what an adorable little piece of shit

A concept: Bakugou ending up as a teacher

So I had this weird crazy idea in my head and well @moriano indulged me and my crazy idea, and now we have this long ass thing. Haha!

Bakugou ending up as a teacher. I mean, even as a teacher, he’s still a hero. Maybe at one point in his life, he stopped wanting to surpass All Might, and perhaps decided he wants to be a teacher and teach kids the things no one told him before? Things like how it’s okay to be weak sometimes and that strength and power and quirk aren’t everything because honestly no one taught him this before, and he went through a lot of shit because of it. So he wanted to teach kids what he failed to learn before. Of course he’d keep the cursing (because let’s admit it; it’s going to be funny).

Please imagine Bakugou, a teacher, cursing in front of his student. “Okay you fuckers, get in your fucking seats before I explode your asses.”

But you know, he’s a good teacher. A really good teacher. His class is well behaved. His students love him to pieces. Bakugou’s class is always number one. No one in his class fails. Absolutely no one. Because Bakugou’s students adore him, and they want to make him proud. Of course he’s proud, “Keep it up you little shits.”

Bakugou actually being patient with his students, cursing involved of course. He’d stay with them after class for extra lessons if there’s ever a need for it.

“I swear to fucking god, Shun. I explained this ten times. If you don’t get this after I explain it one last time, I’m fucking going the fuck to sleep.” But fifteen explanations of the same problem later and he’s still there. He will teach them, and he will make sure they understand the lesson. He would explain it over and over again in the most simple way he can until they get it, and his students adore him for it. No one ever spent three hours with them explaining the same thing until they finally get it. In turn the students do their best too

Bakugou’s student’s love him so much that they are willing to start a riot to protect his honor.

Sometimes Bakugou finds himself and his class in the office.

“Bakugou-sensei, your students tried to riot this morning.”

Cue Bakugou’s students yelling and making hell on earth because they are deeply offended by something. “Because they called Bakugo-sensei a villain!”

Of course Bakugou lectures them about the mess, but he treats them all to ice cream later anyway. And boy, he knows what flavor each and everyone of them likes; he remembers who’s allergic to what.

There’s also this thing where his students actually don’t want to pass so they can stay with Bakugou, but they also want to pass because it will make Bakugou proud.


Bonus:

Bakugou’s students seeing him with Kirishima at one point, and of course they will want to know more about their favorite teacher.

“Bakugou-sensei… are you and Red Riot dating?”

“What the actual fuck? Where in the seven prisons of hell did you get that idea?”

“We saw you with him yesterday in this restaurant. You’re laughing a lot. So are you two together together?”

“Shut the fuck up, and get back to your seats. We’re having a fucking quiz.”

“Ehhhh?? But yesterday, you said we wouldn’t have a quiz today.”

“Well now we do because you nosy brats pissed me off. Okay number one you fuckers.”


Another Bonus:

Kirishima having a lecture about being a good social hero in Bakugou’s class.

“Okay, any questions?”

“RED RIOT ARE YOU DATING BAKUGOU-SENSEI?”

“What the fuck you brats? That’s not even related to his lecture what the actual fuck?”


And also:

“You’re cool and all, Red Riot, but if you hurt Bakugou-sensei in anyway… we will end you and show you hell. Do you fucking understand?”

Because let’s face it, Bakugou’s students are bound to pick up on his cursing sooner or later.

Kirishima is half amused and half horrified.

Rant about Jenelle Evans & MTV

Enough is enough

This shit show (Teen Mom 2) needs to come to an end because the hotshots at MTV seem to be forgetting that there are children’s lives and well beings at risk because they are determined to please this train wreck of a woman. 

We all know the horrible things that Jenelle has done to and around her children (including unborn) along with her list of boyfriends/partners/mannies/drug suppliers etc. but this just pushed me too fucking far. 

Your child is screaming, terribly upset (due to your oh so perfect husband who Kaiser apparently adores) and STARVING, literally yelling “FEED ME”… So what does Jenelle do? Bitch keeps taking photos and trying to keep up appearances that her life is perfect, her man is perfect and that she’s the perfect mother. It broke my heart watching Kaiser scream for food and attention because he is a poor, defenceless child that didn’t ask to be put in this position or to be surrounded by such self obsessed, ignorant pieces of shit. These two do not deserve to have one child in their care let alone three! MTV needs to stop trying to keep the little princess happy and actually put the children first! These are innocent lives we are talking about here. And their safety, health and happiness is being brushed aside in order for Jenelle to continue the impression that her life is perfect. Well I’m sorry but MTV can no longer stand aside and allow these children to be treated this way and not inform authorities. By the time the public finds out about things like this it’s months after it happened which just begs the question, how long have these kids been suffering this treatment??? 

I mean it when I say enough is enough. MTV need to take accountability for their role in this charade because they are ruining the lives of INNOCENT CHILDREN who deserve to be in a home where they are loved and nurtured and their importance is the NUMBER ONE PRIORITY. 

I will no longer be watching Teen Mom 2 (or any of the Teen Mom franchise shows) because I refuse to be part of an audience that enables this horrible excuse for a mother to keep living her cushy life and disrespecting her children. I don’t know what to do to try and help these children so if anyone has any suggestions that would be amazing, because this honestly breaks my heart that these children are growing up in an environment of abuse, when they’ve done nothing to deserve it. 

Who gives a shit about wealth, fame and perception. Think about the children who’s lives are being destroyed before our very eyes 

@teenmomcentral @teenmomtruths @notanotherteenmomblog   (I hope it’s ok to tag you guys in this I just thought it was easier than flooding your inbox lol) 

username-is-ruby  asked:

Bro, bro please, please more werewolf hcs they're AWESOME

omg okay

-One day Trini keeps her beanie on all day (which isn’t unusual) but she freaks out when Zack tries to take it off and Kim is just like “TRINI WHAT ARE YOU HIDING” and when Trini takes it off she has lil brown wolf ears underneath. Kim thinks it’s adorable that first Trini had a bit of a problem with shifting (@redrosezzz came up with that one btw)

-Zack likes to keep pieces of silver on him, just to be like “Hahah fuck you Zordon silver doesn’t hurt us”
-Zordon is just so done with Zack but he loves the little shit anyways and reminds Zack, “Silver only hurts if it is used against you.”
-“But that doesn’t make sense. If it’s the only thing that can hurt us, why doesn’t it hurt when we touch it?”
-“Because we as werewolves have changed over time.”
-“Oh… have you ever met a vampire? Is it true you can’t see their reflection?”

-Billy’s house is were they meet up after they shift and they’re all super hungry. They usually order Chinese or pizza, and Candace doesn’t complain because she’s noticed that Billy has gotten hungrier lately, so she just assumes that they all work out together or something.
-The pizza place has them saved into their contacts and calls to make sure they’re okay when the five go a few days without calling them
-they all joking blame Jason because he said they should learn how to hunt more as wolves. Also, free food.
-they were all disgusted about it at first, but adapted quickly

-Zack is the best hunter out of all of them. He’s used to being alert to everything when he’s home alone with his mom, and it pays off when he’s hunting. Trini’s the second best.

-Once Billy’s mom saw them all in the basement in wolf form and freaked and called animal service. They all have to sneak out and shift back (they definitely stop for ice cream before they show up at Billy’s house again) and Candace just goes, “BILLY, YOU MISSED IT! THERE WAS FOUR HUGE WOLVES AND A PUP IN THE BASEMENT!” The moment they walk into the house and Trini just mumbles something along the lines of “maybe dwarfism runs in the family okay”

-One day Trini forgets to hide the chains in her room and her mom finds them. She’s surprisingly calm about it and brings it up to Trini when she gets home. Kim’s there and just excuses herself from the conversation but you can hear her laughing in the other room. Trini freaks out and tells her mom that the chains are Kim’s and not hers.
-Poor Kim never looks Trini’s parents in the eyes again
-Trini still apologizes about it

-Jason’s dad is the first one to find out about them when Jason says he’s going hunting one day. Jason swears that he was just joking about the whole hunting thing but his dad pieces it together when the rest show up and tell Jason to hurry.

Mors et Vita

OC X Taehyung 
Soundtrack (x
Warm Bodies R! inspired AU
(a/n) Hmm I was watching this movie with my friends the other day and decided that I would write something based on it and here I am haha.. I hope you guys like it, and yes its still fluffy :) 

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Aaaand here’s ANGELAW too!!! :D He’s gonna protect his little human friend no one will harm him, not until Angelaw is there u v u

…..I can’t deny Law really make a big impression with wings… mmmh… no ok Law always look good no matter what, that’s it.

anonymous asked:

ok so for some reason i fucking loved the part in the new vid where they were talking to phils mum?? like idek why but it was so great?? and dan being like hi by the way how are you it was. just so good? i feel like you could articulate this better than i can hahaha

yes yes yes. it felt special because it was. honestly i’ve wavered back and forth about answering this ask because i don’t feel totally comfortable with rambling at length about dan’s relationship w phil’s family, and i don’t want them to look on tumblr and see an onslaught of people fainting about dan’s 30 second interaction with kath and then decide to never do that again, ever. i understand why they keep certain things private. it’s probs not normal for all of us to collectively freak out about dan just objectively being kind and respectful to the mother of the person who has become his literal life partner. um ,,, but,,,,,, that being said ….,, . iawejroaiwer it deserves a bit of freaking out?!?!?! it’s not even that he was so courteous and polite and whatnot. it’s the smaller softer things about the interaction that really struck me. the way his face lights up when he’s talking to her. the way he says *we’re* good because of course he speaks for both of them. the way he doesn’t have to introduce himself and the way he laughs at her jokes. the way he clearly wants to say more at the end but hesitates and settles on just a good-bye, then waves to the phone because he’s an adorable piece of shit. the way that he kind of is apparently holding back from addressing her directly as mrs. lester or kathryn or mum or whatever the hell he calls her, bc it’s PRIVATE, we don’t deserve to know what he calls phil’s mum. there were so many things about the exchange that i feel like we don’t deserve but then i consider that they consciously decided to do this and then leave it in the vid, despite the implications, and my heart just soars. it was such a beautiful little thing and we’re so lucky to have been able to see it :’)

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and let’s just take a moment to appreciate some of aph Norway’s beautiful emotions like

angry Norway

smiling Norway

so-done-with-your-shit Norway

worried Norway

pouting Norway

i-love-my-little-brother Norway

oh-ok-i-didnt-expect-this Norway

ghostly-monk-smile Norway

chuckling Norway

ugh-not-again Norway

denmark-i-ate-your-piece-of-cake Norway (what a little shit tho)

doting-on-demark Norway (Den’s imagination but meh)

and hiding-and-whispering-behind-whatever-this-is Norway bc adorable. <3

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Thramsay bath scene!

GUYS, lets talk ‘bout a bath scene a little bit!

i personally loved a look that Ramsay gave Reek after the last one said that he loved him.

His eyes got bigger and his mind clearly stopped for a second or two before he said  "good"…. i dont know what it was: surprise, little shock or some kind of maniac adoration…but i think that look meant a lot, like…maybe ramsay havent EVER heard anyone saying these words to him, none ever said he LOVED him, nor his mother, father or any of his girls…i dont even think that ramsay planned to ask this question, he could simply force reek to do what he wanted or just say “you were so good servant, so loyal, can you do something to me?”, but NO he asked ;'bout love…i dont know maybe i romanticize this scene too much, 'cause we all know that ramsay is a little lying piece of shit, but…for a one millisecond i had a feeling that he FELT something…something human…something very simple and clear…i think Ramsay didnt expect Theon to answer this way, so he was kind of confused ….dont know…what do you think guys? 

  • Since Matt is left handed and Mello is a little adorable piece of shit imagine them in this situation.
  • Mello: No, you can't write with your left hand. It's the hand of the Devil!
  • Matt: You're not even religious, what does it matter?
  • Mello: *holds his necklace in Matt's face* And what is this???
  • Matt: Fine! Jeez, I'll try it!
  • And it ends with Matt writing with his right hand like a 6 year old kid in elementary school and Mello's just sitting there and tries not to laugh because of the little piece of shit he is.

anonymous asked:

Top 10 hottest Harry pictures 😊

You asked for it 😁

HE LOOKS SO STUNNING IN BLUE WITH THAT FARMERS HAT LET ME RIDE UR TRACTOR BBY.

I LITERALLY JUST SLICED MY HAND OPEN ON THOSE CHEEKBONES WHAT DOES HE USE TO SHARPEN THEM? AND LOOK AT THAT CLEAVAGE THAT IS WHERE I SPEND MOST OF MY VACATION TIME THESE DAYS.

LOOK AT THAT FUCKING SMIRK THAT LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT IS HAVING HIS TITTIES MANHANDLED AND HE HAS THE NERVE TO PUT ON A FACE LIKE THAT!!

HIS FACE SAYS “I’M ADORABLE AND INNOCENT AND CHARMING” BUT HIS NIPPLE SAYS “I’M GONNA SLOWLY MURDER YOU AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT”

I’M ODDLY OBSESSED WITH HIS FROWNY FACE IDK WHY HE’S FROWNING BUT IT TURNS ME ON. I JUST WANT TO KISS THE CREASE BETWEEN HIS EYEBROWS AND SHOVE MY BOOBS IN HIS FACE OK?

LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROCK STAR WITH THE SMOKY BACKGROUND LIKE HE JUST DESCENDED FROM HEAVEN WITH A LIONS MANE OF LUSCIOUS CURLS.

WHO LET HIM OUT IN PUBLIC LIKE THIS? PUT HIM BACK IN THE LOURVE WHERE HE BELONGS!!

HE LOOKS LIKE A GODDAMN MODEL HERE I’M CRYING AND GENTLY STROKING MY COMPUTER MONITOR. HARRY STYLES INVENTED ALIEN CHIC.

I LOVE THIS PHOTO SO FUCKING MUCH HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE IS BRINGING HIM A PLATTER OF FOOD AND HE CAN’T HARDLY WAIT. HIS TUMMY IS KINDA STICKING OUT LIKE A CHUBBY RICH PERFUMED SULTAN AND DAMMIT I WOULD RIDE THAT MAGIC CARPET INTO HIS TAJ MAHAL.

This is my absolute favorite photo of Harry because nothing is sexier than happiness. He looks like he is truly loving life in this photo, and dammit, its gorgeous.

So I’m going to be real quick here

Got an exam coming up and papers and a presentation as well so I’ll make this quick. 


This episode was gold from start to finish. Lucifer not wanting Chloe to get too involved in this case because he doesn’t want her getting hurt and possibly killed by a maniac wielding Azrael’s blade. 

Also for those humans who were slain by the blade, does that mean their souls cease to exist too? Just saying. 

Ella making a deal with Lucifer in exchange for him asking her help. Ella was just funny and cute here. And even oblivious to how Lucifer was enjoying being used to enact what happened in the yoga studio. 

Chloe acting all jealous and trying to be all cool about it and that Lucifer and Ella being together a lot doesn’t affect her. 

Partners.

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Right. 

She ain’t fooling anyone. 

That little scene between Mazikeen and Amenadiel okay I swear that was pretty cute when Amenadiel refused to say bad words at Mazikeen. Such an adorable, good angel boy. 

But then it gets to the serious stuff. 

The woman killing the suspect earlier (who literally went overboard on the desserts) because he did the unthinkable to her. That piece of shit deserved to be put through the worst punishment ever. Even Lucifer  was disgusted by the dead man’s actions towards her and knew he deserved punishment for what he did, even defending the murderer outright. 

Lucifer questioning himself as to why he cared about the dead humans. He’s changing that’s for sure. 

AND THEN DAN

Originally posted by heyimkiara

I freaked when Dan was holding the blade and attacked Lucifer with it but THANKFULLY Dan, good ole Dan, fought the blade’s calling. And him getting real angry about his stolen pudding. 

Look let’s be honest, we would have been super mad as well if someone stole our food (not to the point of murdering that person but most likely give them an ass whooping). 


Then the deal comes to light.

Ella taking Lucifer to church with her. And I thought it was the damn hug in the loft. 


Friend: The Devil.

Attending: Church.

Him: Horrified

HE IS FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE CONFESSION BOOTH


But onto the serious stuff.

Charlotte and even Amenadiel (how could you turn your back on your little bro Amenadiel?) insisting that Lucifer come home with them. Which he then told them them that neither Heaven and Hell was ever his home and only Earth is because here HE COULD BE RESPECTED AND TREATED EQUALLY.

“THIS IS MY HOME!” 

And damn was he mad to the point the blade reacted and if Charlotte hadn’t stopped herself, things could have gotten real ugly. 

But that begs the theory. Does Azrael’s blade affect angels and demons just as it affects the humans but only if their emotions get the better of them? Or are they just more resistant to the blade’s calling for blood? Question question questions.

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By the way, I’m also glad that Linda finally came to terms with Lucifer being the Devil and having mended their friendship and trust. 

(I also howled when Lucifer tried to distract Linda by asking her if she wished to know more about the evil souls on his list and mentioned Trump. I really did not expect that at all).


AND THE DAMN PROMO

OH MY GOSH

THOSE TWO JUST DANCING AWAY SMILING AND LAUGHING. I cannot believe what I am seeing. Lucifer and Chloe just dancing the night away gives me life. 

BUT CHARLOTTE. 

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I SWEAR IF SHE THINKS SHE’S GOING TO GET AWAY WITH MURDERING CHLOE, SHE IS SO IN FOR IT.

Mom or no mom, Lucifer is going to fry her ass. Literally. 

Masquerading as Professionals- Chapter 2/10- Ortega

A/N: Again I have to start by saying thank you so so much for the wonderful reaction this has had and also for the feedback too! It honestly makes my entire day every time. For the anon that hopes for Heathers and more Willam, Manila and Raja (Sutan in this) play a big part in the eventual epilogue, and Willam will be a constant throughout the whole story (because I love writing her tbh!). Hope you all enjoy chapter 2!

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shelves and short people.

setting: a grocery store. the one item you came for is placed significantly higher than you. justin thinks its cute. and now you’re totally killing him inside.

i thought this was swag. idk. this is in justin’s pov. enjoy? (its actually a mess but its my first one shot on here don’t kill me thx)


a minute and a half. she’s been reaching for that bag of sugar for a good minute and a half. she almost lost her flip flop once and that one. single. strand. of hair just keeps flopping around her face. now shes huffing and puffing and- god, she’s cute. oh god. before i know it i’m clearing my throat and standing behind her, reaching my much longer arm up for the package and holding it in front of her frustrated face.

and that’s when i stop. i stop and look down at her frantically pushing her glasses back up her nose and widening her doe eyes up at me… did i say she was cute? because she’s actually a hell of a lot more than that.

“you looked like you were struggling.” i smile gently and step back from her. she spins on her heels, and puckers her lips, holding the bag to her chest like its treasure and i’m some sort of pirate prepared to kill her. in reality, i’d kill whoever even thinks about killing her.

“looks can be deceiving.” she mumbles.

“you aren’t wrong. but in this situation? nah. you were struggling. i’m justin.” i shove my hand out and flash her a good old fashioned shit eating grin, loving the little flash of a smirk on her pink lips. her eyes are traveling from my hand to my shoulder, studying the artwork inked into my skin.

“this is usually the part where you shake my hand..” i chuckle, taking note of the blush creeping onto her cheeks.

“i’m sorry i was just.. observing. i like them.” she nods and for the first time in the past 3 minutes i’m graced with a beautiful smile.

“yeah? i do too. especially now that i know you like them. gives them a whole new meaning.” she’s laughing. she’s laughing at me. i’m dying and shes laughing and her laugh is the most amazing thing i’ve ever heard, and what the fuck is wrong with me.

“you don’t even know me, justin.” she raises her eyebrows, pushes her glasses up her nose (again. shes done it like 20 times. its adorable. holy shit.), and cocks her head to the side. i don’t know her and she’s killing me.

“i know that you’re short and that you frequently struggle to reach things on the top shelf. i know that its cute. i know that you’re cute. i know that i want to know you.” smooth?

she’s scribbling something down on a little piece of paper and placing it in my hand with her teeny little fingers… oh god. oh god, oh god, oh god.

“then call me. maybe you can help me reach for the bread or something some other time.”

behindthemaddness  asked:

I'm just starting (like right this minute, wish me luck) S03 of Black Sails and was wondering if you could tell me what moment it was, if you can pinpoint it that is, that you started shipping Flint x Silver?

I’m so excited for you!!! Black Sails season 3 is honestly one of my favourite pieces of television ever, Good Luck!! 

My love for silverflint happened in stages.

I actually started shipping silverflint at the end of season 1, but only as a fun trashship. That adorable, cunning little street rat annoying the shit out of the notoriously scary pirate king was such a fun dynamic that made me laugh whenever they interacted. I truly never intended for it to get this deep lol.

The start of season two, I feel like they interacted way more and we really got to see why these two are the heart of the show.

I think when they worked together, to take over the ship in the beginning of s2, was really the turning point of me no longer seeing them as a trash couple and more THE Power Couple ™. 

It was amazing to see how they both manipulated the crew to do their bidding and the CHEMISTRY they both had when Flint was like “If you’re trying to impress me, it isn’t working.” making this happen:

[Like sure Flint, you’re not impressed or anything.]

After a rewatch of the show you also realise that the FlintHamilton are always before/followed by a SilverFlint scene and they always parallel each other. Especially in the terms of needing a Partner.

Anyway I really don’t want to spoil s3 for you, but thats the season that really sold the ship for me. The chemistry was always there but now there is actual strong feelings involved and they grow extremely protective of each other, becoming each other’s closest confidant and person in the world.  

I’m not really sure if I answered your question lol, but i am too excited at the moment and I’m worried that im gonna spoil the whole of season 3. 

So basically:

S1/S2 Silverflint: These two need to have hot angry sex

S3 Silverflint: These two need to have hot sexy sex but with feelings

OKAY! THERE IS JUST ONE EPISODE OF LIFE IS STRANGE AND THIS GAME IS ALREADY FUCKING ME UP!
Max is one of the best female character leads I ever fucking saw. She is so fucking adorable and a character you can identify with. She is a shy geek with normal teenager problems and I JUST WANT TO HUG THE SHIT OUT OF THIS ADORABLE LITTLE FREAK!
And Chloe…oh Chloe…I have a big crush on this hot punk ass! She is so freaking cool and awesome and Oh my god, please, let me kiss you! But I feel so sorry for her! This poor little baby…
And now Warren. My second crush in this game. He is like a fluffy marshmallow, kawaii piece of shit. And he is so fucking brave and I almost cried when Max didn’t hugged him. This sad puppy face he made for just a second… My precious little child, please, let me hug you baby.
So, what can I say? I don’t know. This Game is awesome and the characters are just perfect and I already have two babys I just want to kiss. I want to see more! MORE! More of this cute gayness of Chloe and Max, more of this dorky warren… Oh please, give it to me!

flwercrwns  asked:

What are your favorite stores to shop at? I always shop at f21 and I'm getting bored. Also I'm in college so I'm very broke. 😊 thank you for your time

GIRL YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE

Fashion night!