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11 FACES I SHARE WITH BTS

“Thanks @laytmblr for the tag” 

1- When BTS do what they do

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2- When I get a BIGHIT /Bangtan notification … 

Originally posted by cyyphr

3- Every Namjoon SHET got me like

4- What I think I look like when I “rap” Cypher …

Originally posted by suishii78

5- What I really look like (well I am no Tae but u got the idea…)

Originally posted by vthesecretoilet

6- when I suddenly see : Abs, lip licking, tight pants AND AND AND when the camera hits the low angle …  OH GOD !

Originally posted by meme--suga

7- When my ships interact hsdhdhddhdncjndjndjnujnjnjnjndhue

Originally posted by sugasdiary

8- When I think I have a good idea for a post …

Originally posted by beatriceindre

9- BUT it was just meh and I spent good time and research on it just to delete it 1 min after posting it ! 

Originally posted by ultranicolet

10- Me happily trapped in Kpop …

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11-  When I hear my blog is good/funny “YOU ! I LIKE YOU. Let’s be friends”

Originally posted by bangtaneed

I want to tag my followers or any Kpop fan willing to try it ^^

anonymous asked:

Hi Ann You might remember me. You prayed for me to have a baby and 9 months later I gave birth to a baby girl. Please pray for me as I am trying to find a job. I'm not even sure exactly what I want to do or should do. Thanks, An old Friend

Oh my goodness!  Thanks be to God!  I am so glad you were able to have your baby and I pray she is a complete blessing in your life.

I am happy to pray that you find a job that will allow you to care for and love your sweet little one and also provide a needed income for your family.  May God open just the right door for you and bless you with the perfect job.  

I will post a prayer or two for finding employment.  I hope they help.

HUGS!

oh my god am I the one who’s been misspelling kismessitude all this time I thought it was kismesissitude

EDIT: ok I was right, it is kismesissitude

there should be a version of the pregante video but with the names of the quadrants being misspelled on troll yahoo answers

“Kismessississitude”

“Red feelings for Kismis?!?”

“Kissmess”

“Is there potental for kismesited?”

“5 sweps too young for meatsprit??”

“Tips for seducing mesprit?”

“Matesprate”

“How to get mat spit FAST!?!?”

“Need Auspite, urgent?”

“What to do when auspisticice does not want to anymore?”

“Marill will not talk to me.?”

“i think my morale is flust for me??”

“WHY do all of my friends have morals except me?????”

  • Steven: Oh my god mark I just read the most hilarious joke look
  • Mark: It's quite old
  • Steven: Lol I am gonna use it in the show
  • Mark: How the hell are you gonna use that in the show you can't
  • Steven: Lol wanna bet
  • Mark: Sure, you go ahead and try to write in that cereal killer joke
  • Steven: And what if i can
  • Mark: Then you can give Mycroft a female love interest
  • Steven: Lol ok
  • Mark, reading the script of TLD a bit later: Well fuck me

Shiro:Oh my god Lance I can’t believe that you are daring me to kiss Keith!

Lance:What? No I didn’t.

Shiro:Oh man I can’t believe I am doing this but I can’t step down from a challenge because I am the great leader Takashi Shirogane.

Lance:Nobody is letting yo-

Keith:SHUT UP AND LET THE MAN DO THE DARE!

ok now i demand papa nemo to be a thing and for him to spend time with emma and killian’s future children (also they were laying on the “dad-to-be” and “pirate and his son” vibes HARD, subtlety thy name is not ouat)

and for stabby junior to stop being stabby and hang out with killian and know even less about the modern world than he does

Hey Lover Book Giveaway!!!

Okay. First of all. When I first posted about this book I was not ready and/or prepared for this response from you. Like oh my god!!! I love y’all so much <3

This was just meant to be a small present/surprise for wasterella (Like just one book) but apparently there are so many of you interested in actually buying a book?!?!?!?

What am I going to do with you.

Well… Ella already hated me for “throwing my money away” for just one book. But guess what I did. I did not print one book. But four. This means:

We are going to give three books away to those who are interested in actually owning a physical copy of wasterellas beautiful fanfiction “Hey Lover”.

What do you have to do to participate in this giveaway? Nothing much. Just show us that you are interested!!! Favourite, reblog or comment on THIS post. The books are supposed to arrive at the end of this week. This means you have time until the end of the 15th to participate.

After the 15th Ella and I will randomly choose (I still don’t know how bu there must be stuff on the internet to do this. Pff) three people that will be anounced the following week.

I will message you privately afterwards so you can give me your adress and that’s it! The shipping may begin. 

Thank you again for the nice response on the last post. You can’t even imagine how happy that made us.

See you next week~ 

Mark Appreciation Post

OH MY GOD HOW CAN I FORGET ABOUT MARK.

MARK IS SO DAMN HOT! AFTER THIS I AM GOING TO BE DEAD ON THE GROUND…

SO GOODLUCK TO ME

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HOLY SHIT WHAT DID I MAKE!??!?!?!


IS HE EVEN REAL.?!?!??!? 

WHY CAN’T I HAVE MARK IN MY LIFE?!!??!

YURI ON ICE BUT IN YURI PLISETSKY’S POV
  •  “Lmao dis bitch be crying in the bathroom total loser am I right?”
  •  *At the banquet* “Oh look it’s that kid what does he want now?”
  • “Shit he’s good at dancing.”
  •  “YO WTF DID HE JUST CHALLENGE ME TO A FUCKING DUEL?”
  • “YOU’RE ON MOTHAFUCKA IMMA WIPE THE DANCE FLOOR WITH YOUR LOSER ASS.”
  •  “Oh my god dis bitch can pole dance.”
  • *Insert Yurio going a bit gay for Yuuri here.”
  •  *Unholy shrieks from Yurio after seeing Yuuri grind his dick on Viktor.”
  •  “Viktor, where are you going?”
  •  “The FUCK did you say, now? You’re going to Japan to coach that weeb?”
  •  “Hoe don’t do it.”
  •  “He fucking did it.”
  • *Arrives in Japan for the Hasetsu competition* “ALRIGHT BITCH WHERE YOU AT.”
  •  *After the competition* “I think I did pretty well. No way that pig would be able to beat m—”
  •  “He won? HE WON?”
  •  *bombs the whole skating rink* THIS ISN’T OVER. 

FAST FOWARD TO VIKTOR AND YUURI’S ENGAGEMENT

  •  “Oh my fuck they actually did it. They actually fucking did it.”
  •  “Great now they’re gonna kiss everywhere and hug each other and do other sh—”
  •  Otabek: “I wouldn’t mind doing that with you, you know.
  •  *stereotypical tsundere anime blush* “BAKA! Who the hell do you think you are?”
  •  *At the Grand Prix Final* “DAMN YUURI I GUESS VIKTOR DID TEACH YOU SOMETHING.”
  •  *Sees Otabek skating* “holy shit I am so gay for this guy somebody hold my knife shoes”
  •  *Wins the GPF* “NOTICE ME VIKTOR-SENP—”
  •  *Viktor and Yuuri are hugging each other*
  •  “BOI.”
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Requested:  u know what im a sucker for? a good “i am having a break down over you and trying to text my friend— WHAT THE FUCK WRONG PERSON” k thanks 😘😘

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A/N: Umm so I might have changed the whole concept but like these texts were already made and they kinda fitted??? Or at least they will with Hobi’s..
Which isn’t posted yet. Oh god, I hope you still like it though!! Don’t forget that requests are open at all times!

  • Friend: What are you thinking about?
  • Me: oh, nothing
  • Me in my head: YO!!!!!GARRY!!!! I'M COMIN' I'M COMIN. OH MY GOD IT'S GARRY COLEMAN! YES I AM! I'M GARRY COLEMAN FROM TV'S DIFF'RENT STROKES. I MADE A LOT OF MONEY THAT GOT STOLEN BY MY FOLKS. NOW I'M BROKE AND I'M THE BUTT OF EVERYONE'S JOKES. BUT NOW I'M HERE THE SUPERINTENDENT OF AVENUE Q!!!!! IT SUCKS TO BE YOOOOOU! YOU WIN! IT SUCKS TO BE YOOOOOU! I FEEL BETTER NOW! TRY HAVING PEOPLE STOPPING YOU TO ASK YOU "WHAT YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT, WILLIS?" It,,,, gets,,,,old,,,,,,,,

so i wrote a rant about kara’s and mon-el’s horrible chemistry yesterday. today i’m going to fangirl and supercorp because i need to write a post about them and they deserve their own post. 

OH MY GOD WHAT WAS THAT SCENE WITH MOTHER LUTHOR AND KARA THOUGH?!?!?! 

 LIKE DAMN TALK ABOUT GAY!! 

 i am so down for parents disapproval but then grudgingly comes to accept it. like can you guys just image??? 

 mother i’m satan luthor: who are you to my daughter?


supergay: a friend. (but really more like girlfriends because we’re in lesbians with each other but i’m not gonna tell you that because you’re literally satan)


mother i’m satan luthor: i’ve heard that before. 

 *mother i’m satan luthor comes home after kidnapping her daughter’s girlfriend and extracting blood from her* 

 gay daughter luthor: mother! did you kidnap my girlfriend and then took her blood??? and what’s this about cadmus? 

mother i’m satan luthor: well uh, no, i didn’t and cadmus is just a side project…wait she’s your what?


gay daughter luthor: yes mother she’s my girlfriend you can’t just kidnap her and do your weird alien experiments on her!


mother i’m satan luthor: she can’t be your girlfriend! i forbid you date this alien her kind is the reason why your brother luthor is in jail!


gay daughter luthor: mother i am not a child you can’t tell me who to date *storms off* *

*after sunny i’m supergay danvers defeats cadmus and mother i’m satan luthor has to begrudgingly admit defeat* 

gay daughter luthor: honestly mother don’t be a child


mother i’m satan luthor: you are not allowed to date that *stutters* that that thing!


gay daughter luthor: mother whether or not you accept this relationship i will continue to date kara (because we all know lena already knows who supergay is and so does mother luthor) so you can either accept and be a part of my life or not accept and not be a part of my life


mother i’m satan luthor: *grumbles and brood before grudgingly hanging her head in defeat* fine bring her to dinner tomorrow we’re having chinese


gay daughter luthor: *smiling that beautiful and gorgeous smile of hers as she claps her hands excitedly* excellent! don’t forget the popstickers kara loves those 

 i don’t even know what that was but yup that’s how i imagine this entire thing happening. and can i just say? why does it seem like such a kara thing to do to meet the mother of her gf while being held prisoner by said mother? like i don’t know why but it’s such a kara thing to do because kara is extra like that 

 BUT THAT SCENE WAS SO GAY like i said in my other rant even though lena wasn’t there you could still FEEL THE ROMANTIC CHEMISTRY CRACKLING AND BUBBLING THROUGH YOUR SCREEN! 

GAHHHH I CANT ITS SO GAY 

 WE ARE SO BLESSED BY THE GAY GODS

anonymous asked:

Who is this Michael/yousef boy and what am I missing out on (idk if I spelled either of those right)

oh ho HO anon. this question goes deeper than u know.

remember in 2:10 when isak finds the interview of even and his film project? so the other dude in that video is even’s ex best friend from bakka, mikael. in their texts post 7:10 isak tries to ask who mikael is but even *DEFLECTS* by saying he was “the man of my life before you” (which is like. really gay even. god)

the actor who plays mikael is named yousef elmofty. incidentally there is another new character named yousef who we know almost nothing about other than these photos of him and mikael being Flagrantly Gay.

for further reading i’d suggest these posts: (x) (x) (x)

happy speculating!

Oh my fucking god

So, I was having a bad day so I decided ‘hey tumblr might be able to help’ so I open the app and the first thing I saw my notp so instead being normal and scrolling past the post I FUCKING CHUCK MY PHONE AT THE WALL WHAT THE FUCK NOW I HAVE A DENT IN MY PHONE WHAT KIND OF PERSON AM I WHYYY I WILL NEVER LIVE THIS DOWN

Slow Understanding

Character: Lucifer Morningstar
Words: 405
Request: I love your lucifer writings I get so happy whenever I see you’ve posted one. Can you do one where the reader is coming to grips that he’s actually the devil? Plzzzz.
A/N: Hey! I’m sorry if this isn’t exactly what you wanted, but I wanted to try something a bit different and have a good platonic fanfic C:

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