what are these kids taking about

Get Dunked On Gone Wrong

Context: A time traveling ranger and a renegade monk trying to get face to face with the Mayor, but a ton of angry villagers are surrounding his desk. The two were picked from their group to go ask questions about a lost kid they found.

Ranger: “We need to get by these people and talk to the Mayor, but how?

Monk (me): “Well we can’t just push them out of the way so let’s get their attention. I have an idea-”

DM and three other players ooc: Oh god.

Monk: “I’ll jump over the crowd and land on his desk to get their attention so we can ask them what they know about that kid we found.”

[ DM allows it and the monk fails acrobatics roll]

DM: “As you take a few steps back to gain some speed for your jump, you jump only to crash into one of the villagers and fall back on your ass. You ended up smashing your crotch into the back of the head of the tallest man in the crowd." 

Ranger ooc: He’d be good at basketball if he didn’t suck at jumping.

The Pastas but with kids

Slenderman: no thank you -teleports away-

Jeff: uhhh….hey there….omg I can’t -kills kid-

Ben: -is playing Mario Kart with the kid-

Jane: - best mom 2017-

Laughing Jack: hey kid you want some candy -insert devil laugh-

Masky: -thinking “Omg what do I do it’s looking at me oh god”- Just take the crayons and paper and go away

Hoodie: -best dad ever-

Toby: hEY kID WAnnA PLAY tAG?!?!? OKAY I’M IT -the small child runs as fast as they can away from the maniac who’s about to trample them-

Clockwork: hey kid you want to play hide and seek? I’ll count! One, two, three -kid hides far away from clockwork-…four, bye bye little bug!

Eyeless Jack- here just take my 10 dollars and go away.

anonymous asked:

🤡- Taeyong(nct127)?☺

The Picture


“Taeyong, where the hell are we going?!” I laughed as i was being dragged through the woods by Taeyong. It was our one month anniversary and instead of taking me somewhere romantic or cute,  but he decided to take me to a place he found out about earlier. He never told me what it was the he found but i bet it was’t going to be very romantic since it was deep in the woods.

“We’re almost there!” He cheered while stopping at a wrecked entrance. 

I raised an eyebrow as i swallowed hard as i looked around. It was all wrecked, there where little kid machines everywhere. And there was a wooded cabin next to the merry go round. everything was dirty and covered in dirt, the inside if the cabin door has a dried up liquid but i’m not sure what it was. It was an old carnival.

“Lets go in!” He smiled at me while jumping over the small fence that was in between us and the entrance.

“Are you crazy?!?” I quickly said while grabbing his hand, i was scared, but i would never admit it to him. 

“Its a carnival babe! what are scared you about?”

“Maybe cause it in the middle of the woods and no one has ever mentioned a carnival in this town. Oh, and it  ways “DO NOT ENTER”!” I said in a sassy tone as i tried to pull him away from the entrance that he was literally sitting on top off.

“Baby, nothing will happen. I’ll protect you, even if it’s from a small spider” He laughed, bringing me closer and kissing my lips softly. i nodded my head while sighing and jumped over the fence with him helping me.

We walked hand in hand, me gripping his hand a little too tight, making him smiled. We walked over to the merry got rounds and just messed around and taking pictured. as we both sat comfortably on one of the chairs that was on the merry go round, we started to look at the pictures. 

“You look like a a snow man” I laughed and ruffled his white hair. we continued to look at the picture until i noticed a dark figure behind us both, a person figure. I couldn’t see it very well so i asked Taeyong. But he just brushed it off saying its one of the branches. i agreed, not thinking much of it.

“Lets go check the cabin out” He said, his lips getting close to my ear. He pointed to the cabin and i quickly felt shivers run down my spine. my smile quickly faded as i kept staring at the door, as if i was being drawn to it. I nodded slowly was getting up and going straight to the door that looked like it was about to fall off.

“This is so creepy” I say, mostly to myself as i looked around. Everything was dirty and broken, the was a chair in the middle of it, light from outside hitting it so perfectly. i ignored it, swallowing hard turning away to look at the table next to me. There, was an old picture fame with a creepy looking family, posing the same way. they all had clown make up and tight clothes. i felt uncomfortable and quickly put it back.

‘Pretty creepy right” I heard Taeyong say from behind me, i turned to him a chuckled to myself.

“The Monroe family” H said casually. I turned to him raised an eyebrow.

“You know them?” I asked confused. 

“Sort of” He whispered coldly. “They were a great family, they made this whole carnival by scratch back in 1867. It was really popular, until one of the brothers was brutally beaten by two bullied, poor Joey was only 16. He just wanted to make people happy. So he brought kids here when it was closed, including the bullies brother and sisters. He’d give them private shows and free rides. until he killed them all” H said while looking at he ground, smiling to himself. 

“He did this everyday, until they caught him ripping out the heart of the one who caused him so much pain. He was killed the same day they caught him in the act.” He said in such a pained tone that it was actually starting to scare me.

“Tae, you’re scaring me” I tried to say but he just ignored me and continued 

“People say he was crazy” H continued. “But i just think he was misunderstood” H finally looked up at me with dark cold eyes. I was about to tell him to stop when i felt someone grab me from behind pulling me towards the chair, i started to kick and scream. I turned around to see that it was a clown, someone dressed as a  clown. I could hear his and Taeyong laughing as put something against my mouth and nose, instantly recognizing this, i held my breath.

“No baby, breath!” He said in a baby voice as he caressed my face and pressing the cloth harder. Tears were running down my face because of the oxygen, i could’t even think straight as i gave in breathed in the drug.

“That’s it beautiful, breath” He said as he kept pressing it. He then slowly pulled it away from me, my vision was blurry but i could still see him.

“Why?” Was all i managed to say as my breathing got quicker.

“Don’t take it personal. You aren’t the only one that I’ve brought here. You aren’t that special” He laughed sadistically and the next thing i knew, everything went black.

I really like the idea of them doing an fe2 remake b/c it takes away from the new formula now, and makes ppl forget about kids and marriages and stuff for a little while before the switch game comes out (I wanna learn more about that, but it’s obviously not ready to be shown yet, so maybe e3?) the point here is that I do like marriages, and yes I like the kid concept, but I’m glad that newer fans will be able to experience an old fe game w/o the risk of dying.

What I Love About - Mob aka Kageyama Shigeo

Let’s take a look at everyone’s favorite (*cough* real *cough*) psychic in recent history, the cute little bean known mostly as Mob. Again, beware of spoilers (especially if you’ve only seen the anime).

  • First off, like I said, he is a cute little bean.
  • He’s also a really sweet kid.
    • May be oblivious at times, but when he does notice something he tries his best to fix things.
    • Just look at the way he tried to relieve tensions with the delinquents when he discovered Ritsu fighting them.
    • Genuinely proud of Ritsu for developing psychic powers while Ritsu was being a total angstian about it.
  • He’s kinda naive but that’s only sometimes a bad thing.
    •  It’s realistic for a kid his age.
    • But it is kinda bad when a person comes up to him, offers popularity, and he immediately follows them.
    • Seriously, Mob, Stranger Danger. I’m sure Reigen at least has taught you about that.
    • Then again, this is the kid who at age 10 decided to visit a supposed psychic without telling anyone.
    • Do his parents even know about Reigen and what they do??
    • Actually, his naivete may not be his fault.
    • And Ritsu is different because he’s made of salt and spoons.
  • He’s so kind.
    • Him and the cat in the Mogami Arc brought tears to my eyes.
    • He’s too nice in some ways.
    • He has trouble turning people down when they ask him to do stuff.
      • Though this is more of an issue towards the beginning of the manga/anime. His character development has led to him being better at turning people down.
  • He’s so trusting.
    • 100% Trust
    • I cried.
  • Mob’s relationship with Reigen and the way he admires him.
    • He looks up to him.
    • He values his opinion.
    • He’s always known that Reigen doesn’t have any powers.
      • It was shocking for me when he kinda admitted that. Since it seemed that he genuinely thought he had some.
    • Truly and honestly believes Reigen is a good person.
    • Which is why he trusts him.
    • Lots of trust here too.
  • Mob listens to and actually takes Reigen’s advice.
    • 1000% Gratitude
    • Obviously really holds onto the principles Reigen’s taught him.
    • Protects Reigen because, really, someone has to save that man from himself.
  • Mob and Dimple’s friendship.
    • Started off so antognistic and he wasn’t even sure whether he missed Dimple or was upset by him potentially disappearing.
    • And now I cry about their friendship.
    • Dimple looks out for Mob as much as Reigen does.
  • Dimple and Reigen are Mob’s real parents. I’ve decided.
    • Mob treats them like this anyway.
    • How many times have we seen his actual parents?
  • Mob really doesn’t want to fight anyone.
    • Why do so many people want to fight this child?
    • Seriously almost every major conflict involves someone goading Mob until he snaps.
    • Both Dimple and Reigen have tried to interfere so he doesn’t have to fight, so they understand this.
    • No wonder Mob trusts them the most.
    • Please don’t make him fight.
  • All he wants to do is keep the people he cares about safe.
    • Hence why he ends up fighting.
  • He’s come so far from where he began.
  • Mob used to just drift through life before making the most important decision since he started going to Reigen’s office: joining the Body Improvement Club.
    • Now he has genuine friends and other people to look after him.
  • Also, he begins to make his own decisions. He chooses what he wants to believe in and what he sticks with.
  • Ah, he’s growing up so fast.
  • His crush on Tsubome-chan is cute.
  • Mob’s determination and will to get through what he puts his mind through are incredible.
  • Get this kid a cat. And some milk.
    • Actually, with milk, he’s like the Anti-Edward Elric.
    • I bet Mob’s going to grow to be really tall.
    • And if he keeps at it, he may get as muscly as him.
  • His whole suppress-all-emotions thing is totally unhealthy, but he’s working on that too.
  • Just don’t try to make him upset on purpose (looking at you, Shou). He doesn’t deserve that.
  • He tries so hard. He really wants to improve himself and not have to rely on his psychic powers.
    • I really admire characters that try not to rely on powers. After all, what would they do if they suddenly lost them.

Mob is just a sweet kid and I can’t wait to see how his story continues.

The end of days.

I can’t exactly explain the feeling. I’ll try with what might seem like a far fetched analogy, but as it turns out, is my best shot at accuracy.

When I was 16 years old, what had started as a persistent cough landed me in the hospital with a unidentifiable mass on my left lung. It took a team of doctors to eventually rule out cancer, but for a hot minute there was talk about possibly removing the lung.

Only after a horrible procedure called a bronchoscopy, which feels like someone is shoving their arm down your throat but in actuality is a probe that both biopsies and takes pictures of the mass, was I diagnosed with a rare infection only seen once before (in a baseball player called Johnny Bench, I kid you not). After the diagnosis I was promptly hooked up to an IV and pumped full of antibiotics. 7 days later, the mass had disappeared, and I was released.

But I digress.

On the days before the bronchoscopy I was terrified, both of the procedure itself and the resulting diagnosis. I mean, there I was, a 16 year old kid, and for all I knew, theoretically the world could be ending sometime in the next 48 hours and there wasn’t a damned thing I could do about it. I couldn’t sleep, I wouldn’t eat, TV and books didn’t distract me, and any attempts at conversation with family or friends were one sided. My overwhelming helplessness and the real fear of impending doom was tantamount to everything and everyone, and I had no choice but to let it engulf me.

That is how I feel tonight, knowing that in two days I am handing over my country to an administration that threatens to destroy my way of life, one which promises to reverse my rights as a women and the rights of those Americans who don’t look like me, to turn back time on the strides made by those I love in the LGBT and trans communities, to strip people of their healthcare and our children of a quality public education, to take from the poor and give to the rich, and to do so under a dark cloud of collusion, deceit, mistrust and an indebtedness to dangerous entities the likes of which I’m afraid we’ve only begun to learn. We are transitioning from democracy to demagoguery, from hope to hate, and from optimism to deep seated, gut churning fear. The same gut wrenching fear that kept me up night after night at 16 years old, when I felt I was standing on the precipice of the end of days.

Today, the ever optimistic, ever hopeful President Obama said in his final press conference, that when his daughters are going through difficult times he tells them this:

“It’s not the end of the world, until it’s the end of the world.”

I’m holding on tightly to that right now, as tightly as I balled those hospital sheets in both of my fists and stared into the darkness when I felt like everything was ending, and I’m trying with all my might to just breathe.

we cannot ever resolve the problem of violence against children in our society unless we give up the idea that the worst thing a child can be is disobedient.

this is what so many people are failing to understand when they whine about how youth rights advocates should stop concerning ourselves with silly little things and just worry when there’s “real abuse” happening. the two causes are one and the same. perpetuating the idea that children are morally obligated to be submissive primes them for abuse. perpetuating the idea that parents must be dominant in order to be fulfilling their responsibilities encourages them to be abusive.

stop praising kids for submissiveness. stop remarking on how “good” they are when they don’t argue or complain. stop equating “respect” with obedience. stop calling a child “well-behaved” when what you really mean is that they’re being silent and taking up as little space as possible.

instead, praise kids for goodness and moral strength that come from within. recognize them for acts of kindness and selflessness. show pride in them for helping others. encourage them when they take responsibility. support them when they stand up for themselves.

stop praising parents for dominance. stop expressing wonder at their ability to keep their children on a short leash, to silence them with a word, or to strike fear into their hearts with a look. stop looking impressed when parents gleefully expound on all the ways they’ve been “tough” on their kids.

instead, praise parents for cultivating good human relationships with their kids. tell them how great it is to see them make their kids smile. recognize them for respecting their kids, for talking to them like people. encourage them to spend time just hanging out with their kids, in moments that aren’t about teaching or correcting or giving orders. recognize the courage it takes for them to admit when they’re wrong. support them when other adults cast judgmental eyes because they’re not being disciplinarians.

making things better starts with how we talk to each other.

You know I just love this woman.

She hasn’t even met the man for more than a couple hours but she has already given him a loving nickname, like he’s part of the family.

She cooks for him.

Also she made it EXTRA-LARGE, I’m sure not everybody gets that special treatment.

“An extra-large for the handsome russian boy.”

And just look how delighted she gets when Victor praises her food. She’s just the perfect mother in law.

And never forget this.

She looks so proud, so pleased, and you know most parents want their kids to find someone who’ll take care of them the same way they did, because their kids are their treasures, they are what they consider most precious in their lifes. And she knows his son has finally found the one, he has finally got to meet the man who’ll treasure him above everything, and I think she knew it since Victor walk through their door… You know, how moms have this sixth sense about people, and more when it involves friends or lovers.

That smile, she’s a proud mom, and she knows his son now has someone who will be sure to hold him up even in the hardest of times.

Now imagine them both coming back to Hasetsu after the grand prix… and having to explain the rings, their engagement, and the future date for their wedding. Imagine her joy. Imagine her with her future grandchildren, I don’t know I just love her too dam much.

Bonus:

“An ecstatic smol mom, skipping after listening to his future son in law praise her cooking skills.”

obama deported 3 million ppl. now that it’s gonna be trump doing the deporting, will white liberals finally start taking it seriously? what about american war crimes abroad – will white liberals finally put money into a unified opposition to our foreign policy now that trump’s gonna be the one killing kids with drone strikes? will liberals remember guantanamo exists now? will people stand up and actually support the next chelsea manning? will white people finally start pushing back against the distribution of military weaponry to cops? will all the clinton stans out there make a coherent effort to abolish the electoral college? or what??

9

“It was a challenge, because we wanted to take what was absolute, 100 percent accurate for the period and kind of turn up the volume on it, and amplify it. In part that was to get a freshness, a crispness, a contemporary vibrancy, but also to depict it in the way kids see it. We were talking about how, in our own childhoods, you see everything as bigger, as more colorful then it actually kind of was. You’re seeing [the times] through the kids’ eyes.” 

-  Jeriana San Juan  (co-custume designer for The Get Down) (x)

You know what i really love about Louise from Bob’s Burgers? Despite being the “evil mastermind” she’s still just a little girl. She still gets crushes on boy band members, and she still wears dresses, and she still loves her stuffed animals and has a favourite toy, which she’s named. She does voices for them too, she hates taking medicine, and above all she loves her family. She’s just a little kid and her mischievous abilities never undermine that, and I think it’s just really awesome. Kudos to the writers for making her so real

[Beta kids group chat]
  • TurntechGodhead: i cant believe macklemore died for our sins
  • EctoBiologist: wait what? macklemore died?!
  • TentacleTherapist: R.I.P
  • GardenGnostic: rip :(
  • EctoBiologist: guys. you're not being serious, right. this is another inside joke, right? right?
  • TurntechGodhead: i would never joke about macklemores sacrifice john what sort of monster do you take me for

You know what gets me everytime?

when Allura is giving away the bayards..

and everyone get their own special weapon

and look so cool

and excited

and happy

and then comes Shiro’s turn…

And you knoooooooo he was watching them all get all the weapons and getting all excited himself like “oooh I wonder what my bayard is gonna turn into! the black one must be a very special one! cuz i dun see it here.. Allura is probably saving the best for last!”

and hes standing there like “I’m so ready! give it to me! sooo ready! gimme!

and Allura’s just

Shiro, I’m afraid your bayard was lost with its paladin.

and his face just goes:

and then he like smiles and all “I guess i’ll just have to make do..

LIKE NOOOOOO GIVE SHIRO A DAMN BAYARD!! YOU KNOOOO HE WANTED HIS OWN BAYARD SO BAD AND YOU JUST WENT AND BROKE HIS HEART LIKE THAT!!! LIKE “YOU GET ONE, AND YOU GET ONE, AND EVERYONE GET ONE, BUT NONE FOR YOU SHIRO, SORRY!” ALLURA COULDNT LIKE TELL HIM BEFORE THAT HIS BAYARD WAS MISSING?? WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE?? MOST HEARTBREAKING MOMENT IN SEASON 1 RIGHT HERE. SHIRO BETTER GET THAT BAYARD IN SEASON 2 I SWEAR. JUST LOOK AT THAT HEARTBROKEN FACE! HE WANTED ONE SO BAD!

  • Viktor: *whispers* I've loved you for a year
  • Viktor: *a bit louder* I stalk every picture you ever post
  • Viktor: *louder* ever since we danced together I have been fantasizing a marriage and family with you
  • Yuuri: *takes out earbud* What about my family?
  • Viktor: uhhhh nevermind it's not IMPORTANT hahahahaha
  • Yuuri: *puts earbud back in*
  • Viktor: *softly* we had three kids
The one thing Martin did though, which seems to be underrated:

In the scene where Culverton Smith is yabbering on in front of those kids, Martin’s acting is AMAZING. He goes from “ok let’s see what weird hairbrained shit Sherlock is on about now”, then as John himself questions Culverton, by the end of it he looks at Sherlock in total agreement like - 

“Ok, yeah. This guy is fucking suspect as fuck. Let’s take this guy down.”

He CAN do whole sentences with a look, that’s fucking marvellous

Fucking Rick Riordan, man

Magnus Chase: the Hammer of Thor was fucking amazing??? Rick is basically educating the youth on so many topics/issues going on right now: a transgender & gender fluid child of Loki (as his/her mom), some LGBT+ kids being shunned out of their houses and forced to be homeless, racial prejudice in the police system, potential hardships a deaf person could face in a deaf-shaming world, cultural appropriation, human trafficking. Not to mention the hostilities he destroys (like the arranged marriage between Samirah and Amir being the cutest thing, and Sam taking flight lessons). AND PRETTY CLEAR IMPLICATIONS OF SWORD SEX????

I just love how Rick is just like, “fuck the system I’ll put all this shit in a children’s book.” he’s passed caring about what the public might think now that he’s on his bajillionth book. my idol

BTS As Dads

Seokjin:

  • makes sure his kids and wife are always properly fed
  • type to steal his daughter’s princess tiara away from her so he can wear it
  • insists on cooking and baking for their birthday parties
  • allows the kids to help him cook (ex. wash the vegetables)
  • makes lots of embarrassing dad jokes, sometimes on purpose  sometimes not
  • let’s his kids paint his nails
  • loves to arrange play dates
  • the type to grill his daughter(s) boyfriend
  • would never admit in front of his kids that they were better looking than him but behind their backs he would gush about how they’re the gems of his world
  • would love to carry them on his shoulders

Yoongi:

  • extreme soft spot for daughters (he’d feel more protective over them)
  • likes to take naps with his kids
  • often observes them from afar unable to believe they’re his
  • extremely understanding of the mistakes his kids make
  • tends to accidentally swear in front of them a lot
  • complains a lot but would lowkey like playing dress up with them
  • let’s them play with his hair and put make up on him
  • would encourage his kids to follow their dreams no matter what others thought of them, at the same time reminding them that he’d be proud and love them no matter what they chose
  • would constantly tell his wife they liked him more than her and that he was the cooler parent (lil shit)
  • when they were older, he’d constantly jokingly threaten to disown them whenever he was done with them lol
  • would teach his kids how to rap if they wanted to learn

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Namjoon:

  • loves to read them bedtime stories
  • since he loves fashion, you can bet his kids would look like little fashionistas
  • i can see him creating an instagram for them similarly to tablo and haru
  • helps them with homework
  • type to scare away the monsters hiding under their beds
  • being the accident prone individual he is, he’d be afraid they’d turn out the same so he would take extra measures to child proof everything for his kids sake and his own (knowing him though one sec he’d have his child on his lap the next they’d be on the floor crying)
  • helps them in whatever way possible to help them achieve their dreams
  • dresses up as Santa Clause for Christmas but instantly gets caught by his kids
  • loves to take them to get ice cream
  • would teach his children english
  • would teach his kids how to rap if that was something they were interested in

Hoseok:

  • he’d be very affectionate
  • join in on his kids screaming (his poor wife)
  • even though he’s not the most studious he’d try his best to help his kids with their homework
  • he’d also be supportive af
  • he’d love to cuddle with his kids
  • he’d love to tuck them in and give them a good night kiss on the forehead
  • kisses their “boo boos” better
  • type to hang and even frame his kids drawings and keep whatever they made him
  • he would cry on any special day (ex. first day of school, graduation)
  • constantly remind his kids that they meant the world to him and he loved them unconditionally 
  • his kids would come out as extra as him 
  • teach his kids how to dance (he’d get so excited if one of them took an interest)

Jimin:

  • calls daughter his “little princess”
  • buys them a lot of gifts and unintentionally spoil tf out of them (his wife would need to intervene lol)
  • sings to his kids whenever they have nightmares
  • he’d always have a smile on his face when he was near them
  • loves to kiss his wife in front of them just to hear them say “ew”
  • loves giving them piggy back rides and pretending to be a plane
  • ruffles their hair a lot
  • goes all out for their birthdays
  • would always be fascinated by how small his kid(s) hands were
  • would constantly show them off to the other members (”look at how cute my kids are, they’re cuter than jungkook”)

Taehyung:

  • who’s the parent again?
  • bends to his children’s will lol
  • takes a lot of pictures and likes recording important moments (ex. first steps)
  • he’d constantly be proud to call them his kid and show them off a lot
  • type to dress up as a clown for their birthdays and accidentally scare tf out of them
  • love to tickle them 
  • he’d have a lot of inside jokes with them that’d leave his wife curious
  • he’d love to play with them 
  • would never yell at his kids and if he did he’d feel bad immediately afterwards
  • would pinch their cheeks a lot
  • he’d love his children so much and he’d always remind them that he did

Jungkook:

  • he’d be laid back but extremely protective at the same time
  • he’d tease his kids a lot
  • he’d love to sit them on his shoulders
  • the type to get scolded by his wife for using his kids as weights lol
  • loves taking them on adventures to the park, beach, etc
  • would probably turn his children into memes
  • goes crazy on their costumes for Halloween and building mini haunted houses with them
  • loves to travel with his family 
  • often saves the “i love you”s for important events so they’re more special
  • type to fix everything around the house
LIGHTWEIGHT

Jungkook is tired of you seeing him as a kid, so he takes matters into his own hands.

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