what are you reading there artie

I had read some fics where hg crashing myka’s wedding but how about hg is getting married and pete, the big bro/bff of myka bering can’t stand this bs so he kinda just go and crash hg’s wedding.

“do you, helena wells, take na-”


“pete! what are you doing here?!”

“saving you from this disaster of course. [to the priest and nate] sorry for interrupting, hope you don’t mind I’m stealing the bride for my best friend.”

and they ran.

Shakespeare (Part III)

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Harry X Reader (AU)

In which Harry is a poetic frat boy who just so happens to be the TA for your new English class.

Read previous parts here.

Author’s note: Sorry I’m late again!! As always, all feedback is sincerely appreciated. Enjoy!

English class is your favorite class.

Since your paper, the past few weeks have been stuffed full of theory readings and poetry analyses. You’ve read Wordsworth, Woolf, and many in between. It’s hard not to get caught up in a world of rhyme schemes and symbolism.

Harry has been overly-avoidant. He didn’t look at you when you handed him your essay, and he hasn’t since. You’re just confused. It’s not clear why his eyes skirt around you when his gaze pans across the classroom, or why they glue themselves to the sidewalk when you pass him outside. But every time you see him or the thought of him merely crosses your mind, all you can think about is that second or two when he was in such close proximity. You can almost smell his cologne and see the thin hair spotting his chin.

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personality profiles ~ sansa stark

“What a clever daughter you are.”

It was clever. The tourney, the prizes, the winged knights, it had all been her own notion. Lord Robert’s mother had filled him full of fears, but he always took courage from the tales she read him of Ser Artys Arryn, the Winged Knight of legend, founder of his line. Why not surround him with Winged Knights?

She had thought one night, after Sweetrobin had finally drifted off to sleep. His own Kingsguard, to keep him safe and make him brave. And no sooner did she tell Petyr her idea than he went out and made it happen. 

(The Winds Of Winter)

What Do You Mean We’re Out of Money!?

Here you go @azlinne ! Hope you enjoy this, it’s my first attempt at writing several egos in a prompt! Tried to make it funny and light-hearted! I had to retype this on mobile, so please ignore any grammar or spelling problems :)

“We’re out of money? What do you mean we’re OUT OF MONEY?!”

All of the egos around the table flinched when Dark’s aura shot out and filled the room with intense feeling of dread and fear. Silver, the Jims, and Bing were already hiding under the table to avoid the demon’s stare. Dr. Iplier, Ed, Bim, and the Google upgrades were hanging their heads, clearly intimidated by Dark’s display of anger. The younger egos, Yanderiplier, King, and Artie, were in the hallway outside of the office, and even they flinched at Dark’s harsh tone. The only ones in the room who could hold their ground against Dark were the original Google, the Host and Wilford.

If anything Wilford seemed to be enjoying the show. He did nothing to hide his amusement at Dark’s fury, and he shrugged casually to infuriate the ego more.

“Mark called today and said we used up all of our funds, and that he wouldn’t give us any more until the end of the month.” Dark’s shell cracked, and the egos closest to him tried to subtly moved to the other end of the table.

“How did this happen? Google, you were meant to keep track of our financial activities.” Dark turned on Google, and the android glitched under the pressure. Bing peeked up from under the table and stuck his tongue out at Google, but he hid again when Dark turned his glare to him.

“I check on our finances twice a week, and we had more than enough funds to last a few months when I last checked. That was two days ago, and I did not withdraw any money in this time. Someone must have gained access to our account and used the money.” Google stared at Wilford accusingly, and the pink ego gasped mockingly. He put a hand on his heart and faked a pained look.

“Googly, you hurt me, but I’ve stolen that access code months ago. And it wasn’t me, I don’t use money. I just take, you all know this.” The egos all nodded in agreement; yeah, that made sense. When was the last time Wilford pay for anything? Never, most likely.

“So if it wasn’t Wilford…then who was it?” It was one of the Jims who spoke up, though nobody knew which one it was. Neither Jim made any move to come out from under the table, but it was good question.

“Host, you know who it was, right?” Dr. Iplier turn to his friend, but he was shocked to see the Host was smiling. “The Host is aware of who the guilty party is, but he decides he will leave it to the group to discover. The Host believes this will be an entertaining meeting after all.” He continues to narrate, though he speaks under his breath so the others can debate the issue. Dark growls in annoyance, but eventually leans back into his chair. He keeps his head high and stared down condescendingly at the egos around him.

“Fine. The further this goes on, the worse the punishment will be. I suggest you don’t leave me waiting, I am growing impatient.” The group of egos began looking around the table, wondering which one of them was the guilty party. The Host and Wilford were the only ones who looked unbothered by the situation, which frustrated Dark to no end. It was Silver who spoke up next, from under the table.

“C-Can’t we see what th-the person bought? That might t-tell us who took the money?” The four androids were already shaking their heads, and it was Green who spoke up. “No, Mark already took away our access to the account. He’s also not answering our messages, so we can’t expect any help from him.” Dr. Iplier frowned and stood up from the table.

“I swear I didn’t take the money, I’m sure Host can vouch for me on this. I have patients I need to attend to and-” The doctor yelped when a knife was suddenly thrown at his head, missing by mere inches and landing in the wall behind him. He glared at Wilford, who was giggling madly and twirling another knife in his hand. “Wilford, what the fuck!?”

“Nobody leaves until we figure this out. Hosty was right, this is going to be fun!” Wilford sat criss-cross on the table, placing his head in his hands and waiting for something exciting to happen. Dr. Iplier slowly sat back down in his seat, keeping a close eye on the knife still in Wilford’s grip.

“The Host nods his head and vouches for his good friend, Dr. Iplier. He is not responsible for taking the money.” The Doctor smiled at his friend, and the Host resumed his quiet narrations. “Well, whoever took the money spent over two thousand in the span of two days.” It was Red who inputted this information, and Wilford gave an impressed whistle. That was a lot of money, even he knew that.

“It was probably Ed! He’s always trying to make money!” Bing poked his head out again and glared at the salesman, who punched the table in outrage. “How dare you accuse Ed Edgar of stealing! I earn all my money through my sales; by the way, my son is still up on the table for anyone interested!” The egos groaned as Ed shamelessly promoted his business. Google turn the Bing with narrowed eyes; the two androids despised each other.

“Ed Edgar is not intelligent enough to have stolen all of that money. In most situations, it is the guilty party that points fingers first. How do we know it wasn’t you who took the money, perhaps to try and one up me? You’re pathetic.” Bing ripped off his glasses, and his golden eyes glowed in anger at the android.

“I-I don’t think Bing would do that. Besides, he’s not very good with keeping secrets. He would’ve told someone what he did by now, right?” It was Silver who spoke up shakily, and Bing high-fived him gleefully. “Yeah, maybe it was one of your clones. You guys are always getting new equipment for your labs.”

“For the last time, we are upgrades, not clones, you idiot!” Dark watched the interaction with defeated eyes; they weren’t getting any answers soon. He would’ve intervened already, but he was beginning to get a headache just from watching them argue. He feels like he’s already aged three years from witnessing the stupidity taking place in front of him.

“Alright, so Bing, the Googles, Ed, Wilford, and I have already claimed we didn’t take the money. That leaves the Jims, Silver, and Bim…so which of you four was it?” Doctor Iplier narrowed his eyes, and he reached a leg and kicked Silver; the “hero” cried out in pain.

“Well it w-wasn’t me! It’s not like I could even type on a computer, my gloves are too big!” Wilford tilted his head like a confused puppy as he stared at the ego with disgust. “Do you not take that suit off? How do you shower?”

“T-That’s not the point! Point is, I didn’t take the money!” Google nodded his head in agreement. “As I said with Ed, Silver is not nearly intelligent enough to access the accounts without our knowing. That leaves the guilty party to the Jims and…Bim?”

All of the egos looked over at Bim when Google finished his statement in a questioning tone. They saw Bim, who looked to be sweating bullets, had been slowly pushing his chair back from the table as the arguments had been going on. Google raised an eyebrow at the ego.

“Bim…did you take the money?” The TV-show host blinked at his fellow egos before he took off, pushing open the door and sprinting down the hall. They could hear the younger egos crying out as Bim ran them over in his escape.

All of the egos were frozen for a second, staring at each other and waiting for someone to make the first move. It was Google, who screamed after Bim and chased him down; the other Googles were right on his tail and yelling after the ego as well.

“Oh, this is gonna be good!” Wilford giggled, pulling out his pistol and following the Googles out the door, pink smoke drifting behind him obnoxiously.

“Wilford, no guns!” Dr. Iplier ordered as he ran out of the room, and he was followed by Bing and Ed, who were more than eager to see some action. Silver and the Jims slipped out from under the table and ran in the opposite direction to avoid the drama.

This left Dark and the Host alone in the office.

The Host was laughing now, and despite his headache, Dark couldn’t help but join in. The Host had been right…that meeting was rather entertaining. He was still going to strangle Bim the second he got his hands on him, and his headache was getting on his nerves; but it was amusing to watch him being chased around the building by a group of psychotic egos.

“The Host believes he and Dark should not miss the free show. The Host extends a hand out to his friend and asks if he wishes to see what happens next.” Dark smirked and took the Host’s offered hand.

“I would be delighted.”

geometricallyspocking-deactivat  asked:

Spock's human traits gives him reeeeeally wild, messy, curly hair and no matter what he does he can't get it to lie flat. It only makes him stick out more, but Kirk loves it so much and ruffles it just to annoy Spock.

i’m actually reading this fic at the moment where spock has super long unruly hair! (it’s Take Refuge In What You Know btw since so many people recc’d it) not quite what you asked for, but here’s messy spock

What I learned through A levels

So I’ve been thinking about this for a while and I wanted to make a list (because I like lists) of stuff I learned over the last two years because why not. I’m going to include academic and non-academic stuff so yep.

Things I learned:

1. How to be alone

Most of the time I spent in school, I spent on my own and that was fine. I think you just have to always look busy with something. Check your phone, check your emails, read a textbook, read a book, revise, make notes. And remember you don’t look like an idiot.

2. How to revise

My favourite method was to read through, then highlight, then make notes, then do questions. Read -> highlight -> notes -> test. It takes ages but you know what you need to know by the end.

3. Enthusiasm is really, really fucking important

Don’t do A-levels that make you cry unless you’re stupidly determined. Biology was favourite subject and turned out my best. Maths made me cry every week. At least. It was torture. Unfortunately I needed it because I didn’t have any other sciences but oh my god it was a painful subject.

4. Running is good for everything

Run. Buy pretty shoes. Get a sports bra and run. Ok you don’t have to run. But do something. You CAN spare even just a couple of hours a week to do some exercise or just something that makes you feel good. A-levels are hard. They’re painful and tiring and demoralising and make you want to cry. You’ve got to find a good way of getting out all the stress and tension you’re carrying all the time. If that’s painting, do it. If that’s running or swimming or watching films or walking or gardening, do it.

5. The things that make you weird are often the things that make you happy (and don’t sacrifice that for the sake of being ‘normal’)

My mum made no secret of thinking I was ‘weird’ because of how much I love reading pop science books. But I don’t give a shit because I love reading pop science books. So whatever people think you’re a weirdo for doing, embrace it. Become the nerdy one or the arty one or whatever. That’s you and that’s ok.

6. You don’t have to like going out all the time

Sometimes stumbling home drunk at dawn is great but you know what else is great? Books, TV and tea and going to bed at 9pm.

7. You can blame your teachers but only to a certain extent

Ok so we had the shittest biology teachers. Ol so one of them was ok, the other… well, if he showed up at all he’d run out for half the lesson for a smoke or a coffee or to go the shop and then he’d show up and tell us what we needed to learn (“so we’ll need to go over photosynthesis and respiration because people struggle with that”) then proceed to not teach us any of it. The other teacher bombarded us with paperwork which was far, far too much for us to read so I think we all just ignored it tbh. I got an A in biology. It’s possible. Yes, shout about your teachers if they’re shit, but the sad fact is, you can complain all you want but it’s still you sitting the exam. If you have a shit teacher, resist the urge to give up. You’re going to have to work even harder, read around more, ask people from other schools what they’re doing, where they’re up to. And honestly (at risk of sounding like I’m telling you to skive) skive. Be honest with yourself and if you would honestly learn more not going to class, don’t go. Don’t waste that hour just because you might get an earful later. Use it.

8. “It’s a marathon, not a sprint”

It’s cliché time! But seriously. You have to remember that you can’t just give it 100% all the time for a whole two years. You have to give yourself breathing space and allow time to chill out because otherwise you’ll get to christmas and be done already.

9. You can cram anything

Ok by ‘cram’ I don’t mean the night before, but you can probably get up to a pass in a couple of days if you work super hard. Disclaimer: DO NOT TRY THIS. Don’t rely on this. Seriously. You will cry. It’s a last resort. But if you get to a week before the exam and realise you don’t know anything, don’t panic. It is possible. It’s scary, but it’s possible.

10. Keep the big picture in mind

Have a big goal. Whether it be a uni course you want to get onto or a job you want or a place you want to go or something like that, hold onto it. Put pictures on your wall, surround yourself with dreams and plans and remember that you can do it!


Arty: “Can you read minds? If a stranger started lurking around your family would you not be anxious…? What if he is tricking us? If nothing bad happens I will accept him… I might even apologize. But can you understand that I must be weary?


The MBTI types I know irl

- My little sister
- Forever bitter about being the youngest child
- Ready to fight 24/7 but is also more bark than bite
- Tries to give sophisticated arguments, sounds like a 12 year old on Tumblr

- We don’t talk about the INTJ.

- Technically not an irl friend but an internet friend
- Would probably have top bants if/when we ever get to hang out irl
- Is also confused by Fi 
- ‘Apazzles’

- Me
- I’m great
- Probably smarter than you
- Jks hahahahahahaha I am a failure

- Genuinely cares but also wasn’t good at actually picking up on when I needed their support
- Tried to get me to open up at times when I was actually fine instead
- The biggest Disney nerd
- Simultaneously cares too much and doesn’t give a fuck

- Understands me on an emotional level probably better than anyone else because it’s just the binary opposite of them
- Just knows
Has so many problems but tries so hard to be positive 
- Tends to over estimate their ability to read people and ends up judging too hard but now knows this is a problem and is working on it
- Yellow

- My brother
- Is the sensitive™ sibling
- Video games and nerd stuff
- Debates
- Basically the INTP stereotype but with more feelings

- Marmites 
- One is one of my best friends and one is someone I loath with every fibre of my being
- Technically I know three and they literally never stop laughing???
- Like it really wasn’t that funny
- Surprisingly rational in serious situations
- Zero tolerance for bullshit
- Wish they were more consistent though
- Please remember that just because something is good in the immediate context that doesn’t mean you should forget the other factors

- Sweetest individual I have ever had the privilege to know
- Literally never letting go of them go find your own this one is mine
- Travelled all the way up to my uni last minute with bath stuff and a candle thing and cake mix and a cake tin (all of which hold some significance) because I was sad
- Huggable
- Just wants everyone to be happy

- In love with Tom Hiddleston
- Fashion ‘n stuff
- Always on your side
- Not a fan of confrontation but will support you no matter what
- History nerd

- My dad ikr contain your surprise
- Personality clash tbh
- Has rules that while generally beneficial do have exceptions but refuses to acknowledge this and ends up just being an inconvenience
- Good at helping organise stuff and always offering to review things
- Likes planning dinners and things and sometimes reads out facts about specially occasions 

- Anime nerd
- Likes animation and other arty stuff
- Rants 
- Too many feelings
- Handle with care

anonymous asked:

Have you read riordans twitter posts about reyna's sexuality? What do you think about them?

Anon’s talking about this. I knew I’d get asked this during pjo/hoo femslash week, but I had to draw my Reychel au, I love them. I don’t normally answer anything that I fear may lead to misunderstanding or discourse, even if it’s ‘hey did you love This Book, I love it so much’, and my only answer is ‘no sorry, I did not’, then I just don’t answer out of respect for that person’s love.

So I want to parrot Riordan and say I love and respect everyone’s interpretation of Reyna, and whatever Riordan does with her future, I am cool with, I understand he doesn’t want to be any more cliche’ then he has in the past, now here is my own headcanon for her:

Reyna is first and foremost a daughter of Bellona, and praetor of Camp Jupiter. And she rocks at being both, everything else isn’t as important as being the leader that she is, so she doesn’t really think to much on her sexuality. 

When I read SoN and she approaches Percy, it felt more like a leader strategizing like; A + B=C. We are both praetors + praetors in Roman history used to sleep with each other etc to create military unity = If we are in a relationship it will make our bond look strong, and give New Rome a confidence boost. I assume it was the same with Jason, only her and Jason were friends for years, and she just met Percy. Everything she does she does for the good of New Rome.

Now I flipped this in my head. What if Annabeth was the one in Percy’s place in SoN, and she washed up with no memories, and started helping, organizing, and eventually became praetor? I can still see Reyna offering the same A + B =C relationship to strengthen New Rome. 

I don’t believe Reyna cares about labels, but if you want to say bisexual then yes, that’s how I see her.

Now if anyone actually cares why I ship Rachel and Reyna:

I was so cool with shipping Reyna as bi and without a love interested until the end of BoO hit me. Rachel lost her oracle powers, and was going to New Rome with Reyna and her crew to figure out why it happened. That just hit me with a lot of scenarios. Reyna helping Rachel settle into NR life, helping her find a new artist studio, showing her around. It’s a friendship to slow burn courting type thing. I like their personality types. Rachel being the chill artist to Reyna’s uptight military type of brain.

Although, I also love bi aromatic Reyna. 

In the end I want both Rs to be happy, and no they don’t need a love interest to be happy. Take me, I’m ace/aro and my friends and family are all I need to be happy. Bisexual Reyna is just how I interpret Reyna.

Art Block [Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard, FierroChase]

In the dead of the night, Magnus hears a ruckus in Alex’s room, and goes to investigate. But only because he wants her to shut up so he can sleep. Totally not because he wants to see her. Nope. Oneshot.

Words: 3023
Genre: Romance/ Humour
Ship(s): FierroChase (Magnus Chase x Alex Fierro)

It wasn’t like I wanted to knock on Alex’s door. Nope. Totally not that.

Look, when it’s three in the morning, you can hardly sleep anyway, and you can hear the raucous sounds of smashing down the hallway of your hotel room, then you do kind of get the urge to slip out of bed in your pyjamas to investigate.

So that’s exactly what I did. But not because I wanted to see Alex.

The knock rang out against the quiet walls of the nineteenth floor. I was surprised none of my other hallmates had woken from the noises. TJ should be out here, grumbling like someone’s broken an important peace treaty. Halfborn Gunderson would jump into a vigilant stance, wielding his axe, whereas Mallory Keen would literally kick her door down with the brute force of her shins, swearing in Gaelic. Glad I don’t know Gaelic.

But today, it was soft. The corridor was dark, but there was a tiny bar of light crawling across the floor from the gap under Alex’s door.

The knock caused Alex to go dead quiet (hah. Get it? Dead? … No? Okay…), before she opened the door.

Also in the Hotel Valhalla issued pyjamas, the green silk embroidered with the HV initials, Alex’s hair was a mess. It shadowed her eyes, one turning a darker brown, the other a swirling amber. The brightness that flooded from her room to the corridor was harsh enough to make me squint, but even so, it was a warm, nightly, orange glow, as if she’d only lit candles.

I spied her hands, too. They were caked in dust, and droplets of water dripped from her fingernails. She ran a hand through her hair, apparently absent to the fact that her head now looked like a lawn with a light dusting of snow.

“Magnus,” she grumbled. “What do you want?”

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TRUE COLORS - An Ink x Error Fanfiction (general information)

Welcome to the guide post of my Fanficiton called “True Colours”.

In this post I will gather general information about my story. If there will be many questions this will turn into a FAQ-post, so it will be updated if needed.



Normally I’m not much of a shipper, but Ink x Error kinda hit me hard. And as I couldn’t find a decent Ink x Error fanfiction out there (if there is one and I missed it I’m highly sorry, I didn’t search for long as the most stuff out there seems to be poorly written smut), I decided to write what I wanted to read myself:

This is the story how Ink and Error become a couple (is this a spoiler?) while staying as true to their original personalities as possible

Of course I had to change some things, but without those minor changes they aren’t shipable. Also I added some “story” around them, as I prefer it if stories don’t take place inside a bubble :’) 

So yeah, there is an actual plot (it’s rather long) and everything is progressing veeeeerryy sloooow. As you might imagine, those two dorks need to go through a lot of change before they can become the devastating cute couple we know and love. And sometimes life isn’t working in your favour either…

Although I tried to include as much canon as possible, keep in mind that I interpreted a lot of things! If you wonder what is canon and what not, ask me, I kept track of pretty much everything I used as a reference.

This whole story was highly inspired by the amazing blog @ask-glitch-and-squid 

Ink belongs to @comyet / @myebi

Error belongs to @loverofpiggies

(I won’t tag other characters here as it would be a spoiler.)

And most importantly: this story wouldn’t be as good as it is now without my AMAZING BETA READER @azy-arty You made it so much easier to work on this story it’s a blessing ;__; <3



The first chapter can be found HERE.

All chapters will be published on my profile on Archiveofourown.org. Don’t repost my work somewhere else!

You can find my profile here or just look for me as “Greatnini” on AO3.

I will inform about every new chapter on my tumblr page.

The post which links to every single chapter that was already published can be found here: Index



I think this story is suitable for everyone at the age of 13 or beyond.

There won’t be smut, there will be violence, some chapters can get under your skin if you’re sensitive and there might be one, or two (or more…) scenes that evoke quite some emotions. At least I try to achieve that. (My beta reader @azy-arty says I’m feeding off her tears).

If you have a soft soul - be warned! But generally: enjoy!



I will try to post at least one chapter a week. 

But university is starting soon and this story is rather long, and sometimes I need to connect two or more chapters to each other, so I have to write THEM ALL before I can post a single one of them. I really don’t want to go back and delete chapters to reupload them. And I have a life. But the whole story is already planned from beginning to end, so I will pull through with it!



Of course you are! It would be a great honour to be honest. 

Just link back to my tumblr page, my A03 account or this post! 

As a tag you can use #truecolors!fanart (or #truecolors!dub if you make a dub? Don’t know if people wanna make dubs out of it :’D) than I will be able to find it more easily :>

If you are left with questions: Go and leave me an ask!


True ColOrs or True ColOUrs???

I use both to tag my work - #truecolours and #truecolors because “color” is the more common version here in the Internet, but the story is written in BE. I know, confusing. 

Go with whatever feels natural for you.



I am really giving my best to avoid any mistakes and thus I check my texts over and over (and over and over) again, but let’s be honest: I won’t be able to give you a flawlessly written story. My aim was to improve my writing/language skills with this story - one of the main reasons behind this project. (Please remember that English isn’t even my first language).

If you find something and you have the strong urge to inform me, go ahead and tell me, I will correct it. (Just…don’t be a dick about it.)

Spelling and grammar is easy to correct for me even without help, but sentence structure and commas are a different thing. (God damn I can’t even remember the rules for commas of my native language xD) Nevertheless I won’t be lazy and try my best to present the best English possible.

So this is for my Sugar Sugar Rune AU. I am actually planning to make a comic of it if people want. If not, here is my original Au for it. If you hate mine (because I suck at drawing and am really slow at drawing) @deathbyunicornashes made a better version of my own AU TT.TT it’s beautiful. However I still want to show you guys what my Au is like since it is heavily drama based. If I can’t make it a comic I’ll make it a fic. Under the read more is the plot for the comic/or fic I will be writing for this AU.

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cyrusdreamseeker  asked:

I infer from some of the reblogs on here that Mevolent doesn't have much of a fixed appearance so here's a more arty question. Why do you draw him the way you do? Any headcanons about his appearance? (And variants from verse to verse?) Since I haven't read the books? myself, what do they say about his looks? Anything important to his design plot wise or that's personal to him? Anything about his design that's personal to you? If you're willing to share.

//OOC: Here is an mafiaAU!Mevolent since yoy asked about vers variants and I would hate for an answer to go without an pic even if the ask seems to be more aimed towards the mun than the muse. Fully answer beneath the cut:

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mirkerlurkerandhermonsters  asked:

What do you think of Alex Fierro as a character? Sorry for the random question~

Personally, I wouldn’t have read Magnus Chase if it wasn’t for Alex Fierro.

I know there’s a lot of discourse about Alex, but I don’t think Riordan did a bad job (I’m a cis girl so take what I say with a grain of salt on this). 

Also, I love that there seems to be some romantic tension with Magnus and Alex, and I’m interested to see where it leads.

If you haven’t read Artemis Fowl, read this. If you have read Artemis Fowl, read it anyways.

You’re missing a lot. Like, seriously, a lot.

I am in love with this fandom. We didn’t read the books because they were/are popular, we didn’t read them because they were in. (*cough* The Fault In Our Stars *cough*). We read them because we wanted to, and not because society would hate on you if you don’t know what is going on.

You read the first book - it is, like, very very good. But then you read the others, and know that Eoin Colfer never, never ever ever missed a chance to show that he can do better. His books are perfect already, but he always finds a way to make you shiver, to make you think ‘Wow, I didn’t expect this!’, which leads me to the next thing I want to say:

Eoin Colfer is the King of Plot-twists. If you try to convince me that he’s not, I would have to fight you. Seriously, ‘The Time Paradox’ had a really BIG plot twist at the end and there weren’t many pages left - I wanted to scream.

And I have to say that I read many many bookseries, and the End of Artemis Fowl, the last paragraph in ‘The Last Guardian’ … it was genius. Just - genius. You don’t know what happens then, if everything will ever be the same in the Fowl Family (I’m trying so hard to not spoiler and it’s getting complicated), or if Arty doesn’t !§$%/!”§$%&/)(/&%$§ (no spoilers for those who didn’t read it.)

Not to forget, that tiny, evil creatures bless the pages of those wonderful books. The Enemy’s character is amazing, the selfishness perfectly described and etc. And badass women, oh yep, extremely badass women are on the same side as a criminal mastermind who happens to be just a teen, and I want to say that he,

the main character, Artemis the Second, has such a great character development, you won’t believe me if I told you know how he changed. How he just - changed. He didn’t become perfect, and he wasn’t perfect at the beginning either (it’s always funny how he just isn’t good with sports and physical work), and he proves in the last book that he’s the biggest procrastinator in the world’s existence.

Sarcastic, farting, annoying little dwarfs with phospherescent saliva. Enough said.

The Butler’s. It’s fascinating enough how Mister Colfer came up with that ‘The Butler family works since so many centuries for the Fowl Family, that the word for a servant, ‘Butler’, comes from this family’, and if that isn’t hilarious, I don’t know either.

Anyways, to put in a nutshell: This books are absolutely amazing.

The Neighbor Next Door 15/15

Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Chapter 5, Chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, Chapter 9, Chapter 10, Chapter 11, Chapter 12, Chapter 13, Chapter 14, Chapter 15, BONUS: XMAS Extra #1, XMAS Extra #2

Summary: (USUK) Arthur, an Omega has recently made the move to the US for a promising new job. He finds more than he bargained for when his loud Alpha neighbor won’t stop having sex at all hours of the night. Being sexually frustrated he declares war, but does Arthur want to be the victor when giving in feels so right?

Warnings: Fic is rated R ; traditional omegaverse ; this chapter is NSFW

A/N: SO here we are then. I can’t believe I finished a story so fast. It might not seem that way, but trust me this is fast aha. Anyway I want to take the time to thank all of you guys. When I first posted this story I had no idea that so many people would enjoy it as much as you all have. I appreciate your kind words more than you know. There might be a sequel I know in great detail what happens next and it has to do with Arthur’s career and babies but I also think it’s fine on its own. Anyway I hope ya’ll enjoy and thank you!! \(U////U)/

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and i can live inside my head

@todaydreambelievers - slightly belated meta from last week, 1x01.

“You might laugh because every time I sign my name I put a gold star after it, but it’s a metaphor, and metaphors are important.  My gold stars are a metaphor for me being a star.

And just so we’re clear, I want to clear up that hateful rumor that I was the one who turned that closest case Sandy Ryerson in because he gave Hank Saunders the solo I deserved.”

The very first lines that Rachel speaks in Glee are 1., a voiceover directed at some imagined audience, and 2., not entirely true.  This is interesting because Glee’s a show about performance (among other things).  And in her bedroom, or walking down the hallway, by herself… Rachel doesn’t have an audience.  But she’s desparately lonely.  And so she imagines that she does.

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I was tagged by @madeyesims when she did this wonderful challenge by @alwaysimming.   Above is my group of misfits before I threw them back in time from left to right - Dobbie Licious Trollman / Peppermint Grimberry / Artie Grim / Adan Guasm / Amelia Cheung-Dinh Fyres.  (It’s this moment I realized how many A names I tend to use.)  Images and stories under the cut.

rules: reimagine your founder (or a sim you made as an adult) as a teen! maybe even on prom night?

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