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so last night i was rereading house proud by astolat, aka the best harry potter fic there ever ever was, & then i started having Thoughts about hp wizards being the descendants of the fae cuz it just makes!! so much sense!!!

i am perpetually disappointed by so much of jkr’s world-building but this in particular bothers me so much cause like

she placed so much emphasis on blood lines & ~purity but the only ever used it as a shite allegory for racism

u know who gives a thousand shits about blood lines? the fae. u know who goes to great lengths to exist separately from humans? the fae. u know whose society is split into groups based on personality? the fae!!

the evolution of wizarding society makes so much more sense!! if u interpret them as being fae adapting to the changing world!!!

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In which Bakugou is me

bts scenario: mirror sex

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jin: jin’s hands would push you closer against his body as he thrusted into you. “look at you, baby,” he pulled your chin up to watch yourself in the mirror in front of you, body flushed, “you look so gorgeous.” a particular hard thrust pulled moans from your mouth as you watched yourself clench around jin. “fuck princess,” jin growled as the power of his thrusts increased, bringing you closer and closer to the edge.  

Originally posted by jiminrolls

yoongi: yoongi’s hands curled around your throat as his voice growled in your ear, “look how wet you are for me,” his hand tightened, “so ready for my cock.” your eyes fluttered open just in time to see yoongi push into you, a moan left your mouth as you threw your head back in pleasure. “eyes up, baby,” yoongi’s hand pulled your head up, “i want you to see how good i can fuck you, how quickly i can make you come undone.”  

Originally posted by sugagifs

hoseok: hoseok’s firm hands had you pressed against the mirror of the practice room, the cold glass making goosebumps rise on your naked skin. “beg for me,” he said as he stood tall behind you. you hummed lightly, “please hoseok,” you squirmed under his intense gaze, “i need you inside me, please.” a chuckled rumbled through hoseok’s throat before he leaned down to your height, “that’s right baby, now spread your legs.”

Originally posted by bangdulce

namjoon: namjoon’s hand landed a firm smack on your ass, “what was that?” he demanded, when you hesitated to answer another smack was given, “daddy asked you a question.” you moaned under your breath before speaking, “i want you to fuck me daddy, make me cum.” namjoon smirked, pushing you against the mirror in your bedroom, “you want to cum? want to watch yourself cum under my touch?” you nodded before namjoon’s long fingers pressed inside you. 

Originally posted by simondismydaddy

jimin: jimin’s body pushed you hard against the mirror as he breathed heavily into your ear as he thrusted into you, “so pretty for me,” he praised making you moan, “look at yourself.” your eyes blinked as your eyes met jimin’s in the mirror, full of lust. his lips attached to your neck sucking hard, sure to leave marks. “moan for me,” his teeth lightly nipped at your neck, “i love hearing you moan for me.”

Originally posted by bwipsul

taehyung: taehyung’s fingers would be quickly pumping in and out of you and your torso pressed to the glass in front of you. “you like this don’t you baby,” he breathed, “like watching yourself come undone with just my fingers, such a slut for me.” his words only turned you on more as your breath began to fog up the glass. his fingers moved faster and faster until you could feel your orgasm building, “please tae…” you begged. “cum, now.”

Originally posted by ttaegiis

jungkook: jungkook’s hands were everywhere, on you and in you. the cold of the glass plus the feeling of his hand’s had you dizzy with pleasure. “watch me babe,” he commanded as he began to unbuckle his belt. your teeth bit into the soft flesh of your lip as you watched him, clearly eyeing the hard on in his pants. “like what you see?” he teased as he pulled off his clothes. “always,” you answered. “good,” he smiled, “now on the glass, ass up, don’t keep me waiting.”

Originally posted by you-made-me-again

anonymous asked:

Imagine Steve will 100% do something if Bucky says he shouldn't/won't/can't... and the team tries to see the craziest thing they can get Steve to do.

“No you won’t.”  Bucky pinched his eyebrows together for the most disbelieving expression as he could muster.

Steve scowled and stood, marching off to his suite.  

“Holy shit.  What just happened?  We’ve been trying to get Steve to get some rest for days.”  Clint was glad that he wasn’t the only one looking mildly shocked.  

Bucky shrugged.  “He’s a competitive asshole.  There’s no faster way to get him to do something than to tell him he can’t or won’t.”

Natasha made an interested sound, but said nothing.  

**

In the morning, Clint arrived at the communal kitchen to see Steve making pancakes, Natasha sat at the table in pjs with a steaming mug of coffee.

“Uh.”

“Steve’s pretty sure he knows his way around breakfast, but I guess we’ll have to see.” She smiled sweetly.  

The pancakes were blueberry chocolate chip.  And delicious.  

“Guess you were right, Steve.”  Natasha said not at all begrudgingly and light-as-air.

**

It seemed unfair how many times Clint was in the medical bay.  But it was worth it, when he saw Steve sitting there, holding a compress to his side, Sam calmly (smugly) reading a book beside him.  

“What-“

“-Don’t give him any more ammunition than he already thinks he has, Barton,” Steve started, “I’m more than willing to see a doctor if I need to. Especially,” he glared at Sam, “because I know it sets a good example for my team.”

Sam held up a placating hand.  “My bad, man.  Guess I had some confirmation bias going on there.”

Clint sat down in the empty seat next to Sam and wondered whether he’d been hit in the head harder than he’d originally thought.

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“I’m just saying.  I get the feeling that maybe you can’t.” Rhodey smiled.  

Steve squared his jaw and stepped decisively in line for the Cyclone.

It wasn’t until after, laughing and dizzy and leaning on each other for support that Steve studied Rhodey and said: “I know what you’re all doing, you know.  I just can’t help it.”

Rhodey shook his head, smiling.  “Yeah. I know.  Bet you can’t eat more fried oreos than I can.”

Steve laughed, and led the way.  

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“Who are you calling a child?”

Did anyone order up some non-silly D.Va headcanon? No? Ah well, just leaving this here then.

please note i’d never actually do this but ??

…but every since this fucking lady threw a HUGE tantrum at my register the other day literally screaming for my (full) name and phone number and all other info to “get me fired” i’ve been thinking about this… do these fucktards not realize that /I/ literally have access to all their information from their rewards account? Our store has a free rewards program and for the most part people easily give us their F/L names, address, phone number, etc. 

How about I turn the tables and contact YOUR boss Sharron, and tell her how YOU s c r e a m e d like a god damn CHILD for 20 mintues in the middle of my store and see how YOUR boss likes it? How would your boss react if I told them you cussed out three underage employees to tears??

what if I DEMAND that YOU be TERMINATED for your behavior in MY store??? 

#petition for us workers to demand tantrum-throwing customers information to report THEM to THEIR bosses

((again I’d never ever do anything like this but, hey, a girl can dream about it))

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BACK WITH ANOTHER ONE-SHOT!!! I told you guys I’d have some canonverse klangst, so here it is! Longer than my usual one-shots, and while I don’t want to give a vague summary… there’s a bomb involved. So. Yeah, that’s a thing.

This one is actually inspired by this absolutely gorgeous, angsty art/mini-comic by @littlecofiegirl who is an amazing artist that you should definitely check out!!

I saw this comic on my dash and I loved it so much that I was immediately inclined to write for it? Anyway, here it is! I hope you enjoy!


The plan had been going flawlessly.

Key word being had.

Shiro and Lance were both searching opposite sides of the base for their captured teammate, and Pidge and Hunk were too occupied giving Shiro directions through the maze-like corridors that they neglected to warn Lance of the approaching Galra heat signature.

A cat blocked his path in the hall, staring at him with large, yellow eyes. It didn’t move to attack, but it also didn’t run away.

“Um… guys?” Lance tried over the coms, lowering his gun just a bit. He wasn’t about to shoot a cat, but he still wanted to be on guard.

He didn’t hear the Galra behind him until her hand was on his shoulder.

That was mistake number one.

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CAPTAIN CARTER AU - Captain America: The Winter Soldierrole swap (Sharon, Steve, Natasha, Bucky)