what did i just do omfg

Fanon Lotor be like

i am not even sorry just take this

Welp… I was planning to just redrawn the Screencap of Yuuri.  But during the progress, the picture felt so lonely so I added Viktor in there… (ಥ﹏ಥ)

I don’t like coloring…I tried…  (´_`。)

Merry Christmas and Happy Birthday Viktor~~

Do not remove source. Do not edit.  Do not re-draw/photoshop.  Do not re-post to other places.

keys-that-wont-open-doors  asked:

Do you think you could do the 2p's reaction to hearing someone talk smack about their 1p?

2P: *hears someone talking bad about his counterpart*

2p!america: what the fuck did u just say about alfred yOU THINK YOU CAN TALK SHIT HUH??? ohHHH come here ur dead kiddo

2p!china: lmao you should see him in the morning doing his weird morning dances omfg he’s so old and lame i love him

2p!england: *looks cautiously from side to side, then slowly leans in, whispers discreetly* …, and have you seen his COOKING ???!

2p!france: well that’s a first….. i thought like, everyone loved him or some shit

2p!russia: *sighs* i agree, he may be childish and immature, but strangely i harbor these protective feelings regarding him and i would appreciate it if you did not speak so wickedly of him,, at least when i am around thx

2p!italy: ikr ??

2p!germany: whoa whoa wHOA what in the fuck bruh ludwig is the greatest ok shut ur whore mouth

2p!japan: excuse u *glareglareglare*

2p!canada: ………,, i’ma give u 5 seconds to run

2p!romano: *waves cheerfully* HI HATER *gets in close to face* YOU A JEALOUS BITCH

2p!austria: *nods* tru

2p!prussia: *listens but is too insecure to speak up, turns away* ……. *malfoy voice* my 1P will be hearing of this

Cashton

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Warning: real kinky shit soz😘

Requests: 

  • Really really dom cal/ash threesome where they’re your daddies and punish you but then cute aftercare and PLEASE I NEED THIS 
  • Could you please do a threesome 5sos smut with ashton calum and the reader? The one u did with reader cal and Mikey was amazing!!! You are an amazing writer omfg!!!!

“We’ve got to get you ready baby” Calum mumbled against my lips. “Ashton will be home soon and he’s not in a good mood princess so you need to cheer him up”

“Why’s daddy Ash in a bad mood” I sighed. Calum’s hands slid down my waist as he nestled his head into my neck looking into the mirror. 

“He got told off at work, he was so pissed princess” 

“Is he going to punish me?” I whispered.

“Of course princess” Calum smirked, kissing lightly over my neck. This is how most Monday’s go. Calum would be home early from recording in the studio and Ashton would be pissed. You were there princess which meant each monday you had to pre-pare for them to come home. You honestly don’t remember how it started but you adored both men. They were both your daddy’s, Ash being the more kinky rough and Calum being more love rough. 

Calum had you in his and Ashton’s shared apartment and you were in Calum’s room. You were stood in black lace underwear with stockings. Calum had picked it out for today’s activities and to be honest the black lace was my favourite. Calum reached down for the cat ears and placed them on my head. I walked over to Calum’s dresser which had my make-up bag on it. I tend to stay here a lot, I practically live with them. I grabbed the pencil eyeliner and walked back over to the mirror. Cal was sat on the bed twirling around the black tail butt plug. I undid the lid of the eyeliner and flung my hair off my cheek. I drew three lines across my cheek giving me a wisker effect and did the same to my other cheek. I placed the eyeliner down and turned to look at Cal. The fur of the tail sliding around his fingers and he smirked at me. 

“C’mere baby girl, bring the lube” I grabbed the strawberry flavoured lube and walked over to Cal. I placed the lube on the bed and bent over Calum’s lap. He ran his fingers up my back, over my ass and he pulled my panties to the side. He poped open the lube and squirted some onto the butt plug, some of it dripping over my ass. He made sure the plug was covered in lube before sliding it down my ass crack, lathering it in the lube that had dripped. The tip of the plug, circled around my hole and Calum gently pushed it into me. I let out a hiss and clutched Calum’s jeans. 

“Atta girl” he said, sliding it in all the way. He gave a slap to my ass and pulled me up. I looked in the mirror and twirled around. I wiggled my ass and watched the tail sway. I let out a giggle and looked back at Calum who was staring at my ass.

“Daddy” I whined. Calum looked up at me and smirked. God he looked so good with his drop dead t-shirt and his black jeans. I walked over to him and he leant back onto the bed. I climbed onto his waist, my groin pressed against his crotch and stroked my hands up his arms. His beautiful massive arms, one covered in the most amazing art and the other just pure naked, just how I liked Calum overall. I tucked my hands under his t-shirt and stroked up his beautiful brown body. Calum didn’t have a six pack or anything like that, but the small tummy he had was such a turn on. I leant forward and kissed Calum’s collar bones.

“Baby, if Ashton walks in on this he’s not going to be happy” Calum whined, but stroking over my back. 

“So?” I smirked. I kissed up his body and he gave me a warning look. He licked over his lips as I got to his chin, kissing over it. His puppy brown eyes were watching my every move as I moved my lips towards his.

“You’re going to be in so much trouble” he whispered tilting his head to the side. His lips brushing against mine, instantly I felt myself getting wet. Not only by Calum’s words but I knew I’d be getting in trouble with Ashton. 

“I don’t care” I smiled, I sucked onto his bottom lip as his eyes bore into mine. The brown eyes almost a black colour. I licked over his lip and pulled onto it a few times. My hands were on his waist and I grinded onto him. He let out a growl, one of his hands that rested on the bed coming to my face and pushing me off him. He closed his eyes, licking over my open lips and entering his tongue into my mouth. I sucked onto it and he run his tongue over my teeth. He took his tongue out of my mouth and he kissed me. I looked up at him and he kissed me again smiling. I heard a cough come from the door and I turned my head. Ashton was stood at the door with his arm’s folded and glaring at me.

“Sorry am I interrupting something?” he growled, I quickly climbed off of Calum’s lap and stroked my hair down.

“I warned her” Calum said eyeing me down. I shot him a glare as he stood up. Ashton walked over to me, but I took a step back. The pattern followed until my back hit the wall. Ashton smirked and my breath hitched in my throat. He stood in front of me and slammed his hand against the wall next to me. 

“Don’t you fucking listen to Calum now sweetheart?” He groaned

“Of course I do” I smiled innocently

“Fucking liar” Calum spat and smiled at me wickedly. I shot a glare in his direction and Ashton’s face came closer to mine. He bit my jaw, I held onto my breath as his long fingers came up around my neck. He lightly tapped his fingers and his hand tightened. I felt his tongue poke out of his lips and he dragged it across my jaw. I reached down tugging on his shirt and lifting it over his head. My body shivered and Ashton’s other hand came down to my lace core. I stroked down Ashton’s chest and grabbed his bulge. 

“Such a naughty girl” Ashton growled against my neck. Ashton’s hands tore my lace panties in half and threw them either side. I let out a gasp as he pushed my hips into the wall the butt plug pushing further into my ass. I let out a wince and Ashton fake pouted at me. 

“Did that hurt baby?” Ashton pouted. I folded my arms against my chest and furrowed my eyebrows at him. He laughed and pushed me on the bed. I sat on the end of the bed as both boys took of there trousers. I reached around, pushing the butt plug that was slipping out back in, biting my lip. I looked back up and the boys were stood closer and there hips pressed together as there covered boners were in my face. I reached both my hands forward stroking over there bulges and licked my lips.

“Do you want our cocks princess?” Calum teased, running his finger through my hair. I nodded, squeezing there bulges and fluttering my eyelashes at them.

“Use your words”

“Yes daddy, I want your cocks” I moaned. Both men slipped there fingers under the waistband of there boxers and slid them down slowly. I didn’t know where to look because I was so close. I shuffled back and took in the sight. Boxers dropped to the floor and both dicks slapped up against there tummy’s. I swallowed thickly as Calum climbed on the bed. I leant back as he crawled next to me, sitting down stroking down my sides. Ashton came and sat the other side of me. 

“Take our cocks baby” Ashton husked out. I spun myself around, so I was facing them. I stroked my hand up both of there thighs and bit my lip. I spat onto the palm of my hands and rubbed them together. I first took Ashton’s cock into my hand giving it a pump before grasping Calum’s. I shuffled forward a bit so that I was equally in the middle jerking them off. They both let out grunts as I pulled equally on there cocks. I swiped the tip of there cocks, Calum’s letting out a small dribble of pre-cum. I took my thumb in my mouth, licking over Calum’s cum and staring into Calum’s brown eyes. The corners of his mouth curved up into a smile and I shut my eyes moaning. 

“Suck my cock princess” Ashton growled. I shook my head at Ashton and he furrowed his eyebrows and looked shocked as I bent towards Calum’s cock. I licked over Calum tip and smirked at Ashton. Calum let out a chuckle and I looked up at him. He was mouthing words to Ashton, who was not happy with me sucking on Calum’s cock, he roughly pulled onto my hair and I fell off the bed with Ashton catching me. He sat on the bed and bent me over his knee roughly.

“You fucking bad bad girl” Ashton hoarsely said. I giggled and Ashton’s hand came down onto my ass. I let out a moan and squeezed Ashton’s thigh.

“I want you too count pretty girl” Ashton grumbled. His hand came onto my other cheek, his fingers tapped against my ass as he waited for me to count.

“Two” I squeaked out as he stroked over my ass soothingly. I felt a small burning sensation but kept counting every time his hand slapped down. He spanked me a few more times and each time I let out a moan of a number. Each time the spanks got more harder with Ashton’s large hand covering the space of my ass. 

“Nine” I whimpered out, a pool of wetness dripping down my leg and onto Ashton’s thigh. I felt another presences behind me as Calum had the last spank, hitting me so hard my ass cheek bounce like jelly and it stung like a bitch.

“Ten” I whispered getting off Ashton’s lap and clutching my ass. Ashton stroked over it and bit down on my hip as I rested into him. I giggled as Ashton strict demand was slowly fading as his cock was leaking and he stroked over my back.

“You’re such a good girl taking them spankings Y/N.” Calum grinned, he walked over to me and placed his hands either side of my face and pulled me in for a kiss. I moaned onto his chapped lips as Ashton played with my tail. I stroked over Calum’s chest and wrapped my arms around his neck. I sucked onto his lip as Ashton thrusted the buttplug in and out of me. Ashton ran his fingers over my back and unclipped my bra. I dropped my arms from Calum’s neck and the bra fell off my arms. 

Calum lightly pushed me back onto the bed and I fell back with him, he had his tongue in my mouth as he sucked down on my lip. I crawled up the bed with him and threaded my hands through his hair. I felt his dick slide against my pussy as he hovered over me. My body shivered and I pushed my hip up into his beautiful long cock. He let out a laugh and wet my lips licking over them and leaving a trail of salvia as he pushed his head up.

“How do you want it princess?” he said whilst licking over his lips. I ran my thumb over his lips and he sucked onto it.

“Hands and knees, daddy” I moaned as his tongue licked up my thumb. 

“Dirty girl” Cal whispered pulling me up and flipping me over. Ashton came up in front of me as I looked up at him. I opened my mouth and stuck out my tongue he tapped his cock onto my tongue and licked the corner of his mouth. I felt Calum move my tail buttplug against my ass, resting it on my back. I sucked onto Ashton’s tip as they both roughly thrusted into me. I let out a choke around Ashton’s cock as he held my head. 

“Take it Y/N” Ash growled. I sucked onto Ashton’s thick cock as Calum started moving inside my pussy. I moaned around Ashton’s cock feeling Calum’s long smooth rub against my walls. Ashton pushed further down my throat and I coughed around him. He pulled out, a string of salvia attached to his cock, I gave a deep inhale and rested my head on his happy trail for a second whilst Calum moved inside me.

“You like my cock pounding into you Y/N?” Calum questioned. I whined pushing back onto him and licking over Ashton’s cock. Calum’s hand came slamming down on my ass and jolted forward head butting ashton’s lower abdomen. The sharp sting went through my body, I kissed over Ashton’s dick, trig to relive some of that tension. He grabbed a hold of his dick and slid it into my mouth and rotated his hips, lifting one of his legs so that one of his feet were flat against the bed. I swallowed around him feeling his pre-cum dribble down my chin. 

“Such a pretty toy for us to use” Ashton moaned. I clawed at his thighs as he let out several groans, I could tell he was close because his groans were getting more frequent and louder. I also felt his cock throb inside my mouth. I started deep throating him the tip of his cock hitting the back of my throat.

“I’m gonna- ohh” he moaned. Hot spurt of cum were realised down my throat and I swallowed it up tasting the salty flavour. Ashton pulled out of me and ran his fingers through my hair. I grinded back on Calum feeling my pussy quiver. 

“Fuck” I whimpered, sliding up and down Calum’s wet dick. Calum reached underneath me rubbing my clit in his fingers. I threw my head back and Calum smacked my ass. I rocked up and down onto Calum and I felt myself cum undone.

“Cum for your daddies Kitten” Ashton smirked. Calum relentlessly pounded into me and my pussy clenched around his dick as I came. I shut my eyes and fell forward into Ashton’s hands that were keeping me upright. My pussy shook and I whined out, Calum didn’t stop thrusting and my pussy was overly sensitive.

“Shit” I moaned into his hands. Ashton pulled my face up and kissed my lips as I moaned into his. Calum clutched my hips and roughly brought mine to his as he came inside me, his hips shaking. I pulled up and Calum’s dick slid out of me and kissed Ashton. 

“Lets get this make-up off of ya” Ashton smiled, grabbing my make-up wipes from the side.He pulled one out the packet and wiped it over my eyes and cheeks. The coldness making me cool down from how sweaty I actually was. I turned round on the bed and laid down, pushing my hair out of my face and Calum and Ashton laid down next to me. 

“You’re such a good Kitten Y/N” 

anonymous asked:

Hi hi hi you adorable peeps <3 I would like to request a McxSaeran headcanon of them spending a day in a flower field (flower crown!!) please~! Thank you so much! <3

|| Honestly, this is so cute, omfg. I hope you like this, darling! -Ellis ||

  • okay, he doesn’t understand what the big deal about flower fields are.
    • like, why do so many people like them?
    • it’s just a field where he’ll get a stuffy nose because of the pollen.
  • however, he can never deny you anything so, of course, he agrees to go with you.
    • he’s glad he did because the smile that blooms on your face is absolutely gorgeous.
  • he isnt so glad when he’s sitting in front of you and he’s letting out quiet sneezes every few seconds
    • which are so fucking cute, let me tell you
      • since he always looks so shocked afterwards
        • it’s like he doesn’t even notice the sneeze coming up until he lets it out
  • “y/n *sneeze* can we please go home?”
  • “give me a few more minutes, saeran. i’m almost done”
  • you continue making whatever you’re making.
    • saeran has no idea you can make flower crowns with real flowers.
      • heck, he hasn’t even worn one before.
  • “okay! done!”
  • you place the carefully made crown on saeran’s head.
    • he looks absolutely adorable
  • he blinks before letting out the biggest sneeze yet
  • you giggle to yourself, since once again, he looks so shock and his body actually lurches forward because of the force behind it
  • saeran gives you an unamused look before reaching up to take off the flower crown. 
  • he looks at it for a moment before reaching over to place it on your head.
  • “you look pretty.” he says a bit gruffly.
  • at your blush, he lets out a laugh before pressing a kiss on your cheek
    • he sneezes on you but you two try to ignore that when you tell the story
  • he’s glad that he agreed to go out with you that day.

I uhhh….. It’s really bad, I know….. Uhhhhh…… A-A+ for e-effort? …………. No? O…… Okay…… I tried. Q^Q

Please don’t be t-too mean about it…. ^^’ I’m way too young for this site, h e l p.


{Mod Ryuu: Oh my goodness THIS IS SO CUTE AAAAAAAAAA. YOU GET A FUCKIN’ A+++++++++++++++++++ FOR THIS. I was honestly a bit worried that people wouldn’t like the idea of puffball Tom ;v; but this is soooo much better than what I could do omfg. Did you use copics for this??? What colors? *-* Also dear child if you’re too young for this blog please be careful.

((I don’t know art words but this is adorable and I loooooove it! Puffball Tom’s little tail is great! But be careful. As Mod Ryuu said, there are so many sinners here. Just be careful. Innocence is a great thing. Please don’t loose it. ~Mod Silver))

anonymous asked:

"I miss working with you." "The truth is, I like getting the chance to work with you again." Harvey just getting real comfortable with telling Mike how he feels. What's next? "Well, hey, I love you, and I want to spend every day with you."? Like, damn.

HEY FAM

I SPAT MY WATER OUT OMFG HAHAHAHAHA

can you fucking imagine.

He’s getting that comfortable with expressing his feelings (towards Mike, I might add!) that he ends a phone call one day with “I love you”, and doesn’t even realize, but Mike’s sitting in his little shitty-ass clinic (soz Mike ily) staring at his phone like “….What the fuck did he just say to me?” but he assumes mistake, so ignores it.

But Harvey keeps doing it. These adorable little confessions that he’s thinking nothing of because he really isn’t noticing them, he’s just so open w/ Mike now that it’s like natural conversation.

And then he says it one time after Mike’s about to leave and Mike’s like okay, hold on, time out. Did you know that you’ve told me you love me 56 times since we worked that case together? Is there something you need to tell me, Harvey?

So Harvey, being a smartass, just smirks at him and says. I have told you. 56 times. Nice of you to start noticing.

#teammarvey xo

I was tagged by @johanna-hoods!

  • Nicknames: Cy
  • Time right now: 1 a.m.
  • Last thing I googled: “halva”
  • Fave music artist: oooh man that’s hard to choose. ed sheeran i suppose
  • Song stuck in my head: “freaks’ by timmy trumpet omfg
  • Last movie I watched: i honestly have no idea
  • Last TV show I watched: Supernatural
  • What I’m wearing now: my PJs haha
  • When I created this blog: july/august 2015? i think
  • The kind of stuff I post: well, surprisingly, confessions :P and just youtube related stuff 
  • Do I have other blogs: @caserotinous was my original blog, but i literally never go on there anymore
  • Do I get asks regularly: kinda? 
  • Why did i choose my URL: i think the answer is pretty obvious 
  • Gender: gender fluid
  • Hogwarts house: ravenclaw
  • Pokemon team: not too into pokemon 
  • Fave colours: purple and black
  • Average hours of sleep: like 5 or 6
  • Lucky number: 9 or 13
  • Favourite characters: there’s way too many too name
  • Dream job: youtuber, and more realistically - english teacher
  • Number of blankets I sleep with: one

i tag anyone who sees this! :D

anonymous asked:

Omfg so today I gained 0.1 kg ?? I ate 500 cals yesterday. What did I do wrong ? Before I weight myself today, I drank a sip of Dr. Pepper. Is it bc of that ?? Like it was such a small sip. Where did I go wrong and what should I do now ?

0,1 is almost nothing. It’s completely normal that the weight fluctuates a bit. You won’t always lose weight everyday. Maybe it’s just water weight

I’M ON A HIIIIIGH WAY TO EGG GEM HELL

And it’s all gemshippingtrash‘s fault like I somehow wandered onto their blog and BAM GEM EGGS and I was pulled into it all. And because it’s adorable (and sad but idc I do what I want) and because I’m otp/ot3 trash I did a thing and Jasper is just stupidly proud of all these gems like just wipe that smug grin off your face you’re all trash for this

anonymous asked:

Do you think the day Insomnia fell, Dino was the first one who got the newspaper, being he's a journalist and all, and showed it to Ignis, or maybe almost broke into their hotel room because he was like 'oh shit that guy was alive yesterday, is this for real, did something happen??' and he's like halfway through opening their hotel room when Ignis just opens the door and is like 'what tf are you doing, are you spying on us?' because for some reason I think about this a lot.

I’m hyperventilating at this because it’s such a good point but I gotta stay cool so I can answer coherently omfg.

This scenario makes too much sense for it to go ignored. Dino most likely would have been the first to hear of the news, and he’d actually be disturbed that such a blatant lie was being publicized, fed to the masses as a legitimate report. He’d seen Noctis only the day prior, so he’s one of the few who actually knows the truth of that part of the report. He’d also be there to watch Noctis leave the hotel, no doubt. 

As for how Ignis gets a hold of the paper… I’d like to say Dino’s the one scrambling to let them know. Though, to my mind, Dino’s probably waiting in the lobby or somewhere (even by their room, what the hell) for the prince to take his leave, so he can tell him then. But the moment he spots Ignis, he’d jump right over to shove the paper in his face tbh.

And then as Ignis leaves Dino’s saying something along the lines of, “No way a reporter of my integrity would publish a bogus story like that.” Now he’s feeling bad because he made Noctis and his friends risk their necks for a fucking rock lmao.

When you go to the running man set with kookie and the other members keep flirting with you

the commander edition

[Kim Jong Kook]

[KJK] 

Guys… this is my girlfriend… w-wait… Lee Kwang Soo I KNOW WHAT THAT SMILE MEANS. Did you just use a pick up line?

Kwang Soo… Step away from my Jagi…

AND YOU JAE-SUK… stop touching her!

I SAID STOP TOUCHING HER!

GARY…YOU TOO? STOP HITTING ON HER.

That’s it… I’ve had enough… do you want me to unleash the commander?

OMFG HAHA? YOU’RE MARRIED!? Stop…

*THIS IS SPARTA*

Jagi…i love you <3 =^.^=

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