what can you not do baby

The Houses based on my friends

• “Hey guys look what I can do”
• dances and sings a lot unconsciously
• has weird hairstyles
• mood swings
• leaves essays until the night before
• mega ultra super nerd

• finds really stupid things funny
• spends lots of time on social media
• says please and thank you all the time
• loves pillows
• amazing eyebrows
• uses a candy wrapper for bookmark

• wears bows in hair everyday
• physically cannot be angry
• tries to scare everyone and fails
• very affectionate
• walks on tip-toes
• blushes uncontrollably 24/7

• salty af 100% of the time
• swears every other word
• killer fashion sense
• carries dog around like a baby
• really contagious laughter
• will challenge anyone at anything

BTS reacting to their girlfriend moaning when they spank her playfully. [M-Rated]

!Warning! Contains some small smut so do not read if you’re around minors or in public.

Kim Seokjin:
He’d be really confused when he hears a moan escape your lips and would immediately freeze, not knowing how to react to it. To not make things awkward for you he quickly continues what he was doing and pretend it never happened.

Kim Namjoon:
He’d be quite startled when he notices what outcome his spank has on you and would do it again to see if it has the same effection on you before leaning in closer and seductively whispering into your ear, 

‘It’s always good to know the naughty things my baby is into’

Min Yoongi:
He’d smirk sexily at your reaction, excited that he has discovered a new kink of yours. Yet, he’d stop doing it and pretend to not know about it until the next time you misbehave so he can use it against you again.

Jung Hoseok:
His first reaction would be to giggle at you slightly, kinda irritated by your reaction before realizing that you actually enjoy being spanked and turning his attention towards you again, apologizing for laughing at you.

“I’ve gotten really startled by your moaning baby. I’m sorry.”

Kim Taehyung:
The minute the moan escapes your innocent lips, the blood would rush into his member and he’d get insanely turned on, resolving in him hitting you a second time just to hear it again.

“God baby. You’re so goddamn attractive.”

Park Jimin:
He’d bite down on his lower lip by hearing your reaction to his playful spank and would not hesitate to hit you another time to see if you react the same. He’d wait a few minutes before hitting you again, quickly realizing that you have nothing against it.

“Spanking you gets so much more exciting when both sides enjoy it.”

Jeon Jungkook:
When he hears you moaning, he’d jump slightly at your reaction and not believe it at first, staring at you with wide eyes. He’d have a hard time processing what reaction it has caused.

“Did you just…moan?”

Love, Youngmi~


“Hunter, look at me. There’s no shame in asking for help. Don’t worry about providing for me, I can provide for myself. We have bigger things to worry about than our pride and that’s Rex.” 

“You don’t understand, Alaska…” 

“I do, I do understand! But I’m here to tell you that we’re a team. We now have a baby together whether it’s convenient or not and we’ll need all the help in the world to give Rex the life he deserves. Isn’t that what you want?” 

“Of course, I only want the best for him.” 

“Then call your parents and tell them what’s happened. The sooner we can get help the better.” 

“You’re right…I’ll give them a call as soon as it’s morning in Newcrest” 

anonymous asked:

Do you think there's an age that someone should stop being into fanfiction? I get really self-conscious about the fact that I'm 20 years old and I love reading fanfiction and really want to start writing fanfiction but my being self-conscious about it makes me hold back.

I’ll be 22 in June and I still read fanfiction. I still write fanfiction (something I started when i was about 9 years old).

There’s no way there can be a certain age where it’s supposed to stop.

I think as long as you’re creative and you enjoy what you’re doing, then read/write fanfiction for as long as you wish.

Trying to say that there’s a cut off age is ridiculous and it’s like saying we shouldn’t enjoy movies/books from our youth.

You bet your ass I’m over here watching Tarzan, Lion King, Hercules, and eating baby bottle pops and those circles smile french fry things. There’s no age on anything in this world (well, obviously illegal things but….that’s beside the point) unless we put an age to it.

I write fanfiction and I’m going to college to be a creative writer, and I can vouch that my fanfiction writing has helped me to become the writer I am today and will be next month.

So, point of this story? Read all the fanfiction you desire, love, and don’t let anyone tell you differently!

lordyobidashi  asked:

This is a question about the herbivorous dinosaurs in the game, due to modern animals like deer being observed eating baby rabbits and birds to get the calcium from their bones (I think that's what they're doing?) would that be implemented into the game like say a Triceratops eating a hatchling Dakotaraptor?

In Saurian, you will not be restricted in what you can eat, but animals will not benefit as much by eating material that is not as nutritious or their bodies cannot process as well. It is not well known why primarily herbivorous animals eat meat/bones and primarily carnivorous animals eat plants/fruit, but generally eating things your digestive system has not evolved to handle well is not a good practice. Animals don’t always do things that are good for them.


“Baby ain’t nobody gonna love me like the way you do and you ain’t ever gonna find a love like mine”

He softly sang in your ear, as tears slowly fall down your face and onto his black t-shirt. Pulling away from you, to study your face, the face he had seen a year ago. 

“I can’t do it anymore baby. I’ve tried! Lord knows I’ve tried but I need you. I should’ve treated you better.  I’m sorry, I’m so sorry I hurt you. Please tell me you still remember us! Tell me it isn’t too late—”


“This can’t be it! Tell me what can I do to make it up to…”

Originally posted by marksonislovely


Credit to Bruno Mars, Too Good To Say Goodbye


anonymous asked:

Can you make a bad boy! Jimin x cross dresser! Jungkook hc? I'm sorry if this is weird... I love your blog by the way!!๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป

+ “What do you think about this skirt?” Jimin smiles as he watches his boyfriend pick up a plad skirt and holds it over his black skirt.

+ “It’s very punk.” Jimin says as he pets Jungkook’s purple purse.

+ Jungkook smiles as he moves to look at the mirror to check it out.

+ “It seems ok to me.” Jungkook says “I’ll try it on ”

+ “Ok baby I’ll be right here.”

+ Jungkook vanishes into the dressing room as Jimin pulls out his phone to look at his Twitter.

+ “What a disgusting boy.” Jimin hears, “being gay is one thing but even putting on girl cloths, what a fag.”

+ “Yeah so gross. At least trannys admit they want a pussy, he still trying to act like a man in a skirt. What a fag.”

+ Jimin shuts his phone off and stands up. No one talks badly about his boyfriend and Jimin doesn’t hold back against ass hole bigots.

+ Jungkook comes out in the plad skirt and looks in shock when he spots his boyfriend straddling a male and punching him hard.


+ Jungkook puts heart bandaids on Jimin’s nuckles as the older glares out the window of the other boys room.

+ “People talk Hyung.” “Talk shit, get hit.” Jimin cups Jungkook s face “no one talks badly about my baby boy. Not on my watch.”

+ Jungkook smiles and kisses Jimin.

+ “Ok, but how will you protect me if you’re in jail?” “I wish a pig would try.”

anonymous asked:

My cat passed away yesterday and I'm so sad. I just want to die and be with her. I don't know what to do. She was my best friend, my baby. She was only 3 years old. I can't take life without her

oh hon i’m so sorry, i know that’s hard. but i’m sure she’s lived a wonderful life with you and every good memory you gave her. 

anonymous asked:

Stephen is doing pretty good. He got some engery or something from his fans,someone patched him up and he's sleeping like a baby. Maybe you can send him a get well soon bouquet? Or give him a hug and a thanks? Both?

I don’t think he wants to see me after what I’ve done.

I should stay away, I’m a danger to everyone.

anonymous asked:

Hey Gabby Hope you're doing ok. Speaking from experience as a new parent (putting aside the fact that 4 nappies in 5 mins makes no sense to me at all ๐Ÿค”) I'm sure I wouldn't have wanted to get on social media at 2:30 am while being sleep deprived but what do I know? ๐Ÿ˜• This makes me worry that a big part of solo Liam's promo is going to be the baby as zigi has been for Zayn ๐Ÿ˜” thanks for listening ๐Ÿ™‚

No worries, sweets. I’m in total agreement. It’s so unrealistic I honestly can’t believe anyone falls for this shit.

Imagine Liam, an exhausted new parent, getting up in the middle of the night to change his newborn’s diaper, inexplicably has to do it 3 more times in the span of 5 minutes (really?!) yet somehow still has the energy and desire to let his millions of followers know all about it via Twitter right then and there! Not only that, but he’s perky enough to want to infuse humor into his tweet so he searches and searches until he find just the right gif to convey how totally tickled he is by the whole thing. Totally normal, right?

Unfortunately, it’s looking like this whole narrative is going to be utilized for a while and most likely during his solo stuff. I’m unnerved at the idea of a Chiam engagement but I can’t dismiss the possibility either.

NGL, nonnie, it’s gonna suck hard for a while. The two most likely outcomes for this circus are already making me nauseous and sad. I so did not want this for my boy.

anonymous asked:

Your blog is so good! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅkeep doing what you do!!๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป can i have a request for oikawa? Since he's always getting angst, he deserve something different ๐Ÿ˜ if you do nsfw, can you write something about oikawa and his s/o being in different schools and after a year of dating and a rare chance when seijoh went to s/o's school for practice match, oikawa and s/o secretly do it in s/o's classroom ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ if you dont do nsfw then ignore this! ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š thanks!!

You said to bring him out of the angst but I think I dunked the poor baby back into it! I’m sorry, Anon! But hope you like it either way!

To say that it had been a long time since they had seen each other was the understatement of the century. Separation was not something that Oikawa dealt with well - something that Iwaizumi understands more than he would like - and the effects of the distance were beginning to weigh on him. It was obvious in the way he played, how he handled his schoolwork, and even his interactions with his friends. So, it was to everyone’s great relief when they were scheduled to visit her school for a practice match; especially Oikawa’s.

And it was no surprise to anyone when their captain’s person was suddenly missing from their ranks. There was no questionings as to where he could be, because everyone knew. Plus, no one was willing to interrupt whatever they could possibly find.

They didn’t want to think about Oikawa kissing along her neck, bodies pressed close in the isolation of an empty classroom. Or how he pressed her against the surface of the desk, mouth trailing hot down her neck as his hands worked to remove any offending clothing. Or how her nails clawed up his back when he pushed himself into her, moans tumbling from both of their lips. And they especially didn’t want to think about how he was pressing her to the wall, her legs wrapped tightly around his middle and her fingers tangling through his hair as they reached their ecstasy together.

So, they’d let him be. They’d pretend he wasn’t missing as he kissed her gently, fingertips trailing over her collarbone as whispered nothings filled the space between them. His hands trembling in hers, their nerves buzzing in every spot where their skin touched as words of goodbye clouding their emotions with tears. They’d let him have this rare moment with the woman he considered the most beautiful beings to ever grace his life and how he would make sure he would see her again shortly.

Because Oikawa and her deserved this much; this blissful, temporary moment of happiness.


As you skim through the posts made by fellow lifters I strongly advise you to not try to pull off hauls like veterans off the bat. I know you want to have huge hauls. I know it looks cool to have a lot of notes on your posts. But for what? To impress a bunch of girls on Tumblr? I suggest to take things slow. People have huge hauls because they know what they are doing. They have experience. You can read all of the “___ tips!” posts but having actual experience in this field is imperative due to the fact that this is all fucking illegal. Please do not risk your freedom to impress your followers. I love the lifting community, and I do not want to see our little babies getting in trouble. Best of luck to you all!! 

xoxo - S 

3431jessica  asked:

I watched the movie and wondered, whether there is a chance that Belle ever met the prince BEFORE the Enchantress made the entire village forgot about the existence of the castle and its occupier? I figured out if she moved out of Paris as a baby, she must have been there in the village almost all her life. And when the curse happened perhaps she was in her teen years?What do you all think?

It makes sense, but I can’t figure out the timing of when the curse happened versus when we hit Belle’s time. Because the objects and the Prince didn’t age, but neither did Mr. Potts or anything. 

comakitten  asked:

Okay but baby your black post was on point im?? I literally had an argument with a black guy who thought "We were enslaved blah blah i can be racist" literally called our sub, who wore a hijab a terrorist and when i said "what if she called you nigger?" and he got offended but he literally did the same disrespect to her? black people think they are able to do anything. and its okay because of their history. btw dont send hate, it wont be answered bc idgaf bc what ur anons have to say

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

I will never find the words to tell you how much I love you, I will never find them because there are no words to explain it. You are my soul mate, my rock, my best friend and my girlfriend. I’m in love with you because I don’t know what I would do without you, I forget what life was like before I met you. All that you are is all that I will ever need. I fell in love with your smile, the way your eyes squint when you laugh, when you turn up the volume in the car so we can sing together at the top of our lungs, waking up to ‘Good morning baby’. I fell in love with you because you are my perfect person, you are BEAUTIFUL! If I could ask for one thing it would be that you could see yourself through my eyes to see how amazingly perfect you really are! I love how you always make me feel like i’m worth something, how you make me smile when I almost forget how to.

I fell in love with you because you loved me when I couldn’t love myself.

king-draws  asked:

ok my dear, 1. 13. 24. 42. you don't need to answer if they make you uncomfortable, also I really like your new icon but make sure you rest my dear (*´∀`*), so you can do it again my dear

1: What is your name and does it mean anything?

I am Chinese so my surname is come first .My surname is Yan is same with Donnie Yen just different spelling in English. And I do not really like my name so we skip it! 

My English name is Andie , named by myself. And both of them don’t have any meaning 

13: Name one movie that made you cry.


I cried twice QAQ I kinda a cry baby. Like I am not that easy to cry but I cannot control my tear . When I yawn , I look like cry -L-

24: How many pillows do you sleep with?

3 or 4 I think. Because I don’t like my bed too big. I want my bed feel like coffin . It is comfortable to me :D

And that why my sis said I am a vampire Xp

42: What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten?

A wasabi spring roll.

It is strange for me because I cannot eat too spicy . And wasabi is Japanese thing and spring is Chinese thing , it seems weird to me.

But it actually not bad.

anonymous asked:

Let's all keep calm about nalum drama, like ok calum is kinda MIA but so what ?? he left early at HV concert (i was there) and if they had met after there would have been tons of pictures! Instead of creating drama when there's no reason let's do something productive lol (you can ship calum with me๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผ) like im the first who's always SO pessimistic and dramatic when pictures or stuff came out, but now we have nothing lol

Stay calm babies 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

Little tips for the college witch!

I know personally how hard it can be to maintain doing the witchy things you love when you’re at college. Here are some things you can do that don’t take long while you’re at college!

1.) Do a one card tarot reading for yourself! My favorite is just asking: “What should I work on today?” This prevents any worrying cards from popping up and discouraging you in your academic endeavors.

2.) Sigils sigils sigils! Write them in your notebooks, on your art supplies, whatever! Scroll through this tag and check out what they have!

3.) Use your desk as a mini sacred space! You almost always have a desk at college, so if you do, fill a space with your little witchy things. One shelf of my desk holds crystals, a salt lamp, my tarot cards, and essential oils and herbs!

4.) Cleansing: My favorite method of cleansing is by using sage, but we aren’t allowed to have smoke in the dorms. Instead, I place my crystals near a salt lamp! The light from the lamp with cleanse the objects placed near it. You can just leave your lamp on while you’re in the room, and it’ll do the cleansing for you! (Please note that not all crystals should touch salt! Some can be highly toxic, so please do your research.) 

5.) Spell jars! You might not even be allowed to have candles in your room, or you might need to be a little more low-key with roommates. Spell jars are a great low-key way to do spells. Here is a great masterpost 

6.) Crystals! Throw a crystal in your bag with you when headed off to class. Citrine is an easy and affordable crystal that is great for confidence!

7.) Don’t be discouraged. A witch that only practices once a month is still a witch. If you can’t do any of these other tips, just practice the more internal practices of your own craft. This can include being mindful, having a vegetarian/vegan meal, and even meditating for a quick second while in the bathroom stall! Your craft is your own. (These are just some examples. Follow your own craft and beliefs when doing this.)

I hope some of these tips helped you! Feel free to add some more. 


Mark is happy where he is and enjoys what he likes best: rapping!