what did you say

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I’m still laughing my ass off at Joker’s Unkempt Beauty trope entries because I swear to god I must have ghostwrote this or something

anonymous asked:

you're so cute it's unfair. therefore you are my enemy, prepare to die.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed fo

Anti-kin be like

Otherkin: fuck anti-kin

Anti-kin: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me and my anti squad, you little delusional SJW? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Official Hatred University, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret anti-kin websites, and I have over 300 confirmed followers. I am trained in having the worst arguments and come-backs and I’m the top student in the entire school. You are nothing to me but just another mentally ill otherkin. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me and my anti squad over the Internet? Think again, fuck face. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ableist slurs across the country and your username is being leaked and your IP address is being traced so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, hun. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands, stupid kid. Not only I am extensively trained in seeing things that would make you have nightmares, but I have access to the entire arsenal Official Anti-kin Headquarters and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Tumblr, you little shit, you FUCKING OTHERKIN. If only you could have known what hell, what unholy retribution your little “clever” mean comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will bring and shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

hiorheybitches  asked:

36, 45 and 28 in that order with E 😅

36-Yes, Daddy.
45-What did you just say?
28-Fuck that was so hot

“Ethan!” I shouted as I ran away from Ethan. I ran behind a tree, but Ethan caught me and pinned me against the tree which caused me to laugh even harder.

“Stop laughing Y/N! Did you kiss Grayson?” He asked me again, but I just kept laughing.

“Maybe I did and maybe I didn’t. It was just a dare Ethan why does it matter so much?” I asked cocking my head. Ethan let out a huff of frustration.

“He’s just my brother and you’re my best friend and if you did I just want to know. I don’t want my best friend kissing my brother even if it’s just a dare okay?” He asked me with a stern voice, but soft eyes. He lookd down towards his feet as his hands were still pinned against my shoulders.

Yes, daddy.” I said with a smirk. His head snapped up as if he was in a state of shock. I knew he had a thing for the term daddy. He clicked his tongue and looked at me confused.

What did you just say?” I bit my lip laughing. “Oh princess you’re gonna regret saying that.” Before I could ask what he meant, his lips were on mine roughly. He kissed me harshly as his tongue slipped inside my mouth. I felt his body push against mine as I let out a moan. I could feel him smile in satisfaction. He pulled away as his fingertips lightly brushed my cheek. “Fuck that was hot.” We both laughed as we tried to catch our breath. “Bet Gray can’t make you moan like that.” His hot breath whispered in my ear as chills ran throughout my body.

“No. He can make me scream though.” I said as I kissed his cheek running away laughing.

“Don’t start something you can’t finish princess! I mean I can finish for you!” Ethan shouted at me as I started laughing as he chased after me.

Originally posted by sensualkisses

A/N: Sorry this wasn’t the greatest, but I hope you enjoyed it!

anonymous asked:

What did Finn say to make everyone assumes he likes Legos?

He literally?????? Loves legos?????? Like openly admits his love for legos????????? What do you mean “what did he say” like????? He loves legos lmao

professor-isabel replied to your post “Then what did Solas say to abelas??”

So either “you won’t need to be sorrowful when my work is done.” or “your work is done, abelas.” either way shifty elvhen boys being shifty. I headcanon that Abelas knows exactly who Solas is as soon as he sees him but keeps quiet.

^ Yes this! xD In either case very shifty. Shifty lies and half-truths. I completely agree that Abelas knows him on-sight. Solas’s ancient self-portraits in the Trespasser murals all look just like him in all his hairless glory. So, I don’t think he’s changed much since Elvhenan. And unless Fen’Harel constantly was a wolf around Mythal’s servants (and literally shapeshifting for Solas’s physical form isn’t confirmed, we only know he might take a sad beaten-up wolf shape in the Inquisitor’s dreams), and unless Abelas isn’t a post-Veil, pre-Arlathan-fall servant of Mythal’s, then yeah, he would know the dude. For sure. But why doesn’t Abelas say anything? He is clearly dripping with contempt for Solas with the line “Elvhen such as you?” (with an H, note, and not shem) Like, why so mad, Abe? What do you know that we don’t?

your morgwen feelings of the day: that time when morgana was telling gwen to kill sarrum because of what he did to her, and the moment when she says “you didn’t know.”

because morgana was held captive for two years in a pit, her only friend and companion being tortured in front of her, and she just assumed that her former friends knew about it and didn’t care. maybe even that they thought she deserved it. 

but gwen, gwen who mattered to morgana most of all, who morgana tried to protect, would have protected - she didn’t know. 

it shouldn’t matter, but it does.

i like to imagine that clark kent’s search history is mostly normal but then there’s stuff like “improved superman costume concept art” because he wanted ideas

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Okay back to happier (?) topics - today’s prompts were firsts/future/tears !!!! and honestly that’s probably a happy set why did I go for this even we might just never know

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“The moment we sat down and talked to each other, we had like a natural connection right away. He said to me afterwards that the most important thing for him was to feel comfortable. He had to be comfortable with me and I had to be comfortable with him to do all the stuff that we did this season. I think we just clicked and he felt as much as I did.” (x)

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guardians of the galaxy + favorite familial relationship

“Yeah, Quill turned out okay. Probably good we didn’t deliver him to his dad like we was hired to.”
“That guy was a jackass.”