“I should probably tell you something though”
“What?”
“In my last year of college I worked something out - I was an idiot in high school.”
“We already said this”
“For another reason.  I was an idiot because I didn’t realise I was head over heels for you" 
"WHAT”
“I’m sorry Michael.  It took me so long to figure it out and I just rejected you in high school even though I felt the same”
“What about now?”
“What?”
“Do you feel the same now?”
Jeremy takes in Michael
His scruffy hair, his glasses that need to be pushed up, the oversized hoodie he still hasn’t gotten rid of and looks into his eyes
“Yes" 
"Oh”
“Oh?”
“Oh”
“Well, what about you Michael? Do you still like me?”
Michael doesn’t even hesitate
“YES”
“OH”
“OH”

*guitar intro*

underneath these stairs i hear the sneers and feel the glares of my cousin my uncle and my aunt cant believe how cruel the are and it sting my lightning scar to know theyll NEver ever give me… what i wa-ant I know i dont deserve these AWful ruules made by the Dursleys here on    PRIIIIIiivet driiive cant take these stupid Muggles but despite all of my struggles… IM STILL ALIIIIIIIVE im sick of summer and this waiting around * dun dun* man its september so imm skipping this town hey its no mysteryy theres nothing here fore me noooow i gotta get back to hogwart! i gotta get back to schooool i gotta get back to hogwarts! where everybody knows im cooOool back to witches! and wizards! and magical beasts to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts! ita all that i Love and its all that i need at Hogwarts! hogwarts! i think im going back      I’LL see my friends gonna laugh till we cry TAke my firebolt gonna take to the sky No Way this year anyONES Gonna Die and its gonna be tOtally awesome!ill cast some spells with a flick of my wand defeat the Dark Arts yeAH Bring it On and do it all with my best friend RON cause together were totally awesomYEAH CAUSE TOGETHER WERE TOTALLY AWESOME DId sOmebody say roOON?? Ron?! what are u doing here? sorry it took me so long to get here i had to get some floo powder But get everything u need and lets get goin! where are we going? to DIagon alley of course cool FLoo powder Power floo powder power floo powder power floo powder power Its been so long but were going back dont go for work dont go there for Class as long as were together gonna kick some AsS and its gonna be toOtally aWEsome this year well take everybody by storm sneak Stay up all night sneak out of our dorm but LEts not fOrget that we Need to PerfFORm Well in ClAss if we want to pass our OWLS aargh hermioine Why do you have to be such a BUZzkill? beCAUSE guys school is not all about Fun and Games we have to study hard if we wanna become good wizards and Witches ugh I may be frumpy but im super smart CHeck out my grades   theyre As for a startwhat i lack in looks well i make up in heART and well guys that is totally awESOme This year i plan to Study A Lot That would be cool if you were actually Hot HEy ron Cmon were the only friends that shes got and thats cool and thats tOtally Awesome yeah its so cool it is totally aWESOME were sick of summer and this waiting around *dun dun* its like were sitting in the lost and found * dun dun* dont take no SorcerYY for anyone to se hooOOOOOooOOoOw   we gotta get back to hogwarts! we gotta get back to schoooOOl  we gotta get us back to hogwarts! where everything is magicooOOOOOOl bck to wizards and witches and magical beasts to Goblins and Ghosts and to magical feasts its all that i love and its all that i need at hogwarts! hogwarts! i think were going back! rOooOoON you were supposed to take me to madam malkins and use those 
sIckles mom gave you for my RObe fitting! whos this? aAhhhthis is stupid dumb little sister ginny ginny this is harry      Potter  hhHArry Potter youre the boy who lived yah and youre ginny uh its genevra uuuh ill just stick with ginny Stupid sister *clap* dont crowd the famous friend! Do you guys hear Music? someones coming Cho Chang  Domo arigato Cho Chang gung hey Fat Cho CHang happy happy new year Cho chang oooh whos that? thats..thats cho chang yeah thats the girl harrys been TOtally In Love with since freshman year yeah but he wont say anything to her yeah you never tell a girl you like her it makes you look like an idiot! KonIchiWa cho chang it is Good to meet you  my name is Ginny WEAsley BITCH I AINT CHO CHANG that is lAVender brOwn *clap* RACIST sister! oh that allright im Cho Chang YAllshes perfect yeah but too bad she dating cedric diggory srsly who the Hell is cedric diggory?! hes that guy u know hes just huge and tall Cho chaang I Am So In LOve  with CHoOo Chaaang from bangkook to dIINgdaaAng I sing my love aLoud for Choo CHaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAANg UGH iHATE that guy DID SOMEONE SAY DRACO MALFOOY? ugh malfaoy what do you want?  SO pottah   Back for another year at Hogwarts are you? maybe this year you WIse up and hang out with a HIGher caliber of wizard listen draco.. ron and hermoine are my Best Friends in the Whole World i wouldnt trade them for ANYthing  Have it your way WAit dont tell me   Red hair Hand me down Clothes and a Stuupid Complexion Youu must be a WEeasley hey malfoy lay off my sister ok? she may be a pain in the ass but she MY pain in the ass well isnt this CuUte its like a little looser fAHmily hogwarts has really gone to the Dogs Luckily next year   Ill be Transferred to Pigfaarts! this years you bet gonna get outta here the Reign of Malfoy its growing near ill have the Greatest Wizard carrier its gonna be TOAtally Awesooome look out world for the Dawn of the day when everyone one will do  whATEVER I SAY! and pooottah wont bee in my way then ill be the one who is tOtally Awesome YEAH YOULL BE THE ONE WHO IS TOTALLY AWESOME! *choo* Cmon guys were gonna Miss the Traiin who knows how fast this years gonna go Hand me a Glass let the butterbeer flow! maybee at last i will talk to cho Oh No thatd be Way Too Awesome were back to learn everything that we can its great to come back to where it began And here we are! and ALAKAZAM here we go this is totally awesome! cmon and teach us everything you know! *un dun* the summers over and were aching to go! *dun dun* I think were ready for    ALbus DUmbleDore ahhhhhhhHHHHHH welcoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooOoOooOome all of you to Hogwarts! I welcome all of you to schooooool did you know that here at Hogwarts    weve got  a Hidden Swimming Poooooool welcomewelcomewelcome Hogwarts! welcome Hotties Nerds and Tooools! now that ive got you here at hogwarts       id umm liketogooverjustacoupleofrules My name is Albus Dumbledore and i am HEadmaster of Hogwarts! you can all call me      Dmbledore. s’pose you could also call me Albus if you wanted DEtEntion nah    im just kidding  Ill Expel YA if ya Call me Albus! *dun dun dun* back to witches and wizards aand magical beasts to Goblins and Ghosts and to magical feasts Its All that i Love and its All that i Need at Hogwarts! hogwarts! back to spells and *funky background clapping* enchantments potions and Friends! To Gryffindooor! HUfflePuff! RavEnclAaw! SLYTHERIN! Back to the place where our story begins at Hogwarts! hogwarts! Im sorry what its name?! HOgwarts! HOGwarts! Iii Didnt HEar you Kids! HOGWARTS! HOGWARTS! man im glad i went back!

Bts as things my 10 year old brother's best friend has said

Tae - *Sigh* I’m never gonna be smart enough for girls. *sigh x2*

Jin - sometimes i just lay on the couch and think about myself… and the hot dog i just ate.

Rapmon - there is only one road you can take in life, man.

Yoongi - yeahhhh i don’t know i’m still thinking about that.

Kookie - do you guys know what slither.io is? yeah? okay i was just asking because i was gonna show you.

Jimin - do you want the hot stuff? or the hot hot stuff?

Hobi - what is actually going on