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YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE

Questioning

a transdimensional arc drabble for the lovely Mod Z, zilleniose!!!

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“What does Stan do in his private time at lunch?”

“Scratch. And that’s all you really want to know, trust me.”

“How many gummi worms can I stick up my nose before I need to stop?”

“One hundred seventy two.”

“OH OOOOH OH WAIT why do hot dogs come in packs of eight and buns in packs of sixteen?”

Alcor flipped through one of the really weird magazines Grunkle Stan kept around the house, seemingly bored, but Mabel knew her brother better. She knew he was getting a kick out of this.

Outwardly, he sighed heavily and flipped another page.  “To sell more hot dogs; Mabel, aren’t you going to ask me what the meaning of life is or something like that?”

She plopped down on the stool behind the counter next to Alcor, and leaned into his side.

“Well smarty-pants? What is the meaning of life?” Mabel asked.

“I’m going to need s̭̲̦̜̟͎͢om̛̲̱͔e̜͚͙͈t̛̲̞̲h̢͕͚i̻̗n͈͕g͇͉̱̺͎̞̟ from you in return for that information,” the older version of her brother sniffed.

Hah! Mabel knew what that sniff meant.

Yooooouuuu don’t know!”

The look on Alcor’s face would be more at home on Dipper’s face than that of a demon a few millennia old.

“Do so!”

Mabel snorted. “Then tell me!”

Alcor huffed and crossed his arms.

“I can’t, not without a deal-and a good one at that. Not happening Mabel.”

Mabel jumped off the stool and began to dance around him.

“You don’t know, you don’t know, you don’t knowowow-“she sang, acting a little childish perhaps, but it was absolutely hysterical to see Alcor literally turn red from head to toe. Not blushing red, but red like people did in cartoons and it was amazing.

“Mabel s̛to̤͇͈̪͇͝p͍ͅͅ!”

“Not until you tell me or admit you don’t know!” Mabel sang, sneaking in real quick to goose Alcor between his buttwings (and oh how he hated them being called buttwings it was great) before continuing to dance around.

“You can’t keep this up forever,” Alcor pointed out, raising an eyebrow.

“I can’t,” Mabel admitted, “But I was thinking of getting Bear-o out for company, and then maybe make all the books in our bedroom crooked, and get Stan’s jokebook out and-“

“O̸̺KḀ̵̲͙̙̘̼Ỵ̜̥̤̮̟!͚̹͖͚̺͖͘” Alcor yelled with a little burst of fire from his fingertips, and it never failed to make Mabel laught  when her brother was in a pouty kind of mood. “I’ll tell you, alright?”

Immediately Mabel was back on the stool. “Go on,” she goaded, leaning down briefly to pick up Waddles who wandered by.

“Well….”

“Yes?”

Alcor scratched his head under his floating hat. “It’s kind of-“

Mabel stared and blinked slowly, which if Alcor was like Dipper, would freak him the heck out.

“Oh my god Mabel don’t do that-“

“Meaning of life? Still waiting.”

“I….I…idon’tknowokay.”

“What was that?”

“Mabel!”

“I didn’t hear you!”

Dipper walked in just in time to see his alternate self burst into flame from head to toe, stomp his feet, and vanish from view.

Mabel grinned the biggest shit eating grin he had ever seen on his sister before.

“I win.”