what am i supposed to tag now

katnisshawke  asked:

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD ♡✧( ु•⌄• ) once you get this award, you're supposed to paste it in the ask box of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it's nice to know that someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out ❤ ( ◜◒◝ )♡

Awww thank You! Unfortunately I am on mobile, and Tumblr is being a woman right now… ;) so I will tag 8 people here, Okay? Everyone of you is amazing and made me smile one way or another!

What do you mean, these are 9? SHUSH! Just look pretty! ;)


lyrics from ‘Time to get Closer’ by Foster the People

done for the ‘free’ prompt for @promptisfanweek​ :)
(I have two drawing moods right now, and apparently they’re dog AUs and sad ship art)

Thank God that Genndy doesn’t use Twitter nor Tumblr ...

Because judging from how volatile some within the fandom are right now, invading the #jashi tag for three straight days with derogatory terms, verbally attacking some of the other members for having different views on the series, throwing a fit over two fictional characters becoming a canon couple I now firmly believe that we reached a level now where it’s worse than the Steven Universe fandom, no small feat I might add.

If no one is aware of what I am referring to, allow me to display this page from Tv Tropes on how far some of their “fans” took it once they allowed their anger at a ship becoming partially canon to cross the line.

Yes, Lauren Zuke had a mental meltdown because people on Tumblr lost their shit over two characters becoming potentially canon and took their anger on her for days. The culprits were from Tumblr.

Now I am less concerned about whether Jack x Ashi is canon or not or of the series in general, I don’t and can’t tolerate this ridiculous behavior of people within the fandom going at each other like entitled children, invading each other’s tags during what is supposed to be their leisure time, the verbal harassment on some of the members that are pouring their hearts on to their artwork of what they enjoy to ship and also now recently going after Phil Lamarr and Tara Strong’s Twitter as well.

Quit invading the #jashi tag with your derogatory shit, stop harassing Tara Strong and Phil Lamarr, and get over yourself about a fictional series and ship.

great comet characters as shit my classmates have said pt. 2
  • natasha: "i gave my boyfriend a stick of deodorant to celebrate our one month anniversary"
  • pierre: "gender is a social construct, time is a social construct and i don't want to exist anymore"
  • anatole: *holding a bottle full of an unknown green substance* "do you think it would be dangerous to use this as a face wash?"
  • dolokhov: "why the fuck is there eleven water bottles in your locker? i'm not kidding what the fuck"
  • marya: *trying to read while a group of kids are arguing loudly* "our father who art in heaven hallowed be thy name please give me the sweet release of death"
  • andrey: *after missing an entire week of school* "what the fuck am i doing here"
  • sonya: *after seeing someone throw a stuffed llama across the room* "do you think llamas have feelings?"
  • mary: "yeah my dad has some pretty funny nicknames for me. my personal favorite nickname is 'disappointment'"
  • hélène: *after angrily slamming a locker so hard that the lock breaks* "what class was i supposed to have now?"
  • balaga: "i just found a dried apricot slice in my sock"
  • bolkonsky: "i think i just forgot how to breathe for a minute there"

anonymous asked:

Hello, I would just like to say I absolutely love your trying to teach Penny memes. So now I've gotta ask. How do you think he'd react to seeing the dancing meme of himself?

You feel your lips twitch into a smirk as you sit Penny down at the table and place your laptop in front of him.

“You like memes,right?”

“Of course and speaking of memes,I have a list of ones I want to discuss tonight.What “cold one” is being cracked and who are “the boys”? Is it the same people as “squad?”

You let out a giggle and take the piece of paper away from him,setting it off to the side before you log into your tumblr and type “pennywise dance meme” in the search bar and peek over at him as he squints his eyes.

“Is..is that me?”

“Pennyboy,welcome to your own meme tag.” You pull up a chair beside him and prop your elbow on the table,smiling in delight as you rest your head in your hand and stare at his reactions to pictures and videos.

“But I’m supposed to be scary! How will the children fear me now when they have these videos to watch? I am Pennywise The Dancing Clown! Destroyer of Dreams and Happiness! I feed off of fear! I am to be feared! Wait what do these numbers mean?”

“Those are likes and reblogs.It shows how people like the post.”
You’ve locked yourself inside the bathroom and scoff as Penny shoves his hand under the door like a needy cat and tries to wave at you.

“Darling,show me more! Am I popular with the young crowd? Am I lit? Darling,I want to see more!”

I watched Joe’s live stream so you don’t have to (play by play reactions)

- announcement is a 24 hour livestream on ThatcherJoeVlogs on Friday starting at 6:00pm UK time (1:00pm EST) ft guests and Joe signing a lot of Username:Uprising

- I wish I had friends I could have a sleepover with and watch the livestream dude that would be so fun

- throwback to #1Dday I couldn’t even last seven hours with One Direction how the hell am I gonna do 24 hours with YouTubers

- just kidding I’m about to be dedicated as fuck

- Jack and Joe from 12:00-3:00 am

- #unpopularopinion I like Joe’s mustache

- my poor baby and his infected gums he was so ill he almost passed out whenever he ate cuz the pain as so bad fuck I want to hug him

- Joe speaking foreign languages is my aesthetic (and it reminds me that I really need to brush up on my spanish)

- “I’m trying to set up other things for the future cuz, you know, you never know how long this whole YouTube thing is gonna last before I’m back on the ol’ roof”

- “it’s getting to the point where I really do want a girlfriend”

- well I’ve always been at the point where I want to be your girlfriend so I don’t understand why this is such a predicament for you when I’m always available so quit complaining and hit me up

- no but really I want him to be happy and I think he would be so happy in a relationship so he’s just gotta get someone awesome

- (like I wasn’t mad when Caspar got with Maddie cuz she’s great so Joe needs someone great)

- main channel might become a lower priority in the future

- “And I’ll see you in the future with a Sugg Sunday Special. Who knows when it’ll be. I don’t wanna say that there’s gonna be an end to Sugg Sunday but… I don’t know. I’m not as fussed about that channel as much, which is a shame cuz that’s my main channel. I don’t know it’s been so nice to have a week […] where I haven’t thought about that kind of stuff”

- obviously the idea of irregular Sugg Sunday Specials is sad but the idea of Joe putting out things because he feels obligated to and not because he enjoys them is even more sad

- “Wow that was deep whoa I went off! That’s what happens when Harry Styles starts playing music I start talking about proper stuff that I don’t normally speak about”

- yes, Harry Styles’ album was playing in the background throughout the entire livestream

- Kiwi is his favorite song (I shit you not that’s my favorite too it’s such a bop)

- serious Joe makes my heart feel warm

- he wants to raise a family in the countryside omg raising kids in the countryside he’s a country boy at heart

- “No iPads, no YouTube, no YouTube until you’re 12″

- “The dream is be able to have a lake and my dad can live in a little cave in the garden and look after the lake”

- honestly I love Joe wow


- “We started it as like a little internal thing that we called ourselves and it spread and people call us the buttercream squad and I’m just like ugh it makes me like cringe out a bit whenever I hear it even though it’s what we call ourselves I guess. I don’t really call it that anymore”

- he starts the story of how they started to call themselves that at 28:38 of the video I’m not even going to try and summarize it ya’ll should just watch that bit

- okay but him, Conor, Caspar, and Mikey were the original four and that is so fucking random to me

- for some reason I just got really bummed out that he doesn’t like that name like okay Joe I literally have a blog dedicated to it so what the fuck am I supposed to do now

- he said none of them expected anyone else to start calling it that

- literally you’re all Internet sensations you should’ve known it was gonna get blown up when you gave yourself a name so honestly you brought this upon yourself lmao


- also Byron is a member of their squad and literally none of us even talk about him/know him

- (side not Byron is hot as hell)

- I’m dead at how we all cling to whatever they say like the SECOND they tagged #buttercream on a photo we all went off

- I’m have an existential crisis wow

- “I just miss Jaspoli. That was my favorite, back in those days”



- he wants a pet pig ??

- he’s gonna hang out with Brit soon !

- I ship him and Brit I have since the Jaspoli Coachella days (#unpopularopinion ??)

- literally the second I typed that he made a comment about it oh sorry sorry didn’t know that was a touchy subject

- reminder once again that I am single and available

- okay but they FaceTime every week for hours and that’s goals ???

- my jaw dropped at this bit he said he wants to stop going on nights out and start going to dinner parties and such, that he’s done with the night scene

- I thought he was joking but he was dead ass serious oh my god he’s growing up that felt weird to hear him say that

- “when the time’s right and it’s the right person” he’s a romantic person

- 52:58 through 53:05 is a joy

- “I’m a giver, not a receiver, take that as you will”

- he keeps getting shaky and he thinks it’s because he hasn’t eaten all day and it really worries me

- he’d like to live with both Oli and Josh (separately) and says that they’re both very mature

- his favorite YouTubers are the Sidemen and Caspar

- someone told him to collab with Kian and JC and he completely ignored it lmao


- “I feel like I’ve watched him grow from like a little baby seed to like an oak tree. To see him do so well for himself now and he’s in a position where he’s just loving it and I’m so proud of him. I feel like a proud older brother and he’s said he sees me as like an older brother. We’ve had a lot of heart to hearts and stuff and he’s so good for advice. Even though he’s like my younger brother I go to him for advice a lot of the time cuz he’s been doing YouTube longer than I have and he’s just very knowledgeable about everything and he’s very sincere he cares about people a lot he puts others before him a lot of the time and he’s a genuine friend for life”


- it takes him a long time to open up to people, he’s usually quite shy when he meets people for the first time unless there’s that instant “chemical spark”

- he talked about being nice to people and compared life to climbing up a tree and how you should be nice to everyone you pass on your way up because if you’re not and then you start to drop, the people you pass won’t be there to grab your hand and stop you from falling

- in girls he looks for someone who doesn’t take themselves too seriously, not too obsessed about themselves

- obviously first attraction is important but ultimately it’s about the personality (said every guy ever tbh) and then mentioned how if looks are that important to you it means you probably care more about how other people perceive you and your girlfriend than how you feel about your girlfriend herself

- “I want to find someone who can only add something to my life. Someone who improves my life and makes me a happier person. At the moment I’m a really happy person so anyone who has that affect to make it better is the one for me”

- reminder once again that I am single

- like I’m not drop dead gorgeous but I’ve got some stuff to offer I have nice eyes and good hair and my personality is great aside from the occasional down periods due to mental illness but you know we all have our flaws

- he talked seriously quite a bit in the stream and I’m really digging it I like serious Joe

- someone asked for advice on having a crush on your ex and he talked about moving on because it’s probably not good for you but then he said “unless you think they were the one”

- one of the best relationships he’s ever been in has been with someone older than him

- “Maybe I need to go for a cougar. Any 40 year old ladies?”

- *awkward laugh* “I’ve just admitted to a live stream that I’m after a mum. No I’m only joking. Imagine that I could end up being your dad”

- Poop Scoop with Brit on Friday

- he’s in no rush to have children

- “I’m fortunate enough to act like an immature child and get away with it a lot of the time”

- he doesn’t really want to settle down/get married anytime soon because he meets new people everyday and the idea of getting really settled down scares him because he never knows who he’s going to meet the next day

- “that’s why I’ve never- well not that you know of- had any public relationships”

- what the hell does that mean Joseph

- “I’m very good at keeping it all under wraps”


- he’s literally so hungry he’s shaking Josh hurry up he needs food

- “I hope Caspar’s there cuz I haven’t seen him in bloody ages and I miss the ol’ boy. I miss the bloody weirdo”

- he loves livestreams because it’s the closest we can get to all sitting in a room together and “having a good ol’ standard chit chat”

- reminder of the 24 hour live stream on ThatcherJoeVlogs starting at 6:00pm UK time (1:00pm EST)

- “New vlog soon. New gaming video soon. I’m back. Don’t worry I’m not going anywhere. I’m still loving life. And more importantly, you’re all bloody legends.”

that was a lot there you go (or you could just watch the live stream idk)

also I wish I knew people who lived near me 😭 I would so fucking love to have a sleepover and make good friends and watch Joe

Part 1

Summary:  Two weeks after waking up with no recollection of the people and ship around you, you take your future in your hands and try to piece together your past and the events that lead up to you losing your memory of the last five years. This means finally meeting Scotty, the man you just learned is your husband.

Word Count:  1,138

Author’s Note:  This is my first series that I’m posting on here! Please let me know what you think, I really love getting feedback.

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Scotty looked up at exactly the wrong moment. Jim made a joke and the whole table burst into laughter, including you. Your beautiful eyes crinkled up and your unapologetic smile bared your gleaming teeth. You simply shone.

Scotty couldn’t even bring himself to laugh when you laid your hand on Jim’s arm, steadying yourself as you calmed. Scotty’s heart clenched painfully.

And then there was Jim, that bastard, not that it was his fault, leaning in and laughing with you, tickled to make you smile so beautifully.

Scotty mumbled an excuse and stood, dropping his napkin on his tray and leaving the table at a steady stumble, trying to navigate through the pounding of blood in his ears.

The hallway rang with silence as the mess hall doors closed behind him.  Scotty looked up and down the hall, completely lost. He’s walked every single hall of this wonderful ship with you on his arm and now… what’s a man to do without you? How could he possibly move on and find some semblance of peace when you were in there laughing like that with Kirk of all people? Captain Fucking Perfect Hair with all his goodman charm and warmth…


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The reason there are so many problems with M@iko and so many toxic elements to their relationship is because they weren’t supposed to end up together in the first place.

He left home still believing in what his father had taught him about himself and the world. He left the Fire Nation thinking finding the Avatar would fix it all and everything would go back to what he saw as “normal.”

Getting out into the world taught him that everything he ever knew WASN’T NORMAL.

He needed to go back to his former life, and see all that was wrong with it, before he could do the right thing and join the Avatar (*cough* and eventually end up with Katara, as was the writing team’s original intention *cough*).

His relationship with Mai was going to be part and parcel with this, but Bryke got jealous that Zutara was actually just as popular, if not MORE popular, than their pet ship, so all of the foreshadowing and mirroring and thematic elements the main writing team had put into the story ended up going to waste and not really making any sense. They knew they had to keep a Zuko redemption arc, but the Zutara elements embedded within that same arc (and really, the rest of the story, too) got thrown out of wack by Bryke being assholes, so.

Anyway, Mai is freakin amazing and Bryke also ruined HER story by forcing her into a relationship with Zuko.

It was supposed to be a fling and not go anywhere because the two of them just aren’t compatible and they don’t make each other happy and that’s unfair to BOTH OF THEM.

Zuko’s relationship with Mai was supposed to give him perspective. The things he used to want or thought he wanted WASN’T what he wanted or needed and that’s ok. 

But then Bryke had to back track on everything and now it all looks toxic af and doesn’t really make any narrative sense.

I’m hoping some better Zutara meta writers jump on this for me with back-up because I’m sick and can’t really think straight or remember some of the canon references to back this up, so feel free to jump on this!

(also, i am purposefully tagging this anti-bryke, anti-maiko, AND anti-kataang just in case, even though i didn’t mention kataang. so don’t freakin @ me if you just wanna harass me about how much you love maiko and kataang and how i’m wrong and just a deluded zutara shipper because bryke beat you to that with their manchild whining in 2008 gtfo of here).

“She started it and I ended it”(Jax Teller) {Part 3}

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Getting a little side track was an understatement; you had spent the whole day going around to all of the old ‘hiding spots’ which was fun, laughing at the memories. Leaving the final ‘hiding spot’ just driving down the road your hands were up in the air smiling stupidly at nothing, well that was until a particular thought stuck to your mind.

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Free Prompts to Good Home

  1. “But what if they’re right?”
  2. “I kissed you, didn’t I?”
  3. “Stop saying that! You’re so damn annoying!”
  4. “What? And miss your cute little ass on that stage?”
  5. “No…no. Stop! I just did my makeup!”
  6. “Okay. Yes..but no”
  7. “As your best friend, I say do it. As the one in love with you, I say no go.”
  8. “Fuck! That was my last waffle!”
  9. “Please princess?cupcake? Muffin? Angel? Baby?”
  10. “You are so infuriating!”
  11. “Yeah, I didn’t meant to do that… oops?”
  12. “To be honest, I lost you car.”
  13. “That’s not exactly what I meant.”
  14. “Where are you going dressed like that?”
  15. “You do know that I can always call your mom, right?”
  16. “It’s just a little blood. I’m not dying”
  17. “Why is there is a dog in my bed?”
  18. “Let’s just pretend that I didn’t just see you dick.”
  19. “With you? Alone? In a car?”
  20. “That does not taste right.”
  21. “I might have forgotten to pick up our child from daycare.”
  22. “Say it! Say you love me!”
  23. “Have I lost my mind? Oh yes!”
  24. “You’re supposed to be Peter Pan, not a dick shaped pan!”
  25. “Good. Now that we established that you’re an idiot. Let’s continue.”
  26. “Just… don’t get mad”
  27. “Your ex just kissed me..what the hell?”
  28. “Remind me why I am half naked on your roof?”
  29. “She’s so….I don’t know?”
  30. “Fuck me. Come on! You’re my best friend, you’re hot and I’m horny.”

So, I don’t feel like a strong enough writer to post what I write. So here are some prompts if anyone wants to take a whack at them. Please do tag me so I can read them!


this seems like a reasonable way to go about dealing with the haggarium infections, right?

vince still isn’t used to pidge’s… unique way of squirreling around the castle and sourcing materials, especially now he has more free time to juggle projects so you never know the context of what he’s asking for

So ever since last weeks episode I’ve been thinking… 

What Bughead would be like on a movie date at The Twilight????

here’s what I came up with

- They’d get Kevin to ‘tag along’ so it didn’t feel too much like a date, plus they could use his dad’s truck

- Jughead orders a large popcorn, a hot dog, a bag of candy, large pop, and then turns to Betty, “and what did you want?” 

- They’d get settled into the truck and Betty would complain about Jughead taking more of the blankets

- “It’s a small blanket Bets, what am I supposed to do? Freeze?” 

- After a while Kevin would disappear and it’d just be the two of them

- Betty over thinks if some one should’ve made the first move by now 

- Jughead worries if he’ll execute a first move smooth enough to even try 

- “Still cold?” 

- “Freezing” 

- Jughead would put his arm around her and pull her closer then after a moment of them getting comfortable he’d take an obnoxiously loud sip of his drink that was clearly empty

- In his mind he executed the first move more smoothly then james dean himself could have

- “would you quite quoting the movie”

- “Your hands are so cold”

- “I love this part”

- “are you crying?”

- Jughead would end up rubbing her arms as she sniffled during the sad scenes and then kiss the top of her head

- Betty looks up at Jughead and takes a little leap by pressing her lips to his, afraid of how he’ll react with such public displays of affection, but happy when he kisses her back and she sits up a bit to cup his cheek in her hand

- They end up making out for a while

- Jughead surprises Betty by offering her some of his candy, but takes it willingly

- Kevin would eventually return and not batter an eye at how close the two were sitting now but instead offer Jughead a ride home

- Jughead would decline and lie, saying he had to stay back to help clean the drive in before going home (which was only half a lie cause he did but the drive in was always his home currently)

-They’d clean up the back of the truck and Kevin would sit inside the truck while Jughead and Betty said goodbye to each other

- “You’ll make it home safe?”

- “I’ll be good, Bets” 

- Then the night would end with a sweet little peck before opening the truck door for her 

So 4 years later and I’m still like











supposed to

ship this??

anonymous asked:

Can you write a fanfic of Nesta on her period? But like her cramps are super bad and make her nauseous and have it be kinda awkward but Cassian takes care of her!! That would be so cute!! And it could be rated whatever!

Here you go anon~! Enjoy the fluffy moments of Cassian tending to Nesta in a…variety of ways!

“And as your mate,” Cassian gently removed her hands away from her face. “I’m supposed to take care of you. I don’t care what they say. If I had to walk all around Velaris asking for advice on how to help my mate with her cramps then I would do so.”

“Mother forbid if you did that I promise you Cassian that you’ll bleeding more than what I am right now!” Nesta gripped his hands tight and stared him down.

Read on AO3 | TAGS: fluff, comfort, Cassian helps Nesta battle Mother Nature

Cassian had heard soldiers emit varying sounds of pain when they were wounded in combat. But never had he heard anything quite like noises on the other side of the close bedroom door. Or at least he never knew that a female’s monthly bleeding could be that painful.

He knew Nesta. She was a fighter who didn’t even shed a tear when sprained her wrist or broke her foot in different circumstances of combat. Nesta was not one to show pain. Cassian could only imagine how unpleasant her monthly was if she had confined herself to their bedroom and refused to move from the covers unless absolutely necessary.

Cassian was not naïve to the workings of what happened when a female went through that time of the month. It was a bloody process that made even most of his soldiers wonder how a female could release that much blood and still go about her day.

What concerned Cassian was that Nesta’s cycles had never been so intense that she pleaded with him to leave her be.

As if he could abandon her in a time of need? His mate was in pain and he would be ashamed of himself if he simply left her cooped up in that room with no relief.

Which is why Cassian had gone out into different locations in Velaris to pick up supplies. His steps were soft so as not to disturb Nesta if she was asleep. For the past two days she had attempted to nap most of the day away, yet the discomfort kept her from doing so.

He quickly brewed peppermint tea as cooked a small portion of salmon with celery and a few pieces of dark chocolate as dessert. All were food remedies for cramps.

Cassian halted outside the bedroom door with his arm carrying a tray of what he knew would be useful to help his mate. He cringed as whimper drifted out to the hall.

Slowly he cracked the door open and walked inside. Nesta was awake and keeping as still as possible to avoid the jabbing pain that occurred with the faintest of movements. Even her stomach was starting to feel nauseous.

“Sweetheart,” Cassian went to sit at the foot of the bed. He steadied the tray on his lap.

“Go away,” Nesta mumbled. Her eyes were clamped shut and her breathing was even save for the few hitches of breath when a cramp occurred.

“Now how can I do that when you’re obviously in a…delicate position?” Cassian said.

“Don’t even start teasing me,” Nesta put and arm over her eyes. “Can’t you just leave me be to my suffering?”

“Absolutely not,” Cassian deadpanned. “It’s my job to help you feel better. What kind of a mate would I be if I didn’t?”

Nesta remained silent. Hoping that he would walk out that door and let her get through this without the embarrassment of him seeing her in such a state. To think that she had fought with strained ligaments and various other injuries at the Illyrian camps, but her monthly was thing that made her confined to the bed.

It was ridiculous.

And of course Cassian wouldn’t leave their home so that she could deal with it herself. Making this whole ordeal even that much more awkward.

Even Cassian had a slightly nervous look on his face though he did well to mask it. He knew what monthly cycles were, yet he didn’t know about the finer details.

Yesterday Nesta was mortified when he claimed that she was earning her “red badge of courage” again for this month and that the “red moon” had arrived.

She practically tossed half the pillows at him before he retreated out the room in a fit of chuckles. His teasing mood quickly vanished when he realized that this month was far different from the others.

And now Nesta couldn’t even nudge him off the bed with her foot without a sharp pain in her lower back or stomach.

“Now I want you to eat this food,” Cassian moved closer as he cut the salmon up into bite size pieces. He then used a fork to pierce a wedge of the fish and-

Nesta blushed as he moved the fork in place to feed her himself.

“Cassian this is not necessary,” Nesta turned her head away. She was not a baby to be coddled.

“You’re not being coddled,” Cassian disagreed to her thoughts. “I am helping you. Now this meal is made with ingredients that lower cramps.”

“Really?” Nesta eyed the food. She was willing to try anything at this rate.

“I wouldn’t lie to you sweetheart,” Cassian smiled. “Now open wide so we can make you feel better.”

Slowly Nesta sat up with a curse falling from her mouth at the pain and begrudgingly let Cassian feed her the food he prepared. It tasted delicious. The salmon, celery and chocolate tasted delicious. No doubt due to Cassian’s cooking. Occasionally she would sip the tea he made as well.

“How do you know these will help?” Nesta questioned with curiosity seeping into her tone.

“A book of course,” Cassian replied setting the tray aside with an empty plate. “Went to the library and had to ask one of the librarians where I could find a book about this sort of situation.”

“You asked a stranger for a book about menstrual cycles?” Nesta hid her head in her hands and groaned. “Cassian people are going to know you didn’t get that book for yourself. They’re probably wondering why I can’t take care of it myself if my mate had to go out and find a book about it.”

“And as your mate,” Cassian gently removed her hands away from her face. “I’m supposed to take care of you. I don’t care what they say. If I had to walk all around Velaris asking for advice on how to help my mate with her cramps then I would do so.”

“Mother forbid if you did that I promise you Cassian that you’ll bleeding more than what I am right now!” Nesta gripped his hands tight and stared him down. She would make good on her threat. She didn’t doubt he would go onto the street right now and ask the first woman he saw.

“Well I had to learn more about this Nesta. And you know me,” Cassian smiled. “I am not one to go into a bloody battle unprepared.”

Nesta rolled her eyes at his joke.

“And now for the heated massage,” Cassian began rubbing his hands together.

“Excuse me?” Nesta said as Cassian pulled back the cover to reveal the bedclothes she still wore. “Cassian! What are you doing?”

He looked up at her in confusion. “I’m giving you a massage. This will to help in relaxation.” He placed his hands underneath the hem of her shirt and tenderly began moving his hands in languid motions on her lower abdomen. His warm skin and fingers immediately made Nesta go slack against the pillows.

He worked her muscles for so long that Nesta lost track of time. Slowly her cramps began to subside into a tolerable ache until eventually she felt nothing except Cassian’s skin against her own. And that was a pleasurable feeling.

Nesta moaned in content at having the first bit of pain relief in days. “Cassian that feels incredible.” Her eyes drifted closed against her will. “Please don’t stop.”

A brief chuckle rumbled in Cassian’s chest though he felt proud at having been able to alleviate his mate’s excruciating torment. Finally appeased with his effort Cassian leaned down and pressed the gentlest of kisses to his mate’s exposed stomach.

He felt Nesta’s fingers running through his dark hair that was undone from his usual leather band.

“Thank you Cassian,” Nesta breathed while using the bond to show her gratitude. The bond warmed on her end while Cassian was more than happy to reach through their connection and gladly give his own relieved thoughts in return.

“Anything for you sweetheart,” Cassian said. “Although there is one more remedy that we haven’t tried yet.”

“Really? And what’s that?” Nesta sounded sleepy and in truth felt that rest would come easy now that her cramps were temporarily gone.

Cassian moved to lie down on the bed next to his mate. His fingers stroked her cheek as he watched Nesta begin to fall asleep.

“Apparently orgasms can stop cramps,” Cassian shrugged as if it was common knowledge even though he just read about it in one of the borrowed books. Nesta blinked at him. Surprised that he knew that fact.

“Oh.” Nesta replied. “And you would help me do that?” She was more curious as to how he would respond more than anything.

“Why wouldn’t I? It’s not like I haven’t seen blood before.” Cassian pressed his lips to her forehead. “Besides if it helps you then that makes it all worth it. And of course the added benefit of sexual pleasure.” Cassian softly growled as his lips drifted down to hers in a kiss.

Nesta couldn’t contain the smile. “Maybe next time I have a cramp we can try it, but for now I would like to sleep.” A yawn escaped her as she snuggled into the crook of her mate’s arm and laid her head on his shoulder.

“Sweet dreams Nesta,” Cassian murmured against the hair atop of her head until she succumbed to a painless slumber. And soon Cassian followed as well.

The thing about Rhysha:

I’m kinda super bummed to go through the tags right now because there is so much hate for all the Rhys and Sasha moments we got in episode three. I want to take four seconds to talk about why I don’t ship them but I freaking loved their relationship this episode. Beware, spoilers and character development below! Also, beware, this is long. I have a lot of thoughts.

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RUBY ROSE - “You can’t stop eating; you need to, or else…” she trails off, lower lip not restraining a quiver. “Come with me! Let’s go get you something to eat. Anything you want, just eat for me, please.”

WEISS SCHNEE - She scoffs, abashed, “I’m not the most talented in the kitchen, but I need you to eat for me. Just this once.”

BLAKE BELLADONNA - “I don’t want you depriving yourself like that, {Name}. If there’s someone faunus and humans have in common, it’s that we cannot survive without nourishment. Don’t make the same mistakes I have.”

YANG XIAO LONG - The firecracker isn’t amused as she forces you to sit down, as your sunken sockets roll over to encounter a plate of food. “Neither of us are leaving this spot until you’re done. Now eat.” When you complete your task, she pulls you aside and holds you as though you’re a lifeline. “Thank you, {Name}. Please, don’t do this to yourself.”

ZWEI - He tags along at your feet, offering his personal dog treats and ensures you eat enough all throughout the day

PENNY POLENDINA - “I may not be a real girl, but I am aware humans must acquire sufficient nourishment! Shall I check what is on the menu that perhaps peaks your interests?”

CIEL SOLEIL - “Did you remember to eat today? You were supposed to approximately twelve minutes prior to the present moment, Miss/Mister {Name}. You must not forget to eat.”

JAUNE ARC - The revelation is staggering; proof reading the inscription has him more perplexed than before. “Hey, hey, listen to me. We all need to eat. It’s not just something you can stop doing all of sudden. No one wants to see you get sick and eventually..no, we aren’t getting to that point. Let me see if I can make you some food, okay?”

NORA VALKYRIE - Her heart thumps, incarcerated in her throat. “You…just can’t stop eating.” She tries to play it off facetiously but doesn’t triumph. The scene of her childhood self clutching a molding piece of bread, stomach rumbling, flashes in her mind. “Please. I can ask Ren to whip up something for the two of us, and I want you to eat every last bite.”

PYRRHA NIKOS - Counting her blessings, a wisp of energy squeezes between the gaps of her fingers. “You shouldn’t…no, I won’t stand for this, {Name}. I want you to be healthy,” she tenderly links your palms, ripping open her sternum and capturing you with her finely shaped ribs. “And I know just the foods you need to reach that state of health. I’m here whenever you need me.”

LIE REN - He doesn’t say a word as he prepares a top notch cuisine tailored to your taste buds, and lightly suggests new eating arrangements and ensures you aren’t growing ill. “We all need to thrive, but this isn’t how you do it. You need to eat. I don’t want you to forget that.”

SUN WUKONG - “You got to be kidding me,” he tangles his digits in his banana cream bangs. “Listen, I understand you feel insecure, but this is not how you fix things. Taking care of yourself is looking at those flaws and wanting to make them better without hurting yourself.” His tail snatches your wrist reassuringly. “Now c'mon, I heard of a great place that has these awesome ramen noodles. It’s all on me.”

SCARLET DAVID - He shakes his head, pressing his temple to yours, “My love, you mustn’t be dragged down by this. You are much stronger than this. Don’t hesitate to ask me if you need anything at all; we all need to learn how to care for ourselves.”

SAGE AYANA - He cradles your hand in his enormous on scale fist, gritting his teeth. “Babe, stop it. You shouldn’t be thinking like this. There’s a reason I care for you. And you need to find out why you need to care about yourself, too.”

NEPTUNE VASILIAS - Lovingly running his hands along your complexly structured face, he encourages you quit the nonsense. “Hey, baby, you are absolutely fine. But what you’re doing isn’t. You can’t starve yourself and expect to keep moving on. I want you to be okay, but you need to want that, too.”

COCO ADEL - “We’ve all got our insecurities, babe. Even I suffer from a few of my own every now and then. But I don’t allow them to take control of me. And I can say with certainty they don’t make me do some of the things you have. I want you to sit here and wait while I get Yatsu to make you a little something; you’re eating regardless.”

FOX ALISTAIR - “Enough of this, {Name}. I can’t stand seeing people hurt themselves over that. You deserve much, much, much, much better. I don’t care what you say. You’re eating.”

VELVET SCARLATINA - “I don’t…understand. Why would you deprive yourself like this all for the sake of being thinner? It isn’t healthy. And I don’t want to see you hurt yourself any longer. Please, let me help you.”

YATSUHASHI DAICHI - “I’m always by your side.”

QROW BRANWEN - “You know, sometimes it puzzles me when people like yourself worry about these things. But I guess everyone’s got a problem with themselves. I know I do. That isn’t the point. Stop this. You need to know you deserve better even when someone makes you feel like garbage. Obviously, if they waste the time I silting you, they aren’t really worth it. Now eat something, please. I don’t want you getting sick.”

TAIYANG XIAO LONG “I’ll be honest, I always feared Yang or Ruby would take this route, yet I never expected you would do this. But that doesn’t change a thing. I’m here for you, you know.”

SUMMER ROSE - “Stay with me, my love. I shall remain at your side through all your trial and tribulation.”

RAVEN BRANWEN - “You are strong, not among the weak. Stand tall and keep moving forward. I won’t permit this trouble to persist for another minute.”

GLYNDA GOODWITCH - “You need to take care of yourself. Please. I don’t want to lose you like I’ve lost so many students.”

OZPIN - “I have lived longer than most, and trust me when I say I’ve made more mistakes than any man, woman or child on this planet. I don’t want you to fall victim to this, dear. Thank you for confiding with me. Would you care for some coffee? It always soothes the soul. Then we can talk about how we can help you overcome this.”

OSCAR PINES - “I’m…not the best at this, but please do know I really do care about you, and want only the best to come your way.”

WINTER SCHNEE - “This behavior does not suit someone such as yourself, {Name}. We all have our demons to ward off, and it appears you are struggling. Perhaps I can teach you to rise above them, hm?”

WHITLEY SCHNEE - “Unacceptable. Klein, please fetch {Name} the finest cuisine you can prepare. They deserve only the best and are worthy of knowing the meaning they hold.”

ILIA AMITOLA - “I want you to look me in the eyes and say you deserve so much more. You’re the reason I can finally say that about myself, and now you need to know it for yourself.”

ADAM TAURUS - “My darling, I demand you cease believing this nonsense. You’re at my hand - you are strong, and I shall keep building you up. You must know of your worth.”

SALEM - “Under my watch, this will not prevail. As my beloved, you are to be treated as the divine being you have risen to.”

CINDER FALL - “Why must you allow such trivial thoughts conquer you? Don’t you understand you are powerful? It isn’t often one can tame the flames that will burn Beacon whole, now is it?”

ROMAN TORCHWICK - “Sweetheart, you look gorgeous! There isn’t a thing I’d change about ya. Let’s say we head to a fancy new restaurant and treat ourselves, free of charge! Trust me. You are fine as you are.”

MERCURY BLACK - “Quit letting these things take control over your mind. I can’t have you getting sick on me, now can I?”

EMERALD SUSTRAI - “I want you to have everything I couldn’t have. A home, food, and somebody who loved me. Now it’s my turn to five back what you gave to me.”

TYRIAN CALLOWS - “Your Grace, have I expressed how divine you are?”