what are you looking at dorks

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What is this “life” I keep hearing about?

tfw you have no life so you go back and watch Aaron’s performance of “Why, God, Why?” and take screenshots because goddamn look at those arms imagine cuddling with him oh my god [link to video is below because tumblr mobile is absolute shit]

https://youtu.be/Z7vvumj36JY

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY HANSOL VERNON CHWE 
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2017.02.18ㅤ

Viktor Nikiforov is the dork we love.

My favourite Viktor moments are when he is an adorable idiot.

I love exploring Viktor’s character because despite being the most senior character among the skaters and being seen as the one to chase and look up to, this boy truly does a lot of stupid things. To be fair, 27 is still quite young. It’s a shitty age when everyone plus their dog seems to think you know what you are doing except you. I can tell you all the weird decisions and unnecessary drama people have and get into at 27, but then this post will never end.

Now, we know about the whole banquet fiasco and the whole impulsively flying to Japan arms open, dick out thing, not to mention the whole car park “let’s shatter his heart” shenanigans, but I also have these screencaps stewing for maybe a month in my phone because I remember I was rewatching the show and these just made me go, “Oh, Viktor.”

Okay, so we know Hot Springs on Ice all started with Viktor’s idea…

…to which Yurio gamely accepts the challenge and issues his own (while Yuuri adorably panics in the background like the puppy he is)…

…which Viktor also accepts.

Look at him all excited.

Here, though, is where Viktor gets himself in trouble:

He’s been riling Yurio up the entire morning that the kid just up and threw a tantrum and demanded this prize. But then, no problem, since it’s not like Viktor had to accept or anything–

Yuuri’s face when Viktor agreed, though.

*sigh* Same, Yuuri. Same.

It seems that it’s not until later that Viktor realises the trouble he put himself in. At this point, we didn’t know yet just how invested Viktor was in Yuuri Katsuki (i.e., very invested and nursing a weird kind of crush, probably) and how important it is that he doesn’t coach just anyone, but Yuuri Katsuki only. How ever good Yuuri could potentially be, however, there was still a big chance that he could actually lose to Yurio. Yuuri sometimes choked during competition. Yurio, on the other hand, was the juniors gold medallist. There was a very real possibility that Yurio would win and Viktor to have to go back to Russia.

Having realised this, Viktor then began to sport this face:

Yeah, tell me about it.

This is Viktor during Yurio’s performance:

At this point, Viktor didn’t know yet that Yuuri had a breakthrough on his Eros performance. As far as he knew, Yurio was the one who found his Agape. While Yurio’s performance was not perfect, he was doing well enough. But Viktor does not want to go back to Russia. He wants to stay in Japan and get to know Yuuri Katsuki. He can choreograph for another skater, sure, but he does NOT want to be Yuri Plisetsky’s coach.

That, right there, is what Viktor Nikiforov looks like when he knows he is in very deep shit.

What’s interesting though is that these expressions were not really blatantly pointed out in the show. No one notices this, and Viktor just stands in his corner looking like that. With what knowledge we had at episode 3, we don’t know, maybe he just looks thoughtful because Viktor Nikiforov is just a mysterious character. Lol, but rewatching this after season 1 is over?

Yeah, Viktor. Because of you, for about an entire episode, we were in danger of never having the events that would lead to the kiss at the Cup of China, the exchange of rings in Barcelona, and the glorious masterpiece that is Yuuri’s record-breaking free skate. Viktor, Viktor, Viktor… sometimes just… *facepalm*

Thankfully, Yuuri DID find his Eros at the last minute, wins the competition, and consequently saves Viktor’s gorgeous but impulsive arse and gives us the wonderful events of season 1. Thank you, Yuuri! ♡

Lol, look at how happy and relieved this dork is:

There he is, ladies and gentlemen, our Viktor Nikiforov - king of impulsive decisions. For a long time we thought he was such a mysterious character. Now, we just… wtf, we know him better and we love him very much, but sometimes

Viktor, no. For fuck’s sake.

*sigh* Same, Yuuri. Same.

Bonus: Viktor during Yuuri’s Eros performance. He probably realised he’s safe at this point, and I bet he was enthralled again, and possibly getting turned on by Yuuri Katsuki falling in love again.

Oh, Viktor.

Get Out.

Originally posted by tess453

Peter Parker x Reader

Request: Yes

Summary: Deciding to stay in for a date, Peter and the Reader are faced with annoying and embarrassing comments from the whole team, who are unaware of their relationship.

Word Count: 2,428

Warnings: language, fluff, annoying avengers (??), embarrassed!Peter, embarrassed!Reader, cuteness, LOTR trilogy. (Let me know if I missed any)

A/N: Alright homies, I apologize it has taken me so long to upload something. I’ve been reaally stressed. So hopefully this is okay? For the anon that requested this, I hope you like it. I’d love some feedback, as always. Enjoy reading!


Dark, gray clouds blocked any source of light from shining through the big, thick glass windows surrounding every inch of the building.

The entire tower was filled with a solemn mood that spread into every corner and room.

Most of the team dreaded days like these, since it put a damper on their mood, (especially Steve).

You, however, cherished days like these the most.

It’s where you find your peace and inner self, no matter how depressing that may sound.

It helps you relax and release any stresses that corrupt your thoughts.

But the best reason of all is that you don’t have to leave the house, even if you had a date with Peter tonight.

However, thinking that idea through, you realized something.

The whole team would be here.

With Peter and you.

During your date.

Well, fuck.

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BTS FESTA 2017 IN A NUTSHELL:

BigHit: F*ck you American ARMY, F*ck you Brazilian ARMY, Not you Korean ARMY you good, F*ck you very much European Army, F*ck you …

Originally posted by hoseoksbiwi

Korean Armys in the Home Party :

Originally posted by jikookshandshake

Meanwhile … International ARMYs … “can we just get a fancam plz fansite nim?”

Originally posted by mimibtsghost

Every notification this week scared us (anxiety attacks 24/7)

Originally posted by mysweetpuss

The ones who didn’t know “annyeonhaseyo”:

Originally posted by mimibtsghost

So they kept looking at korean ARMY comments not knowing anything but: “ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ”: “Oh they are laughing …  It must be funny …  “

Originally posted by caughtinjimin

“Hey Please include us too HEY HEY what did they say?anyone? HALP!” *cries* those were 98% of the comments under each FESTA post

Originally posted by rapmunstar

5 minutes later ARMY translators save the day and we laugh at the dorks profiles too

Originally posted by taejinmin

How did festa go so far? We don’t talk anymore killed half of the fandom (Big massacre 1)

Originally posted by mimibtsghost

The other half was finished by R&V collab for 4 o’clock (Big massacre 2)

Originally posted by taetaehyungs

And vmin trended out of the blue because of RAPMON’s mention on fancafe

Originally posted by rapdaegu

Speaking of Fancafe, BigB*tch released some things only in the fancafe, but ARMYs shared them online anyway. WE WILD!

Originally posted by jeon-jungshooks

Aside from the suffering Festa was soooooo great (and informative: we know now the jibooty from every angle)

Originally posted by king-beluga

We enjoyed some elegant hip thrusting

Originally posted by sugasuite

Reaaaaaaaaaallly enjoyed it

Originally posted by pkjjm

BTS danced Not Today (yoongi wore yellow because in a basketball court he shines the most jin will be proud of what I just said lol)

Originally posted by hayoomin

They did BTS FM (Rapmon wore yellow and kept flirting with jin) It was funny, cute, gay… THE classic BTS package!

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

The home party was full of surprises: 3J Fuck*d us danced

Originally posted by softjvngkook

R&V fuck*d us sang 4 o’clock live

Originally posted by beuits

Jin rapped just like Jay Z (Jin Z) and Suga sang like Beyonce (Beyoongce)

Originally posted by king-beluga

What is left now is Suga’s song also known as ARMYs-getting-a-beating-in-the-face 

Originally posted by bangtanbighit

BTS FESTA is not just us getting tortured a gift everyday. It about going back to the days that made both Bangtan and ARMY who they are today

Originally posted by bwichim

Happy 4th anniversary BTS, As we say “4 years down, FOREVER to go, because …

Originally posted by myloveseokjin

… we are a big, supportive and loving FAMILY”.

I tried to sum up this amazing week, I hope you enjoyed it ^^ 
Disclaimer: BigHit in no way hates international fans, it is an inside joke.
By @mimibtsghost

Beard Burn

Characters: Steve Rogers x Reader

Summary: Steve likes to grow his beard out between missions, and you think its sexy.  He wants to know why you think so, then he gets turned on. (it’s just smut)

A/N: inspired by the goddamn soft!bearded!steve board.  y’all….just let me live. also i need to learn how to title things.  i called it fucking “beard burn.” @ myself come on…

Warnings: oral sex (fr), language

Words: 2148

Tags: @daybreak96 @feelmyroarrrr @jimtkirkisabitch 

Part Two

(this gif made me wet tbh)


Steve glances up over his book at the sound of you entering the room.  He smiles.  “Hey, doll.”

You stop dead.  “You have got to be kidding me,” you mutter, taking him in.  He’s lounging back on the bed in nothing but a pair of low riding sweats. And as if that wasn’t bad enough, he was still growing out his beard.  And—God help you—he was wearing glasses.

“Goddamn it, Steve.”

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YES, this, is for today’s prompt “Confession” and I’m absolutely NOT ASHAMED OF IT 8DD

I was kinda sad when I realized the crossover prompt didn’t win the poll so last week I was like “WELL SHIT I’M DOING A CROSS OVER ANYWAY” and litteraly made this one before all the other prompts

Lapidot reminds me a lot of other ships I love but the most similar is Alphyne but Lapidot is still my big fav tho so I felt the need to make this because it thought this was fun and because this is one of my favorite parts of Undertale and because I’m a huge trash

I mean come on you got  the small blonde nerd having a huge crush and a cool, blue and strong one. The small one takes their blue gf in their fandom, they look at each other with the weirdest and cutest faces…Also you got a child, who help them making it work

I…just love these dorks <3

Btw I first didn’t know who would replace MTT but Sardonyx seems to be a good choice. I’m just currently laughing at what I’ve done lmao

ALSO BONUS !!!

i think peridot is a little too tall in this one

i’m so not sorry for all this

(boop @lapidot-anniversary-week and @luclipse85)


(By the way I actually made another cross over, made before the poll results. I’ll post it tomorrow with the selfies :^) )

Record Player - Peter Parker

request -  Hello! Congrats on the new bloooog. How about a Peter Parker x reader where the reader tries to teach him how to slow dance before homecoming and they end up kissing?

a/n - i’m an ib history nerd so i apologize for the 13 million references in here LMAO i always try to show peter’s dorky side in these fics and i’m sorry if it failed miserably but dont’ forget to request a peter parker/spider-man fic if you’d like and follow!

Studying for a History quiz was such a bother, especially with the content being about some guys in suits fighting over which country got money and which one was left in the dust. Alas, I had to study in order to keep my self pride.

The New Look Policy was proposed by Dwight Eisenhower to reflect his concern towards the United States military during the Cold War.” I read from my textbook.

I groaned and started scribbling into my notebook once more, silently listening to the noise the city produced from the small crack of the open window. The apartment was quiet tonight considering my mom was on her fourth night shift of the week, allowing some peace for me to study by myself. That was interrupted once two loud knocks were bouncing off the door.

“(Y/N)! (Y/N)!” I heard Peter yelp desperately from the outside. I rolled my eyes and got up from my seat, heading towards the door. With Peter being a close friend, and also having him live two floors below me, it caused for a lot of situations like this to turn up unexpectedly.

“Coming!” I chimed, unlocking the door and opening it just a tiny bit, peeking my head through. “What’s up?”

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Seaside Lessons

“Those are called Ironshell Crabs. I’ve read that cooking them into dishes can strengthen the body’s durability!”

“Is that so? Hylians certainly are a resourceful bunch. Still, I’d rather have my hardiness built in; not many enemies will let you take a snack break before battle, Princess.”

Holy crap there’s like 2k of you dorks following me now! Hope you like Zelda and Urbosa, cuz to celebrate after the cut I have both of these seperated into transparent stand alone images~ (Well, Urbosa’s alone - Zelda’s having a nice convo with the crab~). Love ya’ll!

PS: I love these designs but MY GOD SO MANY DETAILS EVERYWHERE!

Edit: Going to edit the backround colors later today probably~ keep looking at it and its just a bit off from what I want~ Done! more blue now to balance things out~

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rhodey is the cutest person i can’t believe this,,, saying “boom” when something goes his way…Dad Jokes™… being So Into Being War Machine oh my god literally every one-liner rhodey has is life-changing i can’t believe how good he is??? “welcome to the dance floor, boys. oh no, i didn’t say you could leave” “I think it’s weird. you look like two seals fighting over a grape” “you look damn good mr president but i’m gonna need that suit back” WAR MACHINE,,,COMIN AT U,,, “no, it’s your fault, I just wanted to say I’m sorry”

he adapts so quickly to ridiculous situations he’s brave and resilient and selfless and incredible and his password is WARMACHINEROX with an x all caps what a giant dork i love him @ marvel where the fuck is my war machine movie

going on a road trip with chris evans would include

(a/n tysm for all the support!! please leave requests in my ask and ill do them! thank you)

-chris deciding it was a perfect weekend to drive from massachusetts all the way to maine

-packing both of your clothes all into one large suitcase

-at the start, you only purchase a few snacks

-but chris insists you need A LOT more snacks

-“baby, that’s not going to last even an eighth of the trip.”

-so you have to go back to the store, and buy 20 more snacks

-dodger being really excited to come along

-you and chris taking turns driving

-chris holding the steering wheel while his other hand holds your hand

-singing in the caR!!

-yelling the lyrics of “party in the USA” at the top of your lungs

-“iTS A PARTY IN THE USA!!!”

-chris thinking it’s the cutest thing in the world

-when you’re napping, chris likes to take his eyes off the road for a few seconds to admire you

-chris whispering “i love you y/n”

-you sleepily mumbling “i love me too.”

-chris having to wake you up from your nap

-“y/n. y/n. doll, wake up.”

-“leave me aloneeeeee.”

-“there’s clam chowder.”

-boosting up from your seat and running into the restaurant

-dodger bouncing out of the car for lunch

-chris putting on his “disguise” which consists of sunglasses and a hat

-telling chris that disguise won’t work

-“chris, people are still going to recognize you in that.”

-“doll, if the disguise worked for steve rogers, it’ll work for me.”

-when the food you ordered arrives, you both devour your food in a few mere bites

-chris sneaking dodger a few bites of his food, despite your efforts trying to keep dodger healthy

-after lunch, you’re back on the road

-sitting in the car in a quiet but comforting silence

-becoming really horny so you start reading chris evans smut

-“what'cha reading there, doll?”

-“ummm. nothing??”

-chris talking about upcoming interviews and how stressed he was

-you gladly listening and offering advice

-pressing a long, tender kiss to each of his knuckles to help him relax

-constantly asking chris if he wants you to drive yet

-him constantly assuring you it’s okay he’s driving

-“chris, you sure??”

-“absolutely doll.”

-“like, are you sure sure?”

-“yes doll, you just sit back, relax, and continue being amazing”

-practicing pick up lines on chris when the signal gets lost for the radio

-“hey, chris. are you a light switch?”

-“no, doll. why?”

-“becAUSE YOU TURN ME ON.”

-chris blushing like a huge dork

-dodger ends up barking because of your terrible pick up line

-chris telling you stories about being on the set of “gifted”

-“so there was this one time where mckenna….”

-those stories eventually lead to the talk about your future together as a couple

-“and we’ll live in a house in rural massachusetts, maybe 2 or more kids,,,”

-“but chris, what if we don’t get married?”

-“oh doll, i’m making sure you’re becoming mrs.evans”

-you blushing like craZy

-falling into another deep sleep

-chris (again) looking at you while you sleep

-him smiling as he touches the engagement ring box through his jeans

Originally posted by hothothotgg

Favorite Things from the KH Concert

• Nomura teasing Yoko Shimomura and her taking it so graciously
• Yoko Shimomura speaking English!!
•Japanese speakers in the audience reacting to what Shimomura or Nomura said before the translator had a chance to tell the rest of the audience in english
• the conductor using a keyblade for the last piece!!!
• Shimomura, Nomura, the conductor, and the pianist being awkward af dorks with their final bows
• the part during the battle theme medley where they featured under the sea for 5 seconds and everyone laughed bc there isn’t any fucking fighting in ariel’s world in kh2
• the fact that no one fucking knew what the dress code was so some people were rocking formal gowns, others were in costumes, and others in a t-shirt and jeans (for the record there wasn’t one. Everyone looked great. If you’re going to a future concert wear what you want!)
• the audience collectively dying when Nomura showed up and showed us the trailer