Sir, do you even know what the combustion compressor looks like?!
It’s square, right?
No, it’s round!
When people say nothing else but a product name to me, I act very dumb to it. "TACO SEASONING" "what?" "do you even speak english? TAAAAACOOOOO SEEEEEAAASOOONIIING" "I do speak english, sir." "FUCKING TACO SEASONING" "Personally, I don't think it's that bad." It goes on lile this until the customer can form a proper sentence asking where it is.