what did i just do omfg

Fanon Lotor be like

i am not even sorry just take this

Yuri on Ice from Yakov’s perspective

Banquet:

 Yuri don’t let yourself get baited into a dance batt- I SAID DON’T GET BAITED INTO A DANCE BATTLE! GODDAMNIT YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE MEETING SPONSERS!

Victor! Mila! Stop encouraging them! AND STOP TAKING PICTURES

Victor you’re not even drunk! STOP DANCING WITH THE SLOPPY DRUNK

Why is there a stripper pole in here? Why is this allowed to get out of hand? WHERE THE HELL ARE CHRIS AND THIS DRUNK’S COACHES?!?

Victor! DON’T LET DRUNKS HUMP YOU IN FRONT OF SPONSERS! NO, YOU CAN’T TAKE HIM BACK TO HIS ROOM! I DON’T CARE IF YOU THINK YOU’RE IN LOVE HE’S DRUNK AND YOU’RE AN IDIOT! I’LL TAKE HIM BACK TO HIS ROOM BEFORE YOU MAKE ANY MORE BAD DECISIONS.

- *sends Celestino a strongly worded email about keeping an eye on his pupils in the future the next morning*

Episode One

- Victor stop. Stop pining. You aren’t in love. No I don’t believe in love at first sight and I certainly don’t believe in love at first drunken humping. You’re right I’m not taking this seriously. He hasn’t contacted you because he was DRUNK OUT OF HIS MIND! Did you see how much booze he downed? It’s a wonder he didn’t die of alcohol poisoning. Just stfu and skate.

- Victor no. It’s not a message. Victor no! Don’t give up your career for an ill-advised booty call! UGH if I can’t stop you just make sure our Yuri doesn’t find out where you went.

Episode Two

- WHY ARE YOU IN JAPAN TOO YURI! I COULDN’T STOP VICTOR MAKING AN ILL-ADVISED BOOTY CALL BUT YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO BE ATTEMPTING THAT! YEAH SURE YOU’RE NOT THERE FOR THAT I’VE SEEN YOUR ROOM! …NO ONE HAS 30 POSTERS OF SOMEONE IN THEIR ROOM BECAUSE THEY ‘HATE THEM JUST SO MUCH’ YOU’RE FOOLING NO ONE KID!

Episode Three

- OMFG did you really give him a program about the night he got sloppy drunk and you turned into even a bigger moron? You’re going to put me into an early grave.

Episode Four

- MILA! STOP POKING THE SMOL ANGRY CHILD! HIS SCREECHING HURTS MY EARS!

- Wait, why the hell do I have to go live with my ex-wife and the angsty teen? I don’t want to have to listen to a list of my failures or a catalogue of all the ways Drunk Yuri is the worst especially as it tends to devolve into ‘stupid pig, how dare he be so good looking’.

Episode Five

- Victor stop trying to pretend this isn’t an elaborate booty call. This is not how coaching works.

Episode Six

- I have the living legend who gave it all up to be a pretend coach in order to get with a sloppy drunk, a sadist of a female skater who stirs up trouble on purpose, an angsty teen who can’t tell the difference between having a crush and hating someone and an emo skater who is far too old to be as emo as he is. Kill me now.

Episode Seven

- Maybe I was giving Victor a disservice. His student is actually doing quite well and maybe they are taking it seriously and HOLY FUCK NEVERMIND JUST KISS YOUR STUDENT IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD VICTOR YOU ASSHAT

Episode Eight

- Yuri has calmed down and I’m just going to ignore Victor. Yep that’ll work OMFG did you HAVE TO KISS HIS FUCKING SKATE?!? THIS IS WHY YOU WEREN’T ALLOWED TO TAKE HIM BACK TO THE HOTEL ROOM! YOU HAVE NO CHILL!

You want me to what? Be his coach? Well…only because I like Maccachin.

Episode Nine

- You’re alright actually, I hereby allow you the name Japanese Yuri instead of Drunk Yuri. You may be the only sane person I know surprisingly. I still am going to tell you off for fucking up though.

- ….I take it all back. WTF was up with all the hugging.

Episode Ten

- …They got engaged. Victor really is going to marry him….I’m not even surprised at this point. Fine. Keep him Japanese Yuri. He’s a pain in the ass anyway.

Episode Eleven

-  YES! I AM A PROUD DAD/COACH! HAPPIEST I’VE BEEN THIS WHOLE YEAR

Episode Twelve

- WTF? You’re coming back now? Idek what’s going on anymore.

- Well done Yuri! I’m so proud of you for winning gold!

- …They are doing a super romantic pairs skate because of course they are.

- Okay so Victor is coming back to Russia to train cool….wait what do you mean you’re still going to coach Japanese Yuri? WTF? HOW WOULD THAT EVEN WORK? WTF NO.

Post Episode Twelve

- STOP FLIRTING IN THE RINK! WHY GOD WHY AM I BEING PUNISHED?

- STOP GROPING HIM VICTOR THERE ARE CHILDREN PRESENT

-  YURI P STOP THROWING THINGS EVERY TIME THEY FLIRT

-  I HATE ALL OF MY CHILDREN SO MUCH.

- YOU’RE ALL THE REASON I HAVE NO HAIR

Pray for Yakov

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Old art of my OC and friends OCs for an old RP group several years back lmao. They were part of an “All Boys Sports Academy.” My oc is the one in the purple jacket name Sen and he did kick-boxing and he was also the one who wore the school mascot costume during sports games lmao.

Criminal AUs
  • “The police just threatened you to put your weapon down and you retorted by saying that you’ll take something extremely valuable, and then you grabbed me wTF DID YOU JUST WINK AT ME.”
  • “Y'know, I wouldn’t be so mad about this whole ‘I was secretly a criminal the whole time thing’ if you hadn’t just killed our professor, I mean c'mon dude I know he was a douche to me but that’s no excuse to just MuRDer SOMEONE.”
  • “Okay, I’m sorry, but I CLEARLY got here first.”
  • “You got thrown into prison because you were covering for a relative/your friend and it’s so obvious you don’t fit in here and it’s actually pathetic, so how about I (someone who’s been in here for ages) show you the ropes?”
  • “Pfft, you’re the newbie and you look like such a wuss it’s unreal, I bet you couldn’t handle a single punc — WOAH I WAS NOT EXPECTING YOU TO PUNCH THAT HARD… okay, but you’ve GOT to teach me how to do that and I might be oddly attracted to you?? whaaaat???”
  • “I caught you in the middle of robbing this store and I’m so reporting this, and NO  i will not be bribed; OMG WHAT THEY HAVE THIS I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR AGES… okay, maybe I will. “
  • “okay, I know I’m a security guard and I’m not meant to talk to any of the prisoners but seriously you are just so chatty and lovable it’s kind of hard not to talk to you, how did you even get in here???” 
  • “I’m only talking to you, the security guard, because I have a plan to get out of here but I think i kinda like you a bit more (ok a lot more) than the other guards, holy shit I might not leave because of you.”
  • BONUS: “What do you mean you want me to come with you??”
  • “Hey, you know all the expensive things you’ve been getting me the past few months? How did you even manage to afford that? … omfg please tell me you’re joking — YOU’RE NOT JOKING WHAT THE HELL.”
  • “you take the term ‘partner in crime’ to a whole new level.” 

anonymous asked:

alright, i gotta know just how embarrassed everyone is if MC catches them indulging in a little self-pleasure~

lmAO WHY DID 404 LEAVE ME WITH ANY NSFW I’M SO BAD WITH IT BUT HERE YA GO NONNIE ~ Admin 626

*NSFW

*YOOSUNG
- omfg when you walk in, he’s so embarrassed!!!!
- hE CANT COMPOSE HIMSELF HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO
- his face is all red  and he’s try to pull his pants up and hE’S KNOCKING EVERYTHING OVER
- you’re just kinda standing there like “it’s totally normal for humans to do this??? It’s totally cool dude”
- but then you glance over at his phone and you figure out why he’s probably freaking out
- hE WAS LOOKING AT A PICTURE OF YOU??? WHAT
- MC why are you surprised you’re his significant other???
- bruh now you’re extremely embarrassed
- you’re both these cute little blushing balls (sounds kinda dirty)
- you compose yourself though and say “why do you need to look at a picture of me when you have the real thing right here?”
- yOOSUNG IS DEAD, FLATLINE, HE CAN’T COME BACK FROM THAT
- you give him a little wink before you saunter over to him
- you know how this ends ;;)))
 
*JAEHEE
- you and Jaehee have very clashing schedules, so you’re usually super lucky to have two weeks a night to yourselves???
- so it was kinda normal for her to indulge in a bit of self pleasure without u jaehee aint waiting for nobody on this sex train
- but when you come home because your boss gave the day off???
- oh god she’s so horrified
- you already knew she did this but to be caught in the middle of it???
- but nobody can stop Jaehee when she’s turned on
- so on the inside while she’s mortified, she looks so calm and collected on the outside
- “Oh, you’re finally home, MC, I’ve been waiting for you~”
- and oh my god you’re so embarrassed and you just start blushing right away
- She slips her shirt off and you just kEEP STARING
- You can’t move she’s too hot she’s gonna kill you
- omFG IS SHE GIVING YOU A STRIP TEASE???
- You almost pass out, this is gonna be a very good night
 
*ZEN
- okay well we know how noble and overdramatic this boy is
- so when you catch him, he’s not only really embarrassed
- he is terribly disgusted with himself???
- hE LITERALLY GETS ON HIS KNEES AND BEGS FOR FORGIVENESS FROM YOU
-It’s okay honey 626 will forgive u if u cut ur rat tail off
- and while he’s apologizing, you’re kinda thinking “wow he looks really good on his knees? It’s kinda hot???”
- “Hey Zen, take my pants off”
- “..what?”
- “If you’re going to apologize, I’d prefer you do it with your tongue”
- Dom MC gives me life ;;)))
 
*JUMIN
- honestly this is no biggie for him
- like you walk in on him and he just stares at you expectantly
- “I’m not gonna stop, you can either join or leave”
- “I’d prefer if you got on your knees tho” wiNK WONK
- it’s a start to a very hot night tho ;)))
 
*SAEYOUNG
- he’s insanely embarrassed but he’s gonna try to be smooth like jumin
- he doesn’t want you to realize how embarrassed he actually is
- He gives you the Flynn Rider smolder
- “You’re going to help me, MC”
- you just kinda stare at him like ??? bruh you am tired u do nOT HAVE THE TIME
- “Nah I’m gonna leave bye”
- “mC I’M SORRY I DIDN’T MEAN IT”
 
*SAERAN
- omfg you thought Yoosung was embarrassed??? Saeran’s reaction makes Yoosung look like a Daddy
- his whole face turns red
- he’s still trying to find himself sexually and he doesn’t want you to judge him???
- you just quietly put down the cookies you baked for him and say “Hey, it’s okay, I’m definitely not gonna judge, I do it too”
- you don’t want him to feel bad about it and you definitely don’t want him to feel pressured <3
- you totally don’t think about him later that night, nope, didn’t happen
 
*V
- you would think that V of all people would be embarrassed, like he’d probably pull a Zen and get on in his knees for forgiveness
- but nah
- nOT TODAY
- he’s much more smooth than you would think
- “would you like to join, MC?”
- yOU’RE SO EMBARRASSED
- you’re just stuttering and blushing and you trIP
- this anime boi picks u up princess style and carries u to ur bed
- aNOTHER HOT NIGHT WOW UR ON FIRE MC

Yoongi as your boyfriend:
  • Waking up in the morning would b-oh wait, sorry, there’s no waking up in the morning
  • If you woke up early he would pull you back into bed and hold you in his arms until you went back to sleep
  • If you ask him to let you go he’s just going to let out little groans and whimpers and they’ll be so cute sjbdjkewbjrwe
  • When you finally wake up, he’s going to watch you stretch and sigh at your beauty
  • Then he’ll lean down and plant a soft kiss of the corner of your mouth
  • KILL ME
  • Oh man, he’ll try and make you lunch by himself
  • TRY
  • But he’ll most likely end up calling Jin on the phone and asking for instructions
  • And pretend that he made it all by himself
  • “Woah! This is delicious! How did you make it?”
  • “Min Suga. Genius”
  • If you were having trouble picking out clothes he would help you because he has all the swag
  • But he really wouldn’t care what you wore
  • Because you’re so perfect to him <3
  • You would have to be very patient with him because he’ll be working on music all day
  • And when you try to make him eat he’ll try to refuse
  • “Let me finish one more line…”
  • “Yoongi, please, you skipped all your meals today.”
  • And with that, he would finish everything you made for him
  • His hugs would be the best because they reminded you of home, all warm and inviting
  • And also, he probably smells soooooo attractive
  • When you got sad, deep down he would really want to help you
  • But it’s really hard for him to show you that he’s trying
  • So he would just sit there and listen to you, nodding his head in understanding
  • And if you needed it, he would pull you into a hug and hold you there until you calmed down
  • When he thinks he made a good song, you would be the first to hear it
  • He would look at you with expectant eyes, waiting for criticism
  • But of course you loved the song
  • And his smile would grow all bright, gummy
  • If you ever cussed, he would smile and raise his eyebrows
  • “That was hot”
  • WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF, WHAT THE FCK
  • If you ever had a problem, he’s the first person you go to because he will give you honest, useful advice
  • He’s gonna try to get you to dye your hair the same color as his omfg .-.
  • But he’ll deny that he ever did it if anyone asks him
  • In front of the members, he’s not going to try to make others jealous and he’s also not going to be protective
  • He’d just want you to have a good time and hang out like friends
  • There will be days where he comes home at like 5 a.m. completely drained and exhausted
  • These might be the nights where he spills all his pent up emotions and tells you how much he cherishes you
  • And loves you so much that he never wants to spend a single moment without you
  • And he’s going to hold you so tight that you almost can’t breathe
  • But you’d never want to be anywhere but in his arms

Originally posted by bwiseoks

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-Admin C

Jimin, Namjoon and Jungkook react to: Their girlfriend squeezing their boobs onto anything

hello-btsfangirl said: You’re hilarious!!! 😂 ehm BTS reaction too gf squeezing their boobs onto anything just for fun

NAMJOON: (You find him in the living room walking around)
Y/n: * You tip toe up to Namjoon and you wrap arms around him to squish his back against your boobs* Hi Joonie!
NJ: *jumps up a little because you scared him* Oh it’s you. Hi baby! *tries to turn around to kiss you but you keep him in place* Let me go *laughs* 
Y/n:*you press your boobs on him even harder*  No! I like hugging you like this.
NJ: It’s cute because you can’t even see over my shoulders. *feels your boobs squished against his back* Uh babe, please let go. ‘Don’t pop a boner, don’t pop a boner’
Y/n:*smirks* But why?
NJ: *squirms around in your arms* It’s nothing just let me go *laughs nervously*
Y/n:
Fine *you finally let him go* I was gonna ask if you wanted any help with your little problem but since you want me to let go I’ll just leave
NJ: No! Yes, please help me!

Originally posted by yoonseok


JUNGKOOK:(You love to squeeze his head on your boobs)
Y/n: Kookie!
JK: Y/n!
Y/n: What are you waiting for kiddo, come here and give your beautiful girlfriend a hug *hold your arms out to him*
JK: I told you that I didn’t like it when you called me that *pouts* *leans over to hug you*
Y/n:*put your arms around his head and squish him against your boobs* You’re too slow Kookie
JK: ’OMFG WHAT IS THIS, AM I HAVING ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE  DREAMS, IS THIS REAL?!?’  Uhh *tries to free himself*
Y/n: Why are you trying to escape, do you not like my hugs? 
JK: N- no! I love your hugs ‘Damn her shirt has a really low cut how did I not notice that. They’re so soft, I could stay here forever’
Y/n: Really?
JK: Yes ‘Where do I put my hands?!’
Y/n: I think you’re just saying that because you like having my boobs in your face *smirks*
JK: *Blushes* T-That’s not true!

Originally posted by nochuism

JIMIN:
Y/n: Jimin come here, I need your help with something!
JM:*runs into the living room to find his girlfriend standing very close to the wall* What’s up babe, what did you need help with?
Y/n: I need you to take a picture of my boobs
JM: What? *blushes*
Y/n: Picture, boobs, now, please.
JM: Okay sure * takes the picture* But why are you doing this *laughs*
Y/n: I want to see how my boobs look pressed up against different things. Next up is  the TV
JM: I want to play too *smiles*
Y/n: But you don’t have boobs 
JM: True…. I can use my butt, it’s the same size as your boobs or bigger lol that could work
Y/n: YEAH! Come then let’s see who has the best picture

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

I hope you like it :)
GIFS USED ARE NOT MINE

ok you know the smh has gotta have a lot of inside jokes but i bet this is even worse with those that live in the haus bc they’re constantly around each other so here are some haus inside jokes & memes with help from @abermb 

  • Ass Discourse
  • ransom said “bilk mag” instead of milk bag once and they’ve all said bilk mag so often they actually say that first instead of milk bag
    • when ransom’s at home he’ll be like “i’m gonna go get a mag of- fuck, a bilk- fuckigngn fuck”
  • “please don’t fuck the geese”
  • asking jack to sign increasingly ridiculous things when some stranger asks him for his autograph (this is a canon thing from the twitter but i can’t find the link)
  • “when my mother breastfed me there was definitely some vodka in there”
    • “vodka. like mother’s milk, only better.”
    • “vodka: kid tested, mother approved.”
  • that time they discovered derek and eric rhyme and wouldn’t shut up about it
    • they still haven’t shut up about it
    • “deric”
  • “lock your door or jack will steal your gold”
  • lardo, the tiny cave gremlin, 
  • “why don’t you go ask the COCKROACHES” 
    • cockroaches is always screamed at full volume, emphasis on the “cock”
  • bitty threatening to climb in the oven if anyone is mean to him
    • “bitty do your homework” “bye y’all time to go live in the oven”
  • (anything): happens (someone): “jack why don’t u take a picture of it”
  • holster settles down to watch one of his shows. someone is already on the couch. the tv is turned to a static channel. “oh, sorry holster,” they say, “guess you’ll have to wait till my show’s over.” they look at the tv and laugh as they eat popcorn. a tear slips down holster’s face.
  • constantly asking if anyone’s fed the cat. they don’t have a cat.
    • jack: “you don’t have a cat” shitty: “i can’t believe u let her die”
  • nursey’s mystical seducing guitar
  • making up bullshit southern sayings and then nudging bitty conspiratorially as if he knows what tf they’re talking about
    • “it’s hotter out here than a cocker spaniel rubbed in oil and stuck in a tree, right bitty?”
    • “that boy bakes more than a zebra in the middle of boston on a november afternoon”
    • bitty: “im climbing in the fuckgin oven” 
  • coming up with a fake teammate and talking about him on social media like he’s a close friend
    • “borky, man, what a guy. that goal, tho!!!!” 
    • “BORKY THE BORKSTER, THIS MAN RIGHT HERE. BEST GUY I KNOW.”
    • chowder: “what”
  • alexei mashkov is 20 puppies in a coat who have managed to infiltrate the sports world 
    • they refer to tater as “them” and jack has no idea why; at first he thinks it’s a gender pronoun thing but then he realizes they’re using the plural they and is even more confused
  • texting bitty that they’re out of butter when 1. he’s already stressed and 2. the fridge is literally full of butter
  • drawing faces on all of the eggs and screaming bloody murder when bitty cracks them
    • dex does this the most
    • “NOOOOOOOOOO I DREW NURSEY’S FACE ON THAT ONE YOU KILLED NURSEY YOU FUCKING MURDERER YOU’LL PAY FOR THIS” “dex pls stop screaming and let me bake in peace”
  • guilting chowder about things he hasn’t done like he’s a dog
    • “you’ve fucking done it now chowder. jesus christ. what the fuck is wrong with you, man” “I’M SO SORRY I DON’T KNOW WHAT I DID BUT I’M REALLY SORRY” [bitty voice] “chowder honey you didn’t do anything” “and now bitty’s in on it. incredible. we can’t trust anyone”
  • “nursey’s father will hear about this”
  • several different memes about the size of holster’s head
    • “if the world is destroyed from global warming we can all just move to holster’s head it’s big enough for several million people”
  • always cutting shitty off no matter what he’s talking about with “stop mansplaining”
  • dex has a sound effects app on his phone and plays sounds that do not match the situation at all
    • [bitty drops a spoon] dex: [duck quack]
    • lardo: “i just bombed that test dudes” dex: [airhorn]
  • sharing pictures of frogs to social media and tagging whiskey and tango in them
    • [photoshopped jerseys onto 2 tiny frogs] “good game boys!!! our freshman really did it for us today!!”
  • feel free to add your own memes
Kyungsoo touched Jongin’s face during Growl performance theory.

A video posted by @kkaisoo on Jan 10, 2016 at 2:58am PST

This is the video that I’m going to talk about.

Before you continue, I’ll remind you that shit is about to get delusional and there’ll be shit ton of cussing and me being a sarcastic bitch, while I’m at it everything that I’ll say here is not a fact although I think it is facts and everything that I’ll say here is my opinions. Thank you!

…After watching this video for 4896374 times I am left with hundreds of questions. When I saw this of course I fucking shit my asshole and I had a meantal breakdown. Some of my questions are, what was Jongin’s face during that time? Other members, how did they react? What happened next? Was Jongin annoyed? What happened after the performance? 

This video is only 13 fucking seconds and it’s not enough to satisfy my delusional brain and it doesn’t help that I’m skeptical, I always fucking question things and here I am writing my theory. As I said, this video is too short for my liking so I went to YouTube and searched for different angles of this performance as much as I can. Downloaded them all, made them into gifs, and boom, a theory was born.

Let’s start with Kyungsoo and Minseok mischievously smiling at each other right before Kyungsoo’s verse started.

Alright, this is an angle where we could see Kyungsoo smile no sHit.  You see that smile? This bitch is hiding something. I can fucking smell it Do Kyungsoo. Now, let’s look at and angle where we could see Minseok smiling back at him.

It’s a little blurry but you can survive. In the first set of gifs you could clearly see Minseok smile but people will shit on my head and they’ll be doubtful. So here I am, showing you a different angle. Their smiles were the one that lead me to question this whole thing. Those smiles are usually the kind of smiles that friends exchange with each other when they planned stupid shit. I don’t know about you but that is how I smile at my friend when we indeed planned something.

You could just tell me that they’re just casually smiling at each other but since I’m a fucking trash this is not normal and you can’t tell me what to do. And so I investigated and investigated, and investigated…

And it lead me to another point.

Plenty of people just simply watched this video and screamed their head off not even curious what Jongin did/looked like when Kyungsoo was touching him. If you’re curious (which I thought you would be because you’re reading this post) then here is what he looked like during those times:

YOU SEE HOW FUCKING SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED HE IS?¿?”:\

dRAG ME TO HELL BUT YOU CAN’T DENY HE LOOKED BOTHERED AS FUCK

DOESN’T THAT SCREAM SEXUAL TENSION TO YOU OR ARE YOU JUST BLIND??¿’;{54

BITCH PLEASE

I’m not even going to forget to mention that he glanced at Kyungsoo two times during this gifs period. Go back and see for yourself. And I’m not even going to forget that he was breathing hard and did you see the way he tenses up? HELLO? Someone help this horny child out of his blazer please.

He can’t even look at Kyungsoo when he was touching him. I wonder how many rounds did they fuck that night? 1? 2? 9? 3598750?

Jongin was probably eye fucking Kyungsoo at that time after he touched him. He always eye fucks him anyways.

God, I’m such a trash.

ANYWAYS, it looks like Jongin pushed Kyungsoo arm or smth but it all depends on the angle, and this angle is all we have so you’ll have to judge for your own good:

Personally, I think Jongin did push Kyungsoo’s arm slightly, because if I were in Jongin’s position I would’ve too even though I love like Kyungsoo’s palm on my cheek. Why would I do that if I were in Jongin’s shoes? Well, I think I would want it to be less obvious. I’m gonna start a new paragraph to explain this thoroughly.

Maybe Jongin wanted to make it a little less obvious. But that is not fucking working because he took off his blazer looking horny as hell and I think that is a dumbest move he ever made in his whole life if he were trying to make it less obvious. If he was trying to make it less obvious he already failed from the fucking start because as I said, he took off that blazer looking hot as hell and there’s no way he can make it less obvious when their friends literally did the same action Kyungsoo did to him seconds ago. IMHO, I think Kyungsoo is tired of being subtle touches and hiding all the time. He did this because he knows people will think it’s all for fans to see, all for fans to like/love, all for fan service. But there’s something inside of me that thinks that is not true. I think he did it on purpose to rile Jongin up. 

Wow, that’s a nice prompt for anyone to write a Kaisoo smut on. ;)

Moving along, when Kaisoo was happening the rest of the members were turned to the back and some of them were staring at the screen, right? So I decided to take a closer looks at the members when Kaisoo was happening.

The member’s positions if you are curious.

This is Chanyeol, the member who doesn’t give a fuck and just wants to get off the stage. Personally, I think he’s used to it. Like he didn’t even move a single face muscle when Kyungsoo touched Jongin. If he is used to it, I wonder if he’s used to hearing moans as well from Kaisoo’s room?

Minseok and Suho: The assholes that were involved in this shit. They looked pretty chill but they’re watching for a very, very good reason later on. ;)

The other members are pretty much zoning out, Baekhyun and Jongdae staring at the floor, Lay looking at the fans, Sehun fixing his hair for 496824759130 times that day, Jongin’s dick hard as hell and Kyungsoo looking proud as fuck. :)

Let’s get a little bit more exciting, shall we?

After this moment, Minseok, Yixing, and Suho’s verse came. You know what Minseok and Suho did?

THEY IMITATED WHAT KYUNGSOO DID TO JONGIN.

That’s the part where I shit my pants and started crying blood. My tear ducts hurt as hell and I swear to god I wanted to kill someone because oh my fucking god I never saw it coming.

FOR FUCKS SAKE GIVE ME TIME TO BREATHE

IM???.’’;[394

I CANT FEEL MY TOES WHILE IM WRITING THIS

I’m going to calm down and explain shit because that is what I’m here for. i don’t really know what to fucking explain because this is pretty much self-explanatory but I’ll fucking do it anyways—

Minseok touched Kyungsoo’s cheek using his knuckles, literally the same way Kyungsoo touched Jongin but only by the knuckles. Suho touched Jongdae by the neck and that’s exactly the way Kyungsoo seduced Jongin, only missing the sliding my hand across your chest part.

Let’s break it into two parts. 

Let’s talk about Minseok and Kyungsoo’s moment first. Here’s a closeup so you could see better:

Closer:

Look at Kyungsoo smiling though. Look at Minseok’s fucking smile like—

exCUsE U wHAT THE FUCK>???

They’re basically teasing Kyungsoo right now. Like holy shit wouldn’t friends tease you when you did something in front of your crush? That smile Kyungsoo made and he looks so shy and embarrassed. He’s like, are they really teasing me right now and he looks so cute I want you to see his smile in another angle:

FUCK ME

Kill me but don’t you deny that he looked so fucking shy. That grin is so cute I’m gonna jump off a cliff and that fucking smile is going to be death of my dead body. He really looked so shy though. I guess he didn’t saw this coming as well. I bet he thought that they’re just going to let this go and just do their thing and not tease him right in front of the fans. But thank god Minseok and Suho did this shit because this moment is my gospel now. They made it more obvious which I like, Kyungsoo and Jongin are so obvious it’s amusing how they always try to hide it while showing it. Two sides contradicts but you fucking get it, alright.

Let’s move our focus to Suho and Jongdae moment.

This is LQ as hell because I’m a piece of lazy shit but you can still clearly see Suho’s smile and Jongdae’s most gayest reaction. Jongdae doesn’t seem to know that Suho will do that to him. His reaction says it all. It’s quite funny because he’s so shocked he just had to put his palm over his mouth.

Let’s take a step further just to see more around the field.

Jongdae was probably thinking, did he just fucking do that or is this the feeling that jongin felt when kyungsoo touched him because that fucking reaction screams those thoughts for me.

Did you guys see Sehun? I was protesting with myself whether he knows something or he’s just simply laughing at Jongdae’s reaction. Since I’m a trash, I don’t believe the latter.

I’m keeping a close eye on you, Oh Sehun. 

I was asking myself what was Jongin’s reaction when Minseok touched Kyungsoo and Suho touched Jongdae and thank god there were blessed fancams and his reaction is priceless.

There’s a lot going on in this gif and did i even mention that six of them are fucking smiling/laughing just because of this whole thing. You can’t see shit from this angle but you can clearly see Jongin laugh. I’ll show a better angle.

THAT SMILE THO

The last second of this gif Jongin actually looked at Kyungsoo after he glanced at Minseok. Goddamn he looks so happy after he saw what their friends did to Kyungsoo. They’re teasing them and this is going to be so fucking delusional but if there was nothing going on with Kyungsoo and Jongin, they would’ve not copied Kyungsoo, Jongin would’ve not fucking smiled like this, Kyungsoo would’ve not laughed when Minseok touched him, Jongin would’ve not looked so hot and bothered after Kyungsoo touched him, Minseok and Kyungsoo would’ve not smiled evilly right from the start, Six of them would’ve not fucking smiled and laughed at the same time at the same shit, none of this would’ve happened if it’s all fanservice. It’s just Kyungsoo touching Jongin’s face, done. Nothing more.

But the opposite happened.

Minseok and Kyungsoo did look at each other and smiled evilly, Jongin did look horny as hell, Minseok and Suho did imitate Kyungsoo, Kyungsoo and Jongin did laugh at what their friends did. Am I even going to say more because I’ve proven what I think. Basically, what I am saying is that they’re in a relationship. That’s not really new but according to my experiences, my life and my friends, friends do tease each other when their friend did something to someone they like/love. Because I’m that friend who is like Minseok/Suho, copying what they did in front of their crush to my other friend. I’m not gonna copy if I think it’s too intimate tho lmAo. But yeah, you get my point.

As I stated earlier that Jongin looked at Kyungsoo, here’s a closer look:

I forgot to mention that Kyungsoo is smiling like an idiot too like Jongin. Wow, couples are really alike.

Crop it up and slow it down:

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anonymous asked:

Hey hey ♡ I have a little request for you since I fell in love with your writings. How would the RFA, Searan and V react if fem!MC would call them "master" ? I'd love a NSFW version :)

okay so the context for this is basically MC works at a maid cafe and ‘accidentally’ says that to them 

also NSFW lmao i can try but- y’all know i’m bad at sin xD


Yoosung:

  • he walked through the door expecting the more than normal “hello” from MC but
  • instead it was “Good day, Master~”
  • one of those big anime “EHHHH?!” things
  • he can’t even form words like omfg what the heck just happened? 
  • he immediately starts blushing because he’s really turned on and he just covers his mouth in embarrassment 
  • Knees weak and slightly shaking he makes his way over to MC and just literally f a l l s into her arms cuz he’s so. damn. lightheaded from MC’s simple, less than provocative words
  • “M-MC.. please give me a heads up before you do something like that, my heart can’t go from doki doki to heart ATTACK.”
  • MC: ??? did i do something do i need to call ambulance

Zen:

  • He just came back from a run
  • Nice and sweaty… steamin’ hot, really.
  • Anyway he’s like taking a sip from his water bottle when he opens the door 
  • “Welcome, Master!”
  • he just cHOKES 
  • he’s over there like coughing cuz water almost got into his lungs all the while MC is still pouncing around in her fricken (work) clothes
    • which is hella kawaii btw 
  • and he’s feeling it man
  • it’s now or never 
  • so he promptly recovers from his coughing fit and picks up MC bridal style 
  • “EW you’re getting my costume all sweaty and gross”
  • “How can you say that to your “Master”?“
  • *MC’s face turns flush red when she realizes what her slip up has now caused
  • weoo not complaining for what’s to happen next though ;))

Jaehee:

  • I thought we promised to keep it PG 
  • but not today honey, not today
  • Jaehee was working (the usual) 
  • MC brought in some coffee so she could stay alive awake
  • and as she sets down the cup, MC just asks as if it were natural
  • “Master, would you like me to draw a cat on top of your latte?”
  • The only thing Jaehee could see atm was MC in a freaking a kitty lingerie outfit
  • she’d never liked cats more before
  • snapping back into reality she saw MC’s face staring at her dumbfounded
  • cuz she ain’t a perv like u baehee 
  • And she gives Jaehee a peck on the lips before she gets pulled under by Jaehee’s naughty, naughty thoughts

Jumin:

  • it was Sunday morning and he was playing with Elly as usual
  • MC was in the kitchen making some kitty shaped pancakes for the two of them but what Jumin didn’t know was that MC dressed up as a maid for the fun of it (since he never got to see her in it)
  • “Master~ breakfast is served” she announced as she left the kitchen looking SUPER ADORABLE in her outfit 
  • Jumin just stares at her and a sly smile begins to form on his lips
  • “Did you wear that for me?”
  • MC gives him a little wink and
  • He snickers a little and leaves Elly to play alone
  • *kabedon MC against the wall*
  • you can choose a pose (but tbh i think pose #4 is just perfect)
  • “would i get in trouble for ripping this?” he says has he tugs roughly at her skirt

707:

  • so he was just playing on his computer and suddenly MC just spins his chair around
  • his eyes widen at the sight of her in a maid outfit
  • “How do I look, Master?”
  • then he starts getting r e a l e x c i t e d
  • REAL EXCITED FOR:
  • to MC’s dismay, he decides to hold a maid outfit challenge
  • and they literally have to Skype call all of the RFA to get votes
  • also did i mention Zen voted for Seven lmfao
  • sorry MC, no sexy time for you - Seven’s just… being Seven

Saeran:

  • He was just tryna get some new socks okay
  • little cinnamon bun innocent as hell but
  • he accidentally walked in on MC changing out of her work clothes
  • “M-MC?”
  • unconsciously she answers “Yes, master?”
  • whoop 
  • there he goes, red as a tomato
  • “M-master?”
  • MC looks at him kinda confused like why is he so red-
  • ohhhh
  • OHHHHH
  • so she decides to play with this cute bby a little more
  • she leans in real close man so close he can feel her hot breath on his neck
  • “Or should I say… my saviour?”
  • RIGHT ON THE MONEY THE BEAST HAS BEEN RELEASED

V:

  • MC just came back from work and he can’t see her outfit because he’s freaking blind ok
  • but he can smell her perfume
  • “MC, you’re home!”
  • he walks over to give her a hug
  • “Yes, Master~”
  • he kinda stiffens like 
  • what did she just say?
  • MC goes in for a tight hug and he can feel all the frilly fabric 
  • and his breath hitches a bit because she smells like cotton candy and 
  • he’s suddenly a little choked man he’s gotta loosen the non-existent tie around his neck to calm the f down
  • and he like clears his throat a little
  • BUT THEN MC goes in for a kiss and he just cannot anymore 
  • “MC let’s go to the room to finish this”

LOL i wanted to add pics cuz it’s more fun lmao 

also sorry this is very SFW

~Cherry L.


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anonymous asked:

I love the idea of a friendship growing between MC and Jaehee at first because they're both the only girls and, like, sometimes you just gotta talk smack about the boys with another girl, but then it blossoms into this really good and deep friendship and I was wondering if you could maybe show how that friendship would manifest with MC's different relationships with the RFA boys and V?

A/N: THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA AND I LOVE IT SO VERY MUCH BECAUSE I FEEL IT ON A SPIRITUAL LEVEL I WANT JAEHEE AS A BESTIE IN EVERY ROUTE (also i kind of made this how they all reacted to the friendship i hope you dont mind) ~Admin 404

*YOOSUNG:

           - I don’t think it’d affect him that much

           -Like yyeess MC I’m so happy you got best friend!!!!

           -Does get a little jealous of her though

           -“MC!!! Wanna come play some LOLOL with me???” “Nah, me and Jaehee are going to go shopping!” “But…the two of you hung out all day yesterday?” “Yeah, and we’re gonna do it again! I’ll text you later!”

           -HE WANTS SOME MC TIME TOO *angry eyebrows*

           -As long as you make time for him, he’s a-okay!

           -But pls tell him secrets too MC he wants to be your other best friend

           -Also lowkey worried because??? What do the two of you talk about?

           -He remembered some of the things his sister and her friends used to talk about and he was nOT EXCITED

           -DID YOU TALK ABOUT HIM??? WAS IT GOOD THINGS??? OH GOD MC PLEASE TELL ME. WAIT NEVERMIND DON’T TELL ME I DONT WANT TO KNOW. WAIT YES I DO. WAIT NO. AAAAAAAAAAA

*ZEN:

           -*Slides into the living room and seductively throws himself over the side of the couch*

           -“Where the two of you talking about me?”

           - yeah talking about how you’re a total fucking DORK

           -He’s good friends with Jaehee too!! Why won’t you let him in the room for talk time ;A;

           -Tried sneaking into the room to listen but the two of you are smarter than that and have to physically throw him out of the room

           -He’s happy that you’re such good friends with her, though!!!

           -Since he’s her friend as well, he knows how badly she needed a friend for some girl talk

           -But?? Still?? He waNTS TO KNOW

           -MC WHAT DO YOU SAY ABOUT ME TO YOUR FRIENDS AAAAAAAA

           - honestly pouts and sits outside of the door sometimes when the two of you throw him out, blows up your phone until you yell through the door

*JUMIN:

           -This….is so weird

           -Why is Assistant Kang in his house

           -Tries to hand her work almost every single time

           -Until you kind of knock it out of his hand and it falls to the floor

           -?????? MC????? It’s her job??????

           -“She is here as my GUEST Jumin, YOU do that work”

           -G A S P MC WHAT

           -Overall he’s just so…..awkward when you and Jaehee hang out at home. Otherwise, he could care less if the two of you were close friends. He loves that you have a close friend to talk with! He also doesn’t care if the two of you talk about him, whatever

           -Like how is he supposed to act??? He’s almost two different people. He’s so laid back at home with you and all business when he’s at work with Jaehee. WhaT IS HE SUPPOSED TO DO ;A;

           - locks himself in his office when she’s over to avoid the awkwardness

*SAEYOUNG:

           -*dresses up as a girl*

           -*slides into the room to join the girl talk*

           -*is promptly kicked out by the two of you*

           -The only person he had like that in his life was his brother

           -But they’ve been apart for so long, and with everything that happened….

           -He tries to have that kind of friendship now and Saeran just kind of walks out of the room

           -So!!!! He’s happy for you!!! But also very jealous (though he hides it)

           -You can tell how upset he gets sometimes, and you and Jaehee agree to let him hang out every now and then to make him happy

           - only if he dresses up like a girl

           -When the two of you don’t let him in, he just turns on the CCTV because??? He wants the juicy gossip on all of the members too??? BAD SAEYOUNG

*V:

           -Completely respects your privacy

           -Please, MC, you and Jaehee spend all the time you would like together

           -Talk about whatever you would like

           -Your laughter is muSIC TO HIS EARS

           -HE HAS TO STOP HIMSELF FROM RUNNING IN WITH HIS CAMERA TO CAPTURE THE BEAUTIFUL, WARM MOMENTS BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU

           -He couldn’t care less what the two of you talked about

           -Knows that if you want to share with him, you will

           -Plus, Jaehee isn’t really a loud, rowdy person well most of the time

           -So!! She can stay all she wants!!! It doesn’t break the nice relaxed feeling of the house and he appreciates that

           -He even makes the two of you tea and some snacks every now and then!!! hes like a mum omfg

*SAERAN:

           -What do you mean you’re going out

           -What do you mean I can’t come in and sit in the living room

           -whAT DO YOU MEAN BY GIRL TIME WHAT THE FUCK IS GIRL TIME

           -MC WHAT DID I DO WRONG ARE YOU MAD AT ME??

           - someone please help him he doesn’t understand how this all works

           -Constant reassuring that you’re just going to hang out with Jaehee!! You aren’t mad!!

           -There’s just some things you have to talk about with a girl friend, ya know??

           -If you bring up even a slightly awkward topic he gets flustered and immediately agrees to leave the two of you alone

           -A lot of the time though, Jaehee doesn’t mind if he’s there? He’s actually pretty quiet and uninterested

           -He just likes to talk shit about Saeyoung let him into the conversation every now and then plEASE he needs to get it out

A Date With Markiplier

So I’m sure most of you are aware of @markiplier ’s most recent video which is a choose your own adventure-esc story. I’m completely in love with the idea and how it was executed. Team Markiplier did a fanastic job with it and i was movitaved enough to do this! i spent 10 hours making these cute little gifs and the lack of sleep was worth it. (Thanks for the motivation to get my ass in gear once more :) )

So here we go on the adventure that is a Date With Markiplier:

Warning! THERE ARE SPOILERS! these are all of the 10 endings and so if you haven’t gotten them I may spoil it for you! First Ending: Meta 

AKA, Mark being a huge dick 


Second Ending: I Had So Much Planned

AKA, use wheelies to escape your feelies


Third Ending: Vanilla 

this one was the first one i did, and i was just going to do this and Chocolate but i got carried away…

AKA, Pure Vanilla Bean 

Fourth Ending: Chocolate

This was supposed to look more menacing than it actually does. Oh Whale 

AKA, OMFG DARKI IS BACK!!1!!

Fifth & Sixth Endings: Peanut Butter Blues & Tuna Triumph

These are some of my favorites because they are so random and they remind me of the history lesson videos 

AKA, What. The. Actual. Shit. Just. Happened.

Seventh Ending: Alien Abduction

AKA, the newest MIB movie looks great!

Eighth Ending: The Big Dig???

I believe that this is the eighth ending??? Please Correct me if I’m wrong

AKA, I just watched a full grown man scrape the floor with a spoon for ten minutes

Ninth Ending: Mark Ded AF

AKA, this is why you never split up 

and finally, the Tenth Ending: True Ending

AKA, The Return Of Wilford Warfstache

Sorry for the long-ass post, but i hope you like the fruits of my efforts. I am a beginner in digital art and I know its not perfect, but that’s why i posted it. :)

anonymous asked:

OMFG I JUST FOUND THIS OLD MINJOON VIDEO OF JIMIN IMITATING NAMJOON. AFTER JIMIN WAS TO SHY TO FINISHED THE REST AND HID BEHIND HOBI, HOLY F, JOONIE SAID, "COME HERE NOW" AND JIMIN RAN OFF QUICK. WHAT. DID. I. JUST. SEE. O_O

ok but seriously jimin teasing joonie b/c he wants to get a reaction out of him is one of my fave things about minjoon

scarlet99  asked:

KiC Viktor gets really clumsy around Yuuri but the worst had to be when the Sheer Shirt and The Jeans combo ~appears~... Viktor.exe stopped working. Viktor accidentally spills water all over Yuuri. It's simultaneously the worst and best thing that has ever happened to him. Bonus: Oh no! Yuuri had to take his shirt off so it can dry properly! *Slicks hair back* Eros mode activated. RIP Viktor.

Yuuri stares in horror as the water soaks his shirt and makes the translucent fabric stick to his skin. 

“Oh my god,” Victor says, eyes widening. He sets his now-empty glass down on his table. “Yuuri, I’m so sor–” 

“It’s okay,” Yuuri answers quickly. He really doesn’t want to hear that Victor Nikiforov’s immediate reaction upon being exposed to his body is an apology. “I’ll just–”

“Let me–” 

“I, um–” 

“Yuuri,” Victor says, touching his arm. They’re both breathless, for some reason; they’re both freaking out. Even though it’s water. 

It’s water. Water tends to dry, Yuuri recognizes. 

Still. 

“Let’s take you to the closet, yeah?” Victor says, and he slips a hand through the crook of Yuuri’s elbow and tugs him to the hallway. 

When they arrive at HMC’s massive closet, the Accessories staff there pretend to avert their eyes as Victor leads Yuuri to a rack of shirts. He lets go of Yuuri’s arm to rifle through the hangers, muttering to himself. He picks one, finally, and turns to Yuuri. “Here, I think this will–” He stops, jaw slackening. “You’re shirtless.” 

Yuuri feels his cheeks heat up. “I figured I’d hang up my shirt and let it, uh.” He coughs and waves the hanger in his hand. “Let it dry, right?” 

“You’re…” Victor blinks and shakes his head, never finishes his sentence.

[HMCOUTURE SLACK CHANNEL: #interns_random]

allisonm: you guys. victor and yuuri. the closet. it’s happening.
jennaj: this is not a drill people it is ~happening~
aaronp: omfg what?? they kissed?? @alext you owe me $5 
jennaj: no no no they’re just flirting super obviously
aaronp: …oh
aaronp: they do that all the time wtf come back when something substantial is happening 
alext: ha! see? i still say it’s not going to happen at least for another 3 months
allisonm: RIP ice king victor and little duckling yuuri 

we have two cats and they absolutely despise each other, so just now I came upstairs to THIS, and I snapped a picture as evidence for the rest of the fam because these two have always been MORTAL ENEMIES so I’m like omg did they bury the hatchet after 12 years? what happened?

AND THEN I DIED A LITTLE BECAUSE IT WAS FOLLOWED IMMEDIATELY BY THIS

“WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, HUMAN?! WE DON’T OWE YOU ANY EXPLANATION, WE DO AS WE PLEASE!” 

I’m yelling

anonymous asked:

Could I get a Jungkook roommate au where he likes you but you dont know? Thank you so much for considering ❤️❤️❤️

Originally posted by jinkooks

Hey love~ Sorry for the long wait!! The thing is that I liked your idea a bit too much lol. I wrote a bit too much and I’m thinking of making a part 2 ;) Thank you for this amazing idea and I hope you’ll request again in the future~


Genre: romance/fluff/love
Pairing: Jungkook/You
Length: 2363 words
Summary: Jungkook is your campus roommate who has a huge crush on you. He’s been hiding it for so long and you’re still clueless about it.

©JUNGKOOKFORTUNEKOOKIES
DO NOT RE-POST,TRANSLATE OR DISTRIBUTE.I WILL FIND YOU AND MAKE SURE YOU WON’T FORGET ME :)

JK ROOMMATE AU : PART 1/PART 2/PART 3/ PART 4/ PART 5/ PART 6
/PART 7


CHAPTER.1

“Jeon Jungkook.”, you stared at his framed picture as you tilted your head,  patting the frame of your nerdy glasses “The ultimate mystery man”

You were working on your literature assignment as you decided to chose Jeon Jungkook as your inspiration. Who was he? What kind of person was he? Those were things you didn’t knew about him. People might have thought you were crazy due to the fact that you were clueless about a man you’ve been rooming with for over a year and a half.

You  heard the door click as you turned your head to look at the culprit. Jungkook probably came back from his last class of the day.

“Welcome back, Jungkook!” you waved your hands at him

He stared at you, completely startled as he nodded at you and smiled awkwardly like a shy school boy. You grabbed onto his arm as he wanted to disappear in his room once again.

“Wait wait wait!! ”, You stood up

“What’s the matter?” he stared at you as he dropped his bag on the floor

“To tell the truth”, you kicked the ground with your feet

Jungkook couldn’t help but to freeze on the spot. What were you about to say? What was going on this time? Had he forgotten to put the toilet seat down, again? He seemed distant, from the way you saw it, but  always cooperative, no matter what. What could’ve had happened this time? What had he done this time?

“I’ve been working on my literature project. You know… I have to write a poem and I thought you’d be a great topic”

“M-Me?” he pointed at himself “You’re writing a poem about me?” he raised a brow “Why me?”

“I don’t know! I mean, you’re very interesting for some reason and I want to know more about you! You’re always so silent and that intrigues me”, you smiled at him

“What does this have to do with me being your topic?” he looked dumbfounded

“Just be my topic, will you?” you smack edhis arm in a very friendly manner

“Sure…whatever pleases you”, he nodded before disappearing in his room

“This little!” you shook your head in disagreement “Why does he always have to hide in his room”, you pout and took off your glasses

His door slung open again as you noticed his  new outfit. A tank top and some shorts. He was going to the gym and you knew it just by looking his attire and his sports bag.He ruffled his hair as he passed by you

“Leaving to the gym again?” you sighed as you stared at him

Jungkook nodded at you as his heart softened , seing you pouting over the situation.

“ I’m in no position to say this, since we’re only roommates”, you suddenly said “ But it feels really lonely when you’re not around”, you poked his shoulder as he   stiffened up. He shivered  as your finger came in direct contact with his warm skin

“Come back early, will ya?” you tip toed as you ruffled his black hair" It’s dangerous out there"

Jungkook’s immediate reaction was to grab your hand and remove it from his silky strands of hair.   He was astonished.

“I-I’ll be back soon”, he nodded as growing flush made its apparition across his cheeks

He skipped out through the door as he stumbled  like an adorable bunny.

“This cute little bastard”, you chuckled to yourself before closing the door.

The more you looked at him, the manlier he became. He kept on getting taller and manlier by day and you couldn’t help but notice all these little things. He was also   the ultimate Boyfriend Material. After  living with him for a while and you couldn’t help but dream of having a husband as responsible and amazing asJungkook.

Jungkook  was the kind of boy that did  his laundry on his own.There was no way on this earth where he would’ve  left you in presence of  his dirty clothing  or even worse , his underwear.The idea of getting his laundry mixed up with yours scared him to its fullest, but you didn’t know this tiny detail.

He was probably cleaner than you,  his room was a perfect example, as it was always so tidy and amazingly clean.You never dared stepping  inside his room, but you went in a few times in the past .It  smelled like hair products and strawberry chapstick.

You probably didn’t know, but there was this one time where your underwear got mixed up with his shirts. The boy felt  like dying the moment he saw that red and black lacy bra dropping on the floor.

“Well..Jeon Jungkook…. congrats, you’re F*cked now”, he ruffled his hair in frustration “How in the world did it got here?!”

He tried his best to avoid such a situation, yet it still happened. What if you caught him ? He didn’t want you to think he’s some closet pervert that steals underwear!

He didn’t wanna touch it either, what if you’d see him? Well he did wanna touch it, but he was afraid to do so. He had to pick up your bra anyway since it was on the floor. He closed his eyes before his fingers touched the soft fabric and his face was getting redder by the second.

He was basically touching your bra, which implied a lot of stuff in his brains

“W-Wait…if I just touched this…doesn’t it mean that I-I-I indirectly…. OMFG…what the F*ck have I just done?” he dropped your bra to the floor before burying his red face in his hands

“You succeeded Jeon Jungkook, Y/N is going to think you’re a pervert”, he wanted to die “No…you actually are a pervert, since you just touched your roommate’s underwear”

You were away for the day with your friends, so he was safe, but still, the boy was feeling disgusted by himself. What had he done? You were such a nice girl and he just touched your bra as if it was no one’s business. How was he going to face you now?

He didn’t had the choice, but to pick up your bra and bring it back to the laundry basket, so that you won’t notice.As he was walking to put it there, he couldn’t help but feel his body heat up.What was wrong with him? He didn’t knew what was wrong with him either. This was the beginning of his hormonal tragedy.

That was the event that made him avoid you at all costs. He couldn’t help but think about that bra and how it would look on you, since it’s obviously yours. He felt disgusting and hated himself for thinking that way, when you were so sweet and nice to him. You were such an innocent cute girl and he felt like shit for acting like this. It wasn’t his fault, he never wanted his hormones to act up, they just did on their own. What could you expect from a 19 years old teen anyways?

Second thing you ignored, was you were driving him insane with each and every little gestures of yours. The way you tied up your hair, the way you bent to get something, the way you applied lipstick or then again how you’d pull your hair to the side as it revealed the side of your neck. Every  time you’d nudge his arm and his skin would be in contact with yours. He could also add up the fact that you’d enjoy wearing revealing clothes a bit too much, which was why he avoided you like pest during the summer. His only way to decompress and to get his stamina focus onto something else was to hit up the gym with his buddies and forget about you.

“Why does she have to stick like glue to those shorts?!” he growled in annoyingly to his friend “Why can’t she let me live”

“Don’t blame her bro, she can wear whatever she wants. It’s up to you if you can keep it in your pants”, Taehyung nudged the latter

“Take it easy man…take it as a challenge! A competition! You’re good at competitions!!Show her you can win”, Namjoon encouraged his dongsaeng

“You can’t understand hyung”, Jungkook shakes his head “This is another level, in which I’m unable to fight back… I can’t… I just can’t”, he kept on running on the treadmill

“Damn, that girl be making you sexually frustrated for real man”, jimin chuckled nonstop like a perverted ahjussi

“Calm down, Ahjussi”, Taehyung laugh at jimin “We all need girlfriends tbh”, he pouted before looking at jungkook “ At least you’re sharing a room with a girl”

“Kim Tae, I promise you. There’s nothing great about rooming with a girl, if you want my opinion, unless you want to be alert 24/7 ″, Jungkook rolled his eyes

"That must be what torture feels like, huh? So close yet so far~” Hoseok added

“What about when she showers, man?” Namjoon raised a brow

“Don’t even start talking about showering…” Jungkook hung his head low “I feel like I’m going insane every time, she comes out with that flower-like aroma…ugh…and her hair”, he buried his face in his hands

Jungkook still remembered how you’d come out of the shower with your wet hair and goodly scented body. He was drunk with feels every time you showered. He always  felt nervous around you.

You could say he was physically attracted to you for sure, but as the time passed by, he couldn’t help but get attached to you and your little affectionate gestures. How you’d make sure to prepare a share for him when you made breakfast.You weren’t forced to make him food, yet you still did, because you adored the boy so much.

“Jeon Jungkook!” you smile before grabbing his arm “I made food and I need your feedback!”

He stiffens under your touch and slowly removes your arm politely before nodding and giving you a slight smile

“Are you sure? I can eat this? I-I mean… I don’t want to steal your food”, he walks with you to the small table

“Yah~ I made this just for you, Jungkookie!” you made that cute expression “I mean… you’re my one and only roommate, right?!” you shoot him a wink and he feel his cheeks heating up as he sits to taste your food

It tasted damazing and his eyes couldn’t  help but widen

“You like it?!” your eyes widen

Jungkook nods before smiling at you for the first time ever

“It’s amazing”, he stared at you

Jeon Jungkook complimented your food?!

The boy was slowly warming up to you and you knew he was a very adorable boy hiding it behind a shy mask. Jungkook was also a sweetheart with you. He’d randomly throw his jacket over your shoulders when you’d be complaining about the cold weather.  He even covered you up with a blanket the times you ended up sleeping in the living room. He also helped you many times with your calculus assignments and even  bought you drinks when you got tired during the finals.

“Hey..Jungkook”, you say with your eyes halfway open

“H-Hey”, he nudged your shoulder “You shouldn’t be sleeping here. You’ll catch a cold”

“Awww…you worried about me?” you smiled weakly “I’m ok …I’ll be just fine…I still need to finish this”

“No you’re not”, jungkook replied and it was the first you heard his firm manly voice standingout “Y/N, get up and go to bed, we can always study tomorrow for the test”

“No, I promise. I’m totally fine”, you pushed his hand away

“I’m not fine about this”, he said in a stern tone “You’re exhausting yourself! You better get up or I’ll bring you to bed”

You  were already too tired and your brain couldn’t seem to function, so you couldn’t get the was the last part of his sentence

“Jungkookkkk…. I’m fine!” you patted his toned arm

He lifted you up bridal style with no difficulty. You were like a feather in his arms. Working out quite frequently for the past months did pay off.

“Yah…what’s going on?” you blinked

“Just sleep, I know what I’m doing”, he commented without even staring at you as he went up the stairs, laying on the bed

“Woooahh…seems like you’ve been working out, nowadays”, you pocked his toned arm

He stepped back as he  slowly removed  your girly fingers from his arm

“Yeah… I did ,a bit”, he commented before bringing the bed covers on top of your small body

“Then that means, you’ll be able to protect me, if there’s a bulgar”, you chuckled cutely

You were drunk with tiredness and Jungkook couldn’t help but find this side of you amusingly adorable.

Jeon Jungkook was indeed there to protect you whenever you needed it. You may have shared a roommate kind of relationship, but you both unexpectedly were bounded to also share a bed-kind relationship in a few hours ( I see y'all dirty minded ppl lmao).

….

Jungkook finally came back after his work out with the other boys was done.You could clearly notice his moist looking skin and the wetness that his hair was giving out.

Drops of sweat sliding along his jaw and neck, like a boy that was posing for a sports magazine. You could also notice how his forearms were still toned from the work out he just had done.

He was kind of hot, you had to admit. He was getting hotter as the day passed by and you couldn’t help but feel yourself flush as your eyes wouldn’t budge away from his amazing body.

Jungkook went to shower like he usually does. He came out wearing his black and white hoodie that seemed so fluffy you could die.

Jungkook sat on the living’s room couch and started changing channels, till he found this one horror movie that was showing especially for the night.

You thought this was the perfect occasion for you to know more about him. Did he really liked horror movies? What kind of boy was he? You needed to know for the sake of the poem you’ll write on this cutie pie.

Little did you knew that shit was going to go from 0 to 100 real quick, just because of a horror movie.


TO BE CONTINUED

anonymous asked:

Can I request a Sebastian michaelis with a crush on his new master? (I love your blog omfg)

uAHH thank you very much, Nonnie! You’re all so nice to me I wanna know who you all are omg once again, Sebastian Michaelis can rip my heart out of my body and stomp on it anytime he wants idgaf

-Admin Robin

  • Sebastian would be kinda awk about it tbh like he would not know what to do initially but I 100% believe that he would just brush it off as him being super territorial over his food
  • He would be so careful around you, and he would make sure that he did everything at 120% to ensure your comfort and safety
  • He actually went to Tanaka and Agni before he confronted you about the way you made his body feel, like you made his head hurt and when you did something cute his skin would heat up sometimes and he was convinced that you were just a super weird soul but in the end he just rolled with it
  • I feel like the way he would approach you about it would not be subtle at all
  • He would bring you tea and linger in your office, or whatever room you were in, and you would just glance up at him and just ???
  • Hold up imma do a scenario

This was a peculiar sensation, the effect you had on the demon butler. He couldn’t quite put his finger on it, and although it was rather troublesome sometimes, he would be lying if he said he didn’t enjoy the feeling. Sebastian had just brought your afternoon tea to you while you indulged in the garden. It was one of those rare days where the weather was perfect, and the sun was out, but it wasn’t blindingly bright nor too hot. You glanced up, taking note in lingering presence. “The garden looks quite pleasant, Sebastian,” you let your eyes wander about, “The new flowers over there look absolutely divine! They’re such a lovely shade…”

He nodded in agreement and let out a small, “Quite, My Lady/Lord. If I couldn’t manage a task as simple as ensuring my Master/Mistresses’ satisfaction, why, then what kind of a butler would I be?” He stood proudly beside you, studying the way you gently sipped your drink, and the delicate way your hair blew softly in the wind. You let your eyes scan over his facial features, noticing how his brows were slightly drew together, as if something was bothering him.

“What seems to be the matter, my dearest butler?” You didn’t miss the way his jaw twitched and how his eyes flashed. “There appears to be something plaguing you. Go on then, speak your mind, and don’t you dare lie to me,” you playfully threatened him.

His once calm face developed the slightest edge to it, and he spoke clearly, his baritone voice crisp, yet oddly gentle, “Human hearts are quite irksome, you see. Unlike the flesh, you cannot see or touch the human heart,” He knelt down to your level, his crimson  eyes not leaving yours for a second, “And not even a Devil or God can bind the heart of another in the truest sense of the word,”

You were so moved and perplexed by his words that you failed to notice how close he had gotten to your face. “I’m sure I don’t know what you mean, Sebastian,” you tensed when he chuckled at your voice cracking. He was truly a beautiful demon, and he had always been so gentle with you. You closed your eyes and leaned in, while Sebastian mirrored your actions.

You pulled back, hurt flashing behind your eyes. “I hope you haven’t let the contract slip your mind. Recall that you are only serving me due to the fact that you’re hungry, and you want my soul.” His eyes widened, not expecting your outburst, “You talk of the human heart so highly, but you forget that it is not my heart desire, but my soul.”

His gloved hand came to gently cup the side of your face, his thumb moving back and forth across it. “Forgive my rudeness, but your assumptions of me are false. Your soul alone will no longer satisfy me, for there is something of greater value that I desire.”

You gulped, eyelids  fluttering, “A-And what might that be?”

His breath ghosted over your lips, “Your heart,” and he pressed them to yours, gently. “I’m not sure what you are doing to me, but you are like no other prey I have ever encountered in all my years,” his crimson eyes  danced over your features, and he pressed light kisses all over your face, “if you would be so kind as to grant me my one wish, and pardon my greed, I will in turn show you endless gratitude,”

You were completely under his spell. He was being so delicate with you, and you would be lying if you said you didn’t reciprocate his tenderness. “What is it you want, exactly? My heart?”

The corner of his mouth twitched slightly, “I want all of you,”


  • I feel like something like that would happen, ya feel?
  • after a couple of days of testing the waters, and with your consent, he would become much more handsy and, like, not CLINGY CLINGY, more like he’ll just rip anythin that comes near you to shreds
  • he is so bewildered like what the fuck why am I in love with my food
  • me 2 tho seb
  • he WILL watch over you at night and he WILL sneak kisses and he WILL snuggle and be gross and lovey
  • wow

farahblack  asked:

also about @ midnignt the fact that there was a whole segment about how shitty millenials are like im sure griffin "i would sign into law a logans run style over 30 extermination" mcelroy was fucking screaming inside. anyway i hate chris hardwick.

omfg did tHEY REALLY…

LIKE that even solidifies the sense i get that the producers and chris hardwick have no idea what they’re talking about; he didn’t know that response to dream daddy has actually been wildly positive until he heard the audience applaud, and i bet he probably never even heard of mbmbam or anything that the mcelroys do so he wouldn’t have known how much griffin hates “millennial jokes”. the whole show just comes off as not genuine and just makes me think of chris hardwick browsing the top trending on twitter and being like “ok this looks stupid i guess i can make fun of this”