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even underneath the waves, i’ll be holding on to you

aftg zombie au, “i want to go back for you”. warning: very long
basically, what would happen if neil and andrew were separated during an apocalypic situation.


The news says it first.

The world is ending and everything has gone to shit.

Nowhere is safe and nothing is okay anymore.

Nothing was ever okay, but they make it sound new, like this is something nobody expected to happen. Not here, never here.

It started with a virus. It was like the flu in every other way; the fever that kept people bedridden for days, the sickness and the headaches. It was like the flu in every other way but one: it slowly ate away at people’s insides, made living people into nothing but hollow hosts. Nobody would have expected a kindergarten teacher from the West to lash out her students but it was even worse when she bit one, and then he bit his mother three weeks later and she bit her boss. Like that, the vicious cycle continued. Everywhere there was panic, there was a disaster, there was death.

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allwaswell16  asked:

Prompt: Louis and Harry are getting ready for a wedding. But they both look so good, they end up not ready for the wedding. (Yes, I read all your tags. Let's not even pretend I don't. Also, that PBC story is gold. Even though I can't imagine those sandwiches being that good. But okay.)

lol five months later i am responding to this prompt, sorry for the extreme delay!!! also, i’m afraid it turned out all weird and disjointed, but it is what it is.  Okay here we go: 

“How much time between the ceremony and the reception?” Harry asked.    

“I dunno,” Louis said.  It came out sharper than he’d intended, but he was trying to concentrate on opening the door to their hotel room, and Harry was bouncing on the balls of his feet right next to him, full of the same antsy energy he had been for weeks.  It was making Louis uneasy.  

“Did you bring the invite?” Harry asked, following Louis into the room a touch too close behind.  

“No,” Louis said, tone still too sharp.  He winced internally, dropping his bag and quickly hanging his suit in the doorless closet before pretending to investigate the bathroom so he didn’t have to see any hurt on Harry’s face. “Did you?”    

 Harry only snorted in response, and Louis could hear him shucking off his shoes and fumbling around to hang up his own suit.  He’d flopped onto one of the double beds by the time Louis shuffled back out into the room, long and lean and up on his elbows as he slow-blinked at Louis and chewed on the inside of his lip.

“Well, go on that website, then,” Louis said, ordering himself to ignore what an utter picture Harry made, all spread out on the ugly olive drab hotel comforter like he was on display.  

Lately, it almost seemed like Harry was trying to provoke him, sometimes.  Like somehow, after all these years, he’d finally figured out how Louis felt, and was trying to goad him into acting on it with his body and his eyes and his utter lack of regard for Louis’s personal space.  

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Rules: Tag 20 blogs you’d like to know better.

tagged by @animatedpretzelle 

Nickname: ktee, ducky, rice, katherine

Sign: aquarius

Height: i haven’t measured myself in a while but i think around 158cm/5′2

Last Thing You Googled: is it safe to eat soggy potatoes

Favorite music artist: tegan and sara………..shut your up i’m gay (also steel train)

Song stuck in my head: waterfall by tlc

Last movie you watched: scott pilgrim vs the world

What are you wearing right now: my pink tegan quin shirt and jeans

What do you post: what DON’T i post?

Why did you choose your URL: there was that meme where it’s like “your superhero name is the last thing you ate + your fav animal” or something like that and mine turned out to be bread dog and i thought that sounds pretty cool but there were several variations of breaddog taken on tumblr so i added the extra b, which is also there to balance out the double d aesthetic

Do you have any other blogs: i have a tegan and sara side blog @tesquin and another blog which i did own once about…a particular aspect……of steel train….which i regret…..i handed it over to a friend bc i didn’t want the username plaguing my screen every time i went into settings. she doesn’t use her tumblr much anymore so it’s just sitting there…out there somewhere…..in the world wide web. you’ll have a hard time prying the url out of my hands i’m never giving it out

What Did Your Past Relationship Teach You: i’ve never been in one before lmao

Favorite Color: blue or teal

Average Hours Of Sleep: like 6 ??

Lucky Number: 7 bc i’m harry potter trash

Favorite characters: FIRSTLY i know he can be a real dickhead sometimes but honestly??? i hate how relatable he is - connor walsh from htgawm. 

SECOND hernando fuentes from sense8 a REAL AND TRUE ANGEL he loves his art and he is so good at what he does and  he L O V E S LITO SO MUCH. 

also from sense8 AMANITA CAPLAN WHAT the fuc k she is so….SMART and amazing??? she loves nomi so MUCH she would do ANYTHING for her and she is so??? so smart about it what to heck she is so intelligent and incredible and her CLAP 👏 BACKS 👏 TRULY ICONIC. i would LET HER HOLD A GUN TO MY HEAD AND i would Thank Her.

fourth…maybe last, jacob kowalski from fantastic beasts what the fucking,,,he is so fucked over by all this wizard stuff but honestly???? he tries to wrap his head around it and with the things he can’t understand he just accepts without further question. admittedly he is scared bc really who wouldn’t be but even though he is scared he does’t try to fight whatever it is that’s scaring him whether that be wizard magic or a magical creature. and also he cares so much? he cares about the animals and he takes the time to understand and care for them. he doesn’t think newt’s weird for taking care of wild creatures like every other wizard does. these creatures are so (literally) otherworldly that yes he was scared of them at first but he was also?? fascinated and he was never aggressive to creature or human. he’s just….so…..caring….he is so kind and incredible and honestly i could see him cradling his and queenie’s daughter in his arms bye he is so loving and lovely and god what is there not to love about him

this has gone on for way too long

How Many Blankets Do you Sleep With: usually 1 but 2 if it’s cold

Dream Job: music theatre actor

i tag @beforethewaves, @ignoremeprettyplease, @saraquinsface, @sometimes-liz, @encircleme, @ramblesandreblogs, @hasobitt, @antonoff, @mosmodre, @biclasstrash, @teganslivingroom, @smolsasa​, @valeriianz, @remuslovestonks, @holyhairbrush, @singingundersmoke-filledlights, @rhiwolf, @saucysara 

i’m two (too) short but i mean  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Kiss, interrupted: part 2

The second part! I’ve decided upon a title for this thing as well.

“Can somebody tell me what is going on?” Sister Julienne asked.

Sister Bernadette felt as if she was going to faint. If sheer mortification could be a cause of death, she would have died on the spot. She felt the overwhelming urge to collapse, cry, puke, or all three. None of those were viable options, however, so she just stood rooted to the spot, her eyes trained on the floor and her hands shaking.

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anonymous asked:

hi, i have a lot of trouble scheduling different commitments that i make— i often find myself realizing that i have two mandatory obligations that overlap only days before it happens or the day of. i am absolute crap at keeping a calendar but clearly i can't trust myself to just remember all of the things i need to do. what are your suggestions?

You need to start using a planner. I know, it sucks, but there you go.

This post talks about how to use a planner.

This post has a link to a planner that’s designed specifically for ADHDers.

Our planners tag also has some posts about bullet journals!

-J

anonymous asked:

What was the younger guy's name again who went hiking with Cesar & Co? Sorry for asking, but I can't find your post about him using the tags. Thanks :)

Hi nonnie :) His name is Albie Marber he has a 4 credits on IMDB as an actor, but nothing for last couple of years. Not sure what role he is going to play, but guesses were Elias Pound or even William. We just have to wait again as always. Still no sign of Duncan Innes or Dr Stern. I know I keep going on about it, but I am going to do that again

DEAR STARZ - SAVE MURTAGH

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Tagged by: @akameluna on my sideblog (I’m posting it here because…I like my main blog better

Rules: Answer all questions than tag people you want to get to know better (I’m not answering some questions because I didn’t feel like answering some of them

Nickname: Kaylee (Its what I go by in America since people can’t pronounce it)
Gender: female
Star sign: Libra
Height: 180 something cm
Time right now: 12:29 am
Last thing I googled: 12 pm
Favorite Band:  Gorillaz, Twenty One Pilots
Favorite Single Artist: Lin Manuel Miranda
Last Song stuck in my head: Saturnz Barz
Last movie I watched: I think Doctor Strange
Last TV show I watched: Samurai Jack
When I created my blog: Late last year I think
What do I post: Usually art, mostly fanart, mostly voltron fanart
Do you have any other blogs: yes, but I’d rather not say
Why did you choose your url: My sister is a banana and apparently pineapple in german is anana. Also I’m Korean.
Posts: 225
Hogwarts house: Hufflepuff
Pokémon team: Instict
Favorite color: Anything aesthetically pleasing
Average hours of sleep: 5-7
Lucky numbers: 7 and 13
Favorite characters: Too much man…to much…
What are you wearing right now: baggy magenta sweater and blue fuzzy pajama pants
Dream job: storyboard artist for an animated tv show and someday possible direct one myself
Dream trip: To the icecream store

I tag: anyone else who wants to do it! I want to get to know you guys better!!

Tagged by: @ponkita

What part of pop culture do you wish would just go away?

I am very very uninterested in celebrity culture, even if I approach it from a removed, academic perspective.

What is your favorite salty snack?

I used to love pretzel sticks but nowadays I will sometimes eat tortilla chips.

What song do you love to dance to?

Ok look I listen to a lot of anime stuff (and Kamen Rider Den-O…)

What was your most embarrassing hair style?

I asked a friend to cut my bangs with regular scissors as a freshman in college and it did not look good (not her fault at all, I take full responsibility).

If you could have a drink with someone from history who would it be?

I dunno. Probably one of those things I’ll think of an answer to later.

What is the furthest west you have traveled?

I live on the West coast, so any further West is technically East (except for Hawaii, which I’ve never been to), but I’ve been to Australia and Japan (and more).

What is the funniest thing you have heard a child say?  

I can’t recall at this moment, but the most endearing thing is when my mom’s coworker brought her three little girls over for Rosh Hashana dinner and we all played together. I showed the oldest how to use my drawing tablet and she drew me this picture:

What vegetable do you hate?

Zucchini

Have you ever been mentioned in the newspaper?

Yes, for lots of reasons. I won 3rd place in a drawing contest when I was in 5th grade for a drawing of a vampire I made in 3rd grade. Also, a few years back, I won 2nd place in a juried show and thus was briefly mentioned in the local newspaper. There were probably other things in a similar vein, or as part of a group for being in band, etc.

If you could live in any other country for 2 years where would you go?

The only other country I would love to live in is Canada. I really liked it when I visited.

Do you believe in God?

I never have, even at a young age. I’ve always been more of a cultural Jew.

If you could see 24 hours into the future what would you do with this ability?

Probably hide under my covers and cry. And make phone calls.

What is the worst physical pain you have ever been in?

Toss-up between when I badly sprained my ankle and when I got so horribly sick my senior year of college, I could barely lift myself upright in bed to throw-up in the trashcan right next to it.


In what way are your parents out of date?

They don’t understand the complexities of racism, sexism, gender, etc., but they do try, even if they get defensive. I am very lucky, I feel.

What are you afraid of?

Nuclear war, death camps, death of friends, deportation of friends, everything that’s already happening because of global warming, dying not on my own terms, lots of things.

Do you have faith in the next generation? Why?

Yes, if we make it that far. Anyone can do better than me.

What makes you laugh?

My best friend! And my online friends! And silly memes. Also yesterday my club president randomly texted me a youtube video that was every Seinfeld episode at once and it was so out of the blue.

What exotic pet would you like to have?

I don’t want an exotic pet. Fantasy pet, though? Dragon, hands down.

What are your marketable skills?

Geez. I can communicate well with people. I am very friendly and approachable. I am very level-headed when dealing with coworkers/teammates/etc. My creativity lends to my ability to creatively and satisfactorily solve complex issues that arise in the workplace. Although my writing tends to be dry and straight to the point, I’m pretty good at basic editing, just ask my fanfic buddies. I may be single-minded and have trouble multi-tasking, but it allows me to focus and accomplish my goals with unparalleled diligence.

Who taught you to cook?

Both of parents. My dad for strict safety in dealing with food, and my mom for reckless seasoning and experimentation.

What color underwear are you wearing?

Very plain white and tan. I am very much comfort over frill. Also it’s cheaper to buy in packs. I do like funny patterns, as long as it’s comfy.

What single piece of technology makes your life easier?

My smartphone.

What do you miss from your childhood?

I do not want to go back to being a child.

What do you do to impress someone you are attracted to?

I run and hide and hope they don’t notice me.

Tag:

@katan-a-rama, @tallalexadventures, @belligerentbagel, @cameoappearance, @cheesenuggets101, @ramensquid @harrius, @akusuru @ace-murdock, @trellyollyoxenfree, @kaaramel, @shy-yin, @kaleuh aaand anyone else who wants to (feel free to tag me back as having tagged you). No pressure to do it, though, of course!

Btw I am now blanket blocking everyone who posts those wannabe relatable shipper posts and tags them with twenty different ship names

Really not what I go into the thorki tag for

There’s such a huge gap between how I experience fandom as a 32-year-old, what functions it serves in my life, vs for the young teenage fans. Every time I go into a major tag I’m like “OH WHOOP RIGHT, there are still people here who are in a very different developmental phase than I am.” Like, the existence of sex is no longer a thing that provokes anxiety for me. There are a whole lot of jokes you tell and things you find funny when you’re kind of figuring out what role sex is going to play in your life, and how you feel about that, and when you don’t necessarily know what those experiences are like.

And when you’re 32 and have been with somebody for ten years, and you got your fair share of sleeping around done with back in your single heyday, maybe those jokes don’t have a role in your adjustment, and you want to read, like, a 50K story about Steve and Bucky finding a nice house in the suburbs and bickering over what kind of flooring they should have. Not saying that is a universal experience but I would watch them sit with a realtor going over comparables.

It’s something I think about, this age difference, because it’s so hard to come up with a unified theory of ethical fandom. I find it weird and off-putting when girls pour all their emotional energy into male/male pairings that they hyperbolically assign moral value to (“sinning!” is a particular hot button right now), and there’s lively debate about whether this is fetishization, but it’s nearly impossible to STUDY this world, because 13- and 14-year-old fans are mostly going to lie about their ages if it’s a barrier (God knows I did!), but I think they’re getting something different, a safer way to explore thinking about sexuality and relationships–and CAN that reflect a damaging way of thinking about m/m relationships???? I don’t know!!! Is it worse, somehow, when it IS another woman my age who’s still acting like men together is some kind of novel and weird thing? DOES stage of life play a role in how people relate to fandom?

Anyway. I don’t have time to actually study this and no IRB is going to approve asking 13-year-olds about their emotional/sexual fantasies, so it’s a moot point. But I do think it’s part of why there’s SO much discord in fandom over what constitutes appropriate and ethical behavior, and even whether those parameters can be applied to fandom.

Thank you all for the support (in particular @lawschoolruinedme, @purelyvictorious, and @bemarybehappy for the advice)! In typical fashion, I was worried over nothing. The talk went super smoothly and wonderfully, my boss is AMAZING, I’m going to be leaving my current office on an extremely positive note with my relationships with all of my bosses and coworkers, and starting an amazing new opportunity with my new job at the internship office in two weeks! ❤️

I am exhausted, but so thankful and excited for what the future holds!

oh my god

i just went onto google earth and there’s this random place in the middle of the pacific ocean

where someone just. added a bunch of pictures from Lost???? and somehow they haven’t been reported yet?????????

who did this

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for @allmycharactersare-dead: oikawa, iwaizumi & the flock 1 and 2 trainees from wingbeats!! because dragons and dragon riders are. the coolest. also I promised you a thing!! ヾ(*´∀`*)ノ 

I see a bunch of posts saying if your asexuality or aromanticism is caused or influenced by trauma or mental illness or neurodiversity or something, it’s still valid.

I see a lot of posts saying asexuality isn’t something that needs to be cured, that a-spec people aren’t broken and don’t need to be fixed. That people are naturally born this way.

I also see a ton of posts telling everyone it’s ok if their labels change, that sexuality is fluid and identifying as something different before or after or now doesn’t invalidate the person’s orientation at any point. That if it’s useful for the person now, they can use it.

But I don’t see a lot of posts, actually basically none, that actually address the point where those things intersect.

If your asexuality or aromanticism is caused or influenced by something, your orientation is valid, and it doesn’t mean you couldn’t have been a-spec without it. Maybe you were born this way, maybe you were made this way, but no matter how you got here, you are still a wonderful valid person.

You are not broken if you do not feel you are.

It is also completely OK for you to feel like you are.

If you feel your orientation is something that is only temporary, because of mental illness or trauma, and you had labels you identified as before and want to identify as them again, you are so valid.

It is ok for you to think something broke and for you to want to repair or mend it. If you have a bowl because the top part of a clay vase broke, it’s ok to want a vase again. Kintsukuroi creates beautiful art out of broken pottery people mended.

It is also so ok for you to feel like some part of you is broken, and to want to let it remain that way. You don’t have to fix it. People make mosaics out of broken glass, and they are far more beautiful than the beer bottles they came from.

It’s also ok to not know how you feel about it. To feel like some days there is nothing wrong with you and other days to feel that part of you is just shattered shards of something else.

No matter what, you are valid and your experiences and feelings about your orientation are valid.

 ゚・:*。(▽´・(oo)・`▽)ε`*)~。*:・゚ 

love the piggy!

since i sometimes get asked about this, lemme state for the record:

if i write something (meta/fic/random headcanon) and it makes you want to create something of your own (a fic, a drawing, a video, an aesthetic, a gifset, ANYTHING) PLEASE BY ALL MEANS GO FOR IT. you don’t need to ask my permission. MAKE THE THING, then tag me in it so i can see it.

creating things should be fun and if some ridiculous idea i had inspires you to do something fun and creative i am all for that and i would love to see what you make out of it. i’m not precious about my ideas. go forth and make art.

Ereri/Riren Fanfiction Rec List (Updated!)

This is a huge list. Like wow. This took a while.  Anyway, these are all really amazing fanfics, and y’all should check them out.  As you may be able to tell, once I find an author I like, I tend to read everything they wrote. Also, I know that a lot of these are present on other rec lists, but that’s because they’re just that awesome so I had to include them. I know that lots of these are available on both AO3 and FFN, but I just linked them to whichever site I read it on first. This list will be updated as I find new fics, cause there are just so many wonderful fics and authors for this pairing. 

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These are all AU for some reason.  I did not intend for this to happen but whatever. Less tagging for me.

Freedom of the Press- kylar04- 196k- M

Soccer player!Levi and hemophiliac college student!Eren. It’s so cute, full of drama and angst and fluff and wonderfulness. 

Steered Straight- kylar04- 128k- M

Modern military AU. just amazing. And sad. And happy. And everything

Shattered Facade- kylar04- 45k- M

Abusive relationship AU.  Really sad but sweet.

Rebellious Nobodies- PrincessSmutButt- 122k- M

College AU. This one freaked me out a lot but I’m not really sure why, so I guess just nonspecific TW. Unexpected ending and lots of emotional pain.

Crash- ObdurateSinner- 201k- M

The one where they’re both pilots. One of the first ereri fanfics I read and one of my favs.  TW for plane crash.

Danger Line- lunatrancy- 117k- M

Police officer!Eren and Mafia boss!Levi.  Lots of action and angst. It’s wicked awesome.

The Wolf and the Bat- hidansbabe503- 119k- M

Vampire!Eren and werewolf!Levi.  LOADS of errors and weird confusing dialogue where the person’s reaction to a sentence is right next to the sentence so it looks like that character said the sentence but they didn’t.  You’ll see what I mean.  Very sweet college AU anyway.

A Forged Wedding- mistyhollowdrummer- 202k- M

Levi asks Eren to marry him for a month.  TW for referenced child abuse. Some words or sentences that don’t make sense but great story nonetheless.

Threads of a Fairytale- lunatrancy- 88k- M

Cursed prince!Levi and poor farm boy!Eren. All the fairy tails and its adorable.

Sugar on Top- lunatrancy- 123k- M

Sugar daddy AU.  Not as creepy as I thought, with a mildly confusing plot twist at the end.

Temporary Mistake, Permanent Fix- Chappy-the-Bunny- 149k- T

Tattoo shop AU.  Interesting characterization and great story.

Feathers and Follies- Chappy-the-Bunny- 185k- T

Really really cool take on reincarnation AU.  Angel!Eren is the best thing ever.

A World of Our Own- LittleGreenPuppy- 187k- T

Modern arranged marriage. SO CUTE.  A bit of angst but not overwhelming.


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Glitter, Glamour, and Ties- LiveToLie- M

Stripper AU.  Not really what I was expecting but it’s great.

The Change You Wish to See- mistyhollowdrummer- T

Eren is deaf and Levi works at a bookstore. So much fluff.

Why The Fuck Not?- HolyShitIt’sSenpai- M

High school AU.  Levi’s a badboy and it’s funny.


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Louder Than Words- TheArtOfWar- 142k- AU- E

Okay I tried reading this a while ago and wasn’t into, but I tried again yesterday and holy shiitake mushrooms. Read it. Really graphic violence.

Monster- loveatfirstsight- 48k- AU- E

Mental institution AU. Not the most realistic portrayal of things but idrk. It’s interesting and well-written.

Come in with the Rain- itsaroosterteeththing- 41k- AU- M

Super ridiculously fluffy teachers AU and I just want to snuggle them but they’re not real *cries*

1994- Vee- 124k- AU- E

90′s AU and it’s so freaking good. 

The Talk- WhiteSilverandMercury- 109k- AU- E

Hands down best stripper!Eren AU I’ve read. Super well-written and the plot twist at the end will fuck you up real bad.

Stowaway- OneWhoSitsWithTurtles- 30k- AU- E

Pirate Captain Levi because what more could you possibly want.

10 Years- appleapple- 25k- Canon- E

Ten years after the war, Eren returns to find the world has moved on.

Hey Lover- wasterella- 228k- AU- NR

Eren is sick of being teased for not having a girlfriend, so he finds a site that gives the illusion that he has one. But Levi is not a girl, and this might be a problem. 

The Intern- Lutte- 399k- AU- E

High school (sorta) AU.  Check trigger warnings.  Much angst but so good.

Beyond The Walls- Light_Within_Darkness- 72k- Canon- E

Wilderness survival.  Jean is just awkwardly there.

The Red Long Johns, Or “Be Sure to Dress In Layers”- shulkie- 30k-AU-E

The one where they’re both teachers chaperoning a camping trip.  So fluffy.

Wanderlust- Sabrinanikkol- 109k- AU- E

Eren gets set up as Levi’s ‘travel buddy’.  They go to France.  Fun.

It’s Funny Because Eren Can’t Read- BlakeBrolovski- 109k- Canon- E

Eren can’t read. Second person POV omg it’s weird but cool.

Placing Faith- OneWhoSitsWithTurtles- 155k- Canon-ish- E

The one where 20 year old Levi adopts 8 year old Eren. So ridiculously sweet.

A Sound Like Breaking Glass- mongoose_bite- 53k- Canon-ish- E

Where they all live by the ocean and Eren longs to join Captain Levi’s ship. Right? Slightly confusing but cool once you figure it out.

Fireside- twisting_vine- 37k- AU- E

Modern Canada AU. The one where Levi’s car breaks down and he has to stay with friendly neighborhood farm boy!Eren. So fluffy.

Holding Hands In The Rain- twisting_vine- 101k- AU- E

More modern Canada AU. Absolutely beautiful and well written. One of my favorites.

Art of War- catsonfire- 53k- AU- E

Modern AU where Levi and Eren are neighbors and have fun screwing with each other.  Figuratively and literally. Cute oneshot epilogue:  Tying Loose Ends

am- loveatfirstsight- 101k- AU E

Great story. Trigger warnings for mental health issues and a boatload of angst.

Junkyard Dogs- acidtowns- 70k- AU- E

Prison AU. Honestly kind of disturbing but in the way that you can’t put it down. TW for violence, mental health issues and obviously, prison.

Haute Couture Love- SailorHeichou- 123k- AU- E

Fashion AU.  LOTS of grammatical errors and weird capitalization of random common nouns, but cute story anyway. 

Deal With It- Corporal_Levi_cleans_my_house- 138k- AU- E

Sweet Omegaverse, one of the only good MPreg fics I’ve ever read.

Neither Tarnished Nor Afraid- mongoose_bite- 73k- AU- E

Cop!Levi and Vigilante!Eren.  Really interesting.

Epilogues Are Always Better Than Prologues- ninanna- 37k- AU- T

Publishing company AU.  Where Eren and Levi dated before and somehow end up at the same company. 

Night Drive- shotgunsinlace- 50k- AU- E

Levi is married(?) to Erwin, but no one seems to care.  Plot twist.

Warm Water- KeroseneShowers- 35k- Canon- E

Levi’s shower breaks. Eren attempts to fix it. 

Grounded- appleapple- 22k- Canon- M

Eren gets grounded for a year when he gets drunk and destroys a bunch of stuff.  Cute.

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Again, not including word count.

Sometimes Things Turn Out For The Best- Resmiranda- AU- E

Levi is Armin’s editor and lil mushroom plays matchmaker with his editor and his roommate. Really gud.

Just My Luck- SecretGhostGirl- AU- M

Levi is Mikasa’s boyfriend and Eren has a crush.

Ein Riese, der Fliegen Wollte- Closet_Cleaner- Canon-ish- E

Eren is not a human that can turn into a titan, but instead a titan that can turn into a human. Really interesting and well-written.

What’s Eating You?- TheSpazzBot- AU- M

I thought this was about vampires and I was *mostly* wrong. This fic is amazing.

Misread- sciencefictioness- AU- E 

Eren has depression and Levi is his boss and they’re both just trying to figure their lives out. Pretty realistic, I think.

The Strange and the Usual- lalazee- AU- E

Levi owns a halfway house for possession victims. Confusing but really good.

Red Heat- Sciencefictioness- AU- E

Probably the best Omegaverse AU I’ve read.  Lots of action and violence.

The Stag in the Dark- shulkie- AU- T

Knitting AU. I didn’t know a knitting AU was a thing but it is and it’s great.

Under The Bed- Corporal_Levi_cleans_my_house- AU- E

Demon!Eren.  There is a portal to Hell. Excellent. 

Shotgun Blues- Corporal_Levi_cleans_my_house- AU- M

Hitman!Levi and photojournalist!Eren.  Awesome. 

Everytime I Poop, I Think Of You- suckaknob- AU- M

Levi and Eren get drunk. And married.  Hilarious. 

Demons and Darkness- Sciencefictioness- AU- E

Demon AU. Obviously. Very interesting.  Violence.

One Shots

Okay I’m a little weird but I consider anything that’s completed with under 20k words a oneshot. So don’t be surprised if some of these have like 12 chapters. These are all on Ao3 by the way.  

Uber Attraction- MicellaneousShenanigans- 1k- AU- NR

“The Uber driver Eren one-shot you didn’t know you needed.”

Acute Myocardial Infarction- missmichellebelle- 14k- AU- G

Doctor! Levi and Eren is so adorable oml. 

Bon Anniversaire, Mon Cheri- Opulence- 8k- Canon- T

*cries*

Be Good for Me- TheSpazzBot- 15k- AU- E

This is just PWP but its really good PWP.

No-Smoke, No-Gamble-  PresquePommes- 9k- AU- M

Eren is fob from Germany and his inability to English is kawaii as fuck.

Don’t worry I’m weak to you- myoue- 6k- AU- E

Delivery boy!Eren gets stuck in Levi’s apartment during a storm.

Heart of Ink- OnewhoSitsWIthTurtles- 15k- AU- E

Because we all need another tattoo parlor AU, right? 

My Home Is Where Your Heart Is- bfketh- 14k- AU- E

Levi is needs a babysitter for his daughter Mikasa and Eren seems like the right guy for the job. Adorable.

beyond the sea- TheSpazzBott- 12k- AU- E

Merman AU. Really cute. 

Last Customer- mongoose_bite- 5k- Canon- E

After the war,  Levi owns a coffee shop. Such fluff.

Don’t Speak Against the Sun- appleapple- 18k- Canon- M

Erwin thinks Levi and Eren are spending too much time together.  Such a beautiful story. 

Strike Twice- shulkie- 9k- AU- T

At Mikasa’s wedding Eren is tasked with keeping Levi there until cake. Funny and cute.

Hit or Miss- Monsoon- 4k- AU- M

Levi is an assassin who just broke his cardinal rule.  Funny.

Trump-l’œil- appleapple- 11k- Canon- M

He has never minded the bitterness at the bottom of the cup. Wonderful.

meeting people is easy- foreverautumn- 4k- AU- NR

Super sweet and funny. Read it twice and it’s even funnier.

Give The Dog a Bone®- TheSpazzBot- 16k

Hilarious modern AU where Levi’s dog likes Eren a little too much.

The World Has It’s Shine- catsonfire- 7k- AU- T

Another coffee shop AU. There can never be too many.

Grind- TheSpazzBot- 14k- AU- M

Levi owns a tea shop and Eren owns a coffee shop. They become arch nemeses. Funny modern AU.

Bemused!- mongoose_bite- 8k- AU- T

Really interesting idea and super cute story.

Of Mistletoe and Shitty Fake Boyfriends- TheSpazzBot- 13k- AU- T

The one where they pretend to be dating. 

Blackbird- inkshaming- 9k- Canon- NR

After the war. Absolutely beautiful story.

Christmas at the Ackermans- zhedang- 8k- AU- T

Levi is Mikasa’s cousin and Eren has to pick him up at the airport. Sweet and festive.

MatPat: *takes a deep breath*

MatPat: i lo-

Jason: yes, you love Stephanie, we know, you love Stephanie so much, she’s the light of your life, you love her so much, you just love Stephanie we KNOW, you love Stephanie you fucking love Stephanie okay we know, we get it, YOU LOVE STEPHANIE FUCKING PATRICK. WE GET IT.

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I don’t know why, so don’t ask.