what are you doing with this banana guys

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♪♪ in the club with JohnJae😎

  • Jon: Hey Evan, what is sex?
  • Evan: Oh that's simple Delirious, sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a guy puts his location into a girl's destination, causing the next population of the next generation. Is that a good explanation or do you need a demonstration~?
  • Jon: I need a demonstration.
  • Evan: *starts sweating profusely*
Boyfriend Tag - Jeff Atkins

Request: Reader is a youtuber who is doing the boyfriend tag with her boyfriend, Jeff, when he decides to pop the question 

A/N: The reader is in BOLD || Jeff is in Italics || They were friends for 2 years and have been dating for the last 5, just for clarification.

“Hey guys, it’s (y/n) and today I’m doing the boyfriend tag with my boyfriend, Jeff!”

“I’m very nervous for this.” Jeff said, letting out a chuckle.

“You shouldn’t be, the questions are fairly simple. Okay, so I have a list of the questions on my phone. There’s 30 questions but we aren’t doing all of them. We’re only doing 17, since we’ve known each other since we were 17.”

“Alright, so you’re going to read a few and then I’ll read a few?”

“Yep! Besides some of them are for me and some of them are for you.”

“What’s the first question?”

“First question is…when and where did we meet?”

“Oh, that’s easy. We met the beginning freshman year in high school in biology class.” You smiled at the fact that he remembered. The last 7 years with him had been magical and scary, but you had never been happier with anyone else.

“Wow, I’m impressed you remembered the class. Nicely done.” Jeff smiled, looking down at his hands. You were lucky. “Okay, next one. When and where was our first kiss?”

“We had our first kiss after we won the championship game for baseball. I think it was the end of junior year.”

“I remember that day like it was yesterday. You hit the home run that made you guys win. You and two other guys scored.” You tell him, kissing him quickly. “Question three: When did you meet my parents?”

“I met your parents right after we started dating junior year. Your mom loved me and your dad talked to me about baseball.”

“I met your parents at the championship game actually. That’s when you told them we were dating.” You looked up into his crystal blue eyes, grinning at him. You considered yourself lucky that he survived his accident during his senior year, you never took anything for granted ever, but you really made sure to be grateful everyday. “Question number four: what is the first thing I do in the morning?”

“You roll away from the window and pull all the blankets with you.” You laugh, slapping his arm playfully. “But if we’re being serious, she usually gets out of bed and makes coffee.”

“When the alarm goes off, you groan and roll over. Once you actually get up, you make breakfast while I pour you coffee.”

“I don’t want to sound cocky, but I do make pretty good waffles.”

“That’s so true. They could be chocolate chip, banana, blueberry, and they all taste amazing!”

“Time for question number five. Who is my BFF?”  You couldn’t help to burst out into laughter. “What’s so funny?”

“You sounded like a girl.” Explaining it to him made you laugh even more.

“Okay, let me rephrase the question. Who is my best friend that isn’t you?”

“Probably Clay. He tutored you in high school, he helped you get me. I think you guys have a lot of history together. What about me?”

“I think Hannah. She was there for you the entire time I was in the hospital after my accident. She was there when I couldn’t be. I think that that’s an important quality in a friend.”

“Aw, Jeff you’re not supposed to make me cry.” He looked down at you as you looked up at him. His arm wrapped around you tightly, pulling you into his side before he gently kisses the top of your head. The questions continued for several minutes and consisted of very different questions like your favorite animal or his favorite food. Eventually you reached the 16th question. “Okay, question number sixteen. Complete this sentence: My girlfriend is __________”

“My girlfriend is…my everything.” You grab his hand and intertwine his fingers with yours.

“My boyfriend is…the one person who completely understands me.” Jeff looks down at your hand and squeezes it lightly.

“I’m making up the last question. I promise it’ll be a good one.”

“Go ahead, Atkins. I trust you.”

“Okay,” He stood up before getting on one knee, pulling the ring from his back pocket of his jeans. “My question is…will you marry me?”

Delirious at PAX
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b></b> What is Delirious went to PAX but no one knew? They'd probably figure it out in no time<p/><b>Jon:</b> [runs up to Evan] Omg. I'm your biggest fan! Can I ask a question?<p/><b>Evan:</b> yeah, sure.<p/><b>Evan's thoughts:</b> this guy sound familiar....<p/><b>Jon:</b> Don't you think H2o Delirious sounds fucking sexy?<p/><b>Evan:</b> .... Huh?<p/><b>Jon:</b> do you think he is handsome? And smart? I bet he is!<p/><b>Evan:</b> [realization] oh no! He sounds ugly as fuck! Hes also the most annoying person ever, have you heard his laugh?<p/><b>Jon:</b> ..... you fucking asshole.<p/></p><p/></p>
BTS: clumsy

Jin:  *judges you from afar* but can’t imagine you being any other way, so basically he’s just a walking fire extinguisher when he’s with you, and is always on the lookout for anything hazardous. He could be pretty clumsy himself since he’s so big, and just has a laugh with you whenever you’re both clumsily bumping into each other. He’d make sure to kiss your booboo if you ever got a scratch from tripping or bumping into something, and has a first aid kit on hand.

Suga:  would reeeealllyyy love it if you stopped making his heart pound so fast every time you trip. He’s always on the verge of a heart attack, and just wants you to be safe and more careful, even though he knows you can’t exactly help it. Constantly calling while he’s away and reminding you to be careful, and look both ways before crossing the street, and to not trip on any banana peels.

J-Hope:  lol what else would he do besides laugh at you for a good hour? After he’s done, he’d come up to you and ask (if that was really necessary) if you’re alright. Secretly enjoys comforting you after you stumble or trip on something, esp when it’s in front of the guys. Bc he’s like, “look, jagi, I’m clumsy too!!” And lands himself on top of a sleeping Jimin, RIP hobi.

Rap Monster:  ohhh boy, you just met your match. No matter how clumsy you’d get, this boy will try to outdo you without even trying smh. He’d laugh and point fingers in mock, but he’s just as bad when hitting his hips on the corner of the counter, or spilling milk on himself in the morning. Everyone would avoid you both at all costs, not wanting to be dragged into your accident-prone life.

Jimin:  can’t help but let out a little sigh and giggling every time he sees a little bruise on you. Constantly reminding you to take care of yourself, esp when he’s away bc he feels so helpless so pls don’t make him stress!!! Like Jin, he’s used to carrying around bandaids and having several first aid kits in the dorms. He’ll hold you very close while out in public, just to avoid any further ‘accidents’, whether they are your fault or not.

V:  just scratches his head in confusion from how someone can be so clumsy and accident-prone. Thinks you’re adorable, but is very worried when you’re sporting new bruises every other day. Takes you in his arms and scolds you often, wanting you to watch where you’re going and being more careful.

Jungkook:  so much facepalms. I mean he always wants to be your hero and pick you off the ground, giving you a sweet kiss after…but dang, could you please stop making him stress so much? Legit buys you padding and begs you to wear them when he’s not with you, he just doesn’t want something serious to happen to you. “Jagiya…make sure to wrap this bubble wrap around you when you’re walking outside, yeah?”

Originally posted by bts-17-bp-2-yukarii96

a quick guide to seamlessly integrating spanish into fic dialogue

this is going to be a quick and easy to follow list of guides and examples of how real cuban americans use spanish in their day to day lives without sounding ridiculous and forced. enjoy: 

  • random words, usually objects, are referred to in spanish for some inexplicable reason often in mid sentence and perhaps the only spanish word in the sentence
    • “Hey can you hand me my bolsa from the couch other there?” 
  • interjections and direct instructions are almost always in spanish even if the rest of the sentence is entirely in english
    • “Mira, I finished the dishes so all you have to do is sweep now.” 
    • “Oye, I told you not to bother your mother when she’s working.”
    • “Digame, I have to know what the guy said.” 
  • swearing is in spanish, and cuban swearing is with the main workhorse swears (conjugate as you see fit)
    • “coño”
    • “me cago en diez” 
    • “carajo” 
    • “comemierda ” 
    • “joder” 
  • food. food food food food foooooood. if it’s cuban food you bet your ass it’s said entirely in spanish. 
    • you don’t want in and order a guava pastry, you order un pastelito de guayaba 
    • it’s always arroz blanco y frijoles negros
    • it’s tostones not banana cookies don’t even dare   
  • family members are always referred to in spanish
    • Mami/Papi, Tia/Tio, Primo/Prima, Abuela/Abuelo, Bisabuela/Bisabuelo, and so on
      • oh and it’s common for older family members to speak entirely in spanish and for everyone else to speak to them entirely in english 
      • and yes everyone understands each other.
  • and perhaps most important and close to the heart of any spanish speaker: Idiomatic expressions
    • can be sprinkled in conversation with both spanish speakers and non spanish speakers (we will say it if it fits the situation no matter if you understand it or not) 
      • Good weather: “Paya playa piscina piscina”
      • when someone is being obnoxious because they skipped a meal and they are sooo hungry: “muerte de hambre”
      • a cheapskate: “Camina con los codos” 

and that’s the list for now! if anyone has anything they’d like to add feel free

The bidders’ favorite desserts

yum. personally, i’m a huge fan of green tea ice cream and green tea lava cake!!

@maidofstars @bolt8826 @tsundere-eevee @alolan-lillie @themysticaldaydreamer @2bedroom-baddestbidderlove what are your favorite desserts?


Eisuke: Strawberry Shortcake

He’s a big fan of sweets in general, but strawberry shortcake takes the cake (no pun intended). There’s just something about the fluffiness of the cake, the creaminess of the icing, and the tartness of the strawberries that gets him. Also, this dweeb always eats the top strawberry first.

Soryu: Egg Tart

Yum. What better way to remind of him of his Chinese heritage? When he grew up in Hong Kong, his grandpa used to buy them for him during special occasions. The flaky crust and the creamy custard keep him addicted to the damn things. He likes eating them when they’re hot and freshly-made.

Baba: Tiramisu

A classy dessert for a classy guy. It’s light, cold, and perfect for romantic dates! Of course, being the chef he is, Baba can perfectly whip up his own tiramisu. His recipe is godly, but he won’t reveal it to just anyone.

Ota: Parfait

Aside from being delicious, parfaits are just so aesthetically-pleasing. Ota thinks it’s a shame that has to end up gobbling up something so pretty, but what can you do? He has a separate Instagram dedicated to parfaits.

Mamoru: Taiyaki

Mamoru’s a pretty down-to-earth, traditional guy, so his tastes in desserts are very in-tune with his personality. As a child, there used to be a food cart that sold taiyaki near his house. Needless to say, this dessert grew on him. He’s perfectly fine with red-bean filling or custard filling.

Shuichi: Crepe

He’s pretty neutral with desserts, but he has a soft spot for crepes. They’re not as flashy as cakes or as greasy as donuts, and they can be sweet or savory. His favorite crepes are banana crepes, but he’s totally okay with plain crepes, too. Plus, it perfectly complements his black coffee.

Luke: Blueberry Scone

He normally doesn’t eat in general, but he’ll make an exception for blueberry scones. They’re not too sweet, and they’re relatively easy to eat (not too messy or too fancy, either). And of course, you can’t have the perfect tea time without scones.

Hikaru: Cinnamon Roll

His dessert choice is pretty ironic, considering who he is. He’s also not a big fan of sweets or dairy products in general, but there’s something about the cinnamon-y taste that he likes…He doesn’t like putting too much cream, though.

Bonus - MC: Ice Cream

After a long, stressful day of working at the penthouse, nothing beats a classic pint of ice cream. It’s her go-to food when the others stress her out. It’s easy to find, which makes it better for her. Her freezer usually has a stock of at least two pints of ice cream. Unsurprisingly, her favorite flavor is Chocolate Therapy (for good reason lmao)

Kim Seokjin Imagine

Truth or Dare VLive

Word-count: 1,182

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“(Y/N) come do a Vlive with us please?” Jimin begged, tugging on your arm as you sat quietly on the couch. You sighed dramatically, rolling your eyes as you gave Jimin a pointed look. He has been annoying you for the last hour at least, wanting you to join all of them in a Vlive. You were close to just getting up and leaving, but decided since they have to go on tour soon, to join in on their shenanigans.

“Fine, I guess I’ll join you guys. But only because you’re all leaving me soon, and I don’t want to miss you too much.” You rolled your eyes once again with a small smile stretching your lips. Jimin did a little victory dance before taking a hold of your wrist and dragging you to the practice room they were all just dancing their hearts out in.

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FTM Passing Tips #2

Please excuse my poor humor (;

(Short dude problems)
I am with you, brother. Here are some tips for my homies:

- Shirts and pants with vertical stripes make you appear taller. Just don’t stand next to tall titan people.

- Tighter pants makes your legs look thinner, therefore making you look taller.  

- Nothing wrong with being short. You could land some clothes in the boys department. I found my favorite Avengers shirt in that section. 

- Creepers/platform shoes are so rad, man. They add a few centimeters to your height and look hella punk rock.

- Jackets and coats that cover your bunbuns are comfy, but they make you look short. Maybe you can add a pair of creepers and a beanie and call yourself a tall punk rock homie.

- If you find a pair of pants that are too long, you can fold the bottoms up.


More tips:

- Make sure your shirt collar isn’t too loose around your neck. Tightening your bowtie or tie might help make your collar shirt appear more of a good fit on you. But be careful not to tighten it too much.

- CHEATING BOWTIE TRICK: I used to sew bows for my sisters to put in their hair, and I had some leftovers without bobby pins. I had an idea to use a string and tie the bow around my neck as a ghetto bowtie and it looked like a fine ass bowtie. Search up “bow no sew tutorial”. 

After making a bow, just pull a string that’s long enough to tie around your neck comfortably through that little middle loop and tuck the tied string ends under you collar shirt. Tadahhh $5 or less bowtie :D

- Longer vests hide them curvy hips, bruh.

- Trench coats are nice. Makes you feel like a badass fallen angel (;

- Fixing the seams of your clothes can help make a better fit for your body. You can even take old, baggy clothes and resew them as new ones.

- TWEEEEEED. Tweed is good. Makes you look like a polished gentleman. 

- Newsboy hats are pretty swell. Easy fix for a bad hair day. 

- Caps and snapbacks are cool too. 

- There are several makeup tutorials on making yourself look more masculine. Just Google “crossplay” or “ftm” makeup. The main tips are to contour your jawline, nose, cheekbones, neutralize the color of your lips a little with a dab of concealer, and fill in your eyebrows. 

- *Morgan Freeman’s voice* OLD SPICE.

- A pair of oxford and chukka shoes can take you far with most outfits. Yes, even in pjs and sweats. Just watch out for the fashion police. 

- Binders are awesome and will flatten your chest.
DON’T USE ACE BANDAGES NO NO NO
And don’t get a cheap $10 binder from China on Amazon if you plan to wear one daily. I bought one, but the material was not elastic. I rarely wear it. But it works fine if you’re cosplaying.

- Sport bras are a good substitute for binders. The ones designed to compress breasts are even better.

- Socks can get you a male yoohoo bulge. And it’ll keep your yoohoo warm during the cold winter! It’s like a sweater for your yoohoo! Oh my god, I’m never getting a date…

- Watches are great. But POCKETWATCHES, MMM YAS

- Polo shirts look good. Darker colored polos will help hide your chest.

- KNITTED SWEATERSasdfgljkklhsda;

- You can get a lot of male clothes from WalMart or Target. Don’t underestimate Walmart’s clothing selections. You can get work out gear, Hanes or Fruit of the Looms boxers, briefs, superhero t-shirts for less than $10, plain t-shirts, basically a whole wardrobe at these two stores. So instead of going to GAP and spending half of your rent on a few things, you can probably get a cartload of clothes and stop by for a dvd and some snacks at Walmart. 

- If you want to start a new wardrobe, buy simple and neutral-colored clothes first. It’s easier to mix and match black, white, gray, beige, and navy blue colored pants and shirts together than say, green, mahogany, red, and light blue. 

- Check out minimal fashion. It’s simple and uses basic colors for each outfit, usually black and white. 

- H & M has a wide variety of nice-looking clothes. I would say it has a better quality and designs compared to Forever 21.

- If you’re too lazy or shy to shop around at the mall, try online shopping. 

- If you’re buying cheap t-shirts or any other clothing on Ebay or Amazon, MAKE SURE TO CHECK THE REVIEWS. I ordered a design t-shirt from China a few months back but it has never been shipped to me.

- AND WATCH OUT FOR THE SIZES. Check your measurements. Asian clothings are mostly one size smaller. Not all sizes are universal. A small size for males can be a medium for females. I bought a coat online WHICH IS PRETTY RISKY that was a size small but ended up being too big for me. Ended up Christmas gifting it for my dad.

- Barbershops are better for male haircuts than hair salons, or so I’ve heard.

- LONG HAIR CAN BE MANLY. PULL OFF A MAN BUN. KEEP IT DOWN AND LOOK LIKE A LEAD GUITARIST FOR A DEATH METAL BAND. TIE IT IN A LOW PONYTAIL, PUT ON A PAIR OF AVIATOR GLASSES AND A SUIT, AND VOILA YOU LOOK LIKE A BADASS HITMAN

Thank you guys for all the notes on my 1st FTM tips post. I felt that I’ve done good and offered a helping hand to people. You guys take care (’ v ’)/


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And here’s some more recent tips:

- Guys usually stick their chests outward and keep their shoulders back rather than hunch over. This posture would help boast your confidence.
- If you want to start working out but are afraid of working out in a public gym, find a work-out buddy to support you or exercise at home with free weights. USE YOUR SURROUNDINGS. TEXTBOOKS CAN BE USED AS FREE WEIGHTS. BENCHPRESS YOUR ELECTRIC GUITAR.
- Be careful when working out while wearing your binder. You may have to take longer breaks. If it helps, wear your binders a tad bit looser.
- Pick up dancing, martial arts, tennis, rock climbing, swimming, or any form of physical exercise to keep your body and brains healthy.
- When you’re coming up with a work-out plan, balance out cardio and weight-training days. You have to do cardio to help you tone your body.
- Some foods can help you lower your estrogen levels and increase your testosterone. Here are some: tuna, oysters, egg yolk, cabbage, asparagus, garlic, bananas, almonds.
- Lean your head back. Take a deep breath. Now exhale. You got this, man. Don’t worry. You look great.
- DONT LET NOBODY TELL YOU THAT THE STUFF YOU DO MAKES YOU LOOK FEMININE LIKE WTF GUYS CAN USE MAKEUP GUYS CAN KNIT AND COOK AND WEAR HIGH CROP TOPS THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS GENDER LABELS DO WHAT YOU FEEL BE WHO YOU ARE AND FUCK ANYBODY WHO DENIES YOUR IDENTITY BECAUSE THE ONLY THING THATS INVALID IS THEIR FUCKING IGNORANCE

anonymous asked:

Hi, so I want to improve my drawing (HB pencil and paper, no fancy stuff) and I am not a complete novice, but pretty close to that. Do you have any recommendations for tutorials/courses that could help? Something like The Joy of Painting where I could draw along would be really useful, but I'm not overly fussy.

Hmmm must of the tutorials I find are in youtube so I´ll just link four youtube channels I find useful:

SchaeferArt: This guy is great. He has a lot of painting time lapses and if you want to watch tips on how to become better at arting he´s got some videos on how to draw basically. He also talks about color theory and stuff like that which can be very useful.

DGPaints: God, this guy´s paintings are masterpieces. Most of his videos are speedpaints, but by looking at them you can get an idea of what he does and how he does that. 

Art of Wei: Okay this one is kind of a step-by-step guy. In every video he draws with pencil and you can clearly see what he is doing while he explains. His drawings range from portraits from bananas so you can find a lot of variety in his channel.

PaintBasket: I love this guy. He has also several videos where he draws while explaining what he is doing, kinda Bob Ross-ish. He paints with charcoal, oil, watercolor, pastels, and pretty much everything. I really recommend this channel.

I hope you find them useful!

Easter Shenanigans -Ethan & Grayson Dolan

Author: grethansdolans

Pairing: Grayson x Best friend!Reader , Ethan x Best friend!Reader

Requested: Yes

Request: -Could you wrote about Ethan wanting y/n to be in a vlog video with him and gray?

-Hi can you write a gray imagine where the reader is a vlogger and they go on a cruise together and vlog the whole thing and it’s really fluffy please

Warnings: N/A

A/N: So I changed things up a bit to fit the holiday theme. Hope you guys like it, sorry it its not as good. It was a bit rushed to be able to post it today. Happy Easter to those who celebrate it!! 

Originally posted by dailydolantwins

Originally posted by thedolangifs


You were currently playing video games in the living room of your best friends house. You and Ethan were playing a racing game while Grayson was brainstorming ideas for a new YouTube video.

“So what are you gonna do for Easter, (Y/N/N)?” Ethan asked as he threw a banana peel on the road making another racer spin.

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drunk history :: new orleans [ sentence meme ]

“He was just really badass. Stabbing in weird, fun new ways.”
“We live in the color portion of The Wizard of Oz, and everybody else is in the black-and-white section. It’s all Technicolor here.”
“Oh, fuck. Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. Oh, no. Hello.”
“He was very smooth and suave.”
“I’m putting a $500 bounty on ______’s head. Not his head. I don’t want you to bring me his head. I want you to bring him in alive. But seriously… I’ll give you $500 if you capture him and bring him in, okay?”
“Okay, you got me.”
“Maybe you could free me and pardon me of all my crimes?”
“Nobody can defend you better than we can.”
“I’ve been shot. I have dysentery, which is the worst category of diarrhea that you can imagine. No big deal.”
“Don’t let my pooping disease make you think that I’m not gonna defeat them, ‘cause I fucking am.”
“I’m telling you, I got the goods. I got the ammunition, I got the weapons, I got the men. You need me, and you’re not admitting it to yourself.”
“I’m fucking fucked up.”
“You’re my guy. Let’s party.”
“Whew. We really did a number on these guys. We really… these guys… you know, we really killed a lot of them.”
“Excuse me, what is this penis-looking thing?”
“Oh, my banana dropped!”
“… Wait a minute. I could just do this all myself.”
“If we’re gonna do this, I need my dudes.”
“These guys are bad MFs. And I’m talking about motherfuckers, if you didn’t know what MFs meant.”
“Thanks, dead people?”
“I figured we’d make something that was a New Orleans tradition, so we’re gonna do the Sazerac. This is absinthe. You might hallucinate a little bit tonight.”
“Come into our family. We’re gonna feed you and treat you like one of our own.”
“Go get you a prostitute. Get you some whiskey.”
“Hey, let’s be honest. We’ve been through a lot.”
“If you heard the crowd getting into the music, give them a little bit more, right?”
“Sure. I’m drunk as fuck. I’ll do whatever you want. I’m so drunk.”
“What you want now?”
“What was I talking about?”

dating nct jaehyun!!!1!1!

• you guys are super cute
• jaehyun always smiles when he’s w you, not just any smile but he whole, cresent eyes, and the cute, well defined dimples
• he really likes being lowkey w you like
• “hey…,,,, wear a black and white striped shirt tomorrow” “,,,,,ok???”
• the next day
• “omGYALLMATCHING!!!!”
• “oh,,, my,,,, i- we didn’t even realize!!!! haaaa, we’re so perfect for each other”
• he’s awkward in a really non awkward, cute way
• it’s confusing
• it’s like he’s your best friend that happen to be dating and kissing on basis and hugging
• he doesn’t do cheesy things like put your name in his IG bio or anything, but he does make you his profile picture on his social media sites
• there’s some weird shit going on in his lil perv brain
• omg ok when nct u debuted you were like “hoLY- shiT. bABY DO U LOOK GOOD OR DO U LOOK GOOD”
• “i think i look weiRD. LOOK AT MY WEIRD RAMEN LOOKING HAIR”
• he’s super tall so you kinda, cling to him but he doesn’t care he likes it
• k he loves kissing you sm sm sm sm
• he kisses the top of your head a lot tho
• ok first kiss time w jaehyun!!!!
• ok so what happened was you were just chilling on the nct boys’ dorm couch
• and the sm BABy rookiES. were like “noONA. LET’S WATCH A MOVIE” and you were like “daMNBOYS. OK”
• jaemin, the princess himself, chose sleeping beauty.
• and at that very moment jaehyun came in the living room and was like “lol what are u guys doing w my girlfriend” and just plopped down in between you and jaemin and jaemin was like “hyuNG. wyD.”
• so it went like, donghyuk, jeno, jaemin, jaehyun, you and jisung.
• the first 4 boys were like, so INDULGED IN THE MOVIE, BUT you and jisung were like “lol lol lol we saw this like 40 times together already let’s just goof off” and you just kept squishing his cheeks being like “ugh jisung u’re like 3 what are u doing in an entertainment company i should be baby sitting you and be feeding u mushed up bananas”
• and jaehyun looked over at you and you whispered to jaehyun while squishing jisung’s cheeks and you were like “omg look at this literal baby jae”
• and jaehyun smiled bc goodness you’d be the most embarrassing mother to you and jaehyun’s children
• and then jisung fell asleep and you got bored and fell asleep with him while leaning on jaehyun’s shoulder
• AND SUPER CLICHÉ, BUT THE PRINCE GOT INTO THE CASTLE AND WAS ABOUT TO KISS THE PRINCESS AND BEING THE ROMANTIC BABY HE IS, HE TURNED HIS HEAD AND GENTLY KISSED YOU, VERY LIGHTLY, AND THEN TURNED HIS HEAD BACK TOWARDS THE MOVIE
• THEN YOU WOKE UP
• “WHAT HAPPENED” and you screamed
• AND EVERYONE FREAKED OUT AND JISUNG WOKE UP AND HE JUST YELLED “WHAT HAPPENED I’M SO SORRY”
• and the 2000 boys were like “HYUNG WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER” and he was like “whAT- WHY DO YOU ALL BLAME ME I DIDNT DO ANYTHING”
• “WHAT. HYUNG APOLOGIZE”
• “NO I DONT THINK HE DID WHAT I THINK HE DID AND I’M SO CONFUSED I’M SORRY GUYS”
• and so you just hugged jisung and told him to go back to sleep but he was all shaken up
• and jaehyun just “oK. LET ME. JUST. GO TO MY ROOM.”
• but then 2 minutes later he motioned w his hand for you to come into the room
• and all the babies got up and started following you to his room and jaehyun was like “why- NOT ALL OF YOU. JUST HER. YOU GUYS-”
• a unison of “ooohhhhhhhh” from all the boys who go back to the couch
• and you got into the room and he closed the door and you were thinking “crap”
• but he very awkwardly was like “uh so… uh”
• “SORRY I HAD A DREAM AND-”
• “a dream??? uh well, did you, enjoy it?”
• “what?”
• “um” and he kinda, walked closer towards you and you just stayed there and he got crazy close to you and he put one of his hands on your cheek and another one on your hip and put his lips on yours and you hesitantly kissed back and put your arms around his neck and sjdjrjejf
• then he gently took his lips off of yours and smiled and he just kinda laughed and it was so cute honestly
• and you coughed and was like “um, uh, we should, take the boys, out of ice cream or something they…they wanted ice cream”
• and he put his arm around your shoulders and was like “alright”
• and Y'ALL OPENED THE DOOR AND THE FOUR BABY ROOKIES FELL FACE FIRST ON THE FLOOR
• and fast thinker jaemin was like “hA. LOL. STUPiD US. JENO YOUR CONTACTS AREN’T HERE”
• “me-? oh- Oh YEAH MY CONTACT-”
• “jeno, you don’t wear contacts.”
• “I JUST STARTED WEARING THEM, A FEW DAYS AGO AND I DIDNT TELL YOU GUYS BECAUSE-”
• “you guys still gonna buy us ice cream or” cause all donghyuk wanted was some ice cream
• y'all did end up getting ice cream tho bc you love jisung sm, he’s you and jaehyun’s baby and he wanted ice cream
• it was a fun day
• ok when firetruck came out you went nuts
• “you CAN RAP? HOW COME YOU NEVER TO L D M E”
• ok you once found an old predebut video of him having a full on conversation by himself in english in his english class and you sent it to him
• he didn’t reply for like, 12 hours
• he cooks for you and you guys cook together sometimes it’s great
• you wear his sweaters sometimes and it’s so cute he loves it you look so tiny
• jaehyun made you cry once
• LOL JK THIS BOY TREASURES YOU TOO MUCH AND KNOWS WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT YOU TO HURT YOU IN ANYWAY, HE’S ALWAYS CAUTIOUS AND CARES ABOUT YOU
• you guys were best friends first before you guys started dating
• he’s so modest it makes you ejdjfjfk
• ok jaehyun, not to be weird, but he gets boners a lot
• you pretend not to notice sometimes bc “jaehyun come on this happened on stage too you gotta chill man i know you’re growing up and you cant help it and all but-”
• but sometimes you just laugh and give him a small kiss on the cheek and continue doing what you were doing or something bc yoU GUYS AREN’T GONNA DO IT EVERYTIME HIS FRIEND ACTS UP DOWN THERE
• ok but he gets needy he just, hugs you a lot and back hugs you when he NORMALLY REALLY DOESNT, and he kisses you and whispers in your ear and, hM. IT’S TEMPTING BUT YOU’RE A STIFF STONE YOU’RE “you’re cute”
• you guys watch nct life together
• when he sleeps over/when you sleep over it’s so fun you always ask him to sing you to sleep and he does sing and skdkf
• but honestly most of the time y'all are gummy bears, potato chips, video games, dance breaks, and candy till 4am
• lol ok he looks at you, the same way he looks at honey butter chips and oh my goodness it’s the cutest thing
• johnny always messes w jae like “yoUR BAE OR HONEY BUTTER CHIPS JAEHYUN. ANSWER ME. 3, 2, 1. OHHHHH”
• ok jaehyuns lock screen is a picture of you and him together, smiling and laughing at your favorite coffee shop that yuta took when he was with hansol.
• ok so yuta and hansol were stalking you, but the way they put it was “we were not stalking you we were following you to make sure that you were being nice kids and just going on clean, 18 and under age dates.” and while they were behind the bushes, they saw you and him laughing at something and you two looked so cute that yuta snapped a pic and sent it to jaehyun and hansol was like “…wait. YUTA-” and then at that very moment jaehyun and your heads turned and you two made eye contact w hansol and yuta who was awkwardly standing behind the bushes of the coffee shop.
• it was a weird day
• jaehyun’s home screen is a picture of you sleeping, your hair in your face, your mouth kind of open, your cheek squished up from the pillow under your cheek and you hate it but he thinks it’s the cut e s t thing e v e r. it’s his favorite picture of you.
• he loves feeding you and being fed like he’s kinda shy about it but he loVES. IT.
• jaehyun doesn’t really get jealous, i mean, he does like any other guy, but he prefers to talk it out with you and ask you directly rather than keeping his emotions and questions to himself and hurting both himself and you and the relationship.
• he pretends you’re his giant teddy bear
• he likes it when you sit on his lap
• he does aegyo when you’re sad or when he wants something and you’re like “uGHWHAT”
• he loves spooning well, not spooning but, he just likes holding on to you while you’re both laying down
• he loves it when you touch his hair and play with it
• he catches all the bugs and when you’re scared he’s like “iTSOK I GOT YOU”
• when you’re cold, he doesn’t hesitate to take his jacket off and give it to you
• or when you’re like “oh no you’re gonna be cold ill be fine” he just let’s you sit in between his legs and he just drapes around you like a giant blanket
• ok your selfies are so cute it could be super casual where to u’re wearing normal clothes and just smiling or you guys could be wearing weird clothes that look like you’re about to go on stage to perform for lady gaga, sticking your tongues out, they’re all cute, super cute
• you guys say “i love you” when you’re in the mood for it meaning like, you guys would be watching TV then it’d get boring and you guys would just be smiling and really quiet and then he’d say “i love you” really quietly and pat your head.
• he talks in 3 different languages
• “PLEASE TALK IN ONE LANGUAGE JAEHYUN”
• now he’s learning chinese from winwin and kun and his chinese classes so, 4 LANGUAGES. Y A Y.
• you saw jaehyun in a suit, once.
• once was enough.
• “I LIVED IN AMERICA FOR 4 YEARS, THAT’S WHY I’M HERE MAN.”
• “stoooooooop”
• you guys never stop smiling around each other
• you guys, barely fight/argue
• he once took advice from johnny and, “went for it” aka took your head band to wash his face without getting his bags wet.
• “she won’t notice” he said. “she won’t laugh” he said. “SHE WON’T TAKE PICTURES OF YOU AND KEEP THEM FOREVER.” HE SAID

• he lied. johnny lied. and johnny’s the one that told you about the head band thing, allowing you to get the picture in the first place.

YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW HARD THIS WAS I HAD TO START THIS OVER AGAIN LIKE, 6 TIMES WHEN I WAS ¾ DONE BC I KEPT CLICKING THE BACK BUTTON AND SJDJJFKG i feel like this one isn’t as good as the other ones bc i restarted it so many times omg but yES. bias wrecker af jaehyun yes thank u for existing u wonderful human being//giraffe.

why you should read steelheart by brandon sanderson now

In case y’all missed my impromptu liveblogging this morning, here are the finest points:

  • It’s a superhero ‘verse story where the superheroes are the villains.
  • Seriously, the Big Bad is basically an evil version of Superman, what with his black cape floating menaciously in the winds.
  • The good guys use their smartphones to fight evil, and that’s the most relatable Millenial thing I in a YA novel EVER.
  • Our main character is an adorkable nerd who can’t do metaphores. Or similes. Or anything. The words “It’s like… a banana farm for guns,” were uttered at one point, and it only gets weirded from there.
  • THERE’S AN AMAZING LADY CALLED MEGAN WHO’S MY BABY AND YOU’LL 100% LOVE HER. GUARANTEED.
  • Chicago is now entirely made of steel and shrouded in perpetual darkness and people like to wear 1920s clothes to go out at night. Did anyone say Steampunk?
  • Lake Michigan was turned into steel also. Don’t ask.
  • Superman’s ‘S’ is now a religious symbol. Forrealz.
  • The law of physics stopped making sense from one day to the next so you don’t have to study physics in school anymore.
  • EPIC MOTOCYCLE CHASES.
  • TRIPLE-DOUBLE-QUADRUPLE AGENTS.
  • ALSO SUPERPOWERS.
  • LAME JOKES. SO MANY LAME JOKES YOU’LL LOSE COUNT.
  • READ THE BOOK.
Road Trips With Ten

Originally posted by visualjaehyun

Requested: Yes

Okay so road trips with Ten can be two things
Hella safe or hella wild
Like y'all would double check to make sure you got the snacks, clothes, etc.
Obviously you guys would have a sick playlist going on
And it can range from Allstar by Smashmouth or View by Shinee
No chill whatsoever
eVER
“Y/N I need to pee”
Pit stops are a thing but not really bad
“Baby! Check out that canyon!”
“Ten check out the horses!”
You guys would literally see so much
Taking pictures
Some nice, some cheesy, most memey
“Does it look like I’m pushing the tree?”
“Yes, yes it does”
Singing even when the radio is off
Trying new food
And I mean “what is this?” kinda feel
“Ten try this”
“No”
“Ten it’s banana”
“I don’t like banana”
“Bullshit, try it”
So he tries it
And he loves it so he gets more for the road
“Banana fritters are my new favorite dish”
“Yeah okay”
Lots of hand holding
Even in the car
Like not overly mushy but like the “I wanna do this more with you”
Forehead kisses
Him avoiding the potholes so you could sleep better
Stargazing
Cheesy Ten is a must
“The moon looks so beautiful”
Yeah the moon looks great but his eyes are on you so
“I’ve seen better”
The trip itself is a memory that will always be worth saving


A/N: Hope you like it !!!! 

Ah, I’m so glad someone requested this!
I actually have severe cramps myself, to the point I’ve even passed out at school lol.
Anywho, here it is.

• • •

Hoshi:

- He knows how hard this must be on you.
- He’ll get you anything you need, even if it’s a bit embarrassing.
- He makes sure you stay hydrated and rubs your lower belly a bit.
- He spends time with you and you two end up watching movies together.

Amami:

- This guy knows what he’s doing.
- Especially because of all of those sisters of his.
- He already has a heating pad out.
- Chocolate is ready.
- He got the pain killers.
- Prepare for lots of kisses and back/belly rubs.
- Will try his best to memorize your period schedule.

Kiibo:

- Human girls bleed from WHERE—?
- He must scream.
- But he can’t.
- He does lots of research and gets you anything he needs.
- He also knows potassium helps, so he gets you bananas!
- And he knows your period schedule! He has a convenient calendar programmed in him.

Ouma:

- He wants to cry as much as you do.
- He really doesn’t know what to do.
- He probably just has his servants get pain killers and anything else you need.
- You two bundle up and snuggle together.
- “Hey look, there’s sharks on TV! You know they can smell blood, right? I bet they’re on their way.”
- You want to smack him upside the head tf

Kaito:

- He gets you stuff, but goes to self checkout.
- He’s really nice to you, though.
- Belly kisses!
- Tries to make sure you’re as comfortable as possible.

Shinguuji:

- He probably knows some old remedies.
- He’s got those on hand, and is already preparing tea for you.
- He asks you if you’re okay a lot.
- He tells you to let him know if things get better or worse!

Gonta:

- He’s really unsure.
- So he asks you about it!
- You tell him what you usually do, and what you’ve heard is good from others.
- He follows your word!

Saihara:

- Lays with you a lot.
- Gets you a heating pad! Bless him.
- Kisses your forehead.
- Chocolate? He’ll get you that.