what are raisins

The best part about Ken asking “you really think you’ll miss your opportunity to kill Dirk Gently by eating some human food?” is the fact that he had to specify human food.


What the fuck was Bart feeding him while they were on the road?

I learned a new thing on PS so ofc I have to make something dumb like this.

But hey heY HEY BOKUTO CAN FLY!! ୧( ‘̀ ᗩ ‘́ )୨ 


I’m really trying to get over this art slump, drew some TAU today to try and help me through. Get into the drawing mode and whatnot. 

I dunno. :V

Destiny News: Local Badass Solos Wrath of the Machine Raid
  • Lord Saladin: ... I quit. Just... just give them the Iron Temple.
  • Eris Morn: You know, after Crota and Oryx, I picked up a hobby in growing raisins. Maybe you could find a healthy hobby too?
  • Lord Saladin: Can I just go back to the Iron Banner?
  • Eris Morn: I said healthy.

shortiemcbealle  asked:

After your random anon Geneva (who really gives af) ask I thought I'd go for one of my own to add to this nonsense. Oatmeal cookies, are you a with or without chocolate chips kind of person? What's your overall stance on raisins as they pertains to oatmeal cookies? Is it truly so terrible that I hate chocolate chips in any cookies? Lastly walnuts; I say they are best in the garbage not desserts, thoughts?

Finally someone is asking the tough important questions. I applaud you Madame.

I am staunchly anti-raisin in all forms. STAUNCH. LY.

and because I ADORE oatmeal cookies, I’ve been HURT many times by presumptuous raisins. I mean, correct me if I’m wrong, but has anyone genuinely ever been eating anything in all of human history and thought “you know what this really needs tho… ? RAISINS” no. The answer is no.

i’m with you on walnuts. They’re kind of a barf nut. However I am very pro nuts in dessert. So if you gave me a pecan chocolate chip oatmeal cookie? I’d be in heaven.

Sebastian's and Ciel's Married Life After Being Turned into a Demon

Ciel: Sebastiaaaaaaan~ I’m hungry!

Sebastian: -sighs- Why don’t you go make your own food? I’m sort of busy right now.

Ciel: Then how about making me cake? -tilts head-

Sebastian: Young ma- Ciel… I already said I’m busy. Now if you want to eat cake then wait at least after dinner so you won’t ruin your appetite.

Ciel: -pouts- But I want cake, and I want it now! -stomps foot-


Ciel: WELL, I’M STUCK IN THIS CHILD’S FORM, SO I’M BASICALLY STILL A KID! AND COMPARED TO YOU, I AM STILL A KID! -mumbles- Wait till you get older, you’ll look like raisins. -crosses arms and pouts-

Sebastian: -sighs and runs a hand through his hair- Fine!

Ciel: Yay!

Sebastian: -starts walking to the kitchen- BUT YOU’RE HAVING DINNER FIRST!

Ciel: -frowns and mumbles- Stupid raisin…

Sebastian: HEARD THAT!


All Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream Flavors and the Signs

German Chocolate Cake: Capricorn
Black Walnut: Taurus
Cherries Jubilee: Gemini
Chocolate Almond: Aquarius
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough: Cancer
Chocolate Chip: Virgo
Chocolate Fudge: Scorpio
Chocolate: Libra
Creole Cream Cheese: Pisces
Coffee Chip: Capricorn
Eggnog: Pisces
Fudge Brownie: Aries
Gold Medal Ribbon®: Sagittarius
Heath® Bar Crunch: Taurus
Icing on the Cake®: Leo
Jamoca® Almond Fudge: Scorpio
Jamoca®: Virgo
Lemon Custard: Aries
Lunar Cheesecake™: Scorpio
Made with Snickers: Gemini
Mint Chocolate Chip: Pisces
Mom’s Makin’ Cookies™: Cancer
New York Cheesecake: Aquarius
Thin Mint: Libra
Nutty Coconut: Leo
Old Fashioned Butter Pecan: Cancer
OREO® Cookies ‘n Cream: Gemini
OREO® Malt Madness: Sagittarius
Peanut Butter ‘n Banana: Taurus
Peanut Butter 'n Chocolate: Aries
Peppermint: Capricorn
Pistachio Almond: Pisces
Pralines 'n Cream: Libra
Caramel Turtle Truffle: Aquarius
Pineapple Coconut: Gemini
Pumpkin Pie: Virgo
Quarterback Crunch®: Aries
Raspberry Sinceri-Tea: Virgo
Red Velvet: Leo
Reese's® Peanut Butter Cup: Sagittarius
Rocky Road: Scorpio
Rum Raisin: What the fuck is this. Ophiuchus
S’More the Merrier: Gemini
Strawberry Cheesecake: Libra
Vanilla: Cancer
Very Berry Strawberry: Aquarius
Winter White Chocolate®: Capricorn
World Class® Chocolate: Aries