what are titles can i eat them

Distractions pt 9

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Yoongi x Reader (ft. Jimin)

Genre: Angst/Fluff

Word Count: 2465

Originally posted by bwipsul

“Hyung?” Jimin whispered as he peeped his head from behind the bedroom door. It wasn’t surprising to see a blanket burrito stuffed with only the most premium of geniuses: Min Yoongi. All that was needed was a side of guac.

“Hyung, are you awake?” With every step Jimin took, the ground beneath him creaked just slightly. From within the encased ball of cloth annoyed groans could be heard,

“Does it look like I’m awake?” A small tuft of black fluffy hair and the tired, irritated face of its owner could be seen from a teensiest of holes that breached his fortress. 

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Floorboards

Originally posted by y-ta

for the summary game can I request Phone Calls, Floorboards, or Interwoven? idk how many you can request but pllleeaaassseee do at least one of those -anon

Gif credit as listed

Taeyong (NCT) x Reader

-by Admin Mari

A/N: He would. You know he would. Also Happy Halloween!

This prompt came from a summary game we did a while ago (found here) where we came up with words/phrases for titles and randomly matched them with artists:

“What did I say about eating chocolate after midnight?’
“How’d you even know?”
“The floorboards squeak, idiot.”


The late hours of the night had finally brought a peaceful quiet about. They had returned from a Halloween party with the boys pretty late and (Y/n) had just about crashed the minute they crossed the threshold of their home.

Still, she awoke at only half past midnight to find an empty bed and the sound of someone tiptoeing out in the hallway. She rolled her eyes, sitting up.

Of course he would, she thought.

She tiptoed out of bed herself and crept down the hallway until she could peer into the kitchen. And just as she expected to find, Taeyong had a hand in the plastic jack-o-lantern, pulling out pieces of random “fun sized” candy bars. When he had about five on the counter in front of him, he put the bowl back on top of the refrigerator where he had put it before bed.

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Happy Birthday Namjoon - A Birthday Fic Compilation

Hello everyone! Ahhh I am so sorry for being inactive this past week (。•́︿•̀。) I’ve been having a few issues in real life that I’m still trying to sort out, but I feel really bad about my lack of posts so! I’ll be doing a bunch of rec posts right now, starting with this one :) Speaking of which, happy birthday Namjoon! You are truly the best leader a group could ask for (bangtan literally wouldn’t be what it is today without you), thank you for everything love ♡

Lastly, thank you so so much to those who asked after my wellbeing while I was gone! I’m forever humbled and in awe of all your kindness ♡♡♡

Title: A Taste of You (minjoon)
Author: novilunar
Rating: Explicit
Length: 1–5k words
Genre: Smut
Summary: It’s Namjoon’s birthday and Jimin has plenty of surprises for him

Title: Caught in Between (rap!line)
Author: taethereal
Rating: Explicit
Length: 1–5k words
Genre: Smut
Summary: It’s Namjoon’s birthday and the dorm is empty.
Note: Threesome

Title: Crushed (minjoon)
Author: hikareii
Rating: Teen
Length: 10–15k words
Genre: Fluff
Summary: Park Jimin’s got the biggest crush on Kim Namjoon. Namjoon had no idea who Jimin was, until their self-proclaimed cupids Kim Taehyung and Kim Seokjin stepped in to help the two.

Title: It’s Your Special Day! (namjin)
Author: Merixcil
Rating: Not Rated
Length: 1–5k words
Genre: Fluff
Summary: Seokjin attempts to brighten up Namjoon’s birthday

Title: Switch (minjoon)
Author: sixtieshairdo
Rating: Explicit
Length: 1–5k words
Genre: Smut, Fluff
Summary: His last thought before slipping into slumber is how good it feels to have Jimin pressed up against him like that.
Note: Part 2 of “The One Where Minjoon Explores Dom/Sub/Switch Dynamics” series, Part 1 being Sleep

Title: There are Two Kinds of Cake (sugamon)
Author: akross
Rating: Explicit
Length: 10–15k words
Genre: Smut
Summary: both of them you eat.

**OT7**

Title: #HappyNamjoonDay
Author: write_the_impossible
Rating: Teen
Length: 1–5k words
Genre: Fluff
Summary: The boys surprise Namjoon for his birthday.

Title: Sushi Bar
Author: dom_joonie
Rating: Mature
Length: 1–5k words
Genre: Humor
Summary: “Hyung, surprise!” “You did say you wanted to go to a naked sushi bar,” Hoseok giggles. “I DID say that,” Namjoon admits, “However…when I said that it was because I wanted to see some nice side-boob and curves–NOT leg hair and happy trails.” Though, it seems that Namjoon will just have to settle for what he can get.

Title: Trippin’, Stumblin’
Author: wingedseok
Rating: Mature
Length: 1–5k words
Genre: Angst, Fluff
Summary: Namjoon should be used to being forgotten.

Like father, like son.

TITLE: Like father, like son.

CHAPTER NO./ONE SHOT: 2 of 2

AUTHOR: greeneyedgirls4

ORIGINAL IMAGINE:

Iris and Loki have been friends since childhood. One drunken mistake leads to her getting pregnant and the end of their friendship. When Iris tells Loki it doesn’t sit well but what she doesn’t know is a complicated chain of events have already begun.

RATING: General

NOTES/WARNINGS: No warnings. In this Edvard believes because he is the son of Loki then he can automatically takes that title too.. even though it obviously doesn’t work that way. I hope you all enjoy and feedback is always welcome :) Thanks!

Loki watches Edvard play with the other children. He catches him running after them, chasing them with magic snakes, scaring his parents and of course eating lots of apples.. basically a younger version of Loki himself. He smiles at the end of the night when he sees Fandral take the little boy in his arms and rock him to sleep. 

Loki can’t sleep that night. Tossing and turning as he plays the nights events over and over again in his head. He can’t take Edvard away from them.. he won’t! He has to let his son go again, as hard as that is, it’s for the best.

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Can I try some?

Anon:  I was reading your blog and i love it! Can i request a Hanzo and Genji (Separated) hc’s about a argentinean/latin spanish s/o? Like, they sometimes says something in spanish or do something really weird for them, like eat something “weird” (For example, in argentina we drink Mate, and if you search it, it’s looks like grass or weed with water xD), or say a sentence very common in their country? Sorry if it’s a little long, anyways i love your job!!

Sorry for the terrible title :’)
I really wasn’t sure what to put. 
I’m also so sorry that this was so short.
I hope you enjoy it. 


Hanzo:

  • First things first, Hanzo loved your accent. 
  • He would hang onto every word in your sentences, like they were the last you were going to speak. 
  • Of course he was embarrassed by this-
  • But it was so obvious. 
  • He would say he was interested in your culture, when questioned about it. 
  • Which wasn’t entirely a lie, but he used it as a cover up. 
  • What affected him more though, was when you spoke in Spanish. 
  • Oh boy that made him lose his chill. 
  • He wasn’t sure what it was about your language-
  • But to him it was beautiful. 
  • Not as beautiful as you though. 
  • He would reassure you that every day. 


Genji:

  • Genji would be a very open person. 
  • Only to you though. 
  • He spoke complete truth at all times.
  • So the day when you started drinking Mate the male would be very vocal about his opinions. 
  • “Why are you drinking grass (y/n)”
  • That seems like it isn’t healthy. 
  • “Can i check your vitals?”
  • He would worry that you had gone crazy. 
  • Only after an explanation would he understand. 
  • He would be very embarrassed. 
  • Especially in public. 
  • “I’m so sorry (y/n)”
  • “Can i try some?”
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As promised, some fun woodland sprites!!

Just kidding, they’ll trick you into eating your pets and burning down your own house for kicks

Every now and then there’s an elf that can be considered..humane, but they’re rare, and often don’t last long..
THESE are what Caligula was made to protect people from!!

They’re very, very good at glamours, and are good at sneaking around among humans. Howeverr, they’re rather sensitive to iron, which will sort of disorient them and make their glamours waver/headaches/etc etc, makes em feel icky and panicky

Realistic High School Starters
  • "They treat us like kids, but expect us to act like adults."
  • "I swear, everyone here is a slut."
  • "Really? Prom is just an excuse for kids to grind on each other in front of their friends."
  • "I never leave the [fine arts building, gym, ceramics room, bathroom, cafeteria, etc.]"
  • "Do you have any tampons?"
  • "Are you staying after school?"
  • "Can we not go to the pep rally?"
  • "I left my flashdrive at home!"
  • "May I be excused?"
  • "Do you think if I passed out I could go home?"
  • "How do you make yourself pass out?"
  • "They're so weird..."
  • "I have to wonder—have I ever done my homework at home?"
  • "Jesus Christ, what do you have to teach still in the minute left of class?!"
  • "Shit, it got super quiet..."
  • "How do I tell me parents?"
  • "You're so screwed."
  • "Let's start a fight!"
  • "If people could just stop having sex in the hallways...I swear, if you can cum, get to your locker, and then get to class in six minutes, you're not having good sex."
  • "I'm actually gonna have a meltdown."
  • "College isn't the only option, you know!"
  • "[insert name here] is the only teacher who knows what he/she/they are doing."
  • "What idiot have them a teaching certificate?"
  • "When will I ever use this?"
  • "Fuck me. I mean yes, do fuck me, but also just fuck me."
  • "Ugh, do I have to?"
  • "Yeah I'll help you out, but it'll cost you."
  • "Do you understand this?"
  • "Are you high?"
  • "If I'm not at school, I'm at home. I'm sandwiched between stress hell and annoying hell."
  • "This is my presentation. It is titled 'Drinking Bleach'."
  • "Don't listen to them."
  • "Isn't 'that's so gay' a little outdated?"
  • "You aren't really going to join that club, are you?"
  • "It's social suicide!"
  • "Fire drills are the best."
  • "I used to like lockdowns, and then kids actually started dying during them."
  • "I bet she/he's gonna shoot up the school."
  • "Aren't you a little old for nap time?"
  • "Can we have nap time?"
  • "Give me some goddamn fruit snacks."
  • "Pop quiz!"
  • "Can I use your microwave?"
  • "What the fuck are you eating?"
  • "I'm not voting for you."
  • "Fuck you and fuck Christmas."
  • "Can your mom pick us up?"
  • "What did I tell you? No one's supposed to know we're related, asswipe."
  • "I did absolutely nothing last period. It was glorious."
  • "600 points? Isn't that a little excessive?"

anonymous asked:

Hi so you were talking about the nationverse, and I too love the nationverse over human aus. It just makes it more interesting. I'd really love if you could tell us some more headcanons of yours? I'm just super into it rn and you're a super cool bean

ahhh omg first of all bless u <3 and second omg you shouldn’t have said that here we go

OK SO YES THE NATIONS CAN FALL IN LOVE WITH EACHOTHER BUT IT SURE AIN’T EASY.

  • First of all, other than other nations, nobody is supposed to know if two nations are in love. The government thinks it would distract them form duties, or that it would complicate a lot of things, such as if they wanted to go to war at some point. The people of the countries would also see this as a betrayal, as if they are a traitor. Not all people though, some people are alight with it, especially liberals and millennials.
  • Second of all, while they might be in a cute loving healthy relationship, depending on where they live on the map, it can range from a bit lonely to absolutely horrifying and isolated. Germany and Italy have it fairly good, although they have Austria and Switzerland between them, they can still afford to stay over at each others houses frequently and have lot’s of kisses! But a couple like America and Japan… well it’s a good thing Skype exists, because they have to literally travel across the world to see each other. Unlike Germany and Italy, who might go weeks without seeing each other, America and Japan might go months. I mean, it’s usually not that bad, but it can happen when politics are busy and/or their bosses hate each other.
  • world meeting get intense. It’s not unusual for a long-distance touch-starved couple to sneak off to the broom closet for some… politics.
  • no marriage for reasons above, and also being gay isn’t an issue for them however, well compared to the whole nation thing.

THEIR DUTIES INCLUDE BEING THEIR NATIONS REPRESENTIVES AT WORLD MEETINGS AND ON TV, AND ALSO SIGNING/APPROVING CONSTRUCTION (ESSENTIALLY GIVING CONSENT BC IT’S THEIR BODY) AND STUFF LIKE THAT, AS WELL AS DEVELOPING INTERNATIONAL RELATIONSHIPS AND ANALYZING THE OTHER NATIONS FOR WEAKNESSES DURING WAR, OR IF THEY COULD BE AN ALLY. AND ESSENTIALLY THE POSTER-BOY FOR THE COUNTRY, THE ONE WHO MAKES THEM LOOK GOOD AND GIVES INSP SPEECHES. IMAGINE IF JUSTIN TRUDEU HAD NO POLITICAL POWER BUT WAS STILL CANADADDY.

  • Nation titles are used professionally, and human names for their friends, like if you’re on a first name basis with someone.
  • they a dif specie yo but they still gotta eat and take shits and drink water and take baths/showers and relieve “tension” if u kno what I mean.
  • while the economy/government can affect their health, if they don’t take care of themselves on a health/hygiene level, it comes about in the form of natural disasters. for example
  • if they don’t stay clean/washed, it could result in sickness or a drought
  • if they don’t eat properly, it can either cause the crops to wither if under eating, or the crops to be of terrible quality if over eating.
  • if they don’t stay active, it can cause the weather to be cold and shitty and miserable, and if they over-exhaust themselves, it can result in a heatwave. This also still is generally within the rules of the climate however, like it would only have to be slightly overcast in Egypt for it to make  huge difference, but Russia would drop drastically before people even noticed.
Dromaeosaurus

Name: Dromaeosaurus

Series: 3-D Dinosaur Adventure

First Appearance: 3-D Dinosaur Adventure

Real World Inspiration: Dromaeosaurus

So you’re playing 3-D Dinosaur Adventure, like any dino-loving kid born in the late 80s or early 90s, and you decide to play Save the Dinosaurs. You make your way through a maze ripped straight out of an old Wolfenstein game, blast improbably large bugs (side note, how can a flea the size of a golden retriever possibly fill the same ecological niche as its normal sized counterpart?), and rescue an oddly flat cutout of dinosaur given the title of the game. You go back in for the next one, but suddenly when you turn the wrong way…

Raaaaaawr! I’m Dromaeosaurus, a cousin of Velociraptor and just as mean! Next time you’d better watch where you go or I might just eat you! Ruuuuuuuurrr!!”

Holy coprolites! Where in the name of Raptor Jesus did that come from? A few things in this game scared me as a kid, and this is definitely one of them (the other is the 3-D dinosaur that runs right at the camera. What can I say, I was like 4 and I thought it was going to come out of the screen and eat me). But how nice of Dromaeosaurus to explain what it is and its classification before threatening to eat you.

In terms of accuracy, this Dromaeosauus has two major issues. First, no feathers, but given how old this game is, that’s to be expected. Second, no survival instinct. You’re going around saving dinosaurs from a meteor that will somehow kill the dinosaurs from all three periods (wibbly wobbly timey wimey?) and this asshole decides he’d rather stop you. Like Dromaeosaurus isn’t even on your list to save. What did this guy do to deserve being left behind? (another side note, good lord is Left Behind a bad movie. If you want a preachy Christian movie starring a contractually obligated Nicolas Cage and Lucas from One Tree Hill that shamelessly rips off the end of Con Air, check it out) I really want to know the Dromaeosaurus’s backstory. And for that matter, who is telling me to save the dinosaurs and gave me the technology to do so? This is well before Nigel Marven tried it, so I really want to know.

All in all, Dromaeosaurus is a neat little obstacle in an otherwise easy game for kids, and in my opinion his terrifying nature is part of the charm. I feel like everyone who played this game has a memory of being scared by him. And he’s certainly more interesting than those snakes and monkeys that pointlessly try to stop you in the NES Noah’s Ark game, so there’s that.

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A day late but here is my week 1 for Drawcember Challenge! :D
it took a while for me to pick my childhood character cuz I used to have so many -w-…
These kids in particular are named after their favourite fishes to eat…
I was a weird child, I don’t even know what I was thinking lol

As for the antagonist and protagonist bit, they’re un-finalized designs of my comic characters that I’m currently writing the script for (working title: Trance). This comic  still has a lot of work to do till I can publish it but I’m determined to get it out sometime.  

***Because these are original characters, Please note that they’re copyrighted materials.*** Please DO NOT misuse them.***    

thisbirdhadflown  asked:

"Old Man Flailing on Beach" or "Why Do All These Porn Accounts Follow Me?"

Old Man Flailing on Beach – ereri

aka Levi and the importance of sunscreen. Levi takes a trip to the beach and gets sand in bad places. Worst trip ever. Then he gets stung by a jellyfish.

“I can take care of the sting for you, if you want,” the handsome lifeguard said.

“Please don’t pee on me,” Levi begged.

“I…where did you get that idea?” the lifeguard balked.

“That’s what you do, right? Pee on jellyfish stings.”

“…No. I wasn’t going to pee on you,” Eren said, holding up a tube of some kind of lotion. “Unless you wanted me to.”

Levi’s face flushed.

Then Eren the lifeguard teaches him about how to love the ocean or something. And by love I mean they have sex in the ocean. Ocean frot.

Why Do All These Porn Accounts Follow Me? – victuuri

Yuuri can’t figure out why all of these porn blogs keep finding him or why they seem to have such very specific titles such as “I CAN HEAR YOU TWO THROUGH THE WALL” and “OH MYG OD YOU TALKED ABOUT FLAVORED CONDOMS FOR THREE HOURS LAST NIGHT” or “STOP EATING MY PIZZA”

“Ooh, what kind of porn?” Phichit said, sitting on Yuuri’s lap to get a better view. “Oh wow this one is amazing, look at the size of that dick!”

“I want to see!” Chris said, also wedging himself into Yuuri’s chair.

“No, don’t look at them!” Yuuri said, attempting to cover the screen. 

“What have we here?” Viktor said, taking off his scarf and taking in the view of Phicit astride Yuuri’s lap and Chris wrapped around him with hardcore anal on the screen.

“Your birthday gift,” Chris said, giving a wink with his long lashes.

“Get off of me!” Yuuri begged shoving them off. 

Spoiler alert: it was Yurio all along.

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(42) Dean Winchester’s Journal – Entry #3



It’s not the first time I’ve been in this situation, going through my little brother’s belongings after he’s not around anymore. This feeling is familiar, way too familiar, but I’ll never get used to it. I mean, who does?

It happened before when Sammy died at Cold Oak and when he fell into Hell with Lucifer inside; this time, it’s different, of course. He’s still alive somewhere, trapped in his own body, but for me it doesn’t change anything really: I can’t help but think about Sam every time I see his iPod with the earphones all tangled, his duffle full of flannels so big you could cut a dress for a kid out of them, and his damn computer protected with a 27 character password. The list of stuff that makes the loss even more palpable could go on forever, like doing the grocery shopping for only one person, riding in the Impala with no one next to you to criticize your poor musical tastes, or seeing the stain of your brother’s feet on the dashboard despite the fact you tell him every two days to fucking get them down from there and to stretch his brontosaurus legs elsewhere.

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Andy Imagine: Cooking is a Hidden Talent

Anon asks: Hellllloooo can you maybe do one where you used to be a server and your on tour with Bvb and you’re dating Andy and you make them a meal and are all impressed on how you cook and brought it out. Especially Andy 

A/N: I had no idea what to title this. sorry 


After nearly 3 weeks of eating hardly anything but fast food or frozen food you, as well as the rest of bvb, were dying for a home cooked meal. The bus had just arrived at the venue. While everyone was moving things off the bus and setting up you walked across the street to the local Target. 

No one noticed your absence and you knew they wouldn’t for at least a few hours. They were all busy so you had plenty of time to cook up a nice meal and surprised bvb and the rest of the crew. 

In your home town you had worked at a small restaurant. There you started as a waitress and were in training to become a cook before Andy invited you to come on tour with him. 

Andy was your boyfriend of about 2 years. With him being away so much this seemed like just the thing the two of you needed, to spend some time together. 

When you arrived at target you purchased tons of food. The cashier gave you a weird look as she rang up the massive amount of food. You simply smiled and slid the credit card through the machine and wrote your name across the screen. 

After struggling to haul all of the food across the street, you managed to get it all back to the venue. Luckily, this particular venue had a small kitchen available for your use. 

You set to work chopping and mixing until finally everything was done. At about the same time the crew had finished setting up for the show and sound check had been completed. You gathered everyone around a makeshift table in a small dressing room and served the meal. It was a small salad, lasagna, garlic bread, and chocolate cake for desert. 

Everyone was so impressed with how you managed to cook an entire meal for them all. You explained how you were in training to become a chef in a restaurant when the tour started. Andy planted a kiss on your lips bragging about how you were his. You simply giggled at him and dished out seconds to everyone who wanted them. 

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I have prepared a powerpoint presentation for @bangtansonyeonderp in hopes of helping her figure out who her got7 bias truly is.
*disclaimer: this might backfire and make it harder for you to choose between the two. whoopsies. 

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Just a thought about Monsta X MV...

I think the title ‘All In’ is really inmportant when it comes to tying together the flowers, the odd ritual (where Jooheon makes for a lovely witch doctor).

My theory is the flowers are probably poison, and the scenes in the MV may not be in order.

From the look of the flowers I think they are probably . Delphinium or Larkspur: Def- All parts of the plant contains alkaloid delphinine toxins causes vomiting and death both in humans and animals. It has cardiotoxic and neuromuscular blocking effects.

The neuromuscular blocking effects I think really come into play when the flower is fed to Hyungwon. He is beaten up and clearly in pain, now if a minor amount of this flower was ingested it more than likely will not kill you but it could block your pain sensors, allowing them to take him out of the 'warzone’ and him not feelings a thing.

The 'ritual’ scene you see them boiling down the flowers, this would more than likely make the poisons morr concentrated than eating just a flower.

With the title 'All In’ I think they made a brotherhood oath to carry through their rebellion until the end. The posion is used an an opt out option. If they are captured they can kill themselves and not allow themselves to be stripped of their goal and youth.

We see Shownu take the poison and Minhyuk pouring what I guess to be Hyungwon’s portion into the bath water and probably taking his own and dying in a very Romeo and Juleit style.

This is all I can say for the flowers and their possible significance.

PS. I think presenting the flower to the police was a way of saying “we will riot and cause you pain, but as a sign of mercy you can take this and not feel a thing”

anonymous asked:

Me and a guy who I was talking to for about 1 year would always hang out over at my place...we never really got the "couple" title which is what ended it all. Anyways every time he would come over he would finger me so fucking hard suck on my tits and eat me out, my pussy would be dripping and he would suck me dry ;) never really had sex until 1 night I was super drunk and all I remember is him telling me "r u gonna let me fuck you?" I just remember him fucking me so hard. I want him again.