what did you just do

anonymous asked:

so... just for no reason at all... what did you do to become friends with the author you loved the work and to make them keep writing? what was your approach? Im asking for a friend and science. a friend thats interested in science. also, what was the name of the fic you wanted them to finish?

oh man I don’t even remember it was centuries ago. I think I just constantly sent her jokes, that’s my usual method of friendship. I can be pretty charming in a dorky sort of way so I think I seduced her into being my platonic life mate by laying that dork on her. Just pretend you’re Kara Danvers trying to make friends with somebody and do that.

Also I could never, ever betray her confidence and share the fic with anyone. She’d probably be super embarrassed to have something she wrote 7 years ago for the world’s most embarrassing fandom broadcasted across the interwebs again. I would never

astrominou  asked:

Any head canons on taako and lup?

im not caught up bc of mental health things but like

listen my dad is a twin. and they make…..the fuckkin……dumbest jokes…..ive ever fuking…..read..on his phone…….

so like. taako and lup are just chilling and one of them takes a sip of a drink and the other starts laughin. “what is it?” … “hahaha you just………..you-” “WHAT WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK”…”hahaha you just drank from…..the orifice…..” “…..” “….” “HAHAHHAHAHHDFS:DKLJFLKSDJF”

the fuckin………..inside jokes…..im dyin voidfish

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My heart is pierced by Cupid;

I disdain all glittering gold.

There is nothing can console me

But my jolly sailor bold.
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I’m trying to fight my art block and I received some lovely suggestions I’m going to draw.

Mer!Hanzo and Pirate!McCree was one of these.
@rebeza and @finchworks are my inspirations and I look up to their designs and AUs ‘cause wow.

Have you ever seen a prettier Hanzo?

i like to imagine that clark kent’s search history is mostly normal but then there’s stuff like “improved superman costume concept art” because he wanted ideas

Am I the only one that doesn’t care at all that Mon El said that he loved Kara before Sanvers have said it? Like the relationship between Kara and Mon El is messy and lacks development, so I’m not surprised that he said that he loved her so quickly. In all honesty he may not even truly love her, she’s just the first person he’s truly been attached to and not a hook up, which he was doing on Daxam. 

BUT Sanvers has been developed and I’m just waiting for that special moment that they actually say it. Not some type of “I’m saying this cause I don’t want to lose you bullshit,” but they say it cause it’s true. Cause they truly can’t live without one another and love each other, ride or die. When they do say it, it will be impactful and not easily forgotten like Mon El’s confession.

six of crows au where kuwei doesn’t exist

  • nina and matthias never have that moment where they realize they’re on the same side and therefore can’t trust each other
  • by some miracle they make it out of the ice court alive without nina having any parem
  • wylan never finds the courage to stand beside jesper on the way home because he’s too shy in his own skin
  • without the promise of reward for the scientist inej doesn’t consider her dream of hunting slavers possible, which means she never tells kaz so he has no reason to ask her to stay in ketterdam with him, and inej goes on thinking he doesn’t have deeper feelings for her
  • they go back to the barrel empty handed and their friendships never strengthen and most importantly to kaz—they never make their millions
  • pekka, heleen and van eck are still at large 
  • kaz never gets the help he needs to find inej’s parents
  • there’s really no reason to work with wylan again since raske is better with demolition after all and they’re not working with jan anymore
  • jesper’s life lacks chaos without any big heists and he goes back to gambling regularly
  • and poor matthias
  • he still meets his fate the same way when it’s found out he’s not in hellgate anymore. but the sad difference is it would have all been for nothing….

spoiler: it’s just not realistic.jpg stop acting like the story could exist without him. he’s a crucial character thanks bye

Wait, what did you just do?

final boss of the campaign, everyone is low on health and the boss keep changing into newer and stronger forms. Then suddenly, i had an idea.

Tiefling Druid (me): I cast polymorph on the Creeper and turn it into a rabbit.

DM: ….. it’s resistant to basically everything.

Druid : Is it a shapechanger?

DM: …… no…….

Druid: Then i can polymorph it for an hour, or until it gets hit. Roll it’s Wis saving throw.

DM: (rolls) It fails, everyone else is suddenly caught off guard as this massive monster is turned into a small white rabbit.

Orc Barbarian: Where’d it go?

Druid: (points at the rabbit) Look! There it is!

Barbarian: What? Behind the rabbit?

Druid: No! It IS the rabbit!

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I have no excuse or much context for this but basically McCree and Fareeha are both Native American and they like to troll Morrison. Based on this scene from “Dance me Outside”.

rinse the blood off my space toga

“Can I see? Wait, there’s no shafts? it just.. grows in two colours?”
“Er. Not exactly.”
“The other humans’ plumage isn’t near this bright. Are you a born leader?”
“HAH. no.”
“It signifies caste, then? Or a mating display?!”
“Not even close. I went out and paid an artisan to apply a harsh chemical to rip out my natural colouration, then apply this artificial one.”
“That sounds.. unpleasant.”
“Yeah it burned like a <<dog?>>, my scalp was tender for days after.”
“If it doesn’t create any advantages, what’s the point?”
“Ah, it just looks <<rutting>> <<cold>>. What other reason do we need?”
“..humans are weird. .. .. .. do you think it would work on feathers?”

i wanna talk about that one story from ed where he said that harry got him that giant lego set and they spent all night putting it together like imagining the two of them just sitting around reading the instructions and putting this giant lego together is too adorable my heart can’t take it

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“Cards on the table?”

Right to Left ples.

based on this post

Don’t flatter yourselves guys, my father broke my heart long before you ever had a chance.
—  Epitome of Daddy issues