what am i even doing anymore omg

BTS as quotes of my younger sister
  • Seokjin: my eyebrows are seriously on fleek. just like my existence. i'm amazing, and everybody knows that.
  • Yoongi: disturb me while i'm taking my beauty nap and i swear you will be hit on spots of which you didn't even know where you can feel pain.
  • Hoseok: *dances to baepsae* *hipthrusts* *screams* I CAN HIPTHRUST!!!!!! *screams even harder*
  • Namjoon: okay so.... i kinda dropped your eyeliner and it rolled somewhere underneath the closet so i can't find it anymore but hey i baked an omelet for- *omelet burns* *panicks* WHAT DID I DO?!
  • Jimin: hey look *pulls up shirt so that abs can be fully seen* i got a fuckin sixpack because of the 30 minutes of dancing heheheheeheh
  • Taehyung: *sees pigeon* omg that's a pigeon HI PIGEON HOW ARE YOU LET'S BE FRIENDS!! *pigeon flies away in fear* *pouts* am i scary?
  • Jungkook: BITCH DAB! *dabs 15113564346567 times*
watching yoi got me like:

(spoiler warning)

Episode 1: What a nice little anime. The intro is a it long, but well let’s keep watching.

Episode 2: Oh. It’s getting a bit gayer. That’s nice! c:

Episode 3: I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR SUCH A HOT PORK CUTLET BOWL!!

Episode 4: “What do you want me to be to you? A father figure? A brother? A friend?” - WAT!? HELL NO! JUST KISS ALREADY! BE IN A FREAKING RELATIONSHIP!

Episode 5: THIS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IS AMAZING! I WANT TO BE A HOT PORK CUTLET BOWL TOO! WHAT EVEN IS MY SEXUALITY ANYMORE?!? IWANT TO FIND MY EROS! I AM SO CONFUSED! I LOVE THIS ANIME!

Episode 6: Their relationship grows so fast! I can’t even handle it! gnnn!

Episode 7: did he just.. OMG HE DID! SEND HELP! ALL MY WORRIES ARE BLOWN AWAY! THE EARTH IS SUCH AN AMAZING PLACE TO BE! I WHO NEEDS LIFE ANYWAY? I WILL WATCH THIS SCENE A 100 TIMES A DAY!! I NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS! GIMME ALL THE FANARTS! I NEED THE NEXT EPISODE - NOW!

Episode 8: LOOK AT THEIR RELATIONSHIP! JUST LOOK AT IT! THEY WERE BORN TO MAKE HISTORY! I LOVE THIS INTRO SO MUCH PLAY THIS ON MY FUNERAL! LOOK HOW THEY REPRESENT THEIR RELATIONSHIP IN RUSSIA! THIS HAS SO MUCH MEANING! I WANT TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP LIKE THAT! THEYARESUCHDADSTOYURIO! LOOK HOW MUCH YURI HAS GROWN AND HOW HE HANDLES THE SITUATION WITH MAKKACHIN! SAFE MAKKACHIN! THEY CAN’T KILL THE DOG! WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO VICTOR? WHAT ABOUT YURI?! MY FEELINGS! IAMAMESS! HELP! I NEED THE NEXT EPISODE! GIVE ME ALL THE THEORIES, FANARTS AND GIFS YOU HAVE! IWANTTHESOUNDTRACK! TAKE ALL MY MONEY! NOW!!


what even is real life. How can I survive a week without the new episode. help.

*rolls out of the room*

Originally posted by asukachii

A Life With You

A/N: *waves nervously* oh hey there

Warnings: teeny bit of adult-y smutness and swears

It’s raining.

You should have checked the weather before you left the house and maybe you wouldn’t be in this situation. Standing at a bus stop with dirty water pooling in your shoes, wearing nothing more than a thin jumper. You don’t remember the last time you shivered this much.

It’s raining and it’s freezing. You sigh and glance at your phone screen to see the time. If you stand here much longer you’re sure you’ll catch a cold.

Suddenly, the rain pattering on your head and soaking through your clothes stops. You blink and look up.

A guy is standing beside you, smiling and holding his umbrella over both of your heads.

“Hey,” he greets. “You looked like you could do with some shelter.”

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Me:

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“omg i do astrology i know astrology REALLY well i am born on the cusp of aries-taurus so i read bot-”

Me:

Originally posted by animated-disney-gifs

“I was born with Saturn square Venus in the 12th house with the sun retrograde I am so doomed why I am I curs-”

Me:

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“Why does everyone say Leo and Capricorn are such a bad match is Capricorn my soul mate???? who is the most compatible with Capricorn who do I marry”

Me:

Originally posted by disneyasastrology

“You never post enough of *insert my star sign* (Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Sagittarius, Scorpio, Aquarius, Pisces) why do you hate MY sign???”

Me:

Originally posted by lejediotaku

when you astrology on tumblr lol

@kxllerwolfiism-deactivated replied to your post: Drafts why you do this to me. I get on and when i…

same

I know right? LOL Gawds im so dumb. Where did all the confetti stuff go like, I want that stuff and this mucis is amazing im not even going to fix my typos? Even tough they mor e like… accents lmao. LOL I remember I literally would be like “NO It’s not a typo it’s my accent coming out.” cause when i talk to much i get a European accent and it’s so dumb and funny and what am i even talking about anymore omg

Exo reaction when their daughter had her first period and they have to explain to her what is happening

Sehun:*after he tries to talk with his daughter* “I don’t need you to tell me that, I already found out on my own. We have a thing called internet you know?” *girl voice mocking his daughter*

Kai:*after his sister explained it him* Do I really have to tell her that? all of that? how am I gonna tell her that? I’m shocked even myself 

Tao: *starts the talk really smoothly trying to make his point but…” 

Daughter: Don’t worry dad, you don’t have to do this anymore, w talked at school about this.

Kyungsoo:*gets ready for his big speech but no words came out* Okay, how do I start this……

Chanyeol:*googles it to see what he should should tell her* Omg my poor baby, she will be having these immense pains like it says here………..

Chen: In moments like this I wish I had a boy. Erections are way more simple than periods

Baekhyun:*explains it all in one go* Now do you have any questions?

Lay:*gets shocked when he calls his mom to tell him what is happening with his baby*

Suho:*awkward suho making it all even more awkward* So, I saw that your period came….that’s good…but we need to talk….

Kris: Oh god, I have to buy her pads from now. I never bought pads in life, how should I know which one are the good ones?

Luhan: Why do I have to tell her? I’m a guy, I don’t know anything about this…

Xiumin: *when he asked the guys for advice * 

Sehun: You better hurry up and buy her some pads until she will bleed all over the house.

Can’t you just shut up and do something constructive instead of annoying me.

when someone talks shit about you
  • 7th grade: omg they said what! that's not even true, like what the frickle frackle! i trusted them with my life and my deepest secrets! there is no going back! i am so hurt and never recovering! they cant just say that! i am such a nice person! what made them think they could do this! i cant even be in a room with them anymore! !!!!!!!!
  • now: lol yea im a lil hoe