Get Dunked On Gone Wrong
Context: A time traveling ranger and a renegade monk trying to get face to face with the Mayor, but a ton of angry villagers are surrounding his desk. The two were picked from their group to go ask questions about a lost kid they found.
Ranger: “We need to get by these people and talk to the Mayor, but how?
Monk (me): “Well we can’t just push them out of the way so let’s get their attention. I have an idea-”
DM and three other players ooc: Oh god.
Monk: “I’ll jump over the crowd and land on his desk to get their attention so we can ask them what they know about that kid we found.”
[ DM allows it and the monk fails acrobatics roll]
DM: “As you take a few steps back to gain some speed for your jump, you jump only to crash into one of the villagers and fall back on your ass. You ended up smashing your crotch into the back of the head of the tallest man in the crowd."
Ranger ooc: He’d be good at basketball if he didn’t suck at jumping.