“You’re mine. Don’t forget that. You promised.” “Til death to us part. That’s what our vows said.” “Did you really think this would ‘get better’ after we married?” “I’m allowed to be obsessed with you, I’m your husband/wife.” “You should quit your job. You know I can take care of you.” “Don’t go in today. Stay in bed with me.” “Mine, mine, mine…” “No. You can’t go out tonight.” “I don’t care if you’re just friends. I don’t want you seeing them again.” “Do I have to lock you up, darling?” “You will never have to worry about anything ever again. I’ll make sure of it.” “I’ve been fair to you so far, haven’t I?” “You’ve been such a good wife/husband so far. Don’t get silly ideas now.” “I called your work and told them you quit. Now you’ll never have to leave~” “Where are you going? Why didn’t you tell me?” “You’re late. Tell me what you were doing.” “You had better not be lying to me, darling…” “If I find out you’re cheating on me, I’ll kill him/her.” “You’re so beautiful. I can’t believe you’re mine.” “I still can’t believe how perfect you are.” “I worship you.” “No one else is allowed to see you like this.” “This sight is for my eyes only. Don’t forget that.” “ I’m going to hunt down the person that was your first…so that they know you’re mine now.” “I want people to see the marks I leave on you. So they know you’re taken.” “You belong to me and no one else.”
Warnings: Still kinda lame, bad pickup lines (that I did not come up with), bad language, sexual innuendos, my writing
(A/N): My friend requested a second, more dirty, part. So, yeah…hope you´re happy. Kinda lamer than the first part, but whatever. And once again, if you see a pickup line/ dirty remark that belongs to you, please message me and I´ll gladly credit you. Enjoy.
Summary: You thought you heard the last of me? Ha! Or: The Team attempts to cope with your You-ness.
impatiently, watching you turn and blink at him all too innocently.
Captain? Admire the view?”
behind yourself, towards the small group of people that were currently being
shoved into the back of a SHIELD van. Two young, handsome males and a
beautiful, blonde female.
“They are terrorists, [Y/N]. Can you at least fake
your head with an amused smirk, your gaze lingering on him just long enough to
see him reach out to massage his temple.
“What am I
going to do with you?”
bubbles up at the back of throat and you turn, sending him a wink over your
shoulder as you set into a casual stroll towards his motorcycle.
Captain, I can think of a few things. Might need to stretch first though.”
groan only serves to amuse you further, [E/C] meeting his cerulean blue ones
just as he sweeps a hand over his slightly reddened face.
serious, [Y/N]. If you step out of line one more
give me a good spanking, got it, Captain.”
his face in his hands with a shuddering sigh, the flush that spreads across his
face delightfully bright.
And I can tell, today´s going to be a good day.
you pull that off?”
disbelieving whisper drags a small chuckle out of you, your grip on his arm
tightening insignificantly when he slowly leads you towards the emergency exit,
flash-drive with the needed data safely stored in his jackets pocket.
wise person once said: If you can´t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle
them with your bullshit.”
He snorts a
laugh, opening the door for you once you´ve made sure that you could slip away
haven’t even slept together yet.”
teasingly his way, easily slipping into the driver´s seat of your getaway car,
while Bruce stands next to it for a few moments, shaking his head in a mixture
of amusement and embarrassment.
a lot of brilliant ideas in your life- a
whole lot, but this, you decide, might just have been one of your very best.
tell me I´m hallucinating…”
disbelieving whisper drags a chuckle out of you, [E/C] sparkling in amusement
as you push away from the set of suits that both Pepper and you have taken
great pleasure in painting bright neon pink.
“Well, I am
dreamy, but please do contain yourself, darling.”
He takes a
shaky inhale, his eye twitching to the rhythm of his pulse. Or as doctor Cho would
have put it, unhealthily fast.
worry, it´s not waterproof”
You grin at
him, reaching out to plant your lips to his cheek in an attempt to soothe his
rattled nerves, before you lean back with a playful smirk on your lips.
you say we get out of here, darling. To blow of some steam. Emphasis on the blow.”
on thin air, his eyes widening, and you take a picture, laughing at it and his
truly priceless expression for the rest of your day-off.
upon hearing Bucky´s voice, training your eyes onto the item the soldier was
currently referring to.
out to be Wanda´s new scarf, a fabric of gorgeous scarlet color that
complimented both her powers and leather jacket lovely.
up from across the room, sending you a quick look that almost begs you to say
something also. Preferably something incredibly dirty. And who are you to
does. Maybe if you´re feeling a little frisky you´ll let me use it on you in
more existing ways.”
and buries her face in her scarf, her cheeks as delightfully red as the fabric
itself, while you merely take a calm sip of your tea and tone out Clint´s
failed to be pleased by Bucky´s delight at the simplest and most basest of things,
one of the main reasons why you took to treating the Super Soldier to lunches
and dinners every now and again, introducing him to various restaurants, bars
and cafés while you were at it too.
You grin up
at him from behind your burger
usually the circumstances I hear that, but I´ll take it.”
narrowly dodge a fry that he throws your way, laughing at the small blush that
tinted his cheeks as his creative imagination paved a way for, what you are
sure, were some incredibly dirty thoughts and pictures.
watch a movie?”
at Sam from behind the book that you were reading, teasingly raising a delicate
Wilson, a little ´Netflix and Chill´ is always welcome”
his own brows in slightly flustered disbelief, turning to Pietro for help only
to receive a nonchalant shrug in return.
You throw a
book at the speedster, watching bemusedly as he calmly dodges it by craning his head to
“Glad I´m flexible, right?”
“Certainly, although I´d love to find out just how flexible you can be, love.”
him to a coy smirk and flirtatious chuckle, ruffling up his hair on your way to
the elevator when you take notice of the color that set upon his cheeks.
or what, Wilson?”
“Me? Oh I-“
“Oh, I´m sure he already
at Tony´s good natured jab, teasingly beckoning the flustered Sam to join you
in the elevator with a wiggle of your index finger.
to most people´s surprise, had always been one of your strong suits, combined
with the fact that you, not very unlike Natasha, were impeccable at stealth, it
made you into a force to be reckoned with.
that Clint, just like HYDRA, learned to fear. For wholly different reasons.
shriek rips from his lips and you muster a self-satisfied smirk in return,
watching him jump away from you, with clear amusement in your eyes.
his chest for emphasis, wheezing and far from amused by your sudden and quite
frankly startling appearance.
darling, is where I beg to differ. I hold firm to the belief that I´m like
walking heroin, very habit forming-“
never ends well”
at him and nod, offering him the basket of fries you brought along to share
with the Archer.
this is out of the way, I figured you´d be hungry, after a jump like that.”
the withering look he gives you at the mention of his reaction to your sudden
appearance, he takes the basket.
you could be scared of lil´ol´me…”
swallowing, he quickly adds
grin at him, the flirtatious twinkle in your eyes unmissable and bright
this case, rest assured, darling. I still have some tricks up my sleeve that
can make you tremble- perhaps not in fear, but-“
You snort a
laugh at him as he chokes on his fries and leave him to his demise, still
coughing and red-faced.
your knuckles one by one, allowing your gaze to stray from her self-satisfied
smirk and onto the heap of whimpering and unconscious HYDRA Agents before you.
their bones is one thing, but shattering their bones, stepping on their manly
pride and then laughing in their faces…”
You turn to
give her a look of mock disappointment
A teasing, lopsided grin is what it takes
for Natasha to realize her mistake. Her green eyes flitting to where your hand
is already reaching for your own pair of handcuffs.
“With utmost pleasure”
You found Maria to be a person of utmost
grace and intelligence. Someone who, despite being confined to her office for
the better part of forever, still had
no trouble slipping into the role of an active Agent if need be.
It´s unlike you, and if somebody were to
point it out, you would most certainly deny it, but you admired that about her.
So, it came as no surprise to you when your
eyes lingered on her frame for a moment longer than they needed to be, watching
profanities leave her lips in an enraging volume if only to convince the target
that she was truly offended.
Out of the corner of your eye, you catch
Natasha´s gaze on you, her own green eyes twinkling in amusement as she watched
your lips curl upwards at Maria´s impeccable performance.
“Penny for your thoughts?”
Her voice reaches you over the com
“I´d love to make that woman scream for
It takes you a moment to realize why Maria
cracks for a split-second, a flush setting upon her cheeks.
“She left her com on”
Natasha informs you and not missing a beat,
she adds a questioning
“You´ll never stop, will you?”
You merely shake your head, teasingly
winking Maria´s way when she sends you a half-hearted glare over the target´s
Imagine Crowley getting a needy vibe from the reader and finding it cute how shy they are about it.
They always said to keep the person that knows your wordless thoughts, but the way Crowley knew everything inside the gates of your mind was crazy scary. He knew your exact thoughts word for word and could pinpoint the cause of a bad mood like a hawk can target a mouse multiple feet about the ground. Sometimes it was a blessing but others it was a curse.
“Hm, darling…” Crowley smirked. “What are you doing over there all alone?”
Your small eyes peaked over the small pillow you were hugging. “Nothing. Sitting.”
“Get over here.”
“What? Why?” Somewhere inside your head you knew it wasn’t a request but rather a demand. The question was out of your mouth before you could stop yourself, though.
“Because you want affection but won’t ask for it.”
Heat rushed to your face. “Do not!”
“Come on, darling. Don’t play coy..”
Pointless, that’s what it was. It was like fighting a losing battle trying to convince him other wise. Quickly, your head shot down, the computer packed into your skull making the floor seem entertaining. A finger hooked under your chin and directed your gaze to him.
“Don’t be shy…even though that blush brings out the color of your eyes.” Crowley smiled as he tucked a piece of hair behind your now blood red ear. Jerking you into his lap, he held you flush against him. “Daddy knows what his babygirl needs.”
Which one of Jesse's skins do you think has the best hair?
first off anon bless you for this ask and i’m going to answer it in depth. also because you didn’t specify i’m taking his facial hair into account
handsome, classic Rough Boy cowboy look. seemingly unable to grow hair on his upper lip and cheeks, but makes it work. solid 9/10
an abomination. who decided this looks good. why is he ginger. WHY IS HE WHITE. -15/10
marginally better than gambler but only because it’s the right colour and he’s got more scruff. 3/10
UPDATE: someone provided me with a hatless verson of vigilante and i have to say i’m digging that slicked back, side-parted short look. his hair is peeking over his mask still which is fucking adorable. 6/10
this shade of grey doesn’t suit him, he’d probably have a darker grey. absence of beard is not appreciated. 2/10
the opposite of a mullet, big ol’ sideburns and a soul patch. all of this should be ugly, but i love him and he is beautiful. 8/10
mccree. honey. darling. what were you thinking. i do love that his roots are visible and the scruff on his jaw is handsome. 5/10
showing that he is capable of growing a full beard and moustache. short hair is surprisingly handsome. somehow looks like gabriel reyes. 7/10
did i save the best for last? you bet your ass i did. long hair? ponytail? little hair curls next to his ears? pointy, well maintained beard? heck yeah. 10/10