what britain loves

anonymous asked:

I find it hilarious that Paul's dad and Mimi were both protective of 'their boys' and disliked John and Paul.

it’s almost like…… they suspected… that their “friendship”… meant something… quite deep.. and real.. and almost.. gay….. interesting…

Under Appreciated Lines in Hetalia: Paint It, White!

Iceland: “Oh skit… what the cripes!


France: "Everybody knows I’ve got the biggest-”

England: “-nobody asked you, cheesy monkey!”


England: “…You feel like a horse’s ass!”


China: “Suck ball! I knew fortune cookie this morning was full of bad luck!”


Poland: “Why are you look at me like that with the no eyes?”


Switzlerand: [Permanant Neutrality Border]


Japan: “No likey” (said like ‘rikey’)


Tony: “Because I don’t do dubs!”


Japan: “Germany! I’m sorry; I touched you. But if we fight sporadically we will only end up defeated”

Germany: “Must kill!”


England: “Double-O-Ninja!”


Narrator: “Britain. A former pirate, but now a rather effeminate, yet gentlemanly empire with a plethora of rain. France is a longtime acquaintance he’s often found bickering with for bickering’s sake. However, in their heart of hearts, they love each other. Sexually”


America: “…When humans think the word hospitality, they all think about me because I know how to have a good time!”


Germany: There is no crying in alien warfare!


America: “I’m happy to see you, hands! We’re going to have so much fun!”


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