what am i gonna do for the water

I am gonna start being healthy! I want to make a list here so I know what I should do tonight nd in the morning!
Night: Makeup removal
Put on a pore strip/mask
Get sheets and make my bed
Take it off
Brush my teeth
Take my meds
Set tomorrow’s playlist
Go to bed
Morning: Wake up @ a good time, earlier than normal.
Have water by my bed and a treat across the room to get me up
Turn on playlist
Start with 10 mins yoga
Doodle for a few mins!!
Get dressed
Do my looks
Maybe take an ootd? Who knows.
Eat a piece of toast w pb and honey
Pack lunch
Leave for the day!

  • [texting]
  • heejun: Then wtf do i use?! There isn’t asshole soap!!!
  • jihun: WATER
  • jihun: WATER cleans you just fine
  • heejun: That’s not gonna make it smell fresh!!
  • jihun: yes heejun. fresh. that’s exactly what some chick wants when she licks your asshole.
  • jihun: “wow, heejun! your asshole smells EXACTLY like the soap i use to wash my hads after i pee!! gee whiz wollykers i am so turned on right now!”
  • me starting out: i have to do offerings every single day twice a day if possible and there must be bread and water shit what am i gonna do about beer i can't drink also should i prayers AND hymns with every offering and make sure to work constantly to establish the best godphone ever seen and then there's the festivals
  • me now: heyyyy djehuty. djet pal. beaky man. i brought you a single butterscotch candy this week, which i found in my purse. no need to thank me, there's more where that came from, haha. catch ya later my birb
2

This started off as a sketch of a scene from the latest chapter of NGJL and then got out of hand real quick. I’m sorry…this is super duper sad even for me…*throws feels everywhere*

5

“All right,” Laurel began as she lowered her legs into the pool, watching Cassia swim in agitated circles. “What’s this great disaster you wanted to talk about so badly?”

“It’s Hassan!” Cassia bit back, her tone aflame, frown deepening as she pulled herself out of the water to sit beside Laurel, who looked at her doubtfully.

“Did he use the wrong fertiliser on the petunias again?”

“No! No. It’s… God, Laurel, it’s awful. Look, I’m just gonna say it and stop beating around the bush: I like him. I like like him. But I dunno what to do about it! All I am is snippy with him! I can’t get him off my mind, urghh!”

Laurel swallowed back a laugh. “Well… that much has always been painfully obvious, Cass. But if you want to get him outta your mind then just find someone else to focus your attentions on! Worked for me.”

The look Cassia gave her was horrified. “That’s a terrible idea! Talk about avoidance, jeesh… what’s the point of doing that? If you date someone you’re either gonna break up with ‘em or die with ‘em, so why bother playing games? Sounds stupid to me.”

For a moment, Laurel paused. Perhaps Cassia was right. Perhaps what she had going on with William in her bid to rid Tessy from her mind was… a bad choice. The thought made her nervous, but she bit it down. “So what’re you gonna do?”

Cassia sighed, defeated. “What do you think? I’m gonna tell him.”

Art Commissions(Updated: Check Below for new post link!)

!UPDATED!

So things are not looking up at all. We won’t have enough for water after all, same with the electricity and we have to pay taxes soon. So yeah…I don’t even want to put the amount we need to earn but its more than over $400+, and we have to somehow magically earn this all this upcoming week. Hell…we have to pay the water tomorrow so we need $30 for that soon…This really fucking sucks…So I’m adding more commissions options in hopes this helps me raise the money we need to raise. Again sorry for this all, I’m sure its annoying but I have no other way of working or trying to earn money. Hell i can’t even sell my own comic books on ebay, no one will buy them, that’s how bad it is now.


I am only drawing mobian characters, ocs, au verses of them and fcs are acceptable too. Robotic limbs like example for Bunnie are fine too.

Sketch(Will be clean sketched btw):

Head - $3

Waist - $5

Full - $5.50

Add $0.50 extra if you want base/flat color added to your commission.

Lined:

Head - $6

Waist - $8

Full - $8.50

Add $0.50 extra if you want base/flat color added to your commission.

Personal Drawing Tutorial Videos(Honestly, I’m not the greatest artist but I really need the money. So am doing whatever I can now to make it):

Sketching Mobian head tutorial(any character of your choice)  - $10

Sketching Mobian full body tutorial(any character of your choice) - $12

Line work tutorial(any character of your choice) - $14


Rules for commissions:

  • Please talk to me first before sending money for a commission.
  • Payment first, then art. Simple as that.
  • Ship/pairing art is acceptable for now(but am not too great at drawing them so you’ve been warned)
  • Sonic characters/style only
  • Detailed references will be greatly appreciated
  • No humans, robots, fetishes, offensive, rude and hateful stuff.
  • No NSFW, gore or torture.
  • Minor blood or bruises are fine
  • I have the right to decline a commission if I feel I can’t do it or am not fond of the offer given to me.

Payment method: Paypal only, sorry!(usa dollars) paypal.me/creativeblur

Contact Information: (Email)chaotixvoblur@outlook.com

If you want to just donate to help. You can send money through the same link for commissions too.

Please share this around, I really need the help…Thank you!!

New Post: http://impulsive-doodles.tumblr.com/post/156478705152/making-a-new-updated-post-for-commissions-for-the

SIGNS AS STUFF I'VE SAID 2.0
  • Aries: "Fruit PUNCH me in the face."
  • Taurus: "Who is Frida Kahlo and why did she follow me on Instagram."
  • Gemini: "I will fucking recycle you, bitch."
  • Cancer: "I'm gonna get a boat and name it 'your man' so when people ask what I'm doing I can say 'riding your man.'"
  • Leo: "I AM the Beverly Hills Chihuahua... Who the fuck are you?
  • Virgo: "I get it if you want to drink water, just don't flood my house."
  • Libra: "Maddie from Dance Moms is a cheese quesadilla."
  • Scorpio: "Fetish- I MEAN INFECTION."
  • Sagittarius: "My favorite color is Walmart mulch orange."
  • Capricorn: "No offense but you seem like the kind of person who'd aspire to be a tax collector."
  • Aquarius: "She's the human equivalent of a Target brand cheese doodle."
  • Pisces: "I will shove an entire seafood buffet up your ass."
The Signs as Shit Jackson Says

Anonymous asked: HI! Can you do the signs as shit jackson says? thank you!!!

Aries: “Can’t I pretend to be pure?”
Taurus: “When we debuted, I was 174.7cm. Now, I am 174.8cm.”
Gemini: “Can guys be with guys [on WGM]?”
Cancer: “Should I show some aegyo?” *does aegyo* “Don’t release it.”
Leo: “A fan asked me what did I do to become so hot, so I was like, ‘rice.’”
Virgo: “I love water, my parents love water, my brother loves water, everyone loves water, right?”
Libra: “I look prettier on this side.” *Amber face palms*
Scorpio: “How many years do you need to change? We are going shopping, not to Seoul Fashion Week.”
Sagittarius: “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! Try saying that!”
Capricorn: *Eric asks what he and Mark are gonna eat* “Why do you care?”
Aquarius: “I am jungle. Jungle is me.”
Pisces: “I am adorable too. You should love me too, right? I’m adorable, yes I am!”

- Admin D

“how big, how blue, how beautiful” sentence starters (pt. 1/2)

tw: alcohol + drugs

❝ don’t touch the sleeping pills, they mess with my head ❞
❝ remind me, what was it that i said? ❞
❝ remind me, what was it that i did? ❞
❝ did i drink too much? ❞
❝ am i losing touch? ❞
❝ what’s with the long face? do you want more? ❞
❝ you’ve been here before. ❞
❝ the water’s coming in fast! ❞
❝ i’d already had a sip, so i’d reasoned i was drunk enough to deal with it. ❞
❝ like always, you could never make your mind. ❞
❝ you inspired a fire of devotion ❞
❝ what kind of man loves like this? ❞
❝ sometimes you’re half in, and then you’re half out, but you never close the door. ❞
❝ now there’s a few things we have to burn. ❞
❝ i was making you a wish. ❞
❝ what are we gonna do? ❞
❝ we’ve opened the door, now it’s all coming through. ❞
❝ tell me you see it too. ❞
❝ i’m happy you’re beside me. ❞
❝ what is it worth when when all that’s left is hurt? ❞
❝ the damage is already done. ❞
❝ come on, is this what you want? ‘cause you’re driving me away. ❞
❝ i don’t know how i don’t just stand outside and scream. ❞
❝ i am teaching myself how to be free. ❞
❝ outside the world seems a violent place. ❞
❝ but you had to have him, and so you did. ❞
❝ some things you let go in order to live. ❞
❝ who made us this way? ❞
❝ i know you’re bleeding, but you’ll be okay. ❞
❝ hold onto your heart, don’t give it away. ❞
❝ i know it seems like forever. ❞
❝ one day this will be over. i swear, it’s not so far away. ❞
❝ i’m gonna be free and i’m gonna be fine. ❞
❝ another drink, just to pass the time. ❞
❝ it’s a different kind of danger. ❞
❝ never knew i was a dancer. ❞
❝ these chains never leave me. i keep dragging them around. ❞
❝ why can’t you let me know? ❞
❝ without your love, i’ll be so long and lost. ❞
❝ are all those bridges now old stone? ❞
❝ it’s been so long between the words we spoke. ❞
❝ i figured out where i belong. ❞
❝ it’s the hardest thing i’ve ever had to do. ❞
❝ can my dreams keep coming true? ❞
❝ i forget all that i’ve been taught. ❞
❝ i can’t keep calm, i can’t keep still. ❞
❝ it’s the hardest thing i’ve ever had to prove. ❞
❝ i went blind for you. ❞
❝ perhaps you don’t exist. ❞

Okay, Fatigue Pagan Validation Post

You are important. I am important. It’s 7000% okay that your success story that you still feel good about is that you literally whispered Thanks Guys once in the last seven months.

I am proud of you. You are doing a good job. This has been a long post and now I need a nap. humor>

PS share your success story with me.

(I made a tiny corner shrine by my sink mooooonths ago and vaguely remember to fill the water cup before the groceries people show up–bless delivery–because it’s where they can see it and it’s easier to refill the cup than to take down or hide the shrine for anxiety management. Which has somehow translated to having a water offering that has stayed almost actually wet to some extent for the last several months and it seems really impressive and I feel good about that. Also I read an article many months ago and that was a challenge I am proud of.)

If undertale characters watched su

Undyne; *in water in medatating pose*

Papyrus; what are you doing?

Undyne; i am the malachite. I AM the malachite.

alpy: undyne, let me give you professional fangirl advice. pretending malachite is still underwater won’t bring jasper back

Undyne;*starts sobbing* i stilll want her bbaaacckkk! she had so much potentiallll! SO MUCH AWESOME STRENGTH! *sob*

Tatooine Farmboy Headcanon

Luke Skywalker totally does not know how to swim. 

Like where the fuck would he have learned?? Tatooine??? 

And he manages to get through three years in the Alliance flying in Rogue Squadron and it just never comes up bc none of their missions require swimming in water he’s a pilot like, who cares.

It doesn’t really hit him that this is a problem until he lands in a swamp in Dagobah and Artoo falls into the water and he’s like “FUCK I can’t rescue my droid because I don’t know how to fucking swim what the heck am I gonna do.” 

So then my headcanon deviates into two potential outcomes: 

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Tag tag tag tag tag :D

I was tagged by @steampouda , whoop whoop another tag

Rules: answer all questions (that you can), add one question of your own and then tag as many people as there are questions (same as @steampouda, Im also just gonna tag a few, sorry, there are too many on here )

I’ll tag @notthecarlilefromtwilight , @1stlieutenant-riza-hawkeye, @heartandstride, @aviragooutoflesbos, @redflamel, @angua-von-uberwald @story-flower If you want to do this :D

  1. coke or pepsi: uhm water please, I hate sweet pop
  2. disney or dreamworks: How could I decide?! See, I love the quirky dreamworks style but seeing as they still have to give me a good female protagonist i’ll have to go with Disney (and especially Mulan)
  3. coffee or tea: coffee AND tea, jeez, why not both?! 
  4. books or movies: Ok , well see here, movies adapted from books usually suck but I love me some good cinematography and I currently own about 200 DVDs (I’m not kidding) and regularly spend my money on movie theatre tickets, but then I read almost always at least 3 different books at once. Ugh fine I chose movies.. no books… bovies!
  5. windows or mac: windows
  6. dc or marvel: team marvel!!! have you guys SEEN LOGAN??!! fdjkfdhsaj soo good
  7. x-box or playstation: uhm don’t own either but playstation, i really wanna get one
  8. dragon age or mass effect: don’t really have an opinion
  9. night owl or early riser: night owl trying to become an early bird
  10. Cards or chess: …board games, but in this case cards, I’m not a strategic thinker
  11. chocolate or vanilla: chocolate <3
  12. vans or converse: uhm I own 2 pairs of converse and no vans so I have to say converse
  13. Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash, or Adaar: who?
  14. fluff or angst: fluff, I just hate reading angst
  15. beach or forest: forest by the beach (see, I’m good at wiggeling out of things haha
  16. dogs or cats: I’m severly allergic against both so turtles, especially greek turtles, testudo hermanni boettgeri :)
  17. clear skies or rain: clear skies all the way
  18. cooking or eating out: cooking, unless I’m lazy
  19. spicy food or mild food: depends, I like spicy food if its done right, like not peppery spice but like ginger etc spice. So don’t just put hot sauce on stuff but actually season it spicy
  20. halloween/samhain or solstice/yule/christmas: halloween is not so big where I live so really solstice/yule/christmas, when the whole family comes together :)
  21. would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot: I’m always cold so being a little too hot but balance things out a bit. Because I mean if you can make the a little too cold feeling go away by putting on more clothing, ok, then I’ll chose that, but in case it’s something that never goes away, I’d rather be a little too hot all the time
  22. if you could have a superpower, what would it be: lol, I just dreamed about being an OC marvel mutant that could influence the feelings of people nearby and that shit is pretty powerful, so I’ll chose that. closely followed by being able to fly, I mean, who doesn’t want that right?
  23. animation or live action: animation (by the way, I’m still really freaking out about how bad they can make the fullmetal alchemist live action… anyone still as worried as I am?)
  24. paragon or renegade: what?
  25. baths or showers: baths <3
  26. team cap or team ironman: team iron man! c’mon, he has spidey <333
  27. fantasy or sci-fi: BOTH IS GOOD, I hate deciding! also, as a lit major let me tell you the boundaries are pretty fuzzy, so I probably can get away with this :D
  28. do you have three or four favorite quotes, if so what are they:      1:  Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one (Terry Pratchett)                                                                                                 2: A heart’s a heavy burden (Howl’s Moving Castle)                                3: Oooh! All right, that’s it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! (Make a note of this:) dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow, dis…(Mulan)                                                                                              4:Udo: Hallo Kinder, ich bins der Udo. Das schreib ich mal eben an die Tafel, so.Kinder :äh, hä?! Kind 1: Da steht gar nicht Udo! Udo: Boah weißt du wie egal mir das ist, ich bin doch nicht euer Deutschlehrer! Ich lehre hier das grausamste Fach an der gesamten Schule, ja?! Kind1: Mathe? Kind 2: Sport? Udo: HAUSWIRTSCHAFTSLEHRE!!! *ziiing* *grillenzirpen* Udo: Was is? Kind1: hust Udo: Boah, das ist ein ernst zu nehmendes Fach, ja?!! Das is voll wichtig! (by the one and only coldmirror, Harry Potter und der Plastikpokal <3)
  29. youtube or netflix: WHY DO YOU MAKE ME CHOSE; I LIKE THEM FOR DIFFERENT REASONS!!
  30. harry potter or percy jackson: Harry Potter all the way
  31. when you feel accomplished: I don’t know, when I’ve done something for my BA thesis paper?! I guess…
  32. star wars or star trek: star wars <3333
  33. paperback books or hardback books: hardback look nicer but I need books with me when I travel and since I move a lot, I have come to prefer paperbacks
  34. to live in a world without literature or without music? ???!!! 
  35. who was the last person to make you laugh? my boyfriend <3
  36. sour or sweet candy: neither, I like all things chocolate though.
  37. do you believe in aliens? I think its pretty cocky to assume we are the only lifeform out there, the universe is huge, man
  38. dawn or dusk dusk :)
  39. piercings or tattoos tattoos, I want one soooo bad, but I dont have money
  40. girls? HOT????? damn yes we are <3
  41. snow or fog fog, because I’m sooo sick of winter at this point
  42. do you sleep facing the wall or the room? I move sooo much in my sleep, I face everywhere
  43. TRC or AFTG: what does this stand for? 
  44. horror or drama: uhm, I recently got into horror, so for today I’ll say horror
  45. ocarina of time or majora’s mask? never played :( but I want to start getting into games more :)
  46. would you rather live in an area of more nature or city? City, i’ve grown up in one and lived in a rural area for a year and hated it :D but I still like to have nature close to the city
  47. what’s your addiction right now? gilmore girls, just got into it :D also, cosplay as a big convention is coming up :D
  48. what languages can you speak? German, English and Polish
  49. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? I honestly like living in Germany, we have good healthcare and the government isn’t so bad, but I think Sweden is cool, if it wasn’t for the long winters :D
  50. sun or moon? moon :)
  51. potato bread or banana bread? banana bread!
  52. are horses good? yeah, I’m allergic but I especially LOOOOVE iceland ponys :D, I used to horseback ride until my allergies got to a point where I couldn’t see anymore after a lesson so my mom made me stop
  53. Edward Elric or Alphonse Elric? dammit @steampouda, why did you have to make it so hard :D ok, well, I’m gonna go with Alphonse but never make a mother choose between her children 

Logan or Deadpool?

but i’m so sure magnus and alec have to absolutely always be touching each other

like, what other side of the bed??? ¿¿¿ i’m gonna sleep half on top of you with my head on your chest like chairman meow

also, what do you mean you can’t cook when i’m hugging you alexander??? what kind of shadowhunter are you???

and, alec darling lift your head for a sec so i can turn the page

and a whole lot of showering together to “”“” save water “”“”

also a shitload of playing with the other’s hair while their hand is draped over the other’s shoulder while they talk to people (((it makes alec blush like a freaking tomato)))

and when they’re fighting they’re a badass a blur of seraph blade and blue sparks and they’re always back-to-back so they can protect each other but also having their shoulders press together gives them strength

(((the only time they’re ever apart is when magnus puts on his make up and it pisses alec tf off so he often comes to kiss him and messes it up)))

abemiha au where mihashi is the sweet flower god and abe is the grumpy storm god and one day mihashi comes out (with much blushing) to thank abe for watering his plants all the time and abe looks at this sweet lil birb and thinks that he’s gonna start paying more attention to the earth now

Thank you @rixilia for tagging me!! Honestly no one is gonna care and probably only one person is gonna see this but being the Queen of Procrastination that I am, I’m gonna do this instead of doing my essay :)

rules: once you have been tagged you are supposed to write 92 truths about yourself. at the end, choose 25 people to tag!

LAST…
[1] drink: water
[2] phone call: my sister
[3] text message: my friend, asking her if she knows what she’s gonna do because she just found out she’s pregnant but she can’t afford an abortion
[4] song you listened to: Man in the Box by Alice in Chains
[5] time you cried: a few days ago

HAVE YOU EVER…
[6] dated someone twice: no
[7] been cheated on: no
[8] kissed someone and regretted it: no
[9] lost someone special: no one that I cared about tbh
[10] been depressed: everyday
[11] gotten drunk and thrown up: yeah rip

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS:
[12] teal
[13] purple
[14] black (if that counts as a color)

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU…
[15] made new friends: yeah
[16] fallen out of love: no
[17] laughed until you cried: only when I was with my sister
[18] found out someone was talking about you: yes
[19] met someone who changed you: no
[20] found out who your true friends are: sort of
[21] kissed someone on your facebook list: no

GENERAL…
[22] how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: all of them I think?
[23] do you have any pets: no :(
[24] do you want to change your name: nah
[25] what did you do for your last birthday: ate dinner with my sister and that’s it
[26] what time did you wake up: 11:30am (early as hell for me)
[27] what were you doing at midnight last night: watching live videos of a band called Walk Off the Earth cuz I just discovered them and damn they put on awesome shows
[28] name something you cannot wait for: finals week to be over so I can go to Taiwan
[29] when was the last time you saw your mother: 2 months ago
[30] what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: I want to feel happy
[31] what are you listening to right now: nothing
[32] have you ever talked to a person named tom: my cousin’s name is Thomas but no one calls him Tom so not really…
[33] something that is getting on your nerves: my housemates
[34] most visited website: Twitter and Youtube
[35] elementary: ok idk if y’all are asking for names but imma be unnecessarily specific soo Wedgeworth Elementary
[36] high school: Glen A. Wilson High School
[37] college: UC Davis
[38] hair colour: dark brown
[39] long or short hair: medium short
[40] do you have a crush on someone: no
[41] what do you like about yourself? my values and beliefs
[42] piercings: earlobes stretched to 2g and a septum piercing
[43]blood type: A-
[44] nickname: Esther the Molester (I will never live that down)
[45] relationship status: single
[46] zodiac sign: Scorpio
[47] pronouns: She/her
[48] fav tv show: all time favorite: Hannibal, currently: Gotham, Skam (when it comes back)
[49] tattoos: one
[50] right or left handed: left handed

FIRST…
[51] surgery: none 
[52] piercing: ears, when I was 6 or 7
[53] best friend: don’t have one specifically
[54] sport: HA
[55] vacation: probably California because that was when I lived in Taiwan and didn’t live in California full time yet
[56] pair of trainers: how the fuck am I supposed to remember this???

RIGHT NOW…
[57] eating: nothing
[58] drinking: water
[59] i’m about to: do the other tag that @rixilia tagged me in
[60] listening to: nothing
[62] want: this week to be over with
[63] get married: noooopppeee
[64] career: something that has to do with animals

WHICH IS BETTER…

[65] hugs or kisses: hugs
[66] lips or eyes: eyes
[67] shorter or taller: taller
[68] older or younger: either one
[69] romantic or spontaneous: romantically spontaneous
[70] nice arms or nice stomach: don’t really care
[71] sensitive or loud: a little bit of both. too much of either one will just be annoying
[72] hook up or relationship: relationship i guess
[73] troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker

HAVE YOU EVER…
[74] kissed a stranger? no
[75] drank hard liquor? yes
[76] lost glasses/contact lenses? no
[77] turned someone down: yes
[78] sex on first date? no
[79] broken someone’s heart? not that I know of
[80] had your own heart broken? no
[81] been arrested? no
[82] cried when someone died? no. I probably should have though, but I genuinely wasn’t sad about it sooo
[83] fallen for a friend: no

DO YOU BELIEVE IN…
[84] yourself? never
[85] miracles? no
[86] love at first sight? no
[87] santa claus? not anymoreeee
[88] kiss on the first date? depends on the person/situation I guess
[89] angels? no

OTHER…
[90] current best friend’s name: don’t have one anymore
[91] eye colour: dark brown
[92] favourite movie: DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO PICK JUST ONE??

I guess Tobias wasn’t hurting the dolphin, because the dolphin just grinned his perpetual grin and went tearing through the water.

Up. Down. Up. Down. Flying high, crashing deep. And all the while Tobias kept yelling.

<Aaaahhhh! He’s gonna drown me!>

We all yelled helpful advice.

<Hold your breath!>

<Gee, really?! Do you think?! Hold my breath?!> Tobias managed to respond.

<He must be okay,> I said. <He’s still capable of being sarcastic.>

<Let go!> Ax advised.

<Why didn’t I think of that?> Tobias answered. <Ahhhh!>

<Start acquiring him!> Rachel said. <It will put him in a trance.>

<I am acquiring him,> Tobias said. <Guess what? He’s not in a trance. Ahhhhh!>

—  Book #15: The Escape, pg. 37 (by K.A. Applegate)

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK 

WHAT THE FUCKING

WE WONT SEE CONCERT HARRY FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS

NO MICROPHONE STRADDLING, HAIR BOUNCING, LANKY DANCING, WATER SPITTING, HYPED UP LOSING HIS SHIT HARRY FOR US

WHAT AM I GONNA DO

british people taste test american water

guy 1: *picks up glass of water* oh i am SO gonna get diabetes…what even is this because it looks like so much sugar im gonna get diabetes!

girl 1: im gonna get diabetes! look at this sugar! what is this even!

guy 2: death isn’t evil

guy 1: he’s only doing his job

girl 2: would we suffer more from living forever or spending an eternity dead