what am i willing to put up with today

best game grumps moments
  • WHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY?! NOT FUCKIN’ THIS! (The Classic)
  • the D club
  • oh hey, Big Zam!
  • the Mark Zuckerberg texts
  • “does Bruno Mars is gay?”
  • (Yoda voice) MMMMMM, FUNNY JOKE
  • hey welcome back to Janeane Garofalo’s Expedition
  • Arin’s pachinko freakout (WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?)
  • Arin’s Battle Kid freakout (GERRYMANDERING POLITICIANS)
  • Arin taking selfies during the final Ganondorf fight
  • “and then I fired, and I missed. and then I fired again. and then I missed. and then I fired again and I missed. and then I fired”
  • Grump It
  • the crunchyroll commercials
signs as game grumps memes
  • Aries: Come at me scrublord, I'm ripped
  • Taurus: IF YOU DIE IN THE GAME YOU DIE FOR REAL
  • Gemini: Wolf Job
  • Cancer: MARK ZUCKERBURG
  • Leo: mmMMMMmMMMmmmm funNNEEEEEEEEE joke
  • Virgo: GREP
  • Libra: The D Club
  • Scorpio: how am i supposed to watch anime on a sushi??
  • Sagittarius: goddammit ross
  • Capricorn: What am i willing to put up with today?
  • Aquarius: mycaruba
  • Pisces: At age six i was born without a face...
  • Fairy Tail Fandom after a chapter (especially ones were the characters get hurt): You've gotta draw the line somewhere, you've gotta draw a fucking line in the sand! You gotta make a statement! You gotta look inside yourself and say, "What am I willing to put up with today? NOT FUCKIN' THIS!"
  • booker dewitt, seeing Rapture: you gotta draw the line in the sand somewhere man. You gotta ask yourself, "what am i willing to put up with today?" NOT FUCKING THIS.

isabellyduh  asked:

Do you have any good game grumps quotes that I could use for my senior quote? (Has to be appropriate because I already got a few denied)

“Don’t do drugs. Stay in school. Eat your teeth”
-Arin Hanson

“At age six i was born without a face”
-also arin hanson

"You can’t open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me.” (this one is actually a p good one)
-Arin Hanson

"You’ve got to draw the line somewhere. You’ve gotta draw a line in the fuckin sand dude. You gotta make a statement. You gotta look inside yourself and say, ‘What am I willing to put up with today?’ NOT FUCKING THIS.” (edit out all the fucks and it may work???)
-Arin

“I’m just so happy now, all the fucking time, because I know what it’s like to be sad.”
-Danny (again edit out the fucking idk) Windwaker 19

“Never let it be said I couldn’t suck my way to victory.”
-Danny

If you want more good danny quotes just go watch Ep 19 of windwaker and cry ur eyes out you’ll be good.

Also i hope u meant just arin and dan i didn’t bother looking for anyone else’s although i’m sure they’re PLENTY for the rest of the grumps.
Hope i could help!!! Also congrats on graduation i hope you’re future goes well

Bad jokes to make

•jokes that put people down in any way shape or form that is not a friendly thing or to yourself. This includes racist, abilist, and sexist jokes. Seriously it is almost 2017. It isn’t funny.

Good jokes to make

• Baloney Man
• Peepsi
• girls at a sleepover and everything is normal but it is advertised like a horror movie
• “what am I willing to put up with today?! NOT FUCKING THIS”
• Toads with weapons
• face cam
• litteraly any joke the game grumps would make that doesn’t fit into the list above

  • Jim: TELL YA WHAT, BONES?! YOU CAN GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGHT IT OUT! Because I certainly can’t do it without you, and I know you can’t do it without me!
  • Bones: …I appreciate it, but look at what we’re dealing with, man!
  • Jim: Bones-
  • Bones: WE GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE! YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND, DUDE! YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT! You gotta look inside yourself and say, “What am I willing to put up with today?" NOT! FUCKING! THIS!
I’m fucking done, I’M FUCKING DONE…this is BULLSHIT! …What is this!?…What is my LIFE?… I can’t fucking do it anymore! I appreciate it but look what we’re dealing with, man! We gotta draw the line somewhere! We gotta draw a fucking line in the sand dude!… We gotta make a statement…We gotta look inside yourself and say, ‘What am I willing to put up with today?’ NOT FUCKING THIS.
—  Desmond, almost every day of his life

“No!  I’m fuckin’ done!  I’m fuckin’ done!”

“No, you’re not.”

“THIS IS BULLSHIT!  THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!”

“WHAT IS THIS!?  WHAT IS THIS!?”

“WHAT IS MY LIFE!?”

“I can’t do it, Sapphire.”

“Well, I’ll tell you what, Ruby; you can give up now, or you can figure it out, because I certainly can’t do it without you, and I know you can’t do it without me.”

“…I appreciate that!  But look what we’re dealing with, Sapphire!”

“Ruby.”

“You gotta draw the line somewhere!”

“Ruby.”

“You gotta draw a fucking line in the sand, Sapphire!”

“Ruby.”

“You gotta make a statement!  You gotta look inside yourself and say, ‘What am I willing to put up with today?’“

“NOT FUCKING THIS”