what color is your hair actually anyway andrew

neil dyes his hair hc

this is just my second headcanon so pls be nice to me i am a smol fragile child

———————–

-okay so renee would totally be the mastermind behind this

-like she was dying her hair while neil and andrew were over

-and neil kept watching her and so renee being the sweetheart he is tries to make conversation

-because god knows andrew isn’t about to

-”since riko won’t be a threat anymore, do you wanna change your hair color?”

-bless her

-’since riko won’t be a threat’

-riko won’t be anything anymore

-and neil actually considers this

-andrew raises an eyebrow but that’s about the most reaction they’re going to get

-so neil finally decides, yea, let’s dye my hair cause i fuckin hate having to see the shadow of my dad in the mirror

-my poor child neil

-anyways

-renee’s like “pick out what dye you want”

-so neil looks at the dye she has

-and it’s like all bright colors

-and neil decides he actually kinda likes the color red

-like bright red

-like as bright as nicky hemmick’s smile bright

-so he holds up that one to renee and she smiles at his choice

-andrew begins to question their judgement

-but doesn’t say anything because it’s not really his place to tell neil what to do with his hair

-and neil is pretty nervous bc like he’s spent most of his life trying to blend in

-that’s pretty hard to do with bright red hair

-but i mean, you literally drag people on national television neil

-anyways

-neil decides he’s never going to blend in anymore so he might as well do what he wants with his appearance

-so renee helps him bleach his hair cause it’s gotta be lighter

-and his hair turns out blonde from bleack

-andrew has a heart attack

-why is he so hot with blonde hair

-it’s not even his goal someone tell him he needs to stop

-but anyways

-renee dyes neil’s hair like bright red for him

-and he sits around talking with renee while  they’re waiting for the dye to do its magic

-andrew just kinda stares at him focusing on not letting his jaw drop

-then neil washes the dye out

-and renee like blow dries neil’s hair into his normal curly mess

-but now it’s BRIGHT RED

-ANDREW HAS TO PUT ALL HIS EFFORT INTO NOT LETTING HIS JAW DROP

-renee tells him it looks great

-neil turns to andrew after looking in the mirror all satisfied

-andrew just walks towards him and runs a hand through his hair like he’s examining it

-then he finally decides that yes neil looks fucking hot and he fucking hates him so damn much like wtf this isn’t okay neil

-”356%”

-”wHAT DID I DO”

-looked fucking hot, that’s what you did josten, i s2g you’re going to give us all heart attacks