what are you doing darling

Possessive/Obsessive Spouse Sentence Starters

“You’re mine. Don’t forget that. You promised.”
“Til death to us part. That’s what our vows said.”
“Did you really think this would ‘get better’ after we married?”
“I’m allowed to be obsessed with you, I’m your husband/wife.”
“You should quit your job. You know I can take care of you.”
“Don’t go in today. Stay in bed with me.”
“Mine, mine, mine…”
“No. You can’t go out tonight.”
“I don’t care if you’re just friends. I don’t want you seeing them again.”
“Do I have to lock you up, darling?”
“You will never have to worry about anything ever again. I’ll make sure of it.”
“I’ve been fair to you so far, haven’t I?”
“You’ve been such a good wife/husband so far. Don’t get silly ideas now.”
“I called your work and told them you quit. Now you’ll never have to leave~”
“Where are you going? Why didn’t you tell me?”
“You’re late. Tell me what you were doing.”
“You had better not be lying to me, darling…”
“If I find out you’re cheating on me, I’ll kill him/her.”
“You’re so beautiful. I can’t believe you’re mine.”
“I still can’t believe how perfect you are.”
“I worship you.”
“No one else is allowed to see you like this.”
“This sight is for my eyes only. Don’t forget that.”
“ I’m going to hunt down the person that was your first…so that they know you’re mine now.”
“I want people to see the marks I leave on you. So they know you’re taken.”
“You belong to me and no one else.”

anonymous asked:

Headcanon that Loki finds out his partner is Bi so he teases her by constantly swapping genders in or out of bed

We all know he would tease the hell out of you ;)

~ Loki was amazed as he found out about your sexuality. “So, you don’t think it is weird?”, you ask shyly. A mischievous grin spreads on Loki’s face. “Of course not, love. This is marvelous.”

~ For a while everything stays the same. But one day, you are taking a shower and suddenly a tall, black-haired woman with astonishing eyes shows up behind you.

~ You shriek, starring at her. “L-Loki!?” “Hello, darling. Do you like what you see?” Her voice is smooth and alluring. Completely overwhelmed you run out of the bathroom.

~ From now on, Loki won’t stop teasing you.

~ He changes gender while making out with you, and suddenly you feel her stiff nipples against your own chest. Immediately your cheeks grow red and you try to shove her away.

~  Another day, you enter your room just to see female Loki trying on some of your clothes. “Wow, you have a divine taste, my love. But I guess your boobs are smaller than mine.”

~ You and Loki meet some friends of yours and they are super confused when your boyfriend disappears and a beautiful woman starts hanging around with you, touching you whenever she can.

~ Loki influencing your wet dreams, changing himself into his female form. These are the best dreams you have.

~ Also, Loki would always demand to tell him which form you find more attractive. He constantly changes gender and both forms try to convince you that they are better.

~ You try your best to ignore his teasing - unsuccessfully. You started to love both of his forms without preferring one.

~ You are the one to ask for the final step. “Loki…I want you.” “You know, you can always have me, sweetling.” “No, I mean…I want your…other…form…”

~ After the words have left your mouth, Loki’s eyes begin to shine. Instantly, he turns into his female version, pulling you against her chest.

~ “You won’t regret this, my love. I’ll make you feel better than ever.

~ She pulls you into a deep, sensual kiss, your heart pounding heavily. But suddenly there is a second pair of hands grabbing your boobs from behind.

~ “And I’ll help her. Your pleasure is our duty”, the low, husky whisper of male Loki promises.

~ And here you are, shocked and caught between female Loki and one of her male doppelganger illusions. This will be your best night ever.


I think this is…pretty hot, haha. Hope you enjoyed it <3

i never asked to be immortal. 
i never asked to be a hero. 
all i wanted was to help someone
so that perhaps 
     for a moment
the ghosts in my mind 
could be quiet
                drowned out by the beat of my blood
                                        by the rush of my rage.
but you see
legends never die
and heroes never grow old.
but you see 
never dying 
           or growing old 
           or fading out like distant memories should
does not mean that you live forever.
but you see
they say heroes always do what’s right 
but they do not say that 
what is right by the world 
     is not always right by you 
                                  or by your heart
                                  or by your lover––
i wish i had known before 
i leapt up into the sky and became a star
but i suppose
                          that is why 
                                               they never say it.
—  so that their heroes do not go insane ( j.p. ) || immortality, insanity, “doing what’s right” for @daenerystargaryensass

(Requested by saracons87)

You were woken up with painful cramps in your abdomen. You groaned and curled up, trying to make the pain leave without having to get up.

You glared over at your calendar with squinty, sleep crusted eyes. Today was marked with a red dot that sent dread through your already stressed body.

Keep reading

Oh My My

Pairing: Avengers x fem!Reader

Word Count: 1500

Warnings: Still kinda lame, bad pickup lines (that I did not come up with), bad language, sexual innuendos, my writing

(A/N): My friend requested a second, more dirty, part. So, yeah…hope you´re happy. Kinda lamer than the first part, but whatever. And once again, if you see a pickup line/ dirty remark that belongs to you, please message me and I´ll gladly credit you. Enjoy.

Oh My

Summary: You thought you heard the last of me? Ha! Or: The Team attempts to cope with your You-ness.

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„Can you just…not…do that?“

Steve huffs impatiently, watching you turn and blink at him all too innocently.

“Do what, Captain? Admire the view?”

You gesture behind yourself, towards the small group of people that were currently being shoved into the back of a SHIELD van. Two young, handsome males and a beautiful, blonde female.

“They are terrorists, [Y/N]. Can you at least fake some professionalism?”

You shake your head with an amused smirk, your gaze lingering on him just long enough to see him reach out to massage his temple.

“What am I going to do with you?”

A laugh bubbles up at the back of throat and you turn, sending him a wink over your shoulder as you set into a casual stroll towards his motorcycle.

“My, Captain, I can think of a few things. Might need to stretch first though.”

His annoyed groan only serves to amuse you further, [E/C] meeting his cerulean blue ones just as he sweeps a hand over his slightly reddened face.

“I´m serious, [Y/N]. If you step out of line one more time-“

“You will give me a good spanking, got it, Captain.”

He buries his face in his hands with a shuddering sigh, the flush that spreads across his face delightfully bright.

And I can tell, today´s going to be a good day.

“How did you pull that off?”

Bruce´s disbelieving whisper drags a small chuckle out of you, your grip on his arm tightening insignificantly when he slowly leads you towards the emergency exit, flash-drive with the needed data safely stored in his jackets pocket.

“Like a wise person once said: If you can´t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit.”

He snorts a laugh, opening the door for you once you´ve made sure that you could slip away undetected.

“You amaze me, [Y/N].”

“And we haven’t even slept together yet.”

You smile teasingly his way, easily slipping into the driver´s seat of your getaway car, while Bruce stands next to it for a few moments, shaking his head in a mixture of amusement and embarrassment.

You´ve had a lot of brilliant ideas in your life- a whole lot, but this, you decide, might just have been one of your very best.

“Please tell me I´m hallucinating…”

Tony´s disbelieving whisper drags a chuckle out of you, [E/C] sparkling in amusement as you push away from the set of suits that both Pepper and you have taken great pleasure in painting bright neon pink.

“Well, I am dreamy, but please do contain yourself, darling.”

He takes a shaky inhale, his eye twitching to the rhythm of his pulse. Or as doctor Cho would have put it, unhealthily fast.

“Don´t worry, it´s not waterproof”

You grin at him, reaching out to plant your lips to his cheek in an attempt to soothe his rattled nerves, before you lean back with a playful smirk on your lips.

“What do you say we get out of here, darling. To blow of some steam. Emphasis on the blow.”

He chokes on thin air, his eyes widening, and you take a picture, laughing at it and his truly priceless expression for the rest of your day-off.

“It´s beautiful”

You turn upon hearing Bucky´s voice, training your eyes onto the item the soldier was currently referring to.

It turned out to be Wanda´s new scarf, a fabric of gorgeous scarlet color that complimented both her powers and leather jacket lovely.

“Suits you”

Clint pipes up from across the room, sending you a quick look that almost begs you to say something also. Preferably something incredibly dirty. And who are you to disappoint?

“Indeed, it does. Maybe if you´re feeling a little frisky you´ll let me use it on you in more existing ways.”

She blushes and buries her face in her scarf, her cheeks as delightfully red as the fabric itself, while you merely take a calm sip of your tea and tone out Clint´s barking laughter.

You never failed to be pleased by Bucky´s delight at the simplest and most basest of things, one of the main reasons why you took to treating the Super Soldier to lunches and dinners every now and again, introducing him to various restaurants, bars and cafés while you were at it too.

“That was mind-blowing”

You grin up at him from behind your burger

“Not usually the circumstances I hear that, but I´ll take it.”

You narrowly dodge a fry that he throws your way, laughing at the small blush that tinted his cheeks as his creative imagination paved a way for, what you are sure, were some incredibly dirty thoughts and pictures.

“I hate you…”

“Wanna watch a movie?”

You smirk at Sam from behind the book that you were reading, teasingly raising a delicate brow.

“Why, Wilson, a little ´Netflix and Chill´ is always welcome”

He raises his own brows in slightly flustered disbelief, turning to Pietro for help only to receive a nonchalant shrug in return.

“Welcome to our world…”

You throw a book at the speedster, watching bemusedly as he calmly dodges it by craning his head to the right.

“Glad I´m flexible, right?”

“Certainly, although I´d love to find out just how flexible you can be, love.”

You treat him to a coy smirk and flirtatious chuckle, ruffling up his hair on your way to the elevator when you take notice of the color that set upon his cheeks.

“You coming or what, Wilson?”

“Me? Oh I-“

“Oh, I´m sure he already came!”

You laugh at Tony´s good natured jab, teasingly beckoning the flustered Sam to join you in the elevator with a wiggle of your index finger.

Patience, to most people´s surprise, had always been one of your strong suits, combined with the fact that you, not very unlike Natasha, were impeccable at stealth, it made you into a force to be reckoned with.

A force that Clint, just like HYDRA, learned to fear. For wholly different reasons.


A girlish shriek rips from his lips and you muster a self-satisfied smirk in return, watching him jump away from you, with clear amusement in your eyes.

“I hate you!”

He grips his chest for emphasis, wheezing and far from amused by your sudden and quite frankly startling appearance.

“Now that, darling, is where I beg to differ. I hold firm to the belief that I´m like walking heroin, very habit forming-“

“And it never ends well”

You chuckle at him and nod, offering him the basket of fries you brought along to share with the Archer.

“Now that this is out of the way, I figured you´d be hungry, after a jump like that.”

Nevertheless the withering look he gives you at the mention of his reaction to your sudden appearance, he takes the basket.

“To think you could be scared of lil´ol´me…”

“I wasn’t scared…”

And after swallowing, he quickly adds

“You´re not scary”

You merely grin at him, the flirtatious twinkle in your eyes unmissable and bright

“Well, in this case, rest assured, darling. I still have some tricks up my sleeve that can make you tremble- perhaps not in fear, but-“

You snort a laugh at him as he chokes on his fries and leave him to his demise, still coughing and red-faced.

“You know”

You crack your knuckles one by one, allowing your gaze to stray from her self-satisfied smirk and onto the heap of whimpering and unconscious HYDRA Agents before you.

“Shattering their bones is one thing, but shattering their bones, stepping on their manly pride and then laughing in their faces…”

You turn to give her a look of mock disappointment

“That´s just cruel”

“So, arrest me”

A teasing, lopsided grin is what it takes for Natasha to realize her mistake. Her green eyes flitting to where your hand is already reaching for your own pair of handcuffs.

“With utmost pleasure

“Don’t you dare”

You found Maria to be a person of utmost grace and intelligence. Someone who, despite being confined to her office for the better part of forever, still had no trouble slipping into the role of an active Agent if need be.

It´s unlike you, and if somebody were to point it out, you would most certainly deny it, but you admired that about her.

So, it came as no surprise to you when your eyes lingered on her frame for a moment longer than they needed to be, watching profanities leave her lips in an enraging volume if only to convince the target that she was truly offended.

Out of the corner of your eye, you catch Natasha´s gaze on you, her own green eyes twinkling in amusement as she watched your lips curl upwards at Maria´s impeccable performance.

“Penny for your thoughts?”

Her voice reaches you over the com

“I´d love to make that woman scream for real”

It takes you a moment to realize why Maria cracks for a split-second, a flush setting upon her cheeks.

“She left her com on”

Natasha informs you and not missing a beat, she adds a questioning

“You´ll never stop, will you?”

You merely shake your head, teasingly winking Maria´s way when she sends you a half-hearted glare over the target´s shoulder.

A good day indeed

Imagine Crowley getting a needy vibe from the reader and finding it cute how shy they are about it.

They always said to keep the person that knows your wordless thoughts, but the way Crowley knew everything inside the gates of your mind was crazy scary. He knew your exact thoughts word for word and could pinpoint the cause of a bad mood like a hawk can target a mouse multiple feet about the ground. Sometimes it was a blessing but others it was a curse.

“Hm, darling…” Crowley smirked. “What are you doing over there all alone?”

Your small eyes peaked over the small pillow you were hugging. “Nothing. Sitting.”

“Get over here.”

“What? Why?” Somewhere inside your head you knew it wasn’t a request but rather a demand. The question was out of your mouth before you could stop yourself, though.

“Because you want affection but won’t ask for it.”

Heat rushed to your face. “Do not!”

“Come on, darling. Don’t play coy..”

Pointless, that’s what it was. It was like fighting a losing battle trying to convince him other wise. Quickly, your head shot down, the computer packed into your skull making the floor seem entertaining. A finger hooked under your chin and directed your gaze to him.

“Don’t be shy…even though that blush brings out the color of your eyes.” Crowley smiled as he tucked a piece of hair behind your now blood red ear. Jerking you into his lap, he held you flush against him. “Daddy knows what his babygirl needs.”

anonymous asked:

Which one of Jesse's skins do you think has the best hair?

first off anon bless you for this ask and i’m going to answer it in depth. also because you didn’t specify i’m taking his facial hair into account


handsome, classic Rough Boy cowboy look. seemingly unable to grow hair on his upper lip and cheeks, but makes it work. solid 9/10


an abomination. who decided this looks good. why is he ginger. WHY IS HE WHITE. -15/10


marginally better than gambler but only because it’s the right colour and he’s got more scruff. 3/10

mystery man/vigilante:

UPDATE: someone provided me with a hatless verson of vigilante and i have to say i’m digging that slicked back, side-parted short look. his hair is peeking over his mask still which is fucking adorable. 6/10


this shade of grey doesn’t suit him, he’d probably have a darker grey. absence of beard is not appreciated. 2/10


the opposite of a mullet, big ol’ sideburns and a soul patch. all of this should be ugly, but i love him and he is beautiful. 8/10


mccree. honey. darling. what were you thinking. i do love that his roots are visible and the scruff on his jaw is handsome. 5/10


showing that he is capable of growing a full beard and moustache. short hair is surprisingly handsome. somehow looks like gabriel reyes. 7/10

van helsing:

did i save the best for last? you bet your ass i did. long hair? ponytail? little hair curls next to his ears? pointy, well maintained beard? heck yeah. 10/10