quick guide for new musers
- This is basically the basics of everyone in the band. cool thanks
- Matthew James Bellamy: chicken man. has a kid with hottie Kate Hudson (how??? idk). acts like a total fucking idiot but this asshole is a genius. has played piano since he was 6 and guitar since he was 14. very small (5'7") but has big feet. whatever that means. glitter. OH also his voice will shatter your soul. wwwwwwwwwwwwwww
- Christopher Tony Wolstenholme: fucking dad. also daddy. depends on the day. has SIX KIDS and is father of the eon. his smile can cure all problems. is TALL (6'1"). used to struggle with alcohol abuse but is now better and we are all so proud of him and we love him. his voice is beautiful. tats. soccer/football/futball (whichever you wanna call it). reincarnation of jesus christ.
- Dominic James Howard: damn. ok. total diva. taught himself how to drum??? like damn boy chill. small but not as small as Matt (5'8"). really likes leopard print. wears spandex on stage sometimes. has a thing for spiderman. is basically a total babe and makes me want to cry.
- Morgan Daniel Nicholls: the reason the band hasnt killed themselves yet. an actual saint. lives in his little hole. can basically play any instrument at any time. sometimes multiple at once. overall a wonderful human being and it PAINS me that he doesn't get the recognition he deserves.
- Thomas ?? Kirk: hate him. what an asshole. has been buds w Matt and Dom and Chris since they were in school. not IN the band, per se, but he's been w them forever and is behind all the "the making of" vids and those killer visuals on the drones tour. but also do not trust him.