what are tags even i dont know

anonymous asked:

Maya I hope you know Harry was the one who came up with "Tommo The Tease"? I think it was Twitter questions in one of their concerts in fetus times asking what their stripper names would be and Harry went "He would be Tommo The Tease". I'm sure Harry knows everything about his teasing ways 😉 And I suspect Louis knows and remembers where that nickname originated from. 😏

Anon, I DIDN’T KNOW! I made those tags not having a clue, now I’m on the floor, thank you

witchy-woman’s spell jars.

Y’all are requesting spell jars I already have, and i realized they are properly buried in my blog so here’s what we have so far (plus the other posts like recipes and tutorials) 

Updated – March 14th 2017

J A R S

L G B T Q  S E R I E S

O T H E R  P O S T S 

A story from the line at McDonald's
  • Me: okay so my sexuality's a complicated deal so let's just call me queer as hell
  • Friend: nono I wanna know can't you explain it
  • Me: well ok mainly I am asexual which means I don't want to do the do nor do I long for it, so it has nothing to do with lack of confidence or anything like that, I simply don't find anyone sexually attractive
  • Friend: right right
  • Me: but I'm also bi romantic. The sexual and romantic attraction are different, and I still fall in love and want to have physical contact with my partner, I just don't need the hanky panky
  • Friend: right cause you have a girlfriend that's pansexual right
  • Me: exactly and as long as we're both happy with not doing the rumba naked, that's a valid relationship
  • Friend: I get it, I get it... I didn't know the entire sexual and romantic orientations were different
  • Me: yeah I know it was an eyeopener for me when I found ou-
  • Lady behind us in line: excuse me so sorry but I couldn't help but overhear but I didn't know half of what you just said and I was just wondering what that thing your girlfriend was is, pansexual?
  • Me: *awkward glance at friend* oh uh I'm not an expert or anything and uh ok so basically it's similar to being bisexual, but there's less value in what gender the one you're attracted to is, at least as I understood it. So a bisexual would be attracted to a person despite their gender, a pansexual wouldn't really care at all in a way uh I'm sorry I'm bad at explaining
  • Lady behind us in line: that's alright I can look it up myself later you gave me a general idea! So where did you find out these things, you're pretty young?
  • Me: well, Internet. Once you're a bit confused about what you might be you usually go looking for explanations...
  • Lady behind us in line: so uh in theory... It's fine if you don't know, I just want to check with you... Is there a thing called aROMANTIC? like you're asexual, is there a equivalent to the romantic orientation you mentioned?
  • Me: oh yeah, absolutely! You can be both asexual and aromantic, or aromantic and heterosexual, literally all combinations are possible!
  • Lady behind us in line: *smiles LIKE REALLY GODDAMNED GENUINELY* thank you so much, I did not know that. *fishes up phone from pocket* now if you excuse me, I'm going to call my mother and tell her I'm not crazy for never having been married or stayed with one guy for long despite being 50+ but still has three children! *steps out of line and walks off while dialing*
  • Friend: wow that was... Amazing
  • Me: see how happy she got? That's the power of right information.
  • And that's why I've been smiling since this happened.
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infodumping about the ocean

youtube

Ohno.

Stephanie and Duke making comments when the whole family is together. Its like sports commentaries mixed with comedy.
- Bruce is going to go for the I am your father excuse.
- Oh look someone is broody. Shocker.
- Here Dick does more flips then needed.
-Stats are two blows to Tim. Luckily he landed one on Damian.
- Here is the classic I died once reason from Jason.
- Silent but deadly Cass is up next.
- Omg a new one, harper and luke teamed up to over throw Bruce.
- Barbara just pulled in the argument with statics.
- Kate in the win with side comments.
- and Alfred with the win in sass.

Ok Dive!! but...

…seriously…

….i mean…

…come on…

…if THIS BOY’s gonna “turn out to be straight” then ure going TOO FAR with that baiting already!!!!! omg wut XD

or perhaps…

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anonymous asked:

The why are you crying part reminds me of when Kaneki first went to :re.

you’re right, it does look similar with those ghibli tears *sobs*

It’s probably not meant as an actual parallel, but still

she gave a smile
a smile that looked a little troubled and a bit … sad

Spring Breeze (Afterdeath) ~Vampire!Geno~

AYYY SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS-

Alright, first of all, I’m sorry I took freakin’ forever X’D And I know what all ya’ll are thinking: “TRASHY- WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG??”

Tbh have no excuse pfft 

But seriously, thank you guys so much for putting up with my bullshit and waiting for me :’) I hope this long-ass fanfic is enough to make it up to ya’ll, and if it isn’t, I’m sorry for being a failure-

Ever since school ended, I’ve been staying up till 3 AM writing because I wanted to get this done, but it took longer than I thought it would because originally, it wasn’t even supposed to be as long as it is right now. This is by far, my longest fanfic and it probably sucks.

Anywho, enough of my rambling. I’ll most likely die after posting this here and on Wattpad, but you guys deserve to read whatever I have created :^)

Also, please excuse if you spot any mistakes. It’s hard to spot every one of them, especially with one this long. Plus, I’m so tried X’D

Have fun-


Word Count: 17,299


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