what an idiot~

I keep forgetting tomorrow is my birthday /sweats/

anonymous asked:

I vaguely remember controversy around that mcdonalds ad. know what it was?

Some funnyman idiot tried to say it was “inherently manipulative” because it conveyed McDonalds positively.

Me: lazily scrolling on my dash

Brain: you should finish that edit you started…

Me: keep scrolling

Brain: and finish the new chapter. Of your fanfic…

Me: ignores it

Brain: and read at least one of all the fanfictions you saved for later…

Me: just five more minutes

Brain: you said it half an hour ago…

Me: ……

Brain: see you on Monday morning when you’ll be upset because you “had no time to do what you wanted" (idiot).

anonymous asked:

houies swearing danielle wasn't a beard because it makes no sense for him to need a beard now that he has a son. well, eleanor the fucking beard is back, you idiot. what's your great excuse now?

Houies live a sad life. Like literally always being proved wrong…

North Korea will send man to Sun in 10 years

Kim Jong-un announced in a news conference that North Korea would be sending a man to the sun within ten years!

A reporter said - “But the sun is very hot. How can your man land on the sun?”

There was a stunned silence. Nobody knew how to react.

Then Kim Jong-un quietly answered “We will land at night”.

The entire audience broke out in thunderous applause !

Back in the White House, Donald Trump and his entourage were watching the news conference on TV.

When Trump heard what Kim had said, he sneered - “What an idiot. There is no sun at night time !”

Now, his cabinet broke up in thunderous applause !!

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There, have some nb peeps & trans & queer ladies of color with their loved ones. ♥

There’s a peculiar Ravenclaw. They are failing practically all of their classes. They barely even do homework. They basically just sit in an oversized armchair in Ravenclaw tower, reading fiction novels almost all hours of the day. The students don’t understand why they’re there, why not Gryffindor or Slytherin? But they soon discover that this strange ball of quietness and lack of academic brilliance is possibly the best advice-giver in Hogwarts’ history. Be it relationship advice, friendship advice, personal life decisions advice, existential advice, they provide the most profound answers. They aren’t gifted in the arts of magic or even in the regular studies of muggles, but even without these book-smarts, they’ve grasped the attention and respect of everyone attending the ancient school. They grow on to be a counselor in the school to help students with special needs, anxiety, depression, ptsd, or anyone that seeks after an ear to listen and sincere advice. Once this Ravenclaw grows old and weary, they pass peacefully in their sleep. The school is devastated….that is until a few days later when they pop back up in their office, continuing on as if death was simply a minor inconvenience. They go on to help students for generations to come, never swaying in their abundance of wisdom, always sure to remind students that a lack of academic brilliance is not a death sentence, just a reminder that we can’t all share the same path in life, and that’s not bad. No, that’s not bad at all.